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Kangaroo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Merseyside

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You know what, I haven't really seriously felt my balls for lumps. That will change starting tonight! Thanks for the post.
Roo
Quote by shireen-steve
the fact that nothing you could have done would have changed history, only she could have done that...

That's what my father and I was told. Certain episodes in her life had pushed her to drink. Only she could have stopped it. It doesn't make it any easier though.
Still, as others have said. I am what I am through what has happened in my past. You are the sum of all your history I guess.
The Roo
If I could go back and have another go at life, I would want to change only one thing. My mother ended up drinking herself into an early grave. Although certain people tried to help her, she still ended up doing it. I wish I could go back and try again, somehow do more, do anything to help her. Not a day goes by where I don't wish it.
Sorry to get so heavy sad
Quote by EnglishChris99
You can't mittigate against stupid peoplet

I think stupid is a bit harsh. People who don't know any better, are perhaps a little gullible, and maybe don't even know this kind of thing happens, can be fooled into thinking these emails are genuine. I saw one that looked like it was from Lloyds TSB, it looked geniune to the unsuspecting eye. It linked to a site that looked like the real Lloyds TSB site. These guys can get (although not all the time) pretty sophisticated.
A small percentage of people will be fooled and that's all the scammers need. Send anough of these emails out and a small minority will bite.
I'd have to say a kebab :twisted:
You always want it after you have been out and gotten pissed!
I know I have been quite. I lurked for a long time, joined up and started posting. Then other things just got in the way and I couldn't find the time. sad I'm back now and I'm hoping to participate more.
In answer to the question of my name, I don't really want to divulge as it's a public forum. If we meet in person, then it will all become clear. Honest biggrin
I tell everyone I know not to give any information over requested via email from banks, etc. It makes me mad that anyone could be fleeced like this.
The respective organisations need to get their arses in gear and sort out a way so that you can be sure (or as sure are possible) that you can trust the sending email address is trustworthy. There are a couple of ways they are looking at doing this. Its all still up in the air at the moment.
God I was 17 in 1984. All this talk of Raimbow is making me feel like I am getting on a bit. Programmes were simpler in those days. Although why we didn't end up all mixed up (well not all of us anyway) I'll never know. A bear, a hipppo and a thing with a zip for a mouth...whoah!
I seem to recall Zippy making some kind of rap record a couple of years ago or so.
Isn't the guy who presented it stacking shelves or something now?
Quote by easy
So is Kangaroo a native American who's tribal name is "Man-who-is-hung-like-a-horse"?
(us northerners have to stick together)

You are nearly right. It means man who trails a line in the sand between footprints.
All of you have too much time on your hands but I have enjoyed reading your replies so much. This could go on for days so I'll just say none of you are anywhere close.
I don't want to give my real name away (not on a public forum anyway). So I can't really confirm it even if you do get it, although I will PM the person who gets closest.
Cheers.
Kangaroo
I can't believe this thread is still going strong :shock:
You are all nuts!
I love some of the guesses though.
Oh my god...that is so freaky. I have to show that to everyone.
I feel like chicken tonight...like chicken tonight lol
Saw this and thought it was funny. It a wonder no one was hurt.

smile :)
Kangaroo
Quote by Angel Chat
You wanna stick with me kid, I'm completely sane :silly:

Somehow, I don't think there is anyone on this forum who is sane smile
That'ts why I know I am going to enjoy it here. Everyone is friendly and a bit mad.
< It's Rolf Harris isn't it? >
You're really close!
< is it Ooragnak?>
Even closer!
< He is Guru Khan>
So close, you wouldn't believe!
< Wonders if its Gary>
Almost spot on!
< yer names Carol!!!>
Red hot.
< I think it's noah>
Now you are stone cold again!!
Quote by Jackie and Ben
Yes Ben and I are both Estate Agents who work over 60 hours a week, take abuse from tossers who blame us for their house being a shithole and not selling. Mind you we must like it as we have been " Property Professionals " for a combined 33 years.

Just put my house on the market and the estate agents are pretty good. The bad name estate agents get is not justified in my opinion. Then again, ask me again when I have actually sold the place
Quote by Jackie and Ben
Ps. What is it you all do for a living?????

I am in I.T.
Quote by mindblowing
His name is Wayne,
well he is a Roo that hops from one rough animal to another.

No, I ain't him.
Have you heard how much he is on at United? 50 grans a week smile
Groan...I thought this may happen. Me and my big mouth smile
Can I have a go? Is it Joey? Oops, no already had that one.
Quote by Re-Lapse
Does the Roo avatar mean you are from down under confused:

No, I just like to go down under (on ladies) smile :)
My forum name, hence the avatar is a play on words of my real name.
Kangaroo
Quote by McGuinness
Hi and welcome from a fellow newbie, love your Avatar BTW

Cheers. I thought it was appropriate. It's fun and is better looking than me.
Kangaroo
Quote by davej
Hi to you A Bit Ambiguous,

biggrin :D
See that's what I was refering to. I am going to have some fun here I can see!
Thanks for the welcome.
Kangaroo
Quote by mindblowing
Or are all the most interesting and genuine people on this site from "up north" ?

Quite right! Says fella from up North...Ahem.
Kangaroo
Hi there,
I am new to post on the forum but have been browsing it for a while. I have laughed my head off at some of the things that get said. Everyone here seems really friendly. Some of the topics are just great.
I thought I'd take the plunge and finally say hi. Hope to get to know you all better.
Be gentle with me!!
p.s. I'm a bloke. The forum name is a bit ambiguous.
Kangaroo
Quote by Apple_Pip
redface I'm about to go to my first "party" on Saturday and am mighty excited about it... but I do have a BIG concern that I am quite embarrassed about. When I orgasm, I ejaculate profusely. My partner loves it and assures me that other men/women will too, but I need to throw this out to a wider audience. (I'm a girl by the way!) biggrin

I have never seen a lady do this (well not one who wasn't in a video), but the thought of it is a real turn-on!
I reckon you should go for it, not all girls can do this, certainly nothing to be embarrassed about.
Quote by Vicky_uk
The Tune i love is
Samba Pa Ti by Santana
mmmmmmmmmm so erotic wink

I Love that song as well. I have only recently started to listen to Santana. Great stuff!
I think any of the slow songs by the Commodores/Lionel Richie is great to get you in the mood smile
Yey..first post.