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Kazsc
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 44
Straight Male, 67
UK

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I agree Bouncy. I have looked to find some in EE but it is devoid of anything resembling humour.
Rock on
Steve
Cherrytree. If you want to play an instrument then pick up a cheap second hand guitar. You dont have to read music to start and after learning a few chords you will be able to play dozens of songs. It is not difficult, you just have to keep going even when your fingers are sore.
Understanding chord structure will help you if you want to progress to keyboards etc.
I reckon that you will be playing your first song after week 1. If you need any help - I can assist.
Steve
Good luck with the meet from me and Kaz.
Do let us nosey parkers know how it went wink
Steve
1 It is singularly depressing
2 no real characters - all miserable gits
3 stroylines are naff and always bring me down
4 acting is wooden and totally unbelievable
5 scriptwriting is non-existent
6 Nobody has any money - hardship is their speciality
7 I do not like any of the characters except Jim and he is not in it much these days
8 The title music is crap (even if my mate wrote it)
9 It is on far too many times per week
10 I have much better and more important things to do
But I can't switch it off mad
Steve
I'm obsessed about volume levels, if a radio or tv, iPod or phone have a numeric read-out, I must must must leave it on an even number.
Even if the display disappears after adjustment, it would make me very uncomfortable to know it was left on, say, 11, instead of 12.
Harry has even been trained now to leave it on an even number!

Kittysin
This seems to be a perfectly normal thing to do. Everybody knows that these electronic items can burst into flames if the display is left on an odd number.
Steve
I am sure your new 'friend' will be sympathetic and gentle. Have a fantastic time.
Steve
We were very lucky because we met the perfect couple on here almost instantly and we play with them every week. So, very happy and not using the site to meet up.
I like "The Cafe" because it covers a lot of subjects and there are some very interesting posters (you know who you are).
I find the chatrooms a bit boring and I am fed up of watching peeps wanking.
I am a serial 'profile' reader and watcher and I love the sexy, sultry pics (again, you know who you are)
Steve
After making an initial small opening, I get the real hump if I break anymore chocolate before I remove all the innards of a Cadbury Cream Egg.
I am also obsessed by timekeeping. I am always punctual and hate people being late.
i also leave the roast potatoes until last on a sunday roast.
My motorbike has to be cleaned every time it is used. Hard work coz that is every day.
I scream the house down if the tops are not put back on the shampoo.
I could go on and on..............
Steve
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear minxy.
Happy Birthday to you.
smile
I am a songwriter and can make a song up about ANY specific lady's name.
wanna try me............
Steve
Oi Oi Minxy
You put a post on this forum so that people can react to it. Whether they agree or disagree with you does not really matter. In any case, you are open to criticism just as you are able to critisise. That is what the forum is all about.
Humour is an integral part of this site and long may it be so.
Keep up the good work and stop worrying.
Steve
A new concern about freebies offered to doctors by the drug (I can't spell pharmaceutical this early) companies is making news today. There is a report published next week. These perks can range from a free biro to a slap up meal and even holidays.
The drugs comnpanies are not allowed to advertsise directly to medics so they see this as an inducement to get GP's to order their product.
I am pretty sure that most professionals will take the gifts (within reason) but not let that sway their judgement on which drugs they should prescribe to their patients.
Do you think this is a problem that needs addressing or bona-fide marketing promotion by the pharms.?
Steve
Wait til you get the bill for the winter quarter. Prises are onaverage nearly 35% higher than a year ago.
Also a warning. A man from N power knocked at my door, showed me his ID and said that he needed to read the gas and electricity meter. It was while he was taking the readings that I reaalised I was with Eon and not bloody N Power. So, I told him that he used deception to enter my premises and he had no business with my meters. He said "but we can save you a lot of money on your energy bills if you switch.
Needless to say I sent him away with a flea in his ear and got on the phone to N Power. They made the usuaul noises but I bet this is still a tactic to get new customers.
B'stards
Steve
I understand that Mrs Margaret Kite is now on the game smile :) :)
by the way dirtygirly
your profile pics are a lesson to us all in how to do it properly. They are incredibly sexy, sultry, revealing but not too so, atmospheric and horny.
Marvellous
Hope you dont mind me saying this.
Steve
Please don't blur
some of us older patients already cant see properly biggrin
Steve
The fact that everyone seems to be getting 'out of their pram' over Gaunty shows what a good broadcaster he really is.
You cannot listen to him without becoming involved and you either agree with him or your blood boils with rage at what he says.
He is a shock jock and is bloody good at it.
By the way, I hate him.
Steve
My penneth worth.
If you have ever been subjected to watching TV in any other country for more than 15 minutes then you will surely understand the value of a quality public service broadcasting network like the BBC.
Without doubt, the corporation has the highest quality threesholds and strives for creative excellence. Love it or loathe it - you cant argue with that.
The finacing however is a matter for some debate. I cannot watch some of the commercial channels because of the ad breaks and the repeating of promo spots for weeks on end so I am happy to pay my license fee.
I do question the need for the extended world service which boasts that it broadcasts globally in over 30 diffferent languages. Why?
Also, didn't the beloved Gaunty start out on the BBC?
Steve
Can anyone suggest reasonable hotel accom near this venue?
thanks
Steve
Cordelia stepped into the waiting taxi but before she could tell the driver she wanted to go to the airport............
Simply replace the word "Love" to "Muff" in song titles.
Childish but amusing on a wet wednesday.
fer example;
"How Deep Is Your Muff"
"Muff Is a Many Slendored Thing"
"Muff Muff Muff"
steve
Hi Minx
Sounds as though you are going to be fully supportive to him whatever path he chooses. Terrific.
I am 50 and still dont know what I am going to do tomorrow smile
Have a nice day.
Steve