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Hi all,
Having moved North recently, I'm having to find a new circle of friends, so discovering this site I decided to advertise.
Please could a few of you read my add No. 104397, and pass me any constructive critisism, as I'd like to get it right and not sit around here on my own for too long. Not looking for a relationship. Had those etc. Simply want fun with independace for a while.
Love and thanks,
Keith X
Having moved North recently, I'm having to find a new circle of friends, so discovering this site I decided to advertise.
Please could a few of you read my add No. 104397, and pass me any constructive critisism, as I'd like to get it right and not sit around here on my own for too long. Not looking for a relationship. Had those etc. Simply want fun with independace for a while.
Love and thanks,
Keith X
...and talking of the North?
It reminds me of a poem I used to know off by heart, but now only snatches remain. It congures up Scotland, for me.
I crossed a moor, with a name of it's own
And a certain use in the world no doubt,
Yet a hands-breadth of it shines alone
Mid the blank miles round about :
For there I picked up on the heather
And there I put inside my breast
A moulted feather, an eagle-feather!
Well I forget the rest.
(Robert Browning)
Well it has to be the North. When did anyone last see an eagle down south
:
Keith
It reminds me of a poem I used to know off by heart, but now only snatches remain. It congures up Scotland, for me.
I crossed a moor, with a name of it's own
And a certain use in the world no doubt,
Yet a hands-breadth of it shines alone
Mid the blank miles round about :
For there I picked up on the heather
And there I put inside my breast
A moulted feather, an eagle-feather!
Well I forget the rest.
(Robert Browning)
Well it has to be the North. When did anyone last see an eagle down south
: Keith
some capital, oooh why dont let the scots have it for a while, they never got Cannock , now theres a fine english town!
And why would anyone want CANNOCK?
Anyway, we're talking about the great Northern cities, which are incidently ALL in Yorkshire.
Halifax, Leeds, Sheffield, Hull, Harrogate, and of course York.
All the rest come second, and who remembers second places?
Ok, so Manchester, Liverpool, Edinburgh and Glasgow have their merrits, and are far better than those forgotten places down south, but the Quenn of them all has to be Nottingham, and I'd move it North if I could, complete with all the women, leaving the men to try their luck in far off places like Leicester or Derby.
Keith
And why would anyone want CANNOCK?
Anyway, we're talking about the great Northern cities, which are incidently ALL in Yorkshire.
Halifax, Leeds, Sheffield, Hull, Harrogate, and of course York.
All the rest come second, and who remembers second places?
Ok, so Manchester, Liverpool, Edinburgh and Glasgow have their merrits, and are far better than those forgotten places down south, but the Quenn of them all has to be Nottingham, and I'd move it North if I could, complete with all the women, leaving the men to try their luck in far off places like Leicester or Derby.
Keith Quote by Silk and Big G
Its not difficult ......a slapper can be easily spotted by her predeliction for white shoes and black tights !
G
'Ere, how dare you. I've never had white shoes, and the only time I wore black tights was when I got caught in snow drifts on the M6, and that was years ago, but trust you to bring that up again. After-all, it was you who took them off, G, to lend them to me, and you said you wouldn't tell anyone, especially, Silky. They weren't very good though, as they were Silky's, and they had a split crutch, if you remember? Only my legs were warm, but that nice lady in the car behind helped thaw both of us out, but discretion forbids me to release any more details, even to Silky, unless you take back the lie of seeing me in white shoes!
Keith
Quote by Silk and Big G
The person making the judgement really ;o)
Silky xx
Well said, Silky, but at this moment I can't be judged, as I'm sat behind this ruddy computer, supposedly writing my third novel. I can't believe I'm stuck on discribing a sex scene in a wooded glade. Can't put what I want, as I'd never get published. That's the problem with fiction, not to make it too believable.
I seem to have changed subject. What are you two doing this evening,
now everyone thinks I'm a slapper?Keith3006
Quote by machoman12
So where does the north start and the south end.
The North starts from the moment you have to turn over the page of the road atlas, and the South ends at a point somewhere between Erinsborough, Australia, and New Zealand's North Island.
The North ends by the way, at the boarder between Canada and America, and that tells you something about Northerners!!
"Who took a wife, who rear'd his race,
Whose wrinkles gather'd on his face,
Whose troubles number with his days :
Lord Tennyson (Northerners Prayer)
Hi Jucyluce,
This is going to perhaps sound a little big-headed, but in my humble opinion, if you do dicuss the possibility further with hubby, and decide to try your hand, so to speak. I would suggest you moderate your fastasy to finding someone experienced who you can be-friend. He can not only help to guide you both, but comfort you through the first awkward moments of exposing yourselves completely to a thrid party.
Some people in fact, find themselves more comfortable with another couple, the first time, as women are often able to give moral support to one another, and are trusted to know what's right for each other, and it doesn't have to be a full couple swap.
As it happens, I've only today posted a new add on here (can't remember the number, but I'm the guy in black with the car, and it starts: Oh,No, not another sex starved man), and if you read it, it may explain some of what I've been talking about.
Love, Keith
This is going to perhaps sound a little big-headed, but in my humble opinion, if you do dicuss the possibility further with hubby, and decide to try your hand, so to speak. I would suggest you moderate your fastasy to finding someone experienced who you can be-friend. He can not only help to guide you both, but comfort you through the first awkward moments of exposing yourselves completely to a thrid party.
Some people in fact, find themselves more comfortable with another couple, the first time, as women are often able to give moral support to one another, and are trusted to know what's right for each other, and it doesn't have to be a full couple swap.
As it happens, I've only today posted a new add on here (can't remember the number, but I'm the guy in black with the car, and it starts: Oh,No, not another sex starved man), and if you read it, it may explain some of what I've been talking about.
Love, Keith
How dare anyone suggest northerners (Yorkshire men and women), are on an equal footing with those from the North West? Many families on both sides lost their lives in the war of the roses, just to prove they were each different, and proud of it.
Here endeth the first lesson from a Midlander, chapeter 2, verse vi.
Here endeth the first lesson from a Midlander, chapeter 2, verse vi.
I've just been through the little blue book, and since 13 I've only managed 83, not counting repeats.
At 54 you'd think I could have managed more than that, but I was married to a Godess for 12yrs. Then she found a new saint. Oh, well! Not bitter, I've gone back to being a devil again, and now the counts rising. Yes, I said COUNT, you fast minded lot.
Keith. :P
At 54 you'd think I could have managed more than that, but I was married to a Godess for 12yrs. Then she found a new saint. Oh, well! Not bitter, I've gone back to being a devil again, and now the counts rising. Yes, I said COUNT, you fast minded lot.
Keith. :P
Try going in the chat room as a single guy and try and get any couple to talk to you, I could get better results begging for £10 notes in derby dressed in an Armani suit.
Where abouts in Derby? I have a Burtons suit! Perhaps I could ask for a fiver?
Seriously though. I can agree with some of what you say, but I was brought up in a world before IT, and taught to believe in the addage. If at first you don't suceed, try, try again. And I am doing.
I would love the opportunity to make friends with nice couples and include some sexual fun from time to time, but I realise it is not going to be as easy as going for a job interview.
Like all things, there are slight issues; age (54), looks (I have a beard), and of course the ever present timewasters, but I'm not discouraged, yet, and will keep writing honest applications to those who seem to be asking for my sort of man.
Also, can someone tell me why it seems the surprise has to be spoilt by having undraped photos e-mailed all the time? I'm not a prude, or shy, but surely half the fun of a new sexual encounter is the discovery of each other's bodies?
It's only my thoughts, and I'm certain many of you will want to enlighten a man who began swinging when it was still simply called swapping! How times have changed, since I returned to the fold after twenty years of marriage.
Love to all,
Keith
Where abouts in Derby? I have a Burtons suit! Perhaps I could ask for a fiver?
Seriously though. I can agree with some of what you say, but I was brought up in a world before IT, and taught to believe in the addage. If at first you don't suceed, try, try again. And I am doing.
I would love the opportunity to make friends with nice couples and include some sexual fun from time to time, but I realise it is not going to be as easy as going for a job interview.
Like all things, there are slight issues; age (54), looks (I have a beard), and of course the ever present timewasters, but I'm not discouraged, yet, and will keep writing honest applications to those who seem to be asking for my sort of man.
Also, can someone tell me why it seems the surprise has to be spoilt by having undraped photos e-mailed all the time? I'm not a prude, or shy, but surely half the fun of a new sexual encounter is the discovery of each other's bodies?
It's only my thoughts, and I'm certain many of you will want to enlighten a man who began swinging when it was still simply called swapping! How times have changed, since I returned to the fold after twenty years of marriage.
Love to all,
Keith
