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31 Aug 2004

Hi all,
I was just wondering if anyone can enlighten me on how to get my partner to even consider swinging. I've talked about it with her, my desires, involving a vwe chap, having a voyeur, etc, whilst she jokes and says yes she refuses. Any suggestions?
Each week, it seems, there is a question asked like yours.
In my opinion, it something called a lack of communication, and understanding even if you do communicate.
Having spoken to many couples who are thinking of trying this lifestyle, it soon becomes apparent that many have discussed the issue for about the same length of time as they would discuss where they're going to go on holiday next year, and even when one doesn't agree, the other tries hard persuation to gain their own way, ignoring the objections of the partner.
I would liken this to your behavour.
Ok, she's agreed to go so far (next post), but you want to take it further, and want us to give you amunition to over-rule her objections confused

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Sorry my friend. Nothing doing. It's down to you to discuss, not cajole or argue, but to reason and accept compromise. mad

mad

Surely, the fact the your partner has been willing to allow herself to be seen in the most intimate circumstances already should be enough to satisfy your fantasies, especially if she feels the next step, of actually allowing someone else to have sex with her, would be an irrepairable division in your relationship :?:
Besides, the usual scenario in case like yours, is that once another man does enter the scene and proceeds to seduce the partner, the mans protective, and often jealous, instincts are aroused, and instead of living out his fantasy, he storms around the house willing the situation to be over as quickly as posible, so he can appologise for his miss-guided judgement that they would both enjoy it, and find himself to be heartbroken when his partner admits that she did :!:
Just be sensible. Turn off the computer, telly or hi-fi, and pour a glass of wine. Then talk, and be satisfied with the limits you both agree on. Who knows, eventually she might want to see you with with another man, or woman, and how would you feel if it wasn't what you wanted :?:

31 Aug 2004

Quote by newswing69
Alexandra,
Everyday I come to this forum looking forward to seeing your wonderful mammaries and now they are gone I am so dissapointed I had to let everyone know.
Please can I have one last look :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Luv
Newswing69

But she's still cute and cuddly, even if she won't show us lol

lol

:lol:

30 Aug 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
I do so hope we don't mechanise our processes ,,,,,,
There are few of us manual manipulators left now ....nope manipulating jobs are rapidly moving to there new cheap labour economies of Bulgaria , China , Thailand .
Beware ladies before you have to go abroad for a good .....time.
don't anybody dare contemplate saying .......we do already
Countess I will contemplate using your servants entrance ..........
.....But only if shes female.......Noblesse oblige

Don't worry Niceguy,
There'll always be a call for a good hand job :twisted:

30 Aug 2004

Quote by little
Chair and Committee
In order to not appear completely and totally argumentative to the committee, might i suggest that an area be reserved for the WBB's where they could at least lie down or lay back to angle there cleavage to allow for the necessary angle.
I look forward to hearing your views on the above.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

Ah my dear Little,
I'm sure you will by now have noticed that arrangements have already been put in place to cater for just such a situation as yours, but in case you missed the anoouncement, I will clarify the clubs position.
We will shortly be installing in a themed room, designed esecially for examinations to take place on a more voluntary and constant basis, as the membership seem to like the idea of more frequent feel-ups, balances, tweeks, and suck-a-thons.
To this end, we will be installing all the very latest equipment from around the south of England, and this will include multi-angleable tables unpon which to lie, and the very latest, breast easer-upper, which I am sure you will greatly appreciate, once we have you strapped into it.
There will also be a bonus machine that we think everyone will want to try, and for this we have spared no expenditure of your annual subscriptions. This machine was designed by the eminant breast-a-holick, Dr Hanz Bustengrabber, in a moment of exesperation, after deeling with fifty Germanic ladies in a single morning.
Sitting on his well-worn leather inspection chair, he noticed that each time he stretched forward to manipulate another breast, the cheeks of his bare bottom peeled slowly away from the leather until he was quite sore and discovered he had a sweat rash, and this set him to thinking.
Fully ten minutes later, he had designed this revelutionary machine for strengthening the inner thigh muscles, thereby allowing the cheeks to be raised without sliding on the leather. Pretty soon he had adapted this to a free standing design, of which we will have one of the only two produced, and the committee are sure that members will appreciate this automatic fitment enormously after having had their breasts and nipples sucked and manipulated to maximum hardness, stiffness, and errectness.
Please feel free to call in anytime after completion, and enjoy the magnificent sensations afforded at the hands of the inspectors and any other members present at the time, and don't forget to have ago on the machines too!
On behalf of the committee
Keith
Feeler-Upper

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Countess
Ahem... can one go dogging in a chauffer driven limo..? :lol:
Yes, but not in mine, sorry, the boss wouldn't like it, besides, I would have to charge you and that would be against the mebership rules, I think
I myself am not into exploring that side of things however neil I am waiting with baited breath :roll: for you to still perform the tests which will enroll me into this club :twisted: :twisted:
Neil has been kept so busy that his poor little mouth has gone dry. So while he goes off for a drink, again, should I pop round and make a start?
I even held off rubbing vic on my chest (as I've been proper poorly) in case you came round :lol: :lol:
Please Countess,
Don't allow Vic anywhere near your chest, as over excitment could cause un-necessary swelling of the breasts, and over enlargement of the nipples, leaving little for the inspectors to accomplish. Please just bare with us, and I'll get everyone into the limo for a quick dash round to Heavenly Mansions.
please remeber to use the servants entrance when you come as this will not arouse suspicion.

Is that where you get the best view of doggers, from the rear palace windows?

30 Aug 2004

Quote by musketeer
Advice Please.
Do you think I should advertise my forthecoming facilities on the Dogging Page : :?:
Will the Mods take a dim view :?:
Will you lot take a dim view, even if I have flood-lights :?:

I think it would be a perfect idea NOT to advertise the location. Of course if you used a night vision camera you could then sell tickets to pervy view the doings in the garage for those at a loose end, (so as to speak).
Promblem.... I don't have a garage, and if I did, I wouldn't want loose ends for Pervy to get hold of. He might make the lens mist up :!:
No, I need a crowning glory idea :idea: Parhaps one of the ladies who likes being watched could suggest something they'd really like as an extra benefit :?:

Many true word spoken with smile, many a lie, told straight faced

30 Aug 2004

Quote by dambuster

Thanks LoveCommando,
Yeh, trouble is it's Labour at the moment :!: :!:

. . . . . . . . Are you sure, ? ? ? ? ? ?
Last time I looked it was., but I've been away a few hours rolleyes

rolleyes

30 Aug 2004

Advice Please.
Do you think I should advertise my forthecoming facilities on the Dogging Page confused

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Will the Mods take a dim view :?:
Will you lot take a dim view, even if I have flood-lights :?:

30 Aug 2004

Quote by musketeer

Ok, ok, but I'll have to use a non-de-plume on the credits, and make sure things don't get out of hand :twisted:

30 Aug 2004

Quote by musketeer
Slot machine on the garage door, like a super-loo. Or maybe a night vision video camera inside, wait till you've got 90 minutes and start advertising!

Hmmm, the super-loo seems like a goer, but the video seems a bit pervy, tho the money aspect is tempting.....maybe :twisted:
Hope you aren't all going to want shares, or a cut of my profits confused

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30 Aug 2004

Quote by rabdabbler
Much prefer a Jiggle to a wobble !

Hello there Rabdabblers,
Welcome to the NSBB's club. Would like to join us? We can offer either full membership, or guest membership, depending on comfirmation of bustiness Mrs Rabdabbler? Of course, Mr Rabdabbler will enjoy the same benefits as yourself, but will have to remain a guest member, unless he also has similar small bustiness or nipples on which Neil's specially made hat can hang from.
Membership includes all the usual benefits, plus the added bonus whch you can see being performed at the other side of the room to Clare, one of our executive members.
Regualar checks of this sort are carried out, but more frequently upon your request, or that of any other member for that matter.
Do please feel free to wander around and get a feel for the place, and especially take a look at our first themed room, for in-door dogging, which although it might not meet your immediate requirements, may give rise to new ideas for the future.
Please excuse me while I reurn to my duties with Clare, and Mr RSAB2 here will give you both a balanced oversight while you look around.
Keith,
Your official Feeler-Upper

30 Aug 2004

Apart from adjust the lighting in our first themed room, it would appear all is set for members to enjoy their in-door dogging experience, Madam Chairlady, so should we move on to the next room, the old council chamber? Surely, one of our members has a longing for something different to be done in here? With your permission, I'll throw the question open to the membership?
My own suggestion would be to fill it with breast manipulation equipment, but of course I'm biased, and might be persuaded to bow to other suggestions :twisted:

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Its Monday morning and i havent been in here for a few days and you all turn to dogging :shock:
As an active member of the Not So Busty club,i think that perhaps breast massages may be in order.
I think that they could be used to extend the pertness of the Not So Busty Breasts,therefore defying gravity for as long as possible.
Once desired pertness is achived then hat hanging would hardly be a problem!!
No no thats fine,save your applause,No really don't clap.
Its a fantastic idea i know,just use it wisely and make sure that the massages are done in the best possible way to achive uppermost pertness,and not for any gain what so ever of the masseuse themselves!!

Clare,
Neil, myself, Mr RSAB2, Frogster, and a whole host of others, are gllefully warming and making supple our hands as we speak.
Now if you would assume the appropriate position, No, you'll have to remove your top, then we'll all begin. This may take a little time, but we do intend to be thorough yet careful, as we would hate to cause an over-size reaction and loose you to the WBB's.
Would madam prefer with or without lubrication, and the size six and a half or seven hat?

30 Aug 2004

MissChief,
I have a good pair of binoculars, and a spare room :!: :!: :twisted:

30 Aug 2004

Ah yes quite right! But as your driving them around perhaps you could take them to an outlet that supplies such provender. I'm sure they would fully appreciate this service and compensate you fully. I can just see this is gonna take off bigtime! Capital ideas we have here! Just the sort of entrepreneurial spirit of capitalism that the conservative government likes to encourage. wink

wink

LC
Thanks LoveCommando,
Yeh, trouble is it's Labour at the moment :!: :!: But I take your point. Do you think McDonalds would be interested in opening a branch, say, a couple or so miles away?
Or should I just use the Chinese? lol

lol

30 Aug 2004

Quote by veejay
Keith you lucky devil !!!
Sounds like a dream place to live.
Whereabouts are you anyway

Well, I'm in Derbyshire.........

29 Aug 2004

Quote by little
Order ! Order ! Order!
Madam and Chair,
I have just returned from a weekend break and am appalled at what has been written in my absence. I have read some of the comments made by the committee and feel that i shall endevour, and indeed have to, stand up for the rights of the WBB's within the NSWWB organisation.
This will be carried out from tomorrow morning when i will be able to scrutinise, at length as to the depths of the bias towards the NSWBB.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX

Erm, Little confused

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Through the chair, of course,
This is the Not So Busty Babes Club, and as such we have to show bias, otherwise we would be unable to attract new members, but I'm sure the WBB's would be delighted to hear your comments on our bias. surprised

surprised

lol

29 Aug 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist

Oooh, I can see the profits rolling in already! Then there's fresh milk from the farm next door,

Keith
...ermmm are you SURE its milk :shock:
Yes Niceguy,
It's milk all right, but with a difference.
You see they haven't had a dairy herd since 1931, but they do have pigs, and a few Lama's :!: :twisted: Take your pick :twisted: Loverly-jubley, 50p a pint.

29 Aug 2004

Seems strange no-one has asked which dogging site it is :!: Is it because Doggers are shy and retiring types, who stay annonimous by only comming out in the dark confused

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29 Aug 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
I think you should do chip butties or burgers, hot tea and coffee for the hungry doggers. Perhaps you could tie it all in with a local taxi sevice to provide discounts for those doggers who can't drive.
LC

Hi LC,
The trouble is with chips and burgers is, they're greasy, and I wouldn't want to be the cause of ladies and gents getting greasy marks on their pants and knickers. But the idea of a taxi service goes down well seeing as I am a chauffeur and have the car already.
Perhaps one of those beat-up transit crew busses might do the job, as most will have muddy shoes by the time they're done.
Ta mate.

29 Aug 2004

Quote by JudyTV
keith, I think the first thing you should do is install one of them ticket machines like on the Asda cheese counter, that way couples can just call the next number........ seems fair!! :wink:

Cashier number twoooooooo please . :P .
JudyTV
Combining your ideas, JudyTV & Frogster,
Will have a turnstyle ticket machine. Couple of quid entry seems reasonable, don't you? And Â£4 per car, parking free?

29 Aug 2004

Quote by twos_company
stick a caravan in the garden & rent it out by the hour!!
preferably with red light bulbs fitted
lol
2`s

Thanks, Twos Company,
Know anyone who got an old Sprite Alpine?

29 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
Brilliant Keith did they put that on the house for sale details :shock: :shock:
Love Chrissiexx

Hi Chrissie,
No mention of sale details, but as usual, this site came to the fore. Just happened to look at where the dogging sites were for my area, and nearly fell off chair :!: Got the Euro map up to check, and there it is, right at the end of the footpath whch runs past my cottage.
I'm sure going to make capital out of this, if I can. lol

lol

wink

29 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
<<< perks right up . . . . . >>>
keith. and Madam Chairlady for that matter.
when i say i am very very drunk, i do of course mean that i cracked my first can of stella as soon as the sun was over the yardarm, which hereabaouts is around 6pm. it's quite a high yardarm, so the sun takes it's time getting over it. obviously a brandy, preferably a double, with a splash of coke, would probably revive me no end! cheers keith.
and many congrats keith or your newfound ownership of prime dogging real estate. i would imagine we'll see rather less of you, and some will see rather more. possibly!
neil x x x ;-)

Deffinitely not. Don't mind helping set room up, but not into dogging. Mind you, the ideas in another thread for making money doesn't seem half bad :!: :!:
No, my friend and colleague, I will stay true to the efforts of this club, even if the membership falls to just you, me, and Mrs RSAB2. The problem will then occure that we won't have enough people to form a quorum.
Well must leave you to the good works tonight, as I have a ten hour drive starting at 2am in the morning, so will report in tomorrow evening.
Goodnight all. Wish I was doing what you're all hoping to be doing.
Keith
Feeler-Upper, feeling drained, for the moment.

29 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Madam Chairlady, members of the committee,
does not the first rule of advertising demand that whenever possible we remain in full public view at all times?
given that i just found this thread on page two, might i be so bold as to suggest that some of our members are slacking on the job? can i suggest a little more discipline within our ranks, and that we do actually try to take our appaling lack of membership seriously.
it strikes me that possibly the very idea of a little more discipline would attract new members, possibly with the requisite paraphernalia? possibly.
if a later find out you have been a field trip to research the authentic dogging experience, i shall of course apologise profusely, but then i am very very drunk! possibly i shall also wonder why i was not invited? possibly?
neilinleeds

Ok Neil

poke

silly

oke: Out of that stupour.
I don't suppose you remember me inviting you over to meet my hairdresser and see my my new house? Well I did. And I invited you to have a look at my dogging location, for research purposes, of course confused

confused

: And furthermore, I don't imagine you remeber making thos ridiculous suggestions to our Chairlady about using a Cortina, of all things, as part of the dogging display in one of the themed rooms?
Really Neil, you'll have to get a grip if you're going to be any use in Nottingham, because they don't take kindly to foreign northerners at the best of times, and if you're going to be in this state, god help you if the women turn on!
Neil, Neil,, wake up, Mr & Mrs RSAB2 are back now. Come on, your embarressing me know. Stop hanging round my neck, trying to suck my earlobe. I'll buy you a brandy :?:

29 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Sue who????
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

Erm, Sue's 40th Birthday Bash confused

confused

: Now don't say you've forgotten :?

29 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2

if a later find out you have been a field trip to research the authentic dogging experience, i shall of course apologise profusely, but then i am very very drunk! possibly i shall also wonder why i was not invited? possibly?
neilinleeds

Neil it's six thirty, you need help mate, or perhaps i do cause I'm only slightly tipsy.
As regards the membership issue, i think we need to open the doors of the club officially and so attract people in. I'm thinking Sat night!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Are you sure Sue won't mind us hi-jacking some of her guests, it is her 40th party after-all?

29 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
I should start advertising the sperm bank now!
They might want to know why your running around the carpark with a cup in yer hand though - so I'd think up something convincing before you start.

That's easy Tune Essence, Theirs a resevoir close by. I can always say I'm fishing.
sperm, fish, eh, get it? joke courtesy of neilinleeds

29 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
All I can say is YOU LUCKY BUGGER Keith3006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I live near a country park, but it's never hit it off as a dogging location..... good job as I'd never be away

Could be a good place for a Swinging Heaven sign perhaps confused

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Now which box did I put the camera in :?:

29 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Get yourself a website pronto and open up a party house!
You`ve hit a goldmine! :bounce:
Venusxxx

A website

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: Now I never thought of that :idea: Would it make more than a condom machine :?: And what about these new things available now. Wet wipes with pheramones to make men more sexually atractive :?: Do you think I should have one of those too :?:
Oooh, I can see the profits rolling in already! Then there's fresh milk from the farm next door, for those blokes out all night, and perhaps I could do morning papers as well :?:
Thanks Venus, you're such a help.
But party house :?:
Trouble is, there's only two bedrooms, and I insist on one of them, besides, I don't know what these dogging people are like, as I've never been, but I suppose I'll have the opportunity now.
Wonder who I might see there :?: