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Dear SteveNW & Co.
Attended my first Munch last night, yours, and I feel I have to say a big thanks. IT WAS GREAT.
Met and recognised lots of people from the site, and hopefully made many friends, and not too many enemies
I feel I may have made a fool of myself, in certain areas, but hey, that's what party's and meets are for.
I'm only sorry I had to leave sooner than I would have liked, and missed the follow on at 'The Club', however, I'm sure someone will be kind enough to let me know how things progressed after 11:30.
Once again, many thanks for accepting me into the fold, and to all of you who made me feel so welcome, I'll remember each and every one of you, for the next time!
When is the next one by the way. Not that I'd want to over burden you, but I can't wait!
Keith (xx, for your good lady)
Attended my first Munch last night, yours, and I feel I have to say a big thanks. IT WAS GREAT.
Met and recognised lots of people from the site, and hopefully made many friends, and not too many enemies
I feel I may have made a fool of myself, in certain areas, but hey, that's what party's and meets are for.I'm only sorry I had to leave sooner than I would have liked, and missed the follow on at 'The Club', however, I'm sure someone will be kind enough to let me know how things progressed after 11:30.
Once again, many thanks for accepting me into the fold, and to all of you who made me feel so welcome, I'll remember each and every one of you, for the next time!
When is the next one by the way. Not that I'd want to over burden you, but I can't wait!
Keith (xx, for your good lady)
In my capacity of Feeler-upper, I took it upon myself to attend the MW Munch last evening, and while our gracious Chairwoman, and other members of the committee, managed to keep WBM's busy, I conducted several checks, both members and prospective members, and found only one case of cheating. Regretably, this was a stooge planted by the WBBabes, who seem to feel they need a spy in our camp.
May I, on behalf of the committee, and through our gorgeous chairlady, pass on the following notice to all members, with the hope it will filter through to the Well Busty Babes: The wearing of Basques is perfectly proper, as long as they are used to enhance the bust line, and NOT as a device for trying to flatten one's curves. Hence the discovery of the potential member with nipples several inches below where they should have been!!
Obviously, insuficent planning, on this occasion, had been put into action, but it does give warning of how desperate the WBB's seem to be to gain information about our section of the club in general, so if anyone notices, or has a suspicion that someone is trying to infiltrate under false pretences, please feel free to let a committee member know, and someone will go out of the way to verify your suspicions.
Finally, could I remind members, and through them their guests, that to be felt up properly, for the purposes of verification, of course, that it IS necessary for me to lift or push a bra clear of the breasts in order for me to carry out the feeler-uppers duties, and this is not a reason to either kick me in the shins, or for that matter slap my face! Remember, I'm only doing my duty, and get no pleasure or satisfaction from running my fingers and hands over a person's breasts, or even tweeking nipples when nothing else can be found. It is simply my duty to help keep the membership clean and free from imposters.
Lastly. Thank you (identity kept secret) for the tip, re corsets. I will use your suggestion in future, and always slide it down before feeling-up, thereby preventing the possibility of strangulation.
Keith
May I, on behalf of the committee, and through our gorgeous chairlady, pass on the following notice to all members, with the hope it will filter through to the Well Busty Babes: The wearing of Basques is perfectly proper, as long as they are used to enhance the bust line, and NOT as a device for trying to flatten one's curves. Hence the discovery of the potential member with nipples several inches below where they should have been!!
Obviously, insuficent planning, on this occasion, had been put into action, but it does give warning of how desperate the WBB's seem to be to gain information about our section of the club in general, so if anyone notices, or has a suspicion that someone is trying to infiltrate under false pretences, please feel free to let a committee member know, and someone will go out of the way to verify your suspicions.
Finally, could I remind members, and through them their guests, that to be felt up properly, for the purposes of verification, of course, that it IS necessary for me to lift or push a bra clear of the breasts in order for me to carry out the feeler-uppers duties, and this is not a reason to either kick me in the shins, or for that matter slap my face! Remember, I'm only doing my duty, and get no pleasure or satisfaction from running my fingers and hands over a person's breasts, or even tweeking nipples when nothing else can be found. It is simply my duty to help keep the membership clean and free from imposters.
Lastly. Thank you (identity kept secret) for the tip, re corsets. I will use your suggestion in future, and always slide it down before feeling-up, thereby preventing the possibility of strangulation.
Keith
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If you'd like to give Niceguy and me one, he could re-check your eligability, sizewise, while I look for illegal strapping. I know we won't find anything a-miss, but Frogster wants some practice at using both hands at once, and adjusting his balancing skills. :twisted:
You guys are intolerable I'm to have to keep a close eye on you! :borg: and watch you don't go getting out of hand.
Oh Don't worrry, I will certainly not let things get out of my hands!
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It was 9 feet high, six feet wide
Grandma's Feather Bed...and you know the words??? :shock: :shock:
And you are going to try and pretend that you don't???
We didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun
It's a dim and distant memory - about 14 kids... died along with John!!
Come on Jags,
That was the Waltons. G'night John-boy.
Bet you can't sing the tune? I know I can't
Quote by Calista
Now is anybody good at massage I feel a twinge coming on!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
qualified masseuse .... does that help????
:twisted:
If you'd like to give Niceguy and me one, he could re-check your eligability, sizewise, while I look for illegal strapping. I know we won't find anything a-miss, but Frogster wants some practice at using both hands at once, and adjusting his balancing skills. :twisted:
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Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler upper! so there could be an opening!:
If Keith has the job as feeler upper, to keep the Equilibrium balanced we should also have a feeler downer……. Also there is the position of Balance Controller
The job of the Feeler Downer
The feeler downer has a very important job.... supporting the feeler upper, and making a smooth transition by maintaining a natural flow from tits to bum.... If you have been a feeler downer before, you will know all about the correctness of impeccable timing that is required for this job!
The job of the Balance Controller
On inspection of the feeler upper, who reports a slight mismatch between left and right, produces a report to give to the balance controller.
Now the balance controller, without thought to his own well being, produces a manipulation training plan and proceeds to manipulate the mismatch back to a perfectly matched position.....
Can I apply for both jobs please!
I normally prefer to work alone, but if the majority of the committee agree, I don't mind sharing my responsibilities with you, and being a slightly older member, perhaps I could give you a guiding hand, from time to time?
And I do take the secretary's point that a touch too much chacking could be misstrude as over zealousness on our part to ensure entrance rule are observed, but should the need arise, rest assured I will be ready to keep a breast of the situation.
Keith I am in fact secretary( so I take minutes ....and hours sometimes too ) and entrance assessor, so those two positions are filled. I do, however, feel that their is a position for someone to check that our membership isnt drifting out of spec. over your responsible for ensuring our members stay in perfectly formed shape.
I believe we should have a totally open forum to prevent bitchiness and backstabbing ...men can be so cruel have already seen some inscrutable people try and cheat their way in here under false bosoms but thanks to the grasses...errr I mean vigilance of our members we have found them we will be ensuring everything about this club will be open i.e. ...entrance, minds, mouths , legs, windows,
Does that mean, Niceguy, that I have to wear my glasses when checking members aren't drifting out of spec? Only you know how they get steamed up so quickly! I would much prefer to use my hands and fingers, or even my mouth, for those unfortunate enough not to register on even the very bottom bit of your ruler! I'll even do it with my eyes shut, if it helps? But you will have to show me which way up my hands should be kept, otherwise I could be suggesting we turn mebership down on the basis of insuficient or excesive depth, and that would never do.
Please could you suggest to the committee, that your policy of open-ness be strictly up-held by guests and members alike, from the moment of entering any meeting or gathering, and to expect random checks, as often as any committee member feels necessary? This will save much time waiting around while the person concerned fidles with buttons and zips etc, and will allow us to move on to the next contender quickly, once satisfied.
I will have to close now, as there's a right draft coming in through the window, and I can see a possible guest, or even member, walking past. corrrrrrrrr.
(Leans through open window). "Excuse me love, have you ever heard of Swinging Heaven?"
Hows that for an opening line,?
) and entrance assessor, so those two positions are filled. I do, however, feel that their is a position for someone to check that our membership isnt drifting out of spec. over your responsible for ensuring our members stay in perfectly formed shape.I believe we should have a totally open forum to prevent bitchiness and backstabbing ...men can be so cruel have already seen some inscrutable people try and cheat their way in here under false bosoms but thanks to the grasses...errr I mean vigilance of our members we have found them we will be ensuring everything about this club will be open i.e. ...entrance, minds, mouths , legs, windows,
Does that mean, Niceguy, that I have to wear my glasses when checking members aren't drifting out of spec? Only you know how they get steamed up so quickly! I would much prefer to use my hands and fingers, or even my mouth, for those unfortunate enough not to register on even the very bottom bit of your ruler! I'll even do it with my eyes shut, if it helps? But you will have to show me which way up my hands should be kept, otherwise I could be suggesting we turn mebership down on the basis of insuficient or excesive depth, and that would never do.
Please could you suggest to the committee, that your policy of open-ness be strictly up-held by guests and members alike, from the moment of entering any meeting or gathering, and to expect random checks, as often as any committee member feels necessary? This will save much time waiting around while the person concerned fidles with buttons and zips etc, and will allow us to move on to the next contender quickly, once satisfied.
I will have to close now, as there's a right draft coming in through the window, and I can see a possible guest, or even member, walking past. corrrrrrrrr.
(Leans through open window). "Excuse me love, have you ever heard of Swinging Heaven?"
Hows that for an opening line,?
Hi Nice Guy,
Doing my best here to get us a willing assistant!
I wouldn't want to be standing on your toes, but think it might help the club, and all concerned, if you did the measuring, and I did the feeling up?
I've already put in a plea for us to have a secretary to take things down, as we do all the checks. So all I need now is your support and kind nomination. I think I've got our Chairwoman on side, so your aproval should swing it!!
Keith
PS. As unpaid work, this could be a really fun job-share scheme, and keep us hard at it for some time, don't you agree? Just one other thought though, do you think we should work discreetly behind closed doors, or allow everyone to see us at work, in the interests of complete open-ness? I'll gladly go along with you your feeling on that one!
Your prosective collegue and hopeful nominee,
Keith3006
Doing my best here to get us a willing assistant!
I wouldn't want to be standing on your toes, but think it might help the club, and all concerned, if you did the measuring, and I did the feeling up?
I've already put in a plea for us to have a secretary to take things down, as we do all the checks. So all I need now is your support and kind nomination. I think I've got our Chairwoman on side, so your aproval should swing it!!
Keith
PS. As unpaid work, this could be a really fun job-share scheme, and keep us hard at it for some time, don't you agree? Just one other thought though, do you think we should work discreetly behind closed doors, or allow everyone to see us at work, in the interests of complete open-ness? I'll gladly go along with you your feeling on that one!
Your prosective collegue and hopeful nominee,
Keith3006
:notes:
Ok after a busy night we now have:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler uper! so there could be an opening!
Thank you, chairwoman, Mrs RSAB2,
I will try to contact Nice Guy, as a matter of urgency. After-all, we wouldn't want to leave any openings un-necessarily un-filled, would we??
If he should recommend my nomination, would it be possible for us to have a secretary, as once I've felt up, and he's rullered, we will need someone to take things down?? Perhaps you could suggest some willing lady who would be willing to work between us??
Ok after a busy night we now have:
Mrs RSAB2 - chair woman
Kieth you'll have to speak to nice guy as he is currently our official measurer but we don't currently have a feeler uper! so there could be an opening!
Thank you, chairwoman, Mrs RSAB2,
I will try to contact Nice Guy, as a matter of urgency. After-all, we wouldn't want to leave any openings un-necessarily un-filled, would we??
If he should recommend my nomination, would it be possible for us to have a secretary, as once I've felt up, and he's rullered, we will need someone to take things down?? Perhaps you could suggest some willing lady who would be willing to work between us??
Through the chair;
I would like to nominate myself as official feeler-upper, checking on those dubious ladies who try strapping there assets down, in the vain attempt of gaining the advantages of being a 'not so busty member'.
I promise not to allow any favouritsm, and to carry out my duties thoroughly, not leaving and bra or other breast covering fastened until I am convinced to the satisfaction of myself and the elected members of the committee, and their chosen member duly elected to the task of measuring.
For the sake of continued harmony, would someone care to second my nomination, while I discuss our first random check with the official measurer, and confirm his ruler is actually a foot-long, tool?
I deffer to the chairperson.
I would like to nominate myself as official feeler-upper, checking on those dubious ladies who try strapping there assets down, in the vain attempt of gaining the advantages of being a 'not so busty member'.
I promise not to allow any favouritsm, and to carry out my duties thoroughly, not leaving and bra or other breast covering fastened until I am convinced to the satisfaction of myself and the elected members of the committee, and their chosen member duly elected to the task of measuring.
For the sake of continued harmony, would someone care to second my nomination, while I discuss our first random check with the official measurer, and confirm his ruler is actually a foot-long, tool?
I deffer to the chairperson.
Quote by Calista
It's the paupers lament. Anyone spare a shilling?
I think you'll find the lyrics to that are "Brother can you spare a dime??"
:giggle:
Sorry Calista,
That's for Roy Orbison's Penny Arcade. I need a coin, because on Monday, the gas man came to call.
Now I'm digging deep, to come up with Flanders and Swan
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think?
HOW CLOSE IS THIS TO YOUR PERSONALITY?
LETTER:
K- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
Hi Debbie,
Well it's true about me, except.
a) I live alone
b)Have no-one to express love with at pres.
c)Brains don't do much for me.
d)Never had an intelectually stimulating partner. Last one never even read the paper.
e)I always have to pay for the wining and dining.
Otherwise, it is spot-on.
Keith
Tried it for my ex. Oh dear! If only?
HOW CLOSE IS THIS TO YOUR PERSONALITY?
LETTER:
K- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.
Hi Debbie,
Well it's true about me, except.
a) I live alone
b)Have no-one to express love with at pres.
c)Brains don't do much for me.
d)Never had an intelectually stimulating partner. Last one never even read the paper.
e)I always have to pay for the wining and dining.
Otherwise, it is spot-on.
Keith
Tried it for my ex. Oh dear! If only?
Summer breeze....... makes me feel fine....
Makes you wana, shout, shout, shout,shout, shout, shout, and then go,
Boom banga bang, boom banga bang, when you are near.
Well fairly close anyway, or at least not more than seven inches away!
Are we managing to get this thread around to what it should be on here? Or will Sarg hi-jack it again?
Makes you wana, shout, shout, shout,shout, shout, shout, and then go,
Boom banga bang, boom banga bang, when you are near.
Well fairly close anyway, or at least not more than seven inches away!
Are we managing to get this thread around to what it should be on here? Or will Sarg hi-jack it again?
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You took the words right outta my mouth...
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Two outta three ain't bad....
Shireen
xxx
It's been a hard days night. But when I get round to you, the things that you do, make me feel... just fantastic, and wonderful, and brilliantly exhausted... sorry, got carried away there... ok. It's been a hard days night,
Especially if had been with you two ladies!
