Quote by Clare_Lincs
It began to swell in his mouth
Not unlike a great big squirmy juicy .............
Epiglottis, which he'd accidently bitten off ..........
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You know it's all in the Best possible taste,
My God I thought we'd reincarnated Kenny Everett for a moment! :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
If I could cross my legs like that, I'd try :!: :!: :twisted:
Been practicing the leg throw over routine all day for you Mrs RSAB2. Can you help extract me out of this office chair, I have a Munch to get ready for. Helppppppp.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
And just imagine how you would have despaired to see your mothers at the last munch... ;)
It would never happen in a million, ,gazillion years,so no worries there,thank god!!!!!!! :shock:
You mean you've never invited her
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"You might turn your mothers hair grey, but one of us going to leave here,and it's not going to be me" Quote from my father, after they found me and g/f in bed. When I thought I was grown up, age 15 :!: :!:
"You might think you're God's gift, but this is the end as far as I'm concerned, and I'll see you on the street before before I let you sleep with me again" Quote from second wife after finding me in bed with chaimber-maid. Then I was grown up, age 43 :!: :!:
"You look and sound a t**t." Quote from an unsolicted SH e-mail, recieved a few days ago. Perhaps I've grown too old, age 55 :!: :!:
Do we ever really grow up to be different, or do we simply take our background and alter it slightly, to suit our needs? I know I'd love to have my parents DNA, to see if mine differs, with regards to sex drive! Somehow, I doubt it. What do you all think, more or less than your parents might have/had?
At least it might give all you young mums and dads some idea of what to expect in later life
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And just imagine how you would have despaired to see your mothers at the last munch... ;)
Actually, I think mine invented swinging, because she was always telling my dad how knackered SHE was, when he came home from work. Plus she was always inviting the baker, milkman, council workmen, in for tea and chat, but always made sure they'd gone for when I got home from school at lunchtime.
I never had to call them uncle though !!
Sorry mam, if your listening. Only a joke in these modern times of ours
Hi people,
Keith3006 here.
I'll be in Stanstead Airport at around 6am on Monday 30th, and wondered if anyone would care to have breakfast, a chat, or whatever? I can spend most of the morning in the area, before returning north again, or even meet someone on my journey up the A1.
It would be nice to be able to look up Forum members, or even Munch friends, as I travel around the country in my capacity of chauffeur, after having dropped the boss off of course!
Any offers? Tea toast and a laugh would be lovely after driving through most of the night.
Keith3006 here.
I'll be in Stanstead Airport at around 6am on Monday 30th, and wondered if anyone would care to have breakfast, a chat, or whatever? I can spend most of the morning in the area, before returning north again, or even meet someone on my journey up the A1.
It would be nice to be able to look up Forum members, or even Munch friends, as I travel around the country in my capacity of chauffeur, after having dropped the boss off of course!
Any offers? Tea toast and a laugh would be lovely after driving through most of the night.
Quote by Calista
Thanks everyone, I'm surprisingly mobile todaythought it would be worse but it's fine and I'm just a bit stiff ...
Feeling terribly rough generally though
Thanks for all the comments about my arse ;)
Would you like a cushion and a nice cup of tea, with perhaps a boiled egg and toast brining up to you as you take the day off and return to bed to re-cooperate
: I'm well into being caring and kind.Keith
My girls have had independance since they were born,I can't imagine where they get it from
Ah, but you wait Clare, in a few years you'll call it subbourn-ness, and only a couple of years later they'll be telling you not to be so restricting, and you'll worry all over again as they use their independance to strike out into the big wide world, and fret over the men the might meet:
I believe the old adage is true: They break your arms when little, and your heart when grown! But it must be lovely in between times, to have CHILDREN.
The only life-experience I've missed, I think:
Keith
Ah, but you wait Clare, in a few years you'll call it subbourn-ness, and only a couple of years later they'll be telling you not to be so restricting, and you'll worry all over again as they use their independance to strike out into the big wide world, and fret over the men the might meet
: I believe the old adage is true: They break your arms when little, and your heart when grown! But it must be lovely in between times, to have CHILDREN.
The only life-experience I've missed, I think
: Keith
Was I on a different planet last night :
Here in Tideswell it was a beautiful evening. Yes, we had some rain in the afternoon, but nothing much, compared to Friday. In fact I went for a stroll around the village last night. It was dry and warmer than during the day, and I didn't even hear the roll of thunder in the distance.
Personally, I prefer to stand at the top of one of the peaks when the wind picks up and watch the cloud formations changing and the wind throws them around the sky. Exhilerating :!:
: Here in Tideswell it was a beautiful evening. Yes, we had some rain in the afternoon, but nothing much, compared to Friday. In fact I went for a stroll around the village last night. It was dry and warmer than during the day, and I didn't even hear the roll of thunder in the distance.
Personally, I prefer to stand at the top of one of the peaks when the wind picks up and watch the cloud formations changing and the wind throws them around the sky. Exhilerating :!:
Hi Sweetheart,
Having checked out your bum from just about every angle last Saturday, I can definitely state that it is not over padded, but perfect in every way, and matches the rest of you beautifully.
I am sorry to hear of you missfortune however, and perhaps it was you I should have said take- care to?? But if you are still in pain today, I would suggest a good soak in a salt-water bath. Nothing better for bring out a bruise, and simply call if you need a hand getting in and out :!:
:idea: I can be round in twenty minutes
Love and sympathy
Keith
Having checked out your bum from just about every angle last Saturday, I can definitely state that it is not over padded, but perfect in every way, and matches the rest of you beautifully.
I am sorry to hear of you missfortune however, and perhaps it was you I should have said take- care to?? But if you are still in pain today, I would suggest a good soak in a salt-water bath. Nothing better for bring out a bruise, and simply call if you need a hand getting in and out :!:
:idea: I can be round in twenty minutes
Love and sympathy
Keith
Isn't it called learning by experience, Claire?
But I'm surprised your children already have the independance to think they know best ! I thought that only came with puberty? and if so, it seems you have a very interesting time ahead !
I know a good supplier of Grecian 2000, for when the time comes !!
Of course, it's an excellent way of getting sympathy and cuddles from mum, and as it happens, I've just burnt two fingers getting t-cakes out of the toaster. Do you have somewhere warm and soft I could put them while you give me a cuddle, to make it all better again?
I do love a sympathetic woman, boo-hoo, wahhhhhh.
Keith
But I'm surprised your children already have the independance to think they know best ! I thought that only came with puberty? and if so, it seems you have a very interesting time ahead !
I know a good supplier of Grecian 2000, for when the time comes !!
Of course, it's an excellent way of getting sympathy and cuddles from mum, and as it happens, I've just burnt two fingers getting t-cakes out of the toaster. Do you have somewhere warm and soft I could put them while you give me a cuddle, to make it all better again?
I do love a sympathetic woman, boo-hoo, wahhhhhh.
Keith
Quote by RSAB2
Order, Order!! I am worried things are getting a little out of hand. Jam? Chipolatas? Tarts? and more men than we know what to do with! I may need to re-think the structure of this organisation...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
Oh Mrs RSAB2, madam chair,
You know it's all in the Best possible taste, and that we wouldn't dream of usurping your authority.
Please take us men in hand, and guide us in the right direction, but please allow us males the treat of par-taking in Jam, Chipolatas, and Tarts, occasionally, as each has its advantages to us.
Jam on our hands allows us to stick to the task of feeling up, or down, while
Chipolatas between the fingers helps with gentle tensile grip needed, when checking firmness. And Tarts? Well they save time when dealing with large numbers of ladies all clamouring for our attention, as they are happy to allow us to deal with them communially.
So you see madam chairperson, the above items of food are to us men, as a deck of cards are to a preacher, and no notice should be taken of these obviously jealous BBB's in disguise.
On belhalf of you loyal committee members,
Keith
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Order, Order!! I am worried things are getting a little out of hand. Jam? Chipolatas? Tarts? and more men than we know what to do with! I may need to re-think the structure of this organisation...
Mrs RSAB2 xxx. :angel:
Oh Mrs RSAB2, madam chair,
You know it's all in the Best possible taste, and that we wouldn't dream of usurping your authority.
Please take us men in hand, and guide us in the right direction, but please allow us males the treat of par-taking in Jam, Chipolatas, and Tarts, occasionally, as each has its advantages to us.
Jam on our hands allows us to stick to the task of feeling up, or down, while
Chipolatas between the fingers helps with gentle tensile grip needed, when checking firmness. And Tarts? Well they save time when dealing with large numbers of ladies all clamouring for our attention, as they are happy to allow us to deal with them communially.
So you see madam chairperson, the above items of food are to us men, as a deck of cards are to a preacher, and no notice should be taken of these obviously jealous BBB's in disguise.
On belhalf of you loyal committee members,
Keith
not sure i should be in 'ere. all the job's ((( and hands ))) seem to have been filled. we need to expand the inspection committee over at Chipolatas United tho if you're up for it Calista ??? <<< weg >>>
n x x x x ;-)
I thought you idea on Saturday was a good one, Neil, about starting that off-shoot !
You remember. The does my ass look big in this? club.
Your co-conspiritor on the night,
Keith
n x x x x ;-)
I thought you idea on Saturday was a good one, Neil, about starting that off-shoot !
You remember. The does my ass look big in this? club.
Your co-conspiritor on the night,
Keith
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Mrs RSAB2 i find it hard to believe that ours dont qualify for the Busty club :shock:
If I may do the honours, I'll recheck your credentials at the Nottm Munch, and put whatever recomendation in I can for you. As long as the others don't think I'm taking bribes !! And...
Steve thinks that they may need a closer inspection just to make sure(and he calls me a tart!!)
Did you have jam spread on them at the time?
Keith, the NSB clubs official feeler-upper.
Mrs RAB2, & other committee members.
There is a slight possibilty I may, in my role as official feeler-upper, need my alibi corroborating, and I hope I can look to you all, should I have a visit from the boys in blue?
It seems that early on Sunday morning, last, following the NW Munch, that a scream was stollen, and I feel the finger is being pointed at me!
While I appreciate I did leave the bash early at about 23:30 hrs, and would not expect anyone to purger themselves for times after that, I would ask members, or even guests, to vouch for my presence up until that time.
This will prove that;
1) The only screams I was involved with were pleasurable to both parties, and,
2) That I could not possibly have had the time to drive all the way to Norway in the tme available, and,
3) Following the continued use of my hands in an open and upward direction, as official feeler-upperer, it is almost impossible for me to grip something as thin as a painting, let alone tuck such a slender lady under my arm and carry her off without her doing far more than just scream!
I do hope I can count on your support ladies, and gentlemen, but please don't send me your bras ladies, as I already have far more than I want.
In anticipation, your loyal servant,
Keith
PS. Anyone want any bra and knicker sets, going cheep? Also nice picture of poppies in a field !!
There is a slight possibilty I may, in my role as official feeler-upper, need my alibi corroborating, and I hope I can look to you all, should I have a visit from the boys in blue?
It seems that early on Sunday morning, last, following the NW Munch, that a scream was stollen, and I feel the finger is being pointed at me!
While I appreciate I did leave the bash early at about 23:30 hrs, and would not expect anyone to purger themselves for times after that, I would ask members, or even guests, to vouch for my presence up until that time.
This will prove that;
1) The only screams I was involved with were pleasurable to both parties, and,
2) That I could not possibly have had the time to drive all the way to Norway in the tme available, and,
3) Following the continued use of my hands in an open and upward direction, as official feeler-upperer, it is almost impossible for me to grip something as thin as a painting, let alone tuck such a slender lady under my arm and carry her off without her doing far more than just scream!
I do hope I can count on your support ladies, and gentlemen, but please don't send me your bras ladies, as I already have far more than I want.
In anticipation, your loyal servant,
Keith
PS. Anyone want any bra and knicker sets, going cheep? Also nice picture of poppies in a field !!
