Madam chairperson, (Keith stands up with an effort, after being stuck in traffic for several hours)
I understand NGDE's statement, and would second his resolution but for one minor point.
I feel his banner 'Less is More' is ideal as an overall slogan for the club, at say, munches, meetings and party's is fine, but to adopt it as a by-word for the club could leed to miss-interpritation. For instance, I myself would be judgedby prospective members as the feeler-upper who is looking for less to make more of, and this could also go for my hard working and diligent colleagues too, and could our club in an unfavourable light when compared to the BBB's club.
Yes madam chair, 'Less is More' is fine as a moto, and I would gladly second it as that, but I would have to vote against, or abstain, if it was to be voted on as an over-all slogan.
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Awww thanks thats much better,at least someone appreciates my 36 c's
I have always admired 36C's, and your especially, though I have not as yet had the opportunity to appreciate them. But as someone once said, "The nicest things are always worth waiting for." And I have lots of patience.
Keith
Admirer of beautiful things.
Quote by Naughty Nurse
this sounds like the group for me being 34B (but very proud of what she's got) I feel I would deffinetly fit the criteria.
One thing though, if I start to show signs of jealousy to our Bustier guests please chastise me appropriately as having a sister with 36DD(as big as my head I might add :fuckinghell: ) I am prone to child like bickering and it MUST STOP HERE!
thank you x x x
Naughty Nurse and her ever absent Sexy Squadie x
Hi Naughty Nurse, and welcome to the club.
As always on these occasions, we would suggest offering you guest membership until I myself, and other members of the examining arm of the club had verified your right to the NSBB's, but having now looked at your advert, and your proximity to Southampton, I have suggested to the committee you should be given full membership from the out-set.
If you would enjoy the company of your sister, we can issue a guest pass from time to time, but a more perminant solution may be to suggest to her that she diet for a few weeks to get her cup size down to D from DD?
She will be pleased to know that back size is not an important issue within the club, and until the membership has risen substantially, we will not be carrying out spot checks too frequently, so once she reduces by just the one cup, she could theoretically be in for good.
Obviously, Naughty Nurse, we would like the opportunity of actually carrying out our checks at the earliest time, but un-fortunately we will have to keep you waiting until there are a few more canidates to see in your area. Alternatively, you might like to present yourself at one of the many munches held by members of the club, where matters can be taken in hand sooner.
Again, on behalf on our venerated Chairlady, the whole of the inspection team, and of course the rank and file membership, welcome to your club. We hope you will join in, take an active part in proceedings, and not be afraid our airing credentials to the like minded membership.
Keith3006
Elected feeler-upper of the NSBB's club
Quote by neilinleeds
<<< takes his trainers off and bangs about on the table a bit . . . . >>>
point of order! point of order!
Madam Chair, may i please have the floor for a moment to clarify an earlier point of mine, when my thoughts were clearly elsewhere?
it occurs to me that the phrase "lovely young girlies" used previously, could be misconstrued, and taken to mean that we are at all exclusive, or otherwise a clique? possibly it is misguided and ill-considered statements like these that account for our low membership thus far!
i apologise profusely!!!
can i just make it clear, that my use of the phrase might be somewhat out of kilter in these days of political correctness! can i just clarify that i have yet to come across anyone who could not be described as a "lovely young girlie", even those with a hint of greater life experience!
i thank you for your patience!
oh and relapse, while good to see you back, can we ask you try rather harder on subsequent visits???
<<< wanders off muttering . . . . you just can't get the staff . . . . >>>
neilinleeds
I agree with all you have said, colleague Neilinleeds, and emphasie your point that there are certainly more cowboys than indians at the moment, but after the next few meetings I think we will see the memberSHIP improve considerably, as more and more people see the advantage of being in our select, but not exclusive, club.
I'm away in a moment or two, as I have a visit to the local car dealership to perform, where I have to collect the boss. If I manage to get there a little early, there are several very nice young ladies waiting to be chatted up, and who knows, they may like to put their names down for membership?
Keith.
Excercising my feeler-upper techniques on the steering wheel.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Unless im first in line that is :twisted:
Sorry Clare,
I seem to have missed off the 'ship'. Most appologetic for any offence, and I'm usually most careful about missing any kind of boat.
And I'll be most upset if anyone tries to stick their oar in. (thought I ought to get that out of the way before everyone gets in with their rowlock jokes)
The only behaviour I know, Clare, is that wich gives pleasure to the many, and envy to the few, so don't worry, I was brung up proper like.
Keith
Quote by neilinleeds
keith????
i must apologise if i have ever appeared to be, in any way, shape or form, at all over enthusiastic, in a self-gratifying kind of way.
it is simply that i take my positions very seriously!!! ((( oh i've done that joke haven't i!!! :doh: i do apologise! )))
i accept my thoughts on women with three nipples yesterday evening might strike some as the random gibbering of someone altogether bonkers as a badger in a bramble bush, and perhaps i should retreat to that other club of which i am a founding member ((( nooooo not Chipolatas United, the other one, involving frogs in boxes ))) yet i found the whole idea strangely arousing, but then i was very very drunk at the time!!!
and yet, having said that, you now regale us with tales of women who actually have four breasts!!! is it any wonder some of us are struggling to formulate our thoughts perfectly, while simultaneously typing one handed with the the sore wrist mentioned elsewhere.
perhaps it is time to get back on track! i apologise profusely . . . .
neil ;-)
Goodafternoon Neil,
The problem seems to be, that if a part of the female body wobbles even slightly, it causes a recuring strain on your damaged wrist? May I offer the following solution?
Try wearing a patch over the same eye as damaged wrist, ie, right wrist, right eye. This may cause you not to know where your hand is while looking at the screen or keyboard. Of course it will not stop you from rocking backwards and forwards, but you will only be stimulating yourself through your closed trousers. it's called the un-co-ordinated hand eye method of self gratification, in the library book I once read.
As for you position of suckiness and pert nipple tester: You should continue to wear the patch, again saving strain on your damaged wrist, but as you draw closer to the object of your desires, I mean the nipple you have to test, you should close the other eye and simply lean-in with your lips parted. An in-built memory of childhood will take over and the nipple will be located with too much difficulty, even if your mouth and tongue has to pass over a good 50% of the breast. Meanwhile, if both thumbs are tucked into the waistband or belt, the examinee will assume you are one of our American experts brought over on an exchange visit from our cousin club over there!
And that gives me an idea. Do you think we could get some free hols by exchanging inspectors with other clubs around the world? Sort of mixing business with lots of pleasure?
Anyway mate, I think we've got Little really excited about joining, and feel that all of us will be called upon at the next munch, but keep it between ourselves, because I think it will be a full member job!
Quote by little
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and your point is .....................................?:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Good morning, Guest Little,
We don't want you to consider resigning before giving you every test, to offer full member status if possible, and I have a feeling, as I would, that you will be happy to comply with our requirements?
Our pass criterium is quite low; only 70% in any one test, other than breast size of course, and you can be slipped in to join with the other full members.
I hope, having listened to our debate, you have been swayed into giving me the opportunity of carrying out the feel-up test, which according to other members is a pleasant experience, and then if necessary continuing down the line to my fellow inspectors of nipples, balance, weight, etc?
Of course, should you pass any of the examinations with more than 70% marks, you may pull out of the rest, but this is entirely up to you. Many of our examinees tend to go all the way because of the feeling of being part of a team, but as I say, this is entirely up to you, and no bad sportsmanship will ever be reflected towards you.
I appreciate this will be a very exciting period for you, between now and the next Munch, but I would ask you to contain yourself gently, and avoid over-stressfull situtations. The time will quickly pass until the actual day arrives, and then I'm sure the tension will mount as the alloted hour aproaches, but don't worry, a little tention may make the perfect difference for my colleagues hat test!
Please make contact again if you have any further questions or queeries, and will we all have a damned good look, sorry, we will all see you at the munch.
Keith3006
The Official Feeler-Upper
PS, As in my motion put before the meeting: If you should sport a foundation garment, it will enhance your popularity with the inspectorate if you have it ready loosened, or removed in extreem case of yards of laces or ribbons. Thanks.
pp The NSBB's Club
Through the Chair, I must protest!
My fellow committee members seem to be concentrating elegabilty purley on their own field of expertise, which while understandable, misses the very point of the club its-self.
As I re-call, the club was set to allow those excluded from the WBB's, due to lack of ginormity, to have somewhere else to go where they could be treated as equals. Surley, by concentrating their minds on nipples and balance, my learned friends are overlooking the most important criteria of membership, and the equally as important reason for allocating temporary guest membership passes, which is the smallness quotient of the actual breast.
Only in the case of male members, or females, who cannot provide even the smallest amount of breast tissue, are alternative judgments made, and to this end we ellected Mr RSAB2 especially for this purpose.
Madam Chairlady, as the official feeler-upper, I feel it should be my duty to have first go,. sorry I shall re-phrase that, I feel it should be my task to make the intial examination, and following my recommendation, the prospective member should then be passed on to one of the other inspectors, only if it is deemed necessary. Otherwise, madam chairperson, the whole committee could be accused of un-necessary fondling for our own gratification, and if this ever got out, we could either be over-run with applications for memebership, resulting in many undesirable members, or those existing, perfectly sound, happy to be fondled members might be tempted to withdraw, or even worse, pad-out their bras sufficiently to try to gain membership to the WBB's club.
Ladies and gentlemen, please do not think I'm trying to userp your positions, as I too realise the advantage of having well balanced breasts with nice pert nipples, but we must not be seen to be biased or prejudice until we arrive at the maximum DD cup, and that is why I think it imperative that as feeler-upper, I be the one to conduct the first examination.
Finally, fellow committee members, to emphasise my point, I would draw your attention to the increasing number of applications I have recieved from disguised WBB's.
It seems they are now try to gain entry by wearing bras that are several sizes too small!
Yes, I know you are all agog, but it is a fact. Why only yesterday I spotted a WBB who appeared to have four breasts, and there she was walking around the Co-Op as brazen as you please. Obviously only a cursory examination was necessary to rule her out of the club, and she left the store with a look of pure anger in her eyes, so beware if any of you happen to be walking around Tidza with your membership badge showing.
To try and get round the recurring problem, may I ask, through the chair of course, if prospective members, up for examination, could have their bra's ready loosened? As this would not only save time, it would remove the need to push the cups over the delicate tissue of the breasts, allow easier access to the insectorate, and remove this silly practise of trying to make the breasts look smaller in the case of WBB's trying to trick their way into our sanctum.
I pass my comments to the committee.
My fellow committee members seem to be concentrating elegabilty purley on their own field of expertise, which while understandable, misses the very point of the club its-self.
As I re-call, the club was set to allow those excluded from the WBB's, due to lack of ginormity, to have somewhere else to go where they could be treated as equals. Surley, by concentrating their minds on nipples and balance, my learned friends are overlooking the most important criteria of membership, and the equally as important reason for allocating temporary guest membership passes, which is the smallness quotient of the actual breast.
Only in the case of male members, or females, who cannot provide even the smallest amount of breast tissue, are alternative judgments made, and to this end we ellected Mr RSAB2 especially for this purpose.
Madam Chairlady, as the official feeler-upper, I feel it should be my duty to have first go,. sorry I shall re-phrase that, I feel it should be my task to make the intial examination, and following my recommendation, the prospective member should then be passed on to one of the other inspectors, only if it is deemed necessary. Otherwise, madam chairperson, the whole committee could be accused of un-necessary fondling for our own gratification, and if this ever got out, we could either be over-run with applications for memebership, resulting in many undesirable members, or those existing, perfectly sound, happy to be fondled members might be tempted to withdraw, or even worse, pad-out their bras sufficiently to try to gain membership to the WBB's club.
Ladies and gentlemen, please do not think I'm trying to userp your positions, as I too realise the advantage of having well balanced breasts with nice pert nipples, but we must not be seen to be biased or prejudice until we arrive at the maximum DD cup, and that is why I think it imperative that as feeler-upper, I be the one to conduct the first examination.
Finally, fellow committee members, to emphasise my point, I would draw your attention to the increasing number of applications I have recieved from disguised WBB's.
It seems they are now try to gain entry by wearing bras that are several sizes too small!
Yes, I know you are all agog, but it is a fact. Why only yesterday I spotted a WBB who appeared to have four breasts, and there she was walking around the Co-Op as brazen as you please. Obviously only a cursory examination was necessary to rule her out of the club, and she left the store with a look of pure anger in her eyes, so beware if any of you happen to be walking around Tidza with your membership badge showing.
To try and get round the recurring problem, may I ask, through the chair of course, if prospective members, up for examination, could have their bra's ready loosened? As this would not only save time, it would remove the need to push the cups over the delicate tissue of the breasts, allow easier access to the insectorate, and remove this silly practise of trying to make the breasts look smaller in the case of WBB's trying to trick their way into our sanctum.
I pass my comments to the committee.
Thanks Blue,
I wasn't going to start this thread, but I felt quite sickened to spot some of the adds today from guys almost bragging that their wives knew nothing about the advert, and I was simply trying to assertain other peoples thoughts, especially women, and from a cross section of the forum members.
It hardly surprises me that no-one has said that they would support their husbands/partners in such a surprise, but I should imagine if I waited long enough there would be the odd one.
Still, that's life I suppose, and it takes all sorts to make up even Swinging Heaven
:
Catch you again, when you've calmed down with a nice bowl of soup.
Keith
I wasn't going to start this thread, but I felt quite sickened to spot some of the adds today from guys almost bragging that their wives knew nothing about the advert, and I was simply trying to assertain other peoples thoughts, especially women, and from a cross section of the forum members.
It hardly surprises me that no-one has said that they would support their husbands/partners in such a surprise, but I should imagine if I waited long enough there would be the odd one.
Still, that's life I suppose, and it takes all sorts to make up even Swinging Heaven
: Catch you again, when you've calmed down with a nice bowl of soup.
Keith
Keith, you were dead right to back out of the scenario which the bloke was trying to set up
I know, and I wouldn't have even recommended them to someone else!
Serriously, I seemed a little fishy from the outset, as he quoted from my original ad, posted nearly six months ago. It's just a good thing I'm not one these desperate types, who might not have been willing to take no for an answer, once back at their place.
At least age and experience might count for something?
Keith
I know, and I wouldn't have even recommended them to someone else!
Serriously, I seemed a little fishy from the outset, as he quoted from my original ad, posted nearly six months ago. It's just a good thing I'm not one these desperate types, who might not have been willing to take no for an answer, once back at their place.
At least age and experience might count for something?
Keith
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have to say that I agree with everything that has been written here. Any threesome MUST be between three consenting adults, not two.
As a Mod I would have no hesitation in banning anyone that advertised for non consensual sex with his wife. As Mike says, if you see any ad that leaves you in doubt then let us know and we will investigate.
Thanks Sarg, I'll keep it in mind, next time I come across one.
Quote by neilinleeds
I trust this offers a full and definitive clarification of some of the points raised.
sorry can you say that again? you lost me? you want us to call you Little? that it?
:Pneil x x x x x ;-)
I think it means we have an invitation to do a full body check on this one, Neil
:lol: :twisted: Thank you Alex and Mike,
It nice to see a male and female point of view.
It does concern me from a morality point of view, that any man could simply advertise his wife without her knowlege, as in a couple of adds on show today.
Surely, if a couple have had even a deep and meaningful conversation about bringing someone else into their relashionship, the male would have the confidence to discuss his ideas with his partner?
Here is a true scenario for you.
A few weeks ago, I recieved an e-mail in responce to my add, and direct telephone contact was made the following day. Abreviated, the conversation was as follows.
Man. "I want to set up a meet with you, my wife, and me, but she doeasn't know anything about it.
Me. "You haven't discussed it with her?"
Man. "No. It's a surprise. We have talked about often enough, and fantasised what it would be like to have a 3sum, and I think it would be a great surprise for her. I will give you all the gen about her, so you will know how to get her turned on, and then I'll invite you back to our place because we're all getting along so well."
Me. "Are you sure it is what your wife will want?"
Man. "That will be your job once we're back at our place."
Me. "Convincing her that a 3sum is a good idea?"
Man. "No I can tell her that, once you've got into her knickers."
Me. "I think it would be better if you discuss the idea fully with your wife first, and then if she agrees, place a joint advert as king for a man to join you, as I prefer to be able to talk openly and discuss honestly with people I meet, and besides, a mfm should be focused on the ladies pleasure, not you fulfilling your fantasy to the exclusion of all else. Good-bye."
Susquently, I discovered that the lady in question discovered her husbands little scheme (because he again rang me to let me know), and she blew her top, haistily packed a bag and left for a day or two. On returning, she cleared his computer of all references to swinging and explained that her fantasies are just that, and will remain so.
All because the man was stupid enough to think, instead of talk, to his partner!
It nice to see a male and female point of view.
It does concern me from a morality point of view, that any man could simply advertise his wife without her knowlege, as in a couple of adds on show today.
Surely, if a couple have had even a deep and meaningful conversation about bringing someone else into their relashionship, the male would have the confidence to discuss his ideas with his partner?
Here is a true scenario for you.
A few weeks ago, I recieved an e-mail in responce to my add, and direct telephone contact was made the following day. Abreviated, the conversation was as follows.
Man. "I want to set up a meet with you, my wife, and me, but she doeasn't know anything about it.
Me. "You haven't discussed it with her?"
Man. "No. It's a surprise. We have talked about often enough, and fantasised what it would be like to have a 3sum, and I think it would be a great surprise for her. I will give you all the gen about her, so you will know how to get her turned on, and then I'll invite you back to our place because we're all getting along so well."
Me. "Are you sure it is what your wife will want?"
Man. "That will be your job once we're back at our place."
Me. "Convincing her that a 3sum is a good idea?"
Man. "No I can tell her that, once you've got into her knickers."
Me. "I think it would be better if you discuss the idea fully with your wife first, and then if she agrees, place a joint advert as king for a man to join you, as I prefer to be able to talk openly and discuss honestly with people I meet, and besides, a mfm should be focused on the ladies pleasure, not you fulfilling your fantasy to the exclusion of all else. Good-bye."
Susquently, I discovered that the lady in question discovered her husbands little scheme (because he again rang me to let me know), and she blew her top, haistily packed a bag and left for a day or two. On returning, she cleared his computer of all references to swinging and explained that her fantasies are just that, and will remain so.
All because the man was stupid enough to think, instead of talk, to his partner!
Browsing through the adds section, I have noticed a rash of add from men asking for men to take their wives without prior knowlege, and I wonder what the ladies of the forum think of this?
From my own persective, as a twice married man who has great respect for women, I can't help but see the dangers in such an action by someone's husband, and wonder if their relationship is likely to suffer?
My questions to you ladies are these:
If, without your knowlege, your husband/partner arranged for an unknown man to chat you up, and then offered this man the opportunity to have sex with you, on the strength of a fantasy that the two of you have had in bed, would you be happy to go along with your partners wishes because it would please him, or would you be offended that he hadn't discussed the idea with you first?
Secondly, do you think it would damage your relationship if you realised during the evening what your husband had set up without telling you, and would you be offended that he had advertised your willingness to have sex with a perfect stranger, without either discussing it with you or showing you the advert before it was posted?
I appreciated I may be a little old fashioned, or even out of touch by being divorced for some years, but I would appreciate a womans point of view on this subject.
Keith3006
From my own persective, as a twice married man who has great respect for women, I can't help but see the dangers in such an action by someone's husband, and wonder if their relationship is likely to suffer?
My questions to you ladies are these:
If, without your knowlege, your husband/partner arranged for an unknown man to chat you up, and then offered this man the opportunity to have sex with you, on the strength of a fantasy that the two of you have had in bed, would you be happy to go along with your partners wishes because it would please him, or would you be offended that he hadn't discussed the idea with you first?
Secondly, do you think it would damage your relationship if you realised during the evening what your husband had set up without telling you, and would you be offended that he had advertised your willingness to have sex with a perfect stranger, without either discussing it with you or showing you the advert before it was posted?
I appreciated I may be a little old fashioned, or even out of touch by being divorced for some years, but I would appreciate a womans point of view on this subject.
Keith3006
Quote by Calista
i have to say we're not doing so well over there at the moment, even with Calista as Chief Chipolataness Tester! i find it very strange!
I must be neglecting my duties ....
Hi Calista,
I think I may have a testing job for you; A couple called Little will need checking out at the next munch, and I believe one of them will be a speciality for your tallents. You might like to make contact to discover any hidden niceties?
Keeping an eye out for you (usually the left one)
Keith3006
Quote by little
the consensus seems to be that lacking evidence of actual mamary glands
if it serves to clarify the point . . . i can confirm that Mrs little does indeed have mammary glands, and i have seen the evidence with my own eyes. foolishly i neglected to check them for size, feeling that was best left up to you, and i was not yet then installed as chewyness tester! they did seem rather outside the membership criteria though, hence the guest permit i asked for earlier.
hope that's cleared it up!
neil ;-)
Thank you Madam Chair, Mr Chewyness Tester, and Mr Expert Feeler Upper
I do hope that you now have full clarification on my reasons for wishing to join your organisation under the "I do have two nipples" catagory.
Not since i was 11 have i been referred to as "lacking evidence of actual mammary glands". I do feel i offered a misrepresentation of myself and that perhaps Mr Chewness Tester was indeed at an advantage to the nature of my request for membership. I would be happy to offer additional clarification to Mr Expert Feeler Upper, the chair, or indeed any other of your honourable members, at the next available munch.
Keith 3006
"on behalf of our guest membership who only get in by standing on their hands"
Could I also refer you to the statement above, and ask for confirmation, that this practise was introduced after my request for membership and that i will not be required to perform the above as part of the initiation ceremony.
I trust this helps to satisfy all the members and indeed mr RSAB2
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
The practice of 'hand standing' was introduced to ensure Mr RSAB2 was kept fully occupied while Mrs RSAB2 attended to other important matters. It actually refers mainly to the male partners of our female memebers, who for one reason or another can't even produce a chest for us to examin, let alone tiny breasts beneath their nipples.
Standing on their hands, allows Mr. RSAB2 to have a choice of either checking the balance of bum cheeks, or if even they are too small, the testical sac. If even that is too inconsequential, I'm afraid the member is asked to take himself off, as he is likely to be of little use any of the lady memebers of of this club. But take heart. As yet there has been no total rejects, though I would suggest men refrain from too much alcohol prior to examination, as one or two found at the last testing session, when difficulty in getting to the upside-down position was found.
And finally a tip for you. Even the aplication of a thong or knickers, whether worn on the outside or under the trousers, does not help to increase or decrease a male members member, sac or bum, unless the said panty has been publicly removed from a lady guest within ten minutes of the examination.
Hope it helps to clarify the situation, and that you denote whether it is Mr or Mrs Little when either of you correspond further, allowing me to come to grips properly with any queeries you may have.
In eager anticipation,
Keith3006 (Feeler-Upper to the membership)
So you'll manage until the munch then?
your not so large bum,
Hmm you can't have seen it at the munch then,you'd have to remove the not and so and just leave the large!!
With regard to bums and their size; that is dependant on your point of view.
I did indeed take notice of your posterior, as in fact I took notice of all of you, professionally of course, and came to the conclusion that your sit-upon gave you an altogether balanced and nicely rounded shape, which led ones eyes smoothly down your shapley legs, only to return to the liquid pools of fire hidden momentarily by the lights of the dancefloor as they reflected off your glasses.
I know you didn't see me looking at your eyes, but do manage to tear my gaze from women's breasts occasionally.
No Claire, I would deffinitely say that your bum is just the right size, and I would deem it an honour to use the same technique on it as I will on your breasts.
With feeling,
Keith, and the other inspectors (given half a chance). :twisted:
your not so large bum,
Hmm you can't have seen it at the munch then,you'd have to remove the not and so and just leave the large!!
With regard to bums and their size; that is dependant on your point of view.
I did indeed take notice of your posterior, as in fact I took notice of all of you, professionally of course, and came to the conclusion that your sit-upon gave you an altogether balanced and nicely rounded shape, which led ones eyes smoothly down your shapley legs, only to return to the liquid pools of fire hidden momentarily by the lights of the dancefloor as they reflected off your glasses.
I know you didn't see me looking at your eyes, but do manage to tear my gaze from women's breasts occasionally.
No Claire, I would deffinitely say that your bum is just the right size, and I would deem it an honour to use the same technique on it as I will on your breasts.
With feeling,
Keith, and the other inspectors (given half a chance). :twisted:
Quote by Clare_Lincs
well i suppose that will have to do!!
Neil put those teeth back in,just don't bite and youll be ok
We could possibly come round to see you and deal with the matter sooner, but having spoken to Neilinleeds, Frogster, and Mrs RSAB2, we feel that the extra stimulation so soon before the next meeting might have an adverse effect on those lovely breasts of your, and we would hate to end up loosing you to the WBB's.
I have even suggested we call round and check on your not so large bum, on behalf of our guest membership who only get in by standing on their hands, but Frogster thinks we might get drawn in too deeply and has ruled that out, at least until the rain stops.
If it would help, meantime, I could pass on some tips about self stimulation
: Or even ask Stevein_lincs to help out :?: Keith
Your expert feeler-upper
Quote by little
Mrs RSAB2, madam chair
Are applications to join your organisation still being accepted? If so, may i please put my name forward for membership on the grounds that i do indeed have two nipples.
Now i do realise, that on bust size, i might not fit your criteria exactly, but i feel, as i have the nick little, would it be possible to perhaps overlook some of the organisations red tape, on this occasion.
I am aware that discussion on this matter may be required with the secretary and so forth before a decision can be reached, but i would be more than happy and generally quite obliging, to come along for the meeting.
I look forward in anticipation to hearing the outcome of your position.
Love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Dear Little,
Your request has been passed around, and the consensus seems to be that lacking evidence of actual mamary glands does put you at a disadvantage. However, as we are a non-discriminating club, except to WBB's, we would like to extend our hand of friendship and welcome you as a guest member until such time as you can be properly checked out and felt-up.
We hope you will embrace our hands of friendship warmly, and bring credit to the club by reccommending other suitable people to the membership, preferably women, as our chairlady and the rest of the inspectorate wish to retain a reasonable in-balance, especially for Mr RSAB2's benefit.
Pleasee collect your guest pass at the next meeting.
Yours,
Keith,
Official Feeler-Upper.
For goodness sake! Can't I go away for two minutes without the membership starting to complain about something?
Doesn't any one care that I've just chased after a new member and been hurt in the process?
Yes she was a stunner, too stunning in fact, and I'm smarting at the pain even now. I'll have to check if my pride's been hurt in a minute.
Anyway, to answer your querie Claire. Neither myself, nor of course, Mrs. RSAB2, our chairlady, want to see disgruntled members, so I have taken it upon myself to make you this offer:
At your forthcomming munch, I will dedicate a minimum half hour to the task of manipulating your not so busty, but perfectly formed breasts, while Neilinleeds, after removing his teeth, generously suckles deeply on your pert nipples. We would normally only do this extra eximation in private, but as you seem to like the idea of being a role model for others, we are prepared to carry out this task in open view, in the hope that this will attract an even greater membership, especially amongst the dubious, such as Little.
We hope these advance thoughts will add extra stimulation to you, while you wait for the next cycle of munches to come round?
Your ever willing Feeler-Upper,
Keith
Doesn't any one care that I've just chased after a new member and been hurt in the process?
Yes she was a stunner, too stunning in fact, and I'm smarting at the pain even now. I'll have to check if my pride's been hurt in a minute.
Anyway, to answer your querie Claire. Neither myself, nor of course, Mrs. RSAB2, our chairlady, want to see disgruntled members, so I have taken it upon myself to make you this offer:
At your forthcomming munch, I will dedicate a minimum half hour to the task of manipulating your not so busty, but perfectly formed breasts, while Neilinleeds, after removing his teeth, generously suckles deeply on your pert nipples. We would normally only do this extra eximation in private, but as you seem to like the idea of being a role model for others, we are prepared to carry out this task in open view, in the hope that this will attract an even greater membership, especially amongst the dubious, such as Little.
We hope these advance thoughts will add extra stimulation to you, while you wait for the next cycle of munches to come round?
Your ever willing Feeler-Upper,
Keith
Quote by neilinleeds
keith
many many thanks for your help last night! fortunately it is mainly just my pride that suffered! although i'm not quite sure how my pride came to get stuck in there as well??? best left uninvestigated on my part perhaps! i was after all very very drunk at the time!
i'll be pleased to inform MrsRSAB2 later, that i should be able to carry out my duties with no loss of effectiveness. luckily, in the time that i've been here, i have learned to do many things one-handed, even with a sore wrist!!!
boom boom!!!
neil ;-)
No problem Neil, only too pleased to help, but I am a little concerned at the lack of new member applications in the past few hours.
Do you think we should suggest to Mrs RSAB2 that we palce an advert in the women seeking men section
: :idea: Everyone else seems to try it :twisted: Oh, hang on, there's a stunning looker just passing my window now. I'll try and catch her attention. Back in a bit.
Keith
Quote by RSAB2
Now, now gentlemen!
As chair woman of this prestigious club i believe I am entitled to certain pleasures least of which is the oppurtunity to find myself in moments of pleasure with specific members of my commitee, be it private or public. I am queen here and as such should be treated with respect; I shall also keep the right to make choices as to who I have and when. This is not a democracy!
To my gracious subjects; may our days be filled with happiness and our nights be filled!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel: and Queen!
Good Morning Mrs RSAB2,
I do thank you for your kind words, and hope this member gave you the satisfaction you were seeking?
I am pleased to say that I managed to assist Neilinleeds to retreive his rather silly letter to the press, and helped him re-instal his H's (Seems to be a common fault within the area).
On you behalf, as i didn't wish to disturb Mr RSAB2 as he practiced his balancing techniques with you, I have set Neilinleeds a rather arduous task as a punishment for his misdemeanour. I have instructed him to carry twice as many checks as normal over the next three days, and combined with the fact that he has a sore wrist, it will make his task extra hard as he will only able to use his mouth, while nursing his damaged hand and pride.
Sorry about his pride, but it was an accident and will only temporary. It happened as we both pulled at his trapped hand, and as it suddenly dislodged our combined strength made both our hands shoot backwards, and I'm afraid Neilinleeds deflated his own memebership, so to speak. By Saturday, if he concentrates on his duties, I'm sure Neilinleeds membership will be re-instated to its former glory.
I've left this note propped against Marmalaid, as I though you might like a nibble before returning to your other duties.
Would it be ok to pop back later, as I'd like to go over a couple of points with Mr. RSAB2 with regards to his weighing technique? Perhaps he could even demonstrate for me again?
Keith
Oh do I feel good, today!
MrsRSAB2! are you suggesting that some have might actually have been taking a tipple!!! i'll have you know we take our positions very seriously indeed! pah!
n x x x :P
positions . . . d'ya get it????
oh FFS never bleedin' mind . . . .
What position are in/on tonight Neilinleeds? Maybe I can try it in a minute, if she's game that is :twisted:
Keith
n x x x :P
positions . . . d'ya get it????
oh FFS never bleedin' mind . . . .
What position are in/on tonight Neilinleeds? Maybe I can try it in a minute, if she's game that is :twisted:
Keith
Having finally managed to extracate my knees from the arms of my desk-chair, I have found the rubbing motion on my aforesaid knees is helping greatly with softening up of the palms of my hands, and the continuous finger squeezing I'm doing right now, because I need the loo and want to get this finished first, is awonderful excercise for following the contiuous curve of the natural breast, and detecting the scars of those who have purposely mutilated themselves to try and gain false entry into our highly regarded club.
I hope our membership in general appreciate how hard we are working on their behalf, and am pleased to inform them that there now seems to be a waiting list of those needing inspection.
Keith
On behalf of all the inspectorate, roll on the next munch :twisted: :twisted:
I hope our membership in general appreciate how hard we are working on their behalf, and am pleased to inform them that there now seems to be a waiting list of those needing inspection.
Keith
On behalf of all the inspectorate, roll on the next munch :twisted: :twisted:
hhhhhmmmmmm . . . . keith? 'ere a minute, quiet like . . . . whisper . . .
keith mate, do we have a chewyness test ready or what??? position filled i take it???
neil x x x :P
Hi Neil,
No prob with ChewyNips size, although I'll have to physically check of course, but I think I'd like to give you the opportunity of the Chew test, as I wouldn't want anyone to think I might be swayed by a second distraction, but if these nips are to your taste, perhaps a join application to our chairlady might be enough to get Andy a guest membership!!
What do you think??
Hi ChewyNips, welcome aboard.
You request for membership has been accepted on size merit alone, although confirmation can only be given after an actual check. Perhaps you will be attending, with Andy, either Sue's birthday Bash, or the Nottm Munch, when I'd be pleased to confirm your obviously honest request for memebership of to the Not So Busty Babes club?
Keith,
the official NSBB feeler-upper
keith mate, do we have a chewyness test ready or what??? position filled i take it???
neil x x x :P
Hi Neil,
No prob with ChewyNips size, although I'll have to physically check of course, but I think I'd like to give you the opportunity of the Chew test, as I wouldn't want anyone to think I might be swayed by a second distraction, but if these nips are to your taste, perhaps a join application to our chairlady might be enough to get Andy a guest membership!!
What do you think??
Quote by neilinleeds
can we join! can we join!
when i say we, were not lesbians i know i qualify at a mere 34b but i am not sure about Andy :giggle:
Hi ChewyNips, welcome aboard.
You request for membership has been accepted on size merit alone, although confirmation can only be given after an actual check. Perhaps you will be attending, with Andy, either Sue's birthday Bash, or the Nottm Munch, when I'd be pleased to confirm your obviously honest request for memebership of to the Not So Busty Babes club?
Keith,
the official NSBB feeler-upper
