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Scunthorpe. :shock:
Scunthorpe?? Isn't that the place where they put boards over the swiming baths, before groups turn up for gigs??
The place which is so popular, the goverment had the motorway halted before it go there??
The place that Lincolnshire doesn't want, and Yorkshire dis-owned??
The place where Jasper Carrot first performed Funky Moped??
That Scunthorpe do you mean??
I saw T Rex there. Ride a white swan, baby, because it quicker than buses in Scunthorpe.
Scunthorpe?? Isn't that the place where they put boards over the swiming baths, before groups turn up for gigs??
The place which is so popular, the goverment had the motorway halted before it go there??
The place that Lincolnshire doesn't want, and Yorkshire dis-owned??
The place where Jasper Carrot first performed Funky Moped??
That Scunthorpe do you mean??
I saw T Rex there. Ride a white swan, baby, because it quicker than buses in Scunthorpe.
Quote by MikeNorth
Keith 3006 wrote: Don't want to seem a cleaver clogs, but Tommy Steel's right, and it was in a film. Half a Sixpence. Tittle of song, Flash Bang Whollop.
Hi Keith, don't want to seem like an even cleverer clogs, but "What A Mouth" and "Flash Bang Wallop" are two different songs...both by Tommy Steele of course, and both brilliant songs. And you're right, "Flash Bang Wallop" was in "Half A Sixpence".
Mike.
Hi Mike,
And i thought I would be the only one on here old enought to know the difference. Just shows you can fool some of the people etc,
Am now going to get my Tommy Steel collection out and have a damn good look at it.
Ok, so I bought it a few months back from a charity shop, £2, but I haven't played it, HONEST. It was just for nostalgas' sake.
Keith
Quote by MikeNorth
Calista wrote: MikeNorth wrote:
What a marf what a marf what a norf and sarf, blimey what a marf she's got...
OMG I know this song LMAOOOOOOO
love the bit about the coal cellar ..... what film is it from???
Not from a film, Calista, as far as I know, but by Tommy Steele...
.....poor old man, being a short-sighted feller
When he saw Jim's mouth, he took it for the cellar
And he shot the lot right into his mouth no joke,
Jim poor soul got a belly full of coal and he coughs up lumps of coke.
Mike.
Don't want to seem a cleaver clogs, but Tommy Steel's right, and it was in a film. Half a Sixpence. Tittle of song, Flash Bang Whollop. Also stared Stanley Hollaway and a girl I can't remember. But that's far too much info anyway.
Um-tidly um-pum -um-pum pum. What a picture, what a picture? Stick it in your family album.
Quote by foxylady 123
Do the ironing....................not just what you want now , but the whole households!! I guarantee youll get it quicker!!
Trouble is, if you do all the ironing, like I once did, and I live alone; you don't want to wear more than one set of clothes, because you know what a job you're going to make for yourself. And before you jump on me, please, I don't count underpants or socks, because I don't iron them. But everything else, including sheets and pillow cases, just in case I'm lucky one day. like in the next year or so!!
I will say it is annoying to have so many holiday makers coming down just to look...it is not a shop display window, this is peoples lives ad it is a harsh reality that they can't just close their doors to it for the time being!!
I was glad that the police did put in a form of barrier to filter in and out however they still were walking in over cliffs etc..
IU can't agree with you more. The morbid curiosity of some people is impossible to believe!
In situation like this. Someone like the Sally Army, who do magnificent work where there is a disaster, should put up a stand and charge all those lookers £50 each, to gaze at others misfortune. At least it might help to compensate veeryone who's insurance company tries to get out of paying compensation. And I'll bet there's a few, but then again I suppose I'm a cynic.
I was glad that the police did put in a form of barrier to filter in and out however they still were walking in over cliffs etc..
IU can't agree with you more. The morbid curiosity of some people is impossible to believe!
In situation like this. Someone like the Sally Army, who do magnificent work where there is a disaster, should put up a stand and charge all those lookers £50 each, to gaze at others misfortune. At least it might help to compensate veeryone who's insurance company tries to get out of paying compensation. And I'll bet there's a few, but then again I suppose I'm a cynic.
Quote by rocky horror
No mate..it is sods law. I dont trust computers, because of glitches on powerlines and timeouts. i would suggest you copy/paste advert into word and type answer as you go. Delete the advert part and copy/paste your reply THEN get online to answer and paste? then if you loose it all, you can just copy/paste again? that is how I do it anyhow...lost a few posts myself and it is bloody annoying!
THANKS MATE. I'd pull my hair out, but I want to look smart for the ladies! Some Hope!!
Keith
I seem to spend a lot of time writing a reply to an advert, only to find I loose my reply when the screen remind me I have to be logged in to reply to this advertiser.
A typlical instance: I saw an advert, but was disturbed by a caller, so noted down the number.
Returned to the site. Logged in. Searched for add. Brought it up, and clicked reply.
Spent 3o mins writing reply. Clicked on send. Told I had to be logged in? Clicked the tag. Logged in. Reply lost.
Is it Me???
A typlical instance: I saw an advert, but was disturbed by a caller, so noted down the number.
Returned to the site. Logged in. Searched for add. Brought it up, and clicked reply.
Spent 3o mins writing reply. Clicked on send. Told I had to be logged in? Clicked the tag. Logged in. Reply lost.
Is it Me???
Quote by aceofherts
I seem to be in a minority of 1 here, liking my woman in plain white cotton knickers. I think she does not need any embellishment.
Who's trying to keep in her good books then? But I suppose it is Friday!
Mind you, she likes them too, but prefers her thong.
Ah well.
Perhaps you should go out and buy her some plain white cotton thongs? Possibly she'll love you even more?!
Good Luck
if they put the clocks back... doesnt that mean we gain an hoiur rather than lose it???????????
Sorry Claire_Lincs,
The thunder was banging, lightening crashing, and the rain was hammering at the windows, and I lost my consentration.
I meant FORWARDS, and know I'm not scared of a storm. I've lived through a few, of one sort or another, and not just wet ones!
Practicing quicker pelvic movements, Keith
Sorry Claire_Lincs,
The thunder was banging, lightening crashing, and the rain was hammering at the windows, and I lost my consentration.
I meant FORWARDS, and know I'm not scared of a storm. I've lived through a few, of one sort or another, and not just wet ones!
Practicing quicker pelvic movements, Keith
Quote by buttfan
thongs without a doubt, my girl has hundreds of them, I love her to wear them on the beach. To me, the thong is to the ladies bottom what a picture frame is to a picture.
Isn't it a pitty though, that so many ladies buy them with a seem down the front?
There can't be anything worse than seeing a lovely lady, unviel her last item of clothing, and it's a pair of knicks with an ugly seem down the front.
Why can't manufacturers use slightly more material and making the front panel of knickers useing one piece of material? I'm sure the ladies would also prefer acompletely smooth line over their mound?
I know there's plenty of licra ones on the market, but take a look at 90% of the so-called French designs in lace. Even Brazilian style usually have a seem down the front, but not the genuine ones from Brazil.
Fabulous thong swimwear coming into the country from USA, watch out for it in the shops, or ask for it. Fav name: Richie.
Quote by Benito
ok every 1 where is the most exciting place u have ever had sex???
Can't remember so long ago, but I think it was in bed, or was it on the dinning room table?
Ah! now I remember, the dinning room table was a dream, it was actually on the side deck of a cross channel ferry. At night, before you all go, Eh?
Quote by like2meet
im looking for both females and males to post on this forum.
i myself love a women who wears a nice set of brief knickers as im not a thong fan.
i love reds and purples in a nice silky material. please tell me what type of knickers you all like styles and colours?
lol to you all billy xx
Billy, It's obvious you're a man who doesn't talk to ladies about their underwear, except perhaps when suggesting they remove it?
Having spent time listening to my customers, yes I used to run an underwear shop, ladies often told me: Always briefs if you have a job where you're bending a lot, because thongs disapear into you. French nickers when it's hot, and you want to feel cool, Thongs when you're getting dressed up and want to feel sexy, and cheese cutters (strings) when the husband/bf has bought them for you, and likewise, open crutch things.
And women's attitude in general to underwear bought by men?
Wrong colour, often red/black, a womans least favourit, Wrong style or impractical,
Sexy only to the man, usually bought because he saw them in the window. Often the wrong size, because he guessed, when in the shop.
"Er, about size 12 I think she is." "Would that be a 32 or 34 back strap?" "Yes, but they're not that big, she says"
Two days later he comes back. "Sorry, these are wrong. She's a 36D, and she needs a large thong thingy."
Women's most usual thought on receiving underwear as a gift on valentines or christmas?
Well I'll only have to wear it/them for a little while.
Then in the drawer they go, hopefully to be forgotten about, until she eventually has a clearout, and with a quick look to remember the occasion, in the bin-linner they go, while waiting for the next set of mission impossibles to arrive, and the process can start all over again.
And thank you men, for all your hard earned, you made me half a fortune, while discerning ladies bought their own and made the other half for me.
PS. I am retired now, at 55, and have some stock left if any of you ladies would like to come and try some on
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if you do get cover read the small print cos alot wont cover you for first 24 hrs or so
Nah! Best bet is a good tow-rope from Halfords, and any old idiot who doesn't mind burning their clutch out.
Failing that, call a scrap yard, pay 25 quid, and they'll pick it up. Problem solved for good.
PS
Yes car group are very good at providing a new car fast, as long as you don't mind paying through the nose for it, and realise you will always owe more than the car is ever worth!!
Sorry, only trying to look on the bright side, in a twisted sort of way. :twisted:
Don't see why you lot should have all the fun at our expence.
As for feeling 'like a fish out of water' - you won't!!! The atmosphere is so relaxed and you will soon get in to the 'swing' of things. For your first visit to the club, you could go on one of the themed nights, it might be a good ice breaker for you. Hope this helps a little.
CA xxx
Thanks Sweetheart,
I might still need you to hold my hand though, if hand you want to hold !? :twisted:
CA xxx
Thanks Sweetheart,
I might still need you to hold my hand though, if hand you want to hold !? :twisted:
