'nother kid in school was called Glasscock.
He pronounced it Glassock,we called him "crystal"
Poor bastard.
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Bloke who ran the papershop where I grewup,was called Billy Gotobed.
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Thanks Mike,Ifeel like someone's "smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarettes"
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What's the weirdest name you've ever encountered?
Used to go to school with a kid called William Eighteen!
Top that.
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Lazee bulletin:
A team of medics have been applying intensive treatment for the last 24 hours,mostly involving stretching out on the sofa drinking tea with occasional gentle computer work.
The prospects for the big one on Saturday seem brighter this morning.
The Essex icon said "Brian I'm on the mend,with 48 hours to go I'm confident everything will be in working order"
Many will hope he's right.
Lazee as in "got a lazy one"
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Lack of sleep has very nice affect on me............
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Feckin excitement,cant fecfeckin sleep.
Mornin peeps
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Just 3 days before the biggest game of his life,Essex stalwart Lazeeboy missed training today as he "feels like a sack of shit,to be honest Brian".
Whether this condition is due to genuine illness or self induced due to his well publicised foray into the frozen north,it is hard to a close friend said this morning "Lazee has woken with a head full of gunge and a golf ball with spikes on it in his throat".
However the man himself has vowed to make the big one on Saturday saying"I've waited all my career for this,and I would walk there on broken legs,so a simple case of man flu is not gonna stop me.I owe it to myself,the club and most importantly the fans,so I'll be fit"
Heroic stuff,I think yo'ull agree.
The county holds it's collective breath.
Well I guess wherever ya come from/borne on this sceptred isle thats your li'l patch.
As for me,that aint enough,I want it all.
So for me the big wide world beckons.
Fuckin bet i meet a geordie in tha arse end of Vietnam or somewhere.
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Watched "Legends of the Fall"all on my jack the other night.
Fecking blubbin like a girl!
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