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Quote by bonnienclyde
60 years ago today Auschwitz concentration camp was liberated and I just wanted to spare a thought for the millions of murder victims that died in all the nazi concentration camps, men women and children, whatever their nationality or faith.
One frightning thought is many of our children are unaware that this horror ever happened.

Good sentiments B&C.
My kids are aware because I made sure of it.
Never forget.
Lb :love:
Please nobody say this is not the right forum.
Quote by Lazeeboy
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:
wink

Oooh,just remembered,someone pop round n get Shaun Ryder,e's always good for a toxic cabaret.
Lb :love:
Quote by teppic

NO ...NO ...NO!... HungryP
suvven bastard.....suvven!

no no no.....it's suvveRn
I think your chucking in a bit of Sussex twang with the R teppic, I've just tried it and either this new set of teeth I've got are still not bedded in or it's just foreign to my ear.
well coming from an east end family background, and being born in tottenham myself, i can say that i have not picked up the sussex accent, at least i "ope" not. sorry to offend any in sussex, but i'm proud of mi roots.
TOTTENHAM! EAST LONDON !yer avin a giraaffe me ol china!
Lb :love:
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:
wink
Quote by MikeNorth
Welcome Back hunny kiss
Looking forward to seeing you on Saturday....

Hey, Helen, I thought you weren't coming - well, that's great, I'll put you back on my snog list.. lol
Mike.
Long as I'm on yer SONG list Mike!
Lb :love:
'nother kid in school was called Glasscock.
He pronounced it Glassock,we called him "crystal"
Poor bastard.
Lb :love:
Quote by Vix
Thanks Mike,Ifeel like someone's "smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarettes"
Lb :love:

Sorry 'bout that.
He he! :twisted:
S :love:
Bloke who ran the papershop where I grewup,was called Billy Gotobed.
Lb :love:
Thanks Mike,Ifeel like someone's "smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarettes"
Lb :love:
What's the weirdest name you've ever encountered?
Used to go to school with a kid called William Eighteen!
Top that.
Lb :love:
He he!
Made ol' Lazee chuckle. biggrin
Slight tangent but what about sayings that make no sense?
i.e."It's cheap at half the price"
Well course it feckin is!
Lb :love:
Quote by ant140
I feel like I make a tit of meself everytime I post
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
but bollox to it...gives you al sommat to read dunnit!!!!
wink :wink: :wink: :wink:

Ooh! can ya make me one?Or send me the recipe?
Lb :love:
Lazee bulletin:
A team of medics have been applying intensive treatment for the last 24 hours,mostly involving stretching out on the sofa drinking tea with occasional gentle computer work.
The prospects for the big one on Saturday seem brighter this morning.
The Essex icon said "Brian I'm on the mend,with 48 hours to go I'm confident everything will be in working order"
Many will hope he's right.
Just 3 days before the biggest game of his life,Essex stalwart Lazeeboy missed training today as he "feels like a sack of shit,to be honest Brian".
Whether this condition is due to genuine illness or self induced due to his well publicised foray into the frozen north,it is hard to a close friend said this morning "Lazee has woken with a head full of gunge and a golf ball with spikes on it in his throat".
However the man himself has vowed to make the big one on Saturday saying"I've waited all my career for this,and I would walk there on broken legs,so a simple case of man flu is not gonna stop me.I owe it to myself,the club and most importantly the fans,so I'll be fit"
Heroic stuff,I think yo'ull agree.
The county holds it's collective breath.
Quote by Gareththomas
Well I'm screwed!!!!
I'm married and have a young son (aahhh). My wife sleeps with my son because he won't sleep on his own. I sleep by myself. I actually get to make love to my wife about 10 times a year if I'm lucky. No I'm not joking, I'm serious. :cry: I think I've married a woman that just doesn't like sex (even though when I try to talk about this problem she says she does! How do you get out of that one?)
Also, she doesn't like wearing lingerie (there! I can spell it!!). In fact she NEVER wears lingerie. She never wears stockings or suspenders or skirts (short or otherwise) or sexy bras or anything that "normal" girls/women (my perception anyway) like to wear for themselves or their partner.
I came across this site by chance. I am fascinated and hugely jealous about the fun you lot seem to be having. I was looking at the posts on this forum with a view to seeking advice about my problem and whether it was "okay" to seek NSA sexual gratification elsewhere, yet still remain married and be in love with my wife. Judging by the way you lot ripped into some of the people asking similar questions on here (UKDAVE or someone with that username!!!) I guess the answer is NO. You're all going to say things like "Honesty is the best policy" and "Always be open about your relationships" etc etc. Having read your "advice" to DAVE and others, I reckon I couldn't live with the guilt if I did try meeting someone. So I'll just feck off and have a thoroughly miserable poxy sex life! Do I really have to take matters into my own right hand for the rest of my born natural. Why aren't all girls absolute sexpots with their husbands?
Thanks for reading.
Oh, if you do feel the need to post a reply (there is no need, really, because I'm only airing my frustrations) try not to be too abusive because it doesn't help matters.
Cheers and happy swinging, extra marital affairs (that you're not letting on about) and NSA sex with other people.

Ok mate,living up to my monicer,I've not read through the thread but i did read ya post.
I can only speak for me,and I know what your goin through cos I was there once.
Sex is a major thing in a relationship right?So's money,so's kids and any other amount of influences.
Do ya love her?Do ya still want to shag her senseless?Yeah all what ya said about lingerie and stuff rings ya talked to her about it?Does she know how much it means to ya?
If ya can tick those boxes and you're still hangin in rags,get are brilliant.
sorry to get a bit serious tonite ,but your questions struck a chord
all the best.
Lb :love:
Well I guess wherever ya come from/borne on this sceptred isle thats your li'l patch.
As for me,that aint enough,I want it all.
So for me the big wide world beckons.
Fuckin bet i meet a geordie in tha arse end of Vietnam or somewhere.
Lb :love:
Quote by Silk and Big G
This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.
What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young
nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your
windshield.
While she is doing this, another person opens your back
door and steals anything in the car.
They are very good at this.
They got me 7 times Thursday and 5 times Friday. I wasn't
able to find them on Saturday.

So thats in a red light district yeah?
Lb :love:
Quote by harry0
Hi All,
After been heer for just over 2 months now, I was intrested to know the North South devide on ppl from SH.
Now from my previous experiance from other sites that members tend to be from the north. For those that is higher in laditude than the watford gap.
I have put UNSURE because I know some witty person will ask where the watford gap is.!!! wink
Mikenot mean the north begins on the other side of the Watford Gap.
As far as true northerners are concerned, the north begins at the Yorkshire/Durham border and only includes the counties of Durham and Northumberland, some 3,000 square miles in area.
I realise that some members who live in the Manchester area think they live in the northwest, well they must be northwest of somewhere, I suppose. :shock:
I see from your profile you seem to be of no fixed abode, which would tend to indicate you have little idea of where you yourself are. :cry:
The BBC is directly responsible for the poor lack of geographical knowledge of the populace of this country. Apparently they use a map drawn up at the time of William the Conquerer's Doomsday Book. The writers of this catalogue of the wealth and value of England never got further north than Yorkshire thus missing the two true northern counties. I admit the BBC has heard of Scotland, but only because the Queen goes there on holiday occasionally.
It never ceases to amuse me then I hear a London based BBC announcer say:- "We are now going to our studio in the far north at Manchester". ROTFPML.
Should you wish to divide up England into separate regions then the North is as stated above. The midlands extends from the north Yorkshire boundary to London and the south is any lands south of the Thames.
Written with tongue very firmly in cheek. lol
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish
hump drinkies :borg:

Fuckin ell geez,there's always a sensible one innit? :wink: :wink: :wink:
Lb :love: :love:
(sorry thought I was on Chavscum for a minute)
Quote by MQ
Geordies/Mancs/Brum/Yorkies dunno
Bless em all.
Lb :love: :love:

Teessiders LB! We may be tucked in between North Yorkshire and County Durham but we are a force to be reckoned with :P
Oh shit! i've only managed to piss off a Teessider!
Tin at at the ready.
Lb :love:
MQ declares war on Essex
Sarge where are you when you are needed!
Ya can ave it mate!
Feckin shitole it is!
Whydya think i'm leavin?
Lb :love:
Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
After been heer for just over 2 months now, I was intrested to know the North South devide on ppl from SH.
Now from my previous experiance from other sites that members tend to be from the north. For those that is higher in laditude than the watford gap.
I have put UNSURE because I know some witty person will ask where the watford gap is.!!! wink
Mike

So where ya from then?
Lb :love:
Quote by MQ
Geordies/Mancs/Brum/Yorkies dunno
Bless em all.
Lb :love: :love:

Teessiders LB! We may be tucked in between North Yorkshire and County Durham but we are a force to be reckoned with :P
Oh shit! i've only managed to piss off a Teessider!
Tin at at the ready.
Lb :love:
Watched "Legends of the Fall"all on my jack the other night.
Fecking blubbin like a girl!
Lb :love:
Quote by Marya
What's this all about???
Lb - you came oop north and didn't tell me, let alone give me a wave???
One of these for you, miladdio when I come down to the softy south at the weekend smackbottom
As for the chavs, I saw the ultimate t'other day - full on chavscum uniform including a burberry's style cap witha MFC badge stiched on! Dear god! rolleyes

See what I mean?
You try to make decent conversation and ya get threatened with violence by a Geordie!
Promises,promises. wink
Lb :love:
Quote by foxylady 123
Ive got to wondering how far people would travel for a meet? I was talking to someone earlier who had women travel far further than i would ever consider going to meet him and wondered how far others wopuld be prepared to go or have gone?
for my part the futherest Ive ever travelled is Birmingham which is about 100 miles, but we had chatted for months beforehand and yes he was worth it!!
So question is how far would you go?

390 mile round trip.
Lb :love:
Quote by slackalice
hi am am new here never used a chat room or forum b4 so please be gentle with me
i am a female newly divorced and looking to make freinds

You are gonna feckin hate it here.
No sleep,sticky fingers,eyes on storks, kitchen full of overflowin,cans and bottles all over the shop.
Sure ya still fancy it?
Lb :love: