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Quote by hornybitch7
hi all
been on this site for last week and been reading alot of coments, but couldnt believe it when read about the guy who hadnt been on for ages and had to register again and then had to reintroduce himswlf to everyone to prove his worth, i thought this site was for people to meet up for fun, not spends months getting to know them!!! but maybe im just a slut who likes to get on with it instead of making best friends :P
Mmm,slut you say......cant see ya fittin in ere at all
Lb :love:
Quote by Vix
thanks Just wot i thought not much point tring to be civil. for your in info not just after NSA sex. wake up smell the coffee have another pot if you like!!!!!!!!!! every1's so stereotypical of young people.
intelligence was asked for not mindless tupid ridiculous comments.
Erm excuse me but I get on so damn well with th folks on here and have done for a while. I have had no problem what so ever regarding people being streotypical of my age and I am only 18
That's because you have a twat. For fucking.
HTH
I really wish you'd come out n say what ya mean Vix.
All this sittin on the fence stuff is bad for yer arse.
S :love:
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This is the thread for non-offensive jokes.
You may not post jokes about personal mishaps of any kind, in case someone who has suffered a personal mishap finds them offensive.
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Other than that, anything goes.
Any takers?
Ooooh soooo funny.
Cracked me up
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only messing with you LB 
Quote by coolpants
ok got the hint i was rushing am a busy person this conversation brightens up a dull job. Which is a nightmare! i did not mean to sound nieve or like an arrogant male pig !
Next time i will think before i right a stupid comment again.
Lordy!Ya've seen the light brother!
We've all done it at some time or other.
:welcome: a bit and have some fun with us.
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Quote by marmalaid
Somehow I think that might give you a distinct advantage over me! :twisted:
Venusxxx
I see a scenario coming up when we have "You're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it, I'm it, you're it. Ahhhh, I've finished, can we play a different game? One that involves tissues?"
Chris
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Quote by marmalaid
This guy seems to have got past the stereotypes, it may be a good idea to have a read of some of his posts, look at his construction, wit and mature outlook, see if you can learn something...
Mr Writer
Here's an example;
Coming to the forum as a 23 year old single male was quite daunting but I'm glad I did. I deleted my ad almost as soon as I put it up because I thought there was no way it would ever stand out.
However, getting to know people on the forum has been great. We can all have a laugh together and ultimately I think I've made the best choice.
Don't give up!
Mmmm,(strokey beard moment) or is that just bollox?
He he
Lb :love:
Quote by Vix
thanks Just wot i thought not much point tring to be civil. for your in info not just after NSA sex. wake up smell the coffee have another pot if you like!!!!!!!!!! every1's so stereotypical of young people.
intelligence was asked for not mindless tupid ridiculous comments.
Well... if you're not after NSA sex, why does it say you are in your sig?
Oh dear!
"You dont tug on Suprmans cape,you dont spit into the wind and you dont mess around with Vix"
Tin ats people!
Lb :love:
Ok,the point I was (badly)making is that gags like that mentioned propagate ignorance and pain.
MLK said that if you laugh at OR ignore racism you are part of point being that if you take the stand and say "that is just not funny" and explain why, perhaps the story teller may think twice about retelling it in the future.
Of course there is humour in death as in the Darwin awards,but prejudice hurts.
As some on here may know by now I am a loooooooong way from being a party pooper and I'm not trying to force my views on others,but I have witnessed people getting really hurt by ignorance.
Thanks
Lb :love:
MLK said that if you laugh at OR ignore racism you are part of point being that if you take the stand and say "that is just not funny" and explain why, perhaps the story teller may think twice about retelling it in the future.
Of course there is humour in death as in the Darwin awards,but prejudice hurts.
As some on here may know by now I am a loooooooong way from being a party pooper and I'm not trying to force my views on others,but I have witnessed people getting really hurt by ignorance.
Thanks
Lb :love:
