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25 Aug 2011

Way heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thanks St3v3 - So you do have a special button :thumbup:
We have sort of spats where sometimes we get the opportunity to swing loads and then comes a lull and for awhile nothing seems to present itself. I guess averaged out we swing as much as is comfortable for us although I think if it wasn't for kids and stuff we'd indulge a little more. Especially the impromptu opportunities that arise that we usually have to decline sad

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Often wonder how the bloody hell some people get to swing out what seems like every bloody other day. Not sure I'd like that though to be honest. Swinging is still a bit like cream cakes to us. Naughty but nice. Too often would possibly make it hum drum.

20 Aug 2011

Quote by neilinleeds
Stupidly though, in the face of all the evidence presented to me, I still choose to believe in the intrinsic dignity and essential humanity of my fellow human beings. Therefore I am a Socialist.
N x x x ;)

I just read this, and I bloody love it, thank you Neil.
I really believe this of myself too, although I may waver in times of high emotional fu*kedupedness, I do think like this.
]Going to nick it too to use as a thingy on other parts of the internet that I frequent. That's if you don't mind of course.

8 Aug 2011

How cool is that smile

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3 Aug 2011

Its a flower about flower topic - there that should clear things up.

3 Aug 2011

Jennifer Beales in Flash dance - couple of scenes really one being the Dance scene with Jennifer a chair and a little water and the other being the under table footwork in the restaurant with Jennifer wearing a tuxedo. Oh yeah that does for me smile

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31 Jul 2011

Looking at your pics and making up some scenarios in my head NWC. How about the Cowgirl get up? Or whatabout jodhpurs, breeches, riding crop and hat etc? Oh yum NWC!

29 Jul 2011

My fantasy was too watch two women so my Mrs took me shopping with our daughter :cry:

29 Jul 2011

guess ours would taste like chewing gum - sorta great when you start out but after a bit becomes just a habit.

29 Jul 2011

A good useful gift for swingers who've just moved into a new house are a pair of knee pads

29 Jul 2011

Coffee is the drink of gods. In fact its original and long forgotten greek/latin name became the well known one od Ambrosia,
Tea is for tea cosy wearing people in retirement homes or to make you feel really unwell if in fact you are unwell.
And as for fruit tea's oh good grief give me strength but that's just for weirdo's

29 Jul 2011

For me its got to be Christopher Plummer playing Wellington in the battle of Waterloo

29 Jul 2011

I used to not get off on but more have a thing for ...womens ankles. Never understood it still don't but its been awhile since I've felt like that. With me I'm afraid it's really quite mundane in that I love T'n'A so very normal I fear. I quite like the idea of a weird fetish though, it would make me feel a little exclusive.

29 Jul 2011

I would so like to be able to talk or write dirty but i cant, I just end up feeling silly. I have written the odd piece of lit-erotica an think i get away with not doing so bad with that, but that's not person to person which is the big difference I guess.

29 Jul 2011

I miss using the forum as was and i cant be arsed with one or two of the self obsessed ar*eholes who think it their god given right to criticise and single out individuals until they break and make a mistake through exasperation for what seems like the sick amusement of the aforementioned ar*eholes.

6 Jul 2011

Things change that's why
Lets not go into why people go but celebrate most of those who return
wave

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Minx & Ben glad your back

28 Jun 2011

There's good and bad we can see in the wink function. Maybe one idea would be to have winks not be so generically crap and be able to personalise by having just 50 characters space to put your own spin on the wink, Or at least be able to put the members name on it rather than the one click no thought carpet bombing option/s?

25 Jun 2011

Quote by tweeky
If you were not getting nervous it would not be half as much fun!!
You look like a fun approachable couple(great pix BTW!!), im sure you will soon forget the nerves and get stuck in.
Have fun - and make sure you spill the beans when you get back!!
:evil2:

Ditto Big Frazer, nerves make it worth doing smile

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And remember that all those people would of been where you are now, so go enjoy yourselves and just think about how cool its going to be the next day going over what you've seen said and done. Meeting new interesting people doing interesting stuff. Sounds like you've a great night coming so make the most of it guys :thumbup:
I get what you mean and I wish I DID! I dont get nervous for anything involving other people or situations. This includes everything from Job interviews, partys, swinging etc. I kind of feel like I miss out not being nervous the tension would be great and help build the excitement. As I dont get nervous it often take me time to get into the situation.
:lol2: Tweeky. If you were anymore laid back you'd probably be unconscious lol

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25 Jun 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Im new to these forums .........
If not Ill ask Nola for help!!

Yep, you're new.... or you'd know that Nola will be holding you down so she can watch the man love show live rotflmao

rotflmao

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25 Jun 2011

There is a lot of sex going on at popular dogging spots around the country as well as being couple of swinging campers clubs around. That's mobile porn smile

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25 Jun 2011

all those years ago Teppic and still bang on the money :lol2:

25 Jun 2011

You should know flower being the worst perpetrator

24 Jun 2011

Sort of reminded me of a guy I used to work with this topic.
On our lunch breaks this guy would pull out of his bag a packet of homemade sandwiches a saucer and a bottle of Sarcens malt vinegar. He would then fill the saucer with vinegar and lay his sarnies in it, both sides, then eat them. The same thing every day whatever the filling between the slices. Curiosity overcame me after a while and I asked him why he did this. Apparently as a youngster he'd been in an accident and lost his sense of taste for most things so too get any flavour he used either vinegar or lemon/lime juice to liven his food up. Fair play I got an answer but I had to ask him then, why, did he bother having different fillings the sarnies and he answered that it was his wife that made them and couldn't bring herself not to put something in them smile

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I know its not really on topic but It was an interesting thing at the time.

24 Jun 2011

Woooahh there bazza m'lad. Don't get all huffy with people on here it doesn't wash down very well and you'll end up being one of those people who end up slating the place for being cliquey and exclusive, and yes it can be but in this case its you ostracising yourself, no one else is doing it.
It does state in your profile, of which I've no doubt your fully aware, having written it possibly, and I quote "I'm a very genuine and friendly person very polite and not pushy," - well f*ck me bazza, the words 'must try harder' come to mind lol

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Mind you to be honest it does take someone in here, bazza, being a pillock, to liven the place up for a short time so thank you for putting yourself forward as you have, :thumbup:

24 Jun 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser

That's not as funny as it might seem if you happen to be stuck wearing a 4" ball stretcher

Im inquisitive by nature, but Im not even going to google that, my window is open and me screaming EEEuugh!!!!!!!!! might upset the neighbours lol

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24 Jun 2011

Nice eyes...Do you do anal? rolleyes

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24 Jun 2011

Once had a tomato sorbet as a palate cleanser at a rather posh dinner party I once attended, why i was there god only knows, it was surprisingly good though.

24 Jun 2011

bazza your approach in your opening statement is what was all to cock and made for the answers you got from it. I'm pretty sure the content regarding the old inactive accounts part is probably agreed with by most and st3v3's addressing that sounds like a top idea smile

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It can be a learning curve posting in forum and you did start with being contentious. Oh and most of us have been there too lol

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Quote by Photobazza
Mad Frankie Fraser !!!! Oh yes I have also met the man I have also been in the company of the Reggie and Ronnie, my cousin lived in the East End and I use to visit him and drink in the same establishments, they were OK guys but never cross them, but I also know guys today who are the same, I’m not like that I enjoy life.

This bit of your post however is utter bullshit - these gtype of uys you talk about are murderous violent lawless scum with no 'ok guy' about them.

24 Jun 2011

Quote by Dawnie
Pulls up her nuts and sits on a chair :?

rotflmao

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
That was a tea meets laptop moment for some reason :lol2:
That's not as funny as it might seem if you happen to be stuck wearing a 4" ball stretcher sad

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24 Jun 2011

Drastic measures methinks. Think I'll take a rain check lol

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Next question is...How do you tell a fellow forumite that their avatar looks a lot like two guys looking up each others noses?
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24 Jun 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
If you were not getting nervous it would not be half as much fun!!
You look like a fun approachable couple(great pix BTW!!), im sure you will soon forget the nerves and get stuck in.
Have fun - and make sure you spill the beans when you get back!!
:evil2:

Ditto Big Frazer, nerves make it worth doing smile

smile

And remember that all those people would of been where you are now, so go enjoy yourselves and just think about how cool its going to be the next day going over what you've seen said and done. Meeting new interesting people doing interesting stuff. Sounds like you've a great night coming so make the most of it guys :thumbup: