On having my PA for a while I decided to change the usual ring for a small padlock to which is attached a chain which is in turn attached to a rather snug fitting 4" stainless steel ball stretcher locked with the same key as the padlock. - Problem being the key has been mislaid. Problem i have is that now on becoming erect my cock now bends resembling one of those bendy balloons used for making animals at kids parties.
Further to this my balls go really quite blue on this happening, which is rather a nice feeling to be honest, but leaves me feeling quite sick. I really am not keen on visiting A&E as my house-church minister is the charge nurse there. I would go to a locksmith to get the locks picked but and handling of mt appendage it gets excited once again leaving no room to use cutters or the like.
Please do you have any advice to give.....
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Lost
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Quote by bIoke
Oh, I thought BF was asking for help with trimming his nuts. I was right in there, feet and fingers first, clippers in hand :twisted:
As you were....
Trimming his nuts!? Blimey Bloke that's a step further than trimming a bush
It's like a BDSM thing Lost - kinda sorts the men from the boys.
Hope you're both well
One is now laughing and one is cringing Bloke :lol: but both well thank you :)
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Quote by Photobazza
I often view the Gallery but with much frustration I would think 9/10 are either suspended accounts or not viewed for over 90 days, why does SH allow these to stay on the gallery why not clear them out.
If they did that then half the single males wouldn't have anything to wank over!!! :giggle:
I suppose this sort of comment says it all really about some people who use this site.
If you cant answer sensibly why even bother ?
Photobaza, to quote Woohoo "Lots of people change their views towards others when they chat or meet them and sometimes a sense of humour and good manners will get you a meet before a young we ll hung stud"Why not graciously take the good advice offered
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Hi,
Its Monsieur Smooth2. Madame Smooth is currently in hospital not doing too well against her cancer and has not put up any posts for a long time.
Ciao
Really sorry to hear that Mrs Smooth aint doing too well. I really hope that everything turns out well for you both.
:therethere:
Awwww man strength to you both - tough tough times smooth.
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Quote by Max777
Can't be that bleeding obvious Brucie or others might take more interest in how their profiles appear to others. Never a bad thing to see things reiterated or posted on a subject that's of importance in the 'scene' we're in
Think Brucie has just had a bad day at the office!
Make you feel for the others there doesn't it :lol2:
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Can't be that bleeding obvious Brucie or others might take more interest in how their profiles appear to others. Never a bad thing to see things reiterated or posted on a subject that's of importance in the 'scene' we're in
We read the profiles and together with a few nice pics which can include a cock shot as long as its alongside other pics of body and face. If we are in the chat rooms then if a person/people interest us and are interesting company then it's a sure thing the profile gets a butchers next. Worst things for us is the person/people whispering or IMing just "Hi"
The generic cut and paste is not such an issue with us as long as at the start it's started with a personal reference so as we know, that at the very least, someone has found out something about us from reading our profile.
We read the profiles and together with a few nice pics which can include a cock shot as long as its alongside other pics of body and face. If we are in the chat rooms then if a person/people interest us and are interesting company then it's a sure thing the profile gets a butchers next. Worst things for us is the person/people whispering or IMing just "Hi"
The generic cut and paste is not such an issue with us as long as at the start it's started with a personal reference so as we know, that at the very least, someone has found out something about us from reading our profile.
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Just signing up as a member to the site doesn't really enable you to do anything with it or in it. I've always thought it might be a good idea to allow people becoming members but not yet paying for the upgrade to be allowed a one post per day in forums. This might act as a lure and entice people to upgrade to have more participation. Would be good for forum too as it might get a lot more posting on it.
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Quote by Bluefish2009
Can we have Kenty back now then?
I vote for this one, personally, I always enjoyed Kentys well balanced views and threads
I enjoyed them too but balanced! Kenty was never balanced
Always controversial never dull and certainly missed.Actually I think if Kenty reads this from the outside I'm sure he'll be chuffed that a flower leaving thread turned into a shame Kenty went one. There's an irony in there somewhere :lol:
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Quote by brucie
"However so is following a specific religion a choice and yet being anti one of those is not allowed. "
yoou can be anti anything you like. its what you do with your hate that can be unlawful.
I didn't mention it being lawful Brucie. However i did say that I think it should be a crime. We all have our idiosyncrasies and a good job too in most ways and I personally don't believe in thought crime. it's the act not the thought. Oh, and thoughts are silent or not by choice. And in the second half of your sentence we concur
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Quote by Lost
I personally think size-ism is discriminatory and should be treated as a hate crime.
What I said here is no joke I'm afraid. Its what I seriously believe.
It might be that people have a problem with people who are fat, and yes, being overweight is maybe a choice thing in most cases, but by no means all and certainly not as clear cut as simple choice. However so is following a specific religion a choice and yet being anti one of those is not allowed.
What people think and say are two distinct things and rightly so. Although, I have always believed that those subjecting others to abuse for being overweight is just another way for ignorant, arrogant, socially deficient bigots to exercise there disgusting, foetid, pathetic, sad little minds on hurting others other than thinking about the deficiencies in decency going on in their own sad little lives.
I'm overweight so I know I'm speaking defensively and that will provide those engaged in the argument against allowing those who are fat to have a slander and insult free existence to say "Ah of course Lost would say that then, the fat bastard..."
Otherwise it is all fun isn't it wooo hoooo
And yeah Sky TV sure does seems worse Sex God
Will have a butchers at the Canon LnR thank you for that
As for batteries on the two happy snappers we've got, We use the Duracell rechargeable on the one, and admittedly they last really well and we can take oodles of pics with it Which is good. The other happy snapper is also not bad and has an integral rechargeable battery which is nice and handy.
It really is the problem of the time between pressing the button and the actual pictre being taken. Its just so long. Not really any good if trying to catch a money shot really :twisted: Maybe what we ought to do is find a guy who can squirt his splooge (love the word splooge) for maybe a good ten seconds without stopping In saying that I'm not sure J would be too keen on that amount of splooge over her tits 
Just want a point and click not a point wait while it thinks about then click.
As for batteries on the two happy snappers we've got, We use the Duracell rechargeable on the one, and admittedly they last really well and we can take oodles of pics with it Which is good. The other happy snapper is also not bad and has an integral rechargeable battery which is nice and handy.
It really is the problem of the time between pressing the button and the actual pictre being taken. Its just so long. Not really any good if trying to catch a money shot really :twisted: Maybe what we ought to do is find a guy who can squirt his splooge (love the word splooge) for maybe a good ten seconds without stopping
In saying that I'm not sure J would be too keen on that amount of splooge over her tits Just want a point and click not a point wait while it thinks about then click.
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Quote by tweeky
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You drink Coffee at meets :shock: You ever smelt your breath an hour after drinking coffee? Also the dry mouth it gives you? Maybe its just me but I tend to avoid drinking coffee altogether now as I spend all day fetching cold drinks to get rid of the morning coffee dry mouth
Not a problem sonny Jim, boyo m'lad. I chew garlic cloves which gets rid of coffee mouth
Also keeps me safe from the Mrs come fullmoon! Sex God
Quote by brucie
My iPod touch takes photo's instantly as well and has the added bonus of storing loads of music on it :-)
why dont you get one of the forum's "genuine" photography enthusiasts to shadow you on all meets?It's hard enough telling people how we like to proceed on meets anyway. Blimey to add to that .."Excuse me do you mind if I bring a mate along who can tell me how to take better pics of you guys shagging my Mrs"? :lol2: Don't think that would go down too well Brucie
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Quote by brucie
Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
I must admit on a couple of occasions I've had to do so, much to the horror of J my ever enduring and utterly gorgeous Mrs, I do try to tell them in a nice way though.
would you actually fuck someone who tried to give you instant coffee???
They'd be f*cked if they didn't
I love coffee, its gods own drink, whether it's instant or fresh as long as its good then good but if it isn't. Well I just got to tell em.
As for tea? Sorry Tan but that really is the reserve of the old, People who wear hats and gloves and scarves and ill people. And FRUIT tea!!! OMG thats just a nice smell from a mug with utter disappointment and, yes, revulsion in the taste. Oh so can't do Fruit (phut phutt) tea.
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I'm not a camera enthusiast, but i do like getting a few off of an erotic sexy nature on meets, and although I can't see the point in spending £100's on one, I would like to find a happy snappy digital camera that would take a picture when I press the freaking button not 10 minutes later. Any ideas out there in forum land if there is such a camera available?
