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a toothbrush
a duvet
a double ended dildo
thats more the idea ! i can think why the site organisor did not use these sorts of things instead ?
cheers john
A triple ended dildo for that certain J'ne sais quois moment would be novel toolol
We were fortunate enough to have an invite to meet another couple with a view to swinging on the first meet if all went well. We usually don't play first meet, we're not anti it and don't rule it out, but it is easier for all parties to accept its just social the first time. The opportunity to give more thought, remains then, open to all on making the decision whether to hit the sheets next time or not without embarrassment or that 'Oh christ how do we tell them its a no' situation.
Anyway moving back on to topic. The couple wanted us to meet at a hotel for a meal and a drink halfway between them and us and if all went well book a room and going halves on it, sounds OK you think? well it did to us but when we googled the hotel and found out the prices of the rooms and the menu prices Oh bloody hell" The room was just short of £200 for the night and the set meal was well over £25 each. Add to this a couple of rounds of drinks and maybe a coffee we are/were looking at an over £200 night out.
Far too much for us i hasten to add and i conveyed that to this couple suggesting an alternative but nice hotel where the cost was going to be about half. Well the couple said they really did like the looks of this place and thought it would be an ideal place to meet up as they do like to spoil themselves when they go out. Well a long story gone short we decided it wasn't for us. Not because of the people but because of the cost of a 'possible' swing.
Anyone else ever get situations like this and although in some circumstances we would pay £200 for something swing orientated such as we have done on going to a munch etc But just on a social meet with a chance of extra...?
I dont have a big problem with how people spell. As long as It can be understood and the context is thereabouts then that's good enough. Remarking on it is just a bit crap I think.
1) Entry to a swing club free voucher for single guys
2) An RSVP card
3) A snorkel
4) A "Chance(r)" card (Monopoly style)
5) A swinging Certificate of merit
6) An official SH British standards rubber stamp
7) A speech bubble with blah blah blah inside it
8) An 'open 24 hours' sign
9) Your last Rolo
10) A beginners guide to sex and swinging manual
11) A pair of yellow wellies
12) A whoopee cushion
13) A big red kissy lip thing
14) A cup of coffee
15) A 'Do not disturb sign"
OMG could go on for ever :lol2:
Maybe he feels the need to harangue more members to leave the site through one way or another has been sated for now, or maybe his care in the community order has come through and he's now at large on the streets of Britain.:scared:
wave flower :moon:
My vie is that the referendum was designed to fail with total lack of enthusiastic debate or canvassing plus including it along with local elections bollox - I think its a shame personally as it would of been a chance for those who think that British politics is a waste of time to actually do something, however small, to show how much it pisses them off. AV wouldn't of been the end of the world and certainly wouldn't of been detrimental compared to the shit we take now. An opportunity has been lost to do something about it, even if something else would of had to take its place later on. Ah well another generation until any possibility of change occurs i guess.
F*cking love the Royal family and I'm a royalist through and through, don't give a stuff whether others think that's good or bad. I watched the wedding and loved it and as a non political organisation as far as it can be I hold it in higher personal esteem than the bullshit politician spouting bullshit all the time.
The way I got here and the way I live in Britain in the here and now has the Monarchy integral to it just as a Frenchman would realise that their history in the here and now has the French Revolution integral to it. I see no reason to not celebrate Being British with living British heritage as others celebrate their living history.
2 billion people watching the event makes it special,important and unique and WANTED! Brilliant day! :bounce:
The Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is dead and his body in the hands of U.S troops. After ten years of searching finally a page of history is, with luck, being turned. What a coup for President Obama too. Nice that it comes as he steps up his game in the coming political seasons in the U.S
I think this is good for the whole world and will be of relief not only to the west but to the Muslim countries and Muslims around the world.
Good news say I
LoL Brucie your tall slim good looking full head of hair etc but that's OK we forgive your personality disorder biggrin
If anyone needs any help deciding biggrin
Heterosexuality- Is the sexual attraction between members of the opposite sexes such as man attracts to woman and woman attracts to man sexually.
Homosexuality- is the sexual attraction between members of the same sexes such as man to man and woman to
Bisexuality- Is the sexual attraction to both the opposite and same sexes such as man to man and man to woman, woman to woman and woman to man.
Asexuality- Is also known as non sexuality which is the lack of sexual attraction and sexual interest towards others.
Poly sexuality- Is the sexual attraction to more than one gender but do not wish to be known as bisexual as it implies that their are only two binary sexes, do not confuse this with pan-sexuality (Pan meaning All) and (Poly meaning many).
Pansexuality- Is the sexual attraction towards people regardless of gender also known as omnisexuality, some pansexuals refer to themselves as gender blind as to them gender is insignificant in determining whether they will be sexually attracted to others.
Transexualism - Is when a person identifies themselves with a physical sex that is different to their own biological one, A medical diagnosis can be made if a person experiences discomfort as a result of a desire to be a member of the opposite sex. for example a person may be born male, and is uncomfortable with their gender as a male and changes to a female, or a female may change to a male. It is a long process that they will go through and an expensive one too.
Though in principal I agree fun, how would a single female go about a profile if she predominantly meets as a single although on occasion teams up with A N Other to swing as a couple? Same goes for single guys too. Regardless of how or who should have profiles its always going to be open to interpretation and bulls*it.
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Ha haaaaaaa! Thank you Losty for so neatly and eruditely steering the subject round to the very mental trap I wanted to come onto next . . . . smile
'Oh shit, I haven't have I?' I hear you cry! Sorry, but yes, yes you have. lol ;)
Neil x x x ;)

But but but I haven't necessarily, and i wuvs you neil for your interesting stuff of words. Your point is that it is a learnedresponse and I agree that is but you also omit in your posts how the individual thinks about what is happening when having donned your suit. the stimuli that may help or provide the pleasure one gains from said fellatio or cunnninlinininggus may very well come from the mind not the physical. I for instance would think its a nubile yummy piece of female tartar all pointing and heaving chest aching for me to blow my nectar like splooge down her slender throat. Conversely if I was to have in my mind that a big hairy guy was going gorge himself on my for women only love bat then I'm afraid it would be erectus disappearus quickus. And as is so drummed into us regularly is that the mind is the most important sex organ then how you going to cover that in a suit.
I don't think the two things you allude to being the hard wired response and the learned response are mutually exclusive. Nature nurture, nurture nature maybe. The primordial need to procreate provides the chemicals such as the pheromones exclusive to each sex to trigger mental reactions to then trigger the appropriate physical reaction, sympathetic and parasympathetic blah de blah de blah
As evolution progresses the primal need, as I see it does become less as our species is fantastically successful and the need for purely physical and mental pleasure supersedes that of the need to ensure survival and so the idea of sexuality being one thing or another lessens. Maybe too nothing in the future, we can at least all hope.
What would be an interesting experiment would be too have so said suit donned by a group, albeit let them have the sense of smell remain and then have a control group of males and females bathed n scrubbed and then have them not bath or wash for a control amount of time then said suit wearing individual be allowed to pick out having only the sense of smell someone to administer to them the suggested sexual activities
In my mind its not the place to look for 'the relationship' See more destroyed than made. Not saying that there aren't success stories there are but its rare people advertise the heartache ones
Ahhh Pavlov. Wasn't he the one who experimented with Meringues and food and bells and things.
I guess my interpretation is that sexuality is possibly primordial in origin possibly for the sake of the species. You know sowing the seed in as many females as possible to ensure the continuation of humano humans and through things such as fairymoans given out then possibly on a biologically instinctual level man is drawn towards woman. Obviously historically this was a good thing as we're still here, not saying homosexuality is not good just that it would of been historically of no useful significance. so in essence heterosexuality, going back far enough, was a biological psychological fundamental fact not a choice
So. the species is now assured bar disasters and the need to procreate, in the fashion that once was, is now not the case. It could be that evolution now dictates to us that pleasure through sex is taking on a role that is possibly far more important than procreation, as that can be done using other means, through the conception part and a little beyond now, at least, and who knows how far beyond and how soon even.
We still have the remnants within us of our ancestors, we still have our seperate male and female scents for instance, maybe be that harks back to those times. Maybe this is why some of us don't have a choice in being heterosexual it's what we are biologically programmed to be. Lets face it we're now confronted with different stimuli to activate our sex thought processes. things such as clothing, hairstyles, fashion, body shape, money perfumes, (realising that some of these do have crossovers here btw).
So these unconscious choice things may for some of us be getting blurred or in evolutionary terms unnecessary. This surely bares out that society is now more accepting of different ways of being sexual and or loving than it ever was. OK, still away to go maybe, but developing alongside our human evolution.
Is it only me but was Joanie Cunningham's Mom far sexier than Joanie?
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Sorry but the thought of getting on a tread mill with no sports bra lol

But think of your adoring fans though NWC sillyhwoar: :smitten:
We agree to Brucie - careful it might go to your head mate biggrin
Mind, you can always post something to get you back to where your comfortable :lol2:
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cock holder does tend to call mine a Pancake

:lol2: A pancake? Please, I have to ask. But why?:-?
Nah Bouncy you're not the only one, although I do find I go to google and ask initially a quite simple question of it and see what comes up on the search and then think " Ooh what's that then" then follow that link and again... F*ck me i didn't know that" click. Off I go somewhere else clicking here clicking there clicking freaking everywhere losing the original search in a storm of, by now, unrelated searches. I can go from looking up the name of a town in Leicestershire to Namibian Dolomite mines in about four clicks.
What does usually ground me though is clicking on a link that, for instance, says something like 'Hammer toes - Surgical advances on' and I think "That's interesting"! What comes up? frigging camping mallets on E-bay biggrin
Whats your word for sex bits?
Its a cock for me and pussy for J, that's not what we want before anyone suggests, lol its what we callour genitalia (genitalia sounds like an Italian football team) biggrin