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Mark_July
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
United Kingdom

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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I have never really thought of professions as such.
But give me a man dressed in a suit that I fancy smelling niceeee and OMG sillyhwoar:
Just don't ask me why? :P

Birthday suit after a shower.. wave
Quote by noladreams
Needless to say, this thread is being closely monitored.

That will explain the 3 squirrels on my Bus this morning..! lol
Quote by noladreams
So someone explain the phenomenon of Brucie to me. I dont get it. confused

dunno Me either but, being rather amply plump, I'm safe!
Amply plump is wonderfully put.... :smitten:
Cant Remember.......................
When was the last time you arranged a meet only to be gazumped?
Im working all weekend...hence sitting here getting a fun fix! Happy times all.......... smile
Probably a sponsored walk at school.....
When was the first time you :swingingchair:
Quote by brucie
i am clear with my kids. you want drugs, come to daddy not some cunting dealer.
sex, thats your problem...

Blimey.... :shock:
They do say there is no such thing as bad kids...just bad parents.................. surprised
Quote by Kaznkev
The only group you can still tear to pieces are white hetty males...According to Billy Connolly anyway... biggrin

thats cos hey can take it,and anyone of them who winges needs 2 grow a pair
Im not sure ..i mean not all men are the same...Hitler..John Craven...white hetty males.... rolleyes
The only group you can still tear to pieces are white hetty males...According to Billy Connolly anyway... biggrin
Quote by brucie
just so that you know. for every gimp who gets riled by brucie on here there 2 who pm me and say what a great job im doing and how much theyre enjoying it.

Hey you can add this job to your CV then Brucie...... rotflmao
Quote by secksy_cpl
im only here for sex,none of that emotional stuff
flipa

Ah to be so liberated.... :swingingchair:
Quote by Mal

Now that is a conundrum..An incestuous relationship is a mine field..
oh..nice bum.. bolt

Thanks, but you're Blokes!! hump rotflmao
Mal
wink
Aw man...And i have been trying so hard to impress the ladies....
wave hi girls.... :2fingers:bye boys..
When/if/ i get involved in the whole swinging scene I would rather regular meets with a select few....being a homely chap the thought of meeting up with strangers is fairly challenging .....
But who knows once the horse has bolted...
smile
Quote by Mal
It's a biological problem. Should they have any children then they are highly likely to give birth to a child with genetic defects - hence one of the reasons it's illegal other than the pure sexual reason.
Mal
wink

Now that is a conundrum..An incestuous relationship is a mine field..
oh..nice bum.. bolt
Quote by brucie
lets start at the begining. why is wrong?
whatever the reason, circumstances do not change that.

Brucie you do disappoint me..i believed you a man of the world...reading through previous posts i pictured a well traveled, well educated chap, a keen debater even,open minded....etc...
All your worldly knowledge appears to have stunted you...
Hey ho.. neutral
Quote by brucie
im not sure i agree with your logic dude.
doing your mum would be wrong. doesnt necessarily make it hot.

is quite common among adopted children/parents..Meeting your Mum,Dad,Bro,Sis after say 30 years is a quite an experience and there is an awful lot of stuff going on that can lead to sex...Is that wrong...
neutral
yes.
Why wrong.. An example..
A child given up at birth to say a 16 year old girl..They meet 30 years later..(you do the math)..
I do not see how that kind of could possibly be wrong should it occur...
Quote by brucie
im not sure i agree with your logic dude.
doing your mum would be wrong. doesnt necessarily make it hot.

is quite common among adopted children/parents..Meeting your Mum,Dad,Bro,Sis after say 30 years is a quite an experience and there is an awful lot of stuff going on that can lead to sex...Is that wrong...
neutral
Quote by Steve
... and just exactly why would straight men be sending their cock pics to one another? Or is that another thread? :rascal:

I didn't say I sent one back :lol2:
No Steve ....you sent 2... :shock:
Quote by I_am_joy
without thinking it comes out as
confused
frustrated
angry

Will get better..XX