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Mark_July
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
United Kingdom
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Orgasminator
My tips of the day would be..
1) Don't live today as your last because it probably wont be.
2) Life is not that short so don't worry if your not getting any, you probably will in the not too distant future.
3) Do something every day to help someone without them finding out it was you.
4) Dont look on e-bay for space ships..they will only work for a few days,thus leaving you feeling rather disgruntled...
1) Don't live today as your last because it probably wont be.
2) Life is not that short so don't worry if your not getting any, you probably will in the not too distant future.
3) Do something every day to help someone without them finding out it was you.
4) Dont look on e-bay for space ships..they will only work for a few days,thus leaving you feeling rather disgruntled...
Orgasminator
Space is a nice place I hear and spacemen give MUCH better blow jobs than spaceladies 
A sure way of going out with a bang anyway!!..
Going to look on e-bay for a space ship..
Oh will need a passenger..pref female but what the hell..will be our last act anyway.. :grin:
A sure way of going out with a bang anyway!!..
Going to look on e-bay for a space ship..
Oh will need a passenger..pref female but what the hell..will be our last act anyway.. :grin:
Orgasminator
Does anyone understand what I meant when I started this thread, it's gone so far off the point now you need a sat nav to get back. I am not uneducated or inexperienced, just confused as to why single str8 guys look for single bi guys on their profiles. Simples!!
Being a straight guy i guess one does always wonder,but then I wonder what it would be like to be in space ..not sure I will ever go there tho....
Being a straight guy i guess one does always wonder,but then I wonder what it would be like to be in space ..not sure I will ever go there tho....
Orgasminator
Quote by BIoke
Off to get a passport...Here I come south!!! lol
Or to the northeast mate - you have nice eyes and I'm a MUCH better shag than a barstool!
I don't mind regular or irregular playmates as long as I feel some connection with them at the time but this doesn't necessarily have to come with time - usually just a big old knob or husband/boyfriend with said tool :rascal:
Yikes.....
hey bloke..an Kate...lol Orgasminator
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Does anyone understand what I meant when I started this thread, it's gone so far off the point now you need a sat nav to get back. I am not uneducated or inexperienced, just confused as to why single str8 guys look for single bi guys on their profiles. Simples!!
Men lie! Simples!
Says the gal who saw a wallaby on Sat night!!........
Orgasminator
Quote by Lost
Most stupid thing I've ever done? Has to be not going to the doctors 7 years before I did. Fucked up almost everything I kid you not. I just thank god or whoever that my wife loves me with out logic or reason because bloody hell she's given me more than enough reason to love her for a million lifetimes.
That's nice... :love:
