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Midlandsman1970

Over 90 days ago

Straight Male, 56

0 miles · Derbyshire

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8 Nov 2004

when i have enough money im gonna chuck mine with two small children its hideous what gets down there of a weekend and im sure all parents will know what i mean. biggrin

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The crisp, crumbs of all origins, sticky sweets, lollies, tv remotes, bugs they find in the garden that survive cos of the rest of the crap thats down there eeuuuuuwwwww!!!!! :scared:
I frequently take the cushions off atleast every monday and dust bust under there so i can feel safe when i sit on it. I have visions of some slimey bog creature climbing out and divouring me as i watch the tv after some weekends. :taz:

8 Nov 2004

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Beefylad and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, stick around and enjoy the place biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

lucky you

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7 Nov 2004

Go on then clare n steve i'll give you a lift to that one too if you like. biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

oh bugger so it is!
im down for the wigan tooooo!
sorry clare sad

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7 Nov 2004

Sorry to hear that lucy sad

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Oh and by the way, very sexy accent you have biggrin

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Hope that makes you feel better passionkiss

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7 Nov 2004

havent i said YES in the cafe? biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

Then i will come biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

2 i have seen recently which i think are great are
H15 MOM (HIS MOM)
H8 KDS (HATE KIDS)
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7 Nov 2004

If you invite me i will come biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

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and :welcome: harry you will have fun on here, stick with it it is a mad house biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

IM A FEM !! :bounce: IM A FEM !! :bounce:
Honest, ......shut up, what you all laughing at?
well a mans got to try biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

Thanks sugs really enjoyed it and please include me at the next biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

I could do with a good nights sleep too after last night biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

WELL DONE SARGE biggrin

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7 Nov 2004

Please put me down for it :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

7 Nov 2004

WELL DONE KEEP THEM COMING :bounce:

7 Nov 2004

Bruce Willis's life flashing before his eyes of his daughter before he pushes the button in Armegeddon.

6 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Were not the furthest,but it means we get there quicker

Oi who's driving ! biggrin

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6 Nov 2004

I got 13/16 too glad i can tell the difference on a good day, i don't like salty coffee biggrin

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6 Nov 2004

Well done to you i bet they will look great,
still saving my money here so i can take this bag off biggrin

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6 Nov 2004

:laughabove: :rascal: :twisted:
Can i help with that one?

5 Nov 2004

:bounce: WELL DONE SATIN :bounce:

5 Nov 2004

YIPPEEE !!!!!
I don't care when it is babes just put me on the list as a definate lol

4 Nov 2004

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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven vicky and stuboy
and the hijacker wizzer biggrin

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4 Nov 2004

OH SHIT!
Nearly every film ever made since the 60's rotflmao

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4 Nov 2004

Its a real shame i had to leave early :cry:
BUT NOT NEXT TIME !!!!! biggrin

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4 Nov 2004

A cheap idea for your current situation is to buy a fluffy matress cover from pound stretcher or the like, they make the matress a little softer, or you could take the pea out from under it, princess biggrin

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3 Nov 2004

Full tanks have a tendancy to explode, i like mine regularily emptied stays on the tissue then biggrin

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3 Nov 2004

I asked my boss if i could shag his wife, he said yeah and now im divorced.
Long story neatly wrapped up biggrin

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