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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
I think you have too much time on your hands
CONGRATULATIONS :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
CONGRATULATIONS :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Orgasminator
I put the short stud in 3days later cos mine didn't swell either.
Just think no oral in this relationship for a while
Just think no oral in this relationship for a while
Orgasminator
and one daughters birthday tomorrow (expensive) and one daughters on christmasday (very expensive) thanks for reminding me 
Orgasminator
When i was courting the exwife she gave me a bj as i was driving her home, (i know its not quite the same), i came just about the time i pulled on to her driveway.
Thats when the security light came on and her dad was stood there and saw her head come up out of my lap.
The rest you can make up for yourselves
Thats when the security light came on and her dad was stood there and saw her head come up out of my lap.
The rest you can make up for yourselves
Orgasminator
Rainbows if i was a couple id let you shag the missus mwah
Sorry babes had to be done
Sorry babes had to be done
Orgasminator
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ah seems like only yesterday since our 50th.
Thats cos it was you can talk for Scotland
I guess your the strong silent type then, :welcome: pj
Orgasminator
I got mine done about 2 years ago and it didn't hurt.
Just be careful when you eat as your tongue is used to rolling around and you will crunch on the stud many times before your brain reteaches it now that fecker does hurt !
Avoid spaghetti for a while its tricky till your used to the stud.
Just be careful when you eat as your tongue is used to rolling around and you will crunch on the stud many times before your brain reteaches it now that fecker does hurt !
Avoid spaghetti for a while its tricky till your used to the stud.
Orgasminator
Towards the back as ever but a nice view from here
and :welcome: lilac
and :welcome: lilac Orgasminator
A very very rare breed indeed, my compliments to you both, wait for it you just opened the flood gates !
Orgasminator
You stole it i was gonna post in the morning
RIGHT IM OFF
to work
RIGHT IM OFF
to work
Orgasminator
Im not the brightest spark but who are all these fakes and where do they hide out? All i have seen so far on here even before the munch was genuine people.
Ive talked on msn and seen and shown pictures and ive talked to ladies on the phone, if anyone wants my pic they can just click and save it off my add and not even bother having to contact me.
Isnt a collector someone who blatantly asks for a pic that is NOT of your face?????
if they want to see more then have it on display in msn or chat on cam or tell them to go look in Playboy.
Ive talked on msn and seen and shown pictures and ive talked to ladies on the phone, if anyone wants my pic they can just click and save it off my add and not even bother having to contact me.
Isnt a collector someone who blatantly asks for a pic that is NOT of your face?????
if they want to see more then have it on display in msn or chat on cam or tell them to go look in Playboy.
Orgasminator
There doesn't seem to be much point in writing this if Cal won't be around to read it and it is a crying shame, and i will miss you.
I don't know anything about you really or whats going on, nor do i have any intension of asking third parties about it.
Suficed to say good luck and i hope things work out.
I don't know anything about you really or whats going on, nor do i have any intension of asking third parties about it.
Suficed to say good luck and i hope things work out.
Orgasminator
Quote by JGL
Its been really hard for me to swallow my pride and write this post.. cause ive made a complete TIT of myself...
Midlandsman1970 (i hope thats the right year!)
Its the right year and you've not made a tit of yourself
JUST HALF OF ONE
SO GLAD YOUR BACK
Orgasminator
Quote by bi_curious_man123
Stick me and VickyUK down on the list as a couple please you lot and do we have a list yet please??
Marcuso
xx xx
CHEAT can we go as a 3some marc lol
Orgasminator
Never had the chance to get to know you but it is obvious that you will be missed, take care and when you come back bring the others with you.
Orgasminator
Ah nooooooooooooo and i remember our chat at the bar now too!
I will see you in a couple of weeks then babe :inlove:
I will see you in a couple of weeks then babe :inlove:
Orgasminator
WELL DONE BABE
Dress him up as the janitor at the end of the day!, but have a good look round for hidden cameras lol
Dress him up as the janitor at the end of the day!, but have a good look round for hidden cameras lol
Orgasminator
Luton, thats less than an hour away!!!
I may live near derby but if id have known believe me it would have been!
I may live near derby but if id have known believe me it would have been!
Orgasminator
Its not my fault the years go by so quickly
Rainbows.....another one that i never managed to get to really talk too at the munch......ah oh well,
see you soon tho.
Rainbows.....another one that i never managed to get to really talk too at the munch......ah oh well,
see you soon tho.
Orgasminator
Quote by JonJon
Can any of you experienced forum posters let me into the secret of taking a Quote from one posting and placing it in my own posting? I have tried several times and cannot seem to do it.
Like this ?
Just click the
box at the top right of their post 
edit out the dits you don't want and your away!
