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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Oh!, and Angel did you say to me "you look better THAN your avatar" or "you look better IN your avatar"
It was actually me!! I said that you looked better in the flesh than on your avatar xxx
Ill second that one definately
Aaaaahhhh bless ya babes thankyou :inlove:
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Quote by Alex_Female
Oh!, and Angel did you say to me "you look better THAN your avatar" or "you look better IN your avatar"
It was actually me!! I said that you looked better in the flesh than on your avatar xxx
I remember you now Alex lol ! well i had to get it in it made me laugh at the time
See you at Satin's party.
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You rotten git ! 
Hurry up get your ass sorted and get back here ASAP!
your a decent guy and id have liked to get to know you better.
Matt
Hurry up get your ass sorted and get back here ASAP!
your a decent guy and id have liked to get to know you better.
Matt
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Try having a speed addict live next door DIYin at 3am or playing music that is louder than a boeing 747 through the wall. When we had our first new born child it was no joke.
How i never went round and shot him i don't know, in the end we moved YAY!
How i never went round and shot him i don't know, in the end we moved YAY!
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Quote by redstilletto
midlands male your ad is brill its a shame more men dont post there pics with clothes on so much more sexy
If you mean me then thankyou sweetie
:inlove: Interesting this post is becoming.
So how many horny blokes are now going to revisit their add and remove the cock pics because they think they will have more luck with the ladies?
I would much prefer to see a face pic in an add male and/or female, a little something else goes a long way towards enticing you to actually reply. That is why i both.
And lest we forget the female adds that only show spread legs, should we start a post about that
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fellow tri century nut well done!!keep them coming!
(the posts that is) Orgasminator
Each to there own, i post a face and cock pic, most of the emails i get from women and men usually start with "Re: WOW" so i think i'll keep mine, and i will put a warning in my signature.
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Well the munch will be over by now and no doubt the parties continue. Sadly i had to leave early due to the joys of parenting.
I would like to thank Steve and Claire for their gracious invitation, i thoroughly enjoyed myself and my face still aches from smiling.
I had a great time and it is fantastic that i can finally can put faces to names, and i enjoyed chatting to all of those that i managed to get round to. To those that i didn't i am sure we will meet in the future.
You are all wonderful people and i hope that i made a good first impression.
Oh!, and Angel did you say to me "you look better THAN your avatar" or "you look better IN your avatar"
I would like to thank Steve and Claire for their gracious invitation, i thoroughly enjoyed myself and my face still aches from smiling.
I had a great time and it is fantastic that i can finally can put faces to names, and i enjoyed chatting to all of those that i managed to get round to. To those that i didn't i am sure we will meet in the future.
You are all wonderful people and i hope that i made a good first impression.
Oh!, and Angel did you say to me "you look better THAN your avatar" or "you look better IN your avatar"
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Quote by marcus and mich
well we're certainly glad we metioned our thoughts on that one!
Firstly, and please, this is absolutely sincere, we do apologise to the perfectly decent, polite and clearly very well mannered guys on this site who we have obviously offended. Sorry, we haven't read all the responses, but clearly it offended many of you and we are sorry for that.
Secondly, we now realise the acutely dangerous act of stating something that, we admit, was based quite firmly on a steroetype and some personal experience with time wasters etc. We're sure there are lots of lovely guys on here and our grievance was certainly not aimed at such persons. Another member personally messaged us and we endeavoured to explain that to her also though she's probably still orbiting the moon at this moment.
However the point does have relevance, even if it's a touchy subject to some (or everyone else on the site).
we won't anticipate any party invites in the future.
oh and whoever it was that asked if we wanted to fuck him, erm no thanks, but thanks for asking.
we're actually very nice people. no, really, we are.
Being the kind of person i am, thankyou and apology accepted.
Quote by marcus and mich
oh and whoever it was that asked if we wanted to fuck him, erm no thanks, but thanks for asking.
that is really funny! Quote by marcus and mich
we're actually very nice people. no, really, we are.
if you want to,
get to know me and you will see that i and alot of the other single peeps in here are nice too. Right lets all have fun !!!
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I REALLY did know a guy called Dick Skinner thought he would be good working in the circumcision trade, he would make you feel right at home at the concultation Hello im Dr Dick Skinner !
Roger Moore is a great porno name when you think about it,
ok so im really tired
Roger Moore is a great porno name when you think about it,
ok so im really tired
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<<< see number of my posts
I think it has to be the fact that you are not well known on the site. Don't dispair this site does work if you give it time.
I think it has to be the fact that you are not well known on the site. Don't dispair this site does work if you give it time.
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Best thing about this t&t is that it must be real torture for him, aren't i nasty
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I don't know eager, what are you like, you should know not to make bets about things you can't win
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Atleast animals and young children (mine) can still see me lol or thats how it feels on here sometimes
Tumbleweed blows through post !
Tumbleweed blows through post !
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azazel im up to 300+ now and i still get ignored sometimes but thats because people still don't really know me. stick it out this place is better than you think.
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Well as it says theres 3 hours to go,
but i was wondering has anybody been to a munch looked around the room and thought "OH SHIT" and seen someone there that they really didn't expect too like say,
your MUM and DAD?
but i was wondering has anybody been to a munch looked around the room and thought "OH SHIT" and seen someone there that they really didn't expect too like say,
your MUM and DAD?
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, read the threads (ignore the single man bashin of late) and enjoy the melting pot that is SH Orgasminator
OH god here we go again :doh:
Im a single bloke who lives on his own, and i have two children, my ex took me to the cleaners too and i'll still be paying for it in 14 years time! (my youngest is 4)
I do all my own washing, cooking and cleaning, throw out my own spiders, fight my own buglars, i can get the tops off jars and do DIY, i work long hours (to pay her it seems), multi task and look after my kids at the weekend.
So really this man is a woman with a cock, single ladies you should be so lucky !!
So what am i good for?.........Add sex to the list and i must be the perfect man
Im a single bloke who lives on his own, and i have two children, my ex took me to the cleaners too and i'll still be paying for it in 14 years time! (my youngest is 4)
I do all my own washing, cooking and cleaning, throw out my own spiders, fight my own buglars, i can get the tops off jars and do DIY, i work long hours (to pay her it seems), multi task and look after my kids at the weekend.
So really this man is a woman with a cock, single ladies you should be so lucky !!
So what am i good for?.........Add sex to the list and i must be the perfect man
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MM is thinking can he possibly drive to scotland and back in time for the munch?
Probably not
Damn shame too :doh:
Probably not
Damn shame too :doh:
