Orgasminator
i don't have enough fingers and toes to count that hi, anyone lend a hand lol
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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
Im watching my back, remember im driving you and Steve to Satin's Claire
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Quote by Vix
Why will you see them tomorrow? What am I missing?
I was a bit tanked and it was very late, lets just say i thought it was friday morning and not thursday lol
Oh munching on my mind lol
Orgasminator
Well here it is my 300th, its been a bumpy ride of late too,
As a SINGLE GUY I hope that over the past however long, that people have got to know me, but more importantly got to like me, believe me and begin to trust me.
I hope you have enjoyed my posts, that ive made you laugh, cringe, cry(again with laughter) and feel heart felt warmth and honesty from me. :laughabove:
I also hope that i have not offended anyone in that time,........... well atleast in 299 of them if i did it was TOTALLY unintensional.
I have loved the time i have spent on here sofar and lookforward to the big 1000 which at this rate should be by december
Love to all of you on here. :love:
Matt xXx
As a SINGLE GUY I hope that over the past however long, that people have got to know me, but more importantly got to like me, believe me and begin to trust me.
I hope you have enjoyed my posts, that ive made you laugh, cringe, cry(again with laughter) and feel heart felt warmth and honesty from me. :laughabove:
I also hope that i have not offended anyone in that time,........... well atleast in 299 of them if i did it was TOTALLY unintensional.
I have loved the time i have spent on here sofar and lookforward to the big 1000 which at this rate should be by december
Love to all of you on here. :love:
Matt xXx
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The best thing two come out of my shattered marriage,
My two BEAUTIFUL little girls
My two BEAUTIFUL little girls
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Id pay real cash for charity to see him sing it (NO SNOG REQUIRED)
Orgasminator
is that why your not looking at the camera in your avatar then?
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best place? every place
risky place? Mentioned this before, in my living room in mmf while the other m's missus was asleep upstairs and so was f's boyriend
most like to play? AT SATINS PARTY !
risky place? Mentioned this before, in my living room in mmf while the other m's missus was asleep upstairs and so was f's boyriend
most like to play? AT SATINS PARTY !
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i know i shouldn't but
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just had to do that
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just had to do that
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The Scottish are a lovely people, i spent many a late summer up there and my honeymoon too and have always been made welcome. I have recently made contact with a scottish couple (in scotland) from this site and they are both lovely people aswell.
Orgasminator
For me, the past god knows how long has been a trying time.
Coming on to SH has allowed me to discuss, debate and take part in activities that i enjoy with people who have very similar minds to me. This has allowed me to explore and expand my previously limited(by situation) horizons.
(still calming down from another thread)
Coming on to SH has allowed me to discuss, debate and take part in activities that i enjoy with people who have very similar minds to me. This has allowed me to explore and expand my previously limited(by situation) horizons.
(still calming down from another thread)
Orgasminator
Quote by marcus and mich
our point stems from this: We just don't understand how (though we do understand why!) single guys sort of lurk around this site claiming to be swingers.
Our point is how can a single guy actually get that and why are the ones lurking around here not just out in the real world looking to 'get laid' or find a girl instead of acting all sad and desperate on this site. It seems a little pathetic to us. It's like wanting a car before you've got a driving license. Sure, enjoy the fantasy of the car, but get the fucking license!
we think it's a little different for single women, simply because we (and again its just our opinion) think women can enjoy a greater depth of sexual freedom when they're not being bothered by a bunch of desperate male fuckwits. It would seem more 'honest' when a single woman ventures inside a swinging domain.
not that we don't see the benefit of utilisin eager young men for our pleasure, we just don't think they get at all what the true wonder of this indulgnece is.
that's about it really, oh and there does seem to be a load of desperate single guys just sort of hanging around hoping to fall onto a 'lay' in here. Guys maybe you should think about going out somewhere and trying to find girflfriends, that way you might actually learn something.
Im normally a calm and polite kind of person as many people on here who know me as a single can vouch for.
Your thread has fired me up beyond belief!!!! I will remain calm too even writing this but you wouldn't believe the amount of nasty things i could say in reply.
You don't know me, my life, or what ive been thro to get to this point in my life.
This is the most obtuse reply ive ever seen written on here, it makes me wonder what your feelings are about the rest of the SH community, what your tolerance to difference is and to be honest whether you will be made to feel welcome in the future.
You have alienated me and quite a sizeable amount of fellow members, if that was your intention then well done i applaud you for the way you went about it !
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Quote by steveg_nw
So, if you're a single guy and the pic on your ad shows a cock and two women holding onto it and smiling into the camera then guess what? It's gonna get deleted.
Steve
A picture of two girls holding Thunderbird1, i wish i had 1 for it to be deleted!
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Quote by Libra-Love
The best thing for me about being married (twice) has got to be the two fantasitic divorce lawyers I met along the way
I just stopped liking you libra
the best thing,
all the little things, thats what i miss the most and each couple will have their own.
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Quote by J
chesney hawkes - one and only!
awful singer!
I love that song, happy sexy memories for me lol
"Save all your kisses for me" now that was a bad tune
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven have fun (shit more competition)
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Well hobbsy stick around on the cafe and read the threads and enjoy.
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totally confused (and very tired) is this thread about country and western or an intolerance to TS's?
I hope which ever way you were at least polite in your response.
Im sure that this particular lady would have prefered you to omit her name at least in the quote if you are going to use it in this way.
Have i got the wrong end of the stick? i seem to alot these days.
I hope which ever way you were at least polite in your response.
Im sure that this particular lady would have prefered you to omit her name at least in the quote if you are going to use it in this way.
Have i got the wrong end of the stick? i seem to alot these days.
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Morning SK you will have fun so stick around and read the posts
