The last thing i read was the cooking instructions for something.
The last book i read was the Story of 'O' (again) :twisted:
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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Baywatch theme, "i'll be ready" love that tune, yes sad i know, ahhhh but memories of a saturday afternoon well spent :twisted:
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Not heard of that one before will look it up on Morpheus, anyway i like porn and copious amounts of it :twisted:
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Quote by dambuster
MY HEALTH
And hopefully it will save me asking you not to squeeze me too hard or shake my hand on greeting
Thats me and newt ...... guilty as charged
Here's hoping you continue to have more good than bad days
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Thought this was an A - to - Z
So we have had
Alien sex
Now B I'll start....
Blow Jobs, ...... think that will do, i am a man after all
So we have had
Alien sex
Now B I'll start....
Blow Jobs, ...... think that will do, i am a man after all
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, there are no hard and fast rules from us they come completely from yourself and what your boundaries are. Whatever they maybe im sure you will have lots of fun within them :twisted: and when you are more settled YOU may wish to expand them.Have fun Mids n newt xx
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Don't scare em!
but like he said use the forum, .... and chatroom? :dry:
tell us more about yourself use your common and brains and you will have lots of fun and fit in
but like he said use the forum, .... and chatroom? :dry:
tell us more about yourself use your common and brains and you will have lots of fun and fit in
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Quote by mazandden
Ok i'm talking about the food type, and no, I'm not pregnant, (at least I don't think I am......)
but at the moment I have the biggest craving for some olives!!!
ok, it's hot, finished work early, boredom..... and serious need for olives.....
I worked in spain for a while and had my first olives out there, couldnt get enough of them, since coming home i find the ones over here bad but they are so moreish !!
My cravings change like the weather, best thing to do is give in to them because its your bodies way of telling you that you desperately need something that is in that food group.
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Quote by Freckledbird
Simple answer is - DON'T run around after him! He'll soon realise that in order to egt clean, his clothes need to at least be taken to the laundry basket. Don't iron anything, don't let him eat upstairs. Stick to your guns and he'll come around, I guarantee it!
:thumbup: where's the applause smilie gone when you need it
Or promise to take him swinging if he cleans up his act
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I have to ask Mids but why do you have a sandwich on your todger?
LMFAO
If it was a sandwiche it would be sausage !
Its a box :dry:
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Depends on how turned on i am, or how long its been between shags :dry:
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven have lots of fun in the mad house Orgasminator
I started as a single male, slowly but surely built my reputation and status within SH and other sites and when asked gave other single males guidance and advice.
There will always be more single males looking than any other demographic, yes men are lead by there cock and more often than not don't back that up with brains, and that is their stumbling block.
As a swinging couple newt has chosen not to swing with other men now we are together, we still get approached but a polite no thankyou is all that is required. In all that time only one guy has had to be physically removed from the doorway of a private playroom at chambs because he wouldn't accept no for an answer.
Single males new to this site need guidance from more established single guys, and i publicly thank Marcuso for helping me when i started.
There will always be more single males looking than any other demographic, yes men are lead by there cock and more often than not don't back that up with brains, and that is their stumbling block.
As a swinging couple newt has chosen not to swing with other men now we are together, we still get approached but a polite no thankyou is all that is required. In all that time only one guy has had to be physically removed from the doorway of a private playroom at chambs because he wouldn't accept no for an answer.
Single males new to this site need guidance from more established single guys, and i publicly thank Marcuso for helping me when i started.
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Met loads, shagged loads and now marrying newt whom i met on here (see signature)
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No and considering you've been here such a short time too i think you have far to much free time on your hands
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We've had some poly relationships on here in the past i can recall.
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only on a rare occasion the cringe factor normally makes me stop
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Quote by redangel
I have had 2 fantastic meets from this site, 1 has developed into a regular meet and friendship, the other... well it may do!!!
They were both single guys. I am in regular contact with 3 couples with a view to meeting in the future. I appreciate that couples need a little more confidence in the person they are meeting. I am looking more for long term friendships, maybe some playing thrown in, but thats an added bonus!!!
My question and discussion topic is - do my experiences so far qualify me as a swinger?
Your a member of a swinging site you have regular meets and you have to ask if your a swinger ??
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It has to be personal preference at the end of the day, ive swung with sizes 6 to 20+ and all in between (or does that mean im not fussy 
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there is definately someone on this site for all.
)there is definately someone on this site for all.
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven from Mids and new2trot Orgasminator
These days the interior of cars are very dangerous pre-tension seat belts, air bags, side air bags, side air curtains, seat side airbags all exploding in micro seconds,...... they all make us feel very safe in our little metal boxes. Thats why i drive big cars they can withstand impacts far, far better.
Anyone of these can seriously hurt or KILL a child if not properly restrained, yes this is a fact, i work in the motor industry and stuff like this is circulated.
This is why cars have warning stickers on them best thing is to have children in the back and belted up securely, rear seat belts generally dont have pretensioners and wont smash childrens clavical's or cause internal haemorrhages.
Never have a seat belt across a childs throat always have a booster seat or correctly adjust the seat belt height adjuster on the 'B' or 'C' pillar as they can suffer serious neck injury !
Scary that isn't it !
Anyone of these can seriously hurt or KILL a child if not properly restrained, yes this is a fact, i work in the motor industry and stuff like this is circulated.
This is why cars have warning stickers on them best thing is to have children in the back and belted up securely, rear seat belts generally dont have pretensioners and wont smash childrens clavical's or cause internal haemorrhages.
Never have a seat belt across a childs throat always have a booster seat or correctly adjust the seat belt height adjuster on the 'B' or 'C' pillar as they can suffer serious neck injury !
Scary that isn't it !
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This is easy, use a mac3 but not a new blade, use one that you have blunted on your face it stops you cutting sensitive parts and shave dry never with soap or foam and you will find that you get the very best results this way. You will obviously get some small spots the first few times but thats normal.
Thats how i do it anyway
Thats how i do it anyway
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Quote by new2trot
well I was gonna offer to bring some buckets but then thought, "What if they are used to collect something other than cash....?!!?" eeewwwwww
newt xx
Ive seen that movie too honey bun :twisted:
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Quote by cu3b4ll
OH COME ON! YOU'RE A SWINGER!
Tell the wife and get her friend round PDQ :giggle:
LMFAO !!
You obviously need to discuss this with your wife first, could turn into something very good, If she is unprepared it could turn into something very nasty reminds me of when i shagged my ex wifes best mate..... divorce...solicitors......CSA need i go on ! :shock:
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So this is an event for long stayers then ! if you suffer from P.E. you wont raise much for charity !!
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Tattoos can be sexy and a turn on for me, but not if they are tattooed like the Yakuza (Japanese mafia) and its a design that will stand the test of time. Nothing worse than saying "oh i like your British Bulldog tattoo" only to find out it was a portrait of mum !! :shock:
newt is having one done soon, her choice and one she asked me to design especially for her.
newt is having one done soon, her choice and one she asked me to design especially for her.
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Quote by new2trot
They turn up in the most unlikely places.
I always manage to come across the ones with suicidal tendancies - i.e. leave me alone and I'll leave you alone but no, YOU have run AT me....
AAARGH!
newt xx
death to all creepy-crawlies....
Spiders are cool i have the ones the size of your palm running around this place well they have been feeding off allsorts here for quite a while, these buggers run at you with their front legs up and look like the face hugger from Aliens thats why you dont like them dear. :scared:
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Oh and i forgot to mention, newts little celica, when she was looking for one i was working nights so after 4 hours of kip one day she wakes me up, "there's a celica i want to go and view its only at Nottingham !" (30 miles from us)
Reluctantly because i wanted to go back to sleep i agreed, with 2 conditions, as long as she drove, and i could get my head down in the afternoon to catch up on my sleep.
We get in the car and set off, now i know where Nottingham is so for the first half hour i never look at the directions just go A511, A42, M1 as you would, so as we get closer to Nottingham i pick up the directions and look at them.
Sheer Horror This damned celica is at NEWARK :cry:
Worst is it was a total wreck and thats what newt said to the sales man in the middle of the showroom in a very loud voice !
Reluctantly because i wanted to go back to sleep i agreed, with 2 conditions, as long as she drove, and i could get my head down in the afternoon to catch up on my sleep.
We get in the car and set off, now i know where Nottingham is so for the first half hour i never look at the directions just go A511, A42, M1 as you would, so as we get closer to Nottingham i pick up the directions and look at them.
Sheer Horror This damned celica is at NEWARK :cry:
Worst is it was a total wreck and thats what newt said to the sales man in the middle of the showroom in a very loud voice !
