Midlandsman1970's Forum Posts

20 Jul 2006

Quote by new2trot
the last one (a Frontera) is still sitting under one of the apple trees coz I bought a Celica and can't be arsed to do anything with the 4 X 4. I leave Mids to deal with the cars, I just drive the one I want when I want!
Good luck!
newt xx

Don't i just fecking know it rolleyes

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20 Jul 2006

Our pool is warm enough to swim in and is not liquid ice !!!

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20 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
...but I'll be dammed if I'll let a little thing like crushing agony stop me from getting shagged!

do we do awards for dedication and services to swinging and sex worship

No but for newt putting up with be shagged by me there fucking well should be one lol

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20 Jul 2006

We dont inherit the earth from our fore fathers, we borrow it from our children, the earth is not ours to do with as we please we have it on trust and must hand it over to the next generation in a better condition than when we ourselves received it.
It is our responsibility to teach others how to care for the environment so that we all benefit from it, now im no tree hugger but i am a countryman.
I think you were rite to do it as obviously the message to this prick had not got through in his entire life and this was just the next step in his education. I bet the guy doesnt do it again incase there is an axe-weilding lunatic behind him next time. lol

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20 Jul 2006

For someone to actually speak up on LMU and say they will meet with disabled people is a credit to them worship

This site used to be very open minded and i can remember in the old days disabled people posting in the cafe asking if their disablity would affect their swinging with others, and rightly so all were welcomed into the fold.
I truly hope that the site does not degenerate into able bodied swingers only as obviously WE will no longer be welcome here and nor would we want to be associated with a site that allows bigotry or ridicule of disabled people in any form.
If people are not prepared to meet with swingers who have a disability than that is their CHOICE and that is not the issue.
The issue is expressing that opinion in a demeaning manner to both disabled people and those who have made a choice to swing with them.
Mids.

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17 Jul 2006

You seem worried about the possibility your missus having an affair and you're on a swinging site :dry: does your missus know?
If you havent told her you're probably both doing the same things on the sly, just going about it in different ways. dunno

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17 Jul 2006

:dry: I dont earn enough money to pay for that !!!! lol

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17 Jul 2006

I had a marrage go tits up due to shagging the ex wifes best mate, now as newt said we are getting married and we hope things can only get better and move onwards and upwards from there. biggrin

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17 Jul 2006

I got 2 middle names, one off each grandad. confused

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17 Jul 2006

Mine covers age sex and location A/S/L and i was too drunk to think of anything more catchy when i first signed on lol

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17 Jul 2006

new2trot's computer fan humming confused

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17 Jul 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
This one was a political statement on new ownership LOL

Baby you know i updated mine YOU took the bloody picture ! lol

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14 Jul 2006

Is there a Spearmint Rhino in Edinburgh now then lol
The obvious name would be Pussy Galore (Yes i know its from James Bond)
OR
Brabra Titmus
Shagma O' Leggit
Wilma Havesome
Jode Iscock

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14 Jul 2006

Shagging
Swinging
posting on Swinging Websites
Making BDSM furniture n other stuff :twisted:
shooting
cars
and most importantly spending time with my children (when the ex lets us ffs)

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14 Jul 2006

Well im bumping this up with the hope that we may get more of you swingers interested !

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14 Jul 2006

This has been done several times in the past and the answer is in my signature.
I have a face shot on my add, a full length dressed shot, full length naked shot and a dreaded cock pic !!
Im covering all the bases. wink

(But i cant edit my add anymore !! sad

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5 Jul 2006

Quote by new2trot
it was............. never! :upset:
I know I know, sad innit? BUT the good news is Mids has something to look forward to teaching me.... :twisted:
newt xx

Oh i have it planned now the weather is better :twisted:

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7 Jun 2006

Dammy first to reply where ever alcohol is concern, we would love to see you and HLB there biggrin

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6 Jun 2006

.ONLY 2 DAYS TO GO !
Details being sent out by pm now !
Well we figured we should have an engagement party for all, and those who wont be able to make it to the wedding so here it is
Friday 21st of July in Burton-Upon-Trent :cheers:
All are welcome, however it is a private function in a local venue so the final decision as to guests will be ours.
The venue is open till 3am, if i can get any deals on the drinks then i will post that too. drinkies

There will be others at the venue who are not swingers so nothing to outrageous please.
For those who have been to one of my events before and can guess where we may hold this please keep the venue to yourselves.
If you would like to come and celebrate with us then please add your name below

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4 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
I would love to be able, but as Newt said above - it clashes.

Flying visits are fine, if you are attending anything local later in the evening and would like to pop in then that is ok, as we said please dont cancel plans just for us.

Quote by esantos
hi there is this an open invitation? Perhaps I can be invited? Or is that just being too damn cheeky?

As in the opening post we will only invite guests who we already know, however that doesnt mean to say that you cannot come as someones partner who we do know. That said we aren't running a dating service on this thread biggrin

Quote by foxyandbeasty
We just wanted to wish you all the very best for your special day and hope you have many happy years together.

awww bless you and thanks surprised

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Quote by mollyandchris
We would love to come if you would have us
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :high-smile: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Molly and Chris xxxxxxxxxx

You 2 are very welcome to help us celebrate

Quote by Sarah
Can we have an invite as well please??

Of course you both can, love to see you there :D

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31 May 2006

OH come on, there must be some of our friends on here who would like to come !

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18 May 2006

Watch Out, There's a Midlandsman About.
very apt lol

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13 May 2006

Well after months of brow beating, crying, punching and slaps i couldn't take it anymore, :giveup: colapsed to my knees and thought will this never end? dunno

Then an idea sparked "i know, i'll ask her to marry me that should stop her !!" :thumbup:
and it did, well for half an hour anyway, then it was DATES, DRESSES, BRIDESMAIDS! :doh:
OH BOLLOX ! :crazy:
I couldn't be happier :inlove:
M X X X

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16 Apr 2006

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Midsmale and Newt for pulling together with cheap drinks and our own waiter :!: :shock:
See you all again very soon xxxxx Pebbs n Demon xxxxx

Is Midsmale is seeing my missus now eh, eh, eh?? wink

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16 Apr 2006

A great nite, half price drinks for the social, table service, oh what a downfall !! I hope there are alot of hangovers today going round :twisted:
We stayed till late and New2trot is still worse for wear :crazy: tee hee
Dammie im so sorry about your hand and HLB im sorry for you, for me shaking Dammies hand.
Thanks to Dawn and Ian Mids and NWC xxx
So nice to meet so many local people too, see you all soon no doubt, probably in town shopping lol

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13 Apr 2006

Quote by nikjak
any idea where in burton this munch is bein held yet ??????? :thumbup: :thumbup: :cheers:
nicky n jacky xxxxxxxxxx aka nikjak

No we aint telling lol

If you need a list of hotels pm me now it is Bank Holiday w/e so dont pm me saturday morning !!

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10 Apr 2006

Apologies for my tardiness here ive been offline due to BT muck ups, anyway im back now all be it on dial up so i will get info to you as i can, i have a list of hotels which ive already sent to one, i can provide the list to anyone via pm if you need it.
Anyone who is coming couple or single that myself and New2trot know are welcome to crash at ours on the saturday nite however it will be first come first serve, as room is limited after the move. That is to say we have a spare bed and a sofa going lol. Also we ask if you do want to stay at ours that you arrive after 18:30.
Here's Looking forward to the weekend
Mids & Newt

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31 Mar 2006

Well good news yesterday at the coroners court, i have been completely admonished in aywrong doing regarding my fathers death last year and the coroner voiced his strong opinions as to the waste of police time and resources!!
Newt and i can finally get on with our lives now.
M

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22 Mar 2006

Quote by markz
I thought burton on trent was a mythical place

No, thats just what people tell you that live there and fear you will visit biggrin

not a hope too close to birmingham :roll:
No its just far enough away thankyou :D

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18 Mar 2006

wasnt it Shane who won the X factor last year ?? dunno

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