I've got to do some computer stuff now, so nighty night you lovely people. Have fun on the picket line guys, I'm thinking it might be more fun over the road
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Mike7073
2 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 49
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by Gryphon
Don't worry, mate - the madness will soon overtake you.
You'll find out all about the jacuzzi when the Girlie Free Zone opens tomorrow evening (although I'm a bit worried that there may be trouble ahead on that one... it rather depends whether Sarge or Misschief have the keys at the moment. Maybe there's a spare under the doormat...)
I'm not sure if a Girly Free Zone sounds like a brilliant idea (where are they all going?) but I am firmly putting my faith in the more experienced SH men. I'm sure you guys must know what you're doing
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Quote by Gryphon
Looking at some of the Avatars, I don't think the guys will complain at being stuffed up there. It IS getting mighty crowded though!
I'd better come up for air
<gasps>
<<<Tuts and shakes head wearily...
(go back and read this thread from the start!! )Mike, Mike, Mike... don't do it old son - don't fall for the "Come to me, I'll show ya me tits" approach - we ALL have to stand together!! Someday soon you WON'T be a newbie and then you'll find that they're making even more outrageous offers to the NEW newbies and YOU won't qualify for them!! THEN whatcha gonna do, huh?!
Solidarity NOW is the only answer!!
B-b-b-b-but it's hard! They're luring me with tits and OH, do I love tits.
<Stands in the middle, not sure which way to go>
Um, by the way, what did I qualify for? :shock:
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!
1....... need your inside leg measurments
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved?
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor?
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out!
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
we are waiting! :bounce:
1. 32" (That's a touser size guestimate)
2. Big enough with lots of talent :P
3. My face is.
4. I've had lots of fun doing this while a little pissed
5. No, never, nothing that doesn't altogether entirely not resemble a sense of humour
6. I like all women and experience counts for a lot.
7. Umm, knot shore howe too arnser thiss
8. Is this a question? Not sure about bouncing, but I'll spin around on my swivel chair <wheeeeeeee>
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Quote by DaHamsta
Hmmm, strange.. just a thought here but How did people 'find' the video of Ken Bigleys execution? Was it emailed to them? If so then presumably the person who emailed it to you is known to you and you should extricate the sad fucker from your life pronto.
Or, did you see it on a website and click on the link to start the file playing. Now, if the link said 'fluffy cats playing in the yard' you may be excused, but (and I'm only guessing here), the chances are that whatever site is holding the file is probably telling people what it is 'cos the whole reason the are hosting the video is to get people to their site.
So, how is it that grown up adult people can innocently see an image like that of Ken Bigley's execution?
No, I can't think how either...
I'm a fervent believer in there being NO censorship of the Internet, and i'm assuming that most of the people on this site would totally agree with that sentiment.
What often makes my blood boil is when people go out of their way to find stuff like Bigley's execution then complain about it! You won't find files like that on the BBC's website, or on or MSN... you'd have to go looking for them... and then if you found them you'd HAVE to click on the links...
If you want to see stuff like this then that's your issue, but don't complain about it... otherwise what will happen is you'll add fuel to the debate to censor the 'net and then it won't be long before this and other 'alternative' sites will slowly, one by one, be closed down.
And before i'm criticised for endorsing the posting of the murder i'm not, not at all, my point is that we all know that these things are out there, but fortunately they are well outside the standard sphere of Internet usage.
I apologise if anyone feels i've had a dig at them directly... that's certainly not my intention, and If people wish to debate what's been said i'd be more than happy to listen to their comments.
What a 5 star reply.
I totally agree. People should be allowed to see and find this sort of thing, however sick it is. People should not complain when they click on a 'Ken Bigley gets decapitated video' link and get exactly what was described
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I'm not saying that I want to see that movie (I have seen one of the earlier ones and that was quite enough thankyou), but I think it is a good thing that this material is available on the net.
It can be terribly hard to find any sort of truth that has not been corrupted by a media element to some extent. I find think the internet is a virtual (no pun intended) god send, in that if you WANT to find something, you can. It is also virtually censor free and is primarily public domain.
I do understand that sometimes something can pop-up and show you something you don't want to see, but isn't that the case with TV or even a newspaper?
While I agree there is no comparison, some very prudish people think that swinging is so horribly wrong, it should also be stopped or not be on the internet for 'anyone to stumble across', but we know different.
I think as adult human beings, with a fair amount of common sense about us, we should be able to see whatever we choose to see.
It can be terribly hard to find any sort of truth that has not been corrupted by a media element to some extent. I find think the internet is a virtual (no pun intended) god send, in that if you WANT to find something, you can. It is also virtually censor free and is primarily public domain.
I do understand that sometimes something can pop-up and show you something you don't want to see, but isn't that the case with TV or even a newspaper?
While I agree there is no comparison, some very prudish people think that swinging is so horribly wrong, it should also be stopped or not be on the internet for 'anyone to stumble across', but we know different.
I think as adult human beings, with a fair amount of common sense about us, we should be able to see whatever we choose to see.
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Like that?
Well, the image has to be hosted on a web-site. It can't be an image on your computer.
Once you have found your image, copy the link. The one for above was
Then you need to place IMAGE tags. One at the beginning and one at the end like this {img} {/img}
However, I have had to use the {} brackets instead of the box brackets, or you wouldn't have seen the code, just the image. So use the [] brackets instead
Clear?
No, probably noy
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I think it is suh a subjective thing.
i barely remember my first time, I do remember thinking 'that was nothing I couldn't have done with my hand' and 'That can't be right' so I guess I'd say that it wasn't all that special.
I think the second time is usually better because you know a bit more of what to expect (as the hollywood and TV cliches have been dealt with) and can just enjoy the experience more.
My first (and only) time with a guy was a bit weird as he didn't really put me at ease. I didn't mind that he was older (I really don't care much about that) but that, added to the way he talked made me feel like I was being taken advantage of. I haven't done that again. It's not that I don't want to, but the experience has made me think a bit more.
i barely remember my first time, I do remember thinking 'that was nothing I couldn't have done with my hand' and 'That can't be right' so I guess I'd say that it wasn't all that special.
I think the second time is usually better because you know a bit more of what to expect (as the hollywood and TV cliches have been dealt with) and can just enjoy the experience more.
My first (and only) time with a guy was a bit weird as he didn't really put me at ease. I didn't mind that he was older (I really don't care much about that) but that, added to the way he talked made me feel like I was being taken advantage of. I haven't done that again. It's not that I don't want to, but the experience has made me think a bit more.
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Quote by pinkbubble
Why, why, why not leave us alone to enjoy our sexuality the way we want to, its bad enough that sex is still a huge issue in this country as it is without small minded idiots making it look cheap and dirty!! :!:
I'm guessing it's because those small minded idiots are actually a bit curious themselves and are just a little jealous of the people here having fun with their lives and their bodies.
Blimmin spoilsports :x
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It's all good advice. Thanks to you all, you are a jolly friendly bunch aren't you 
I'll try to do my best to get involved here a bit more, I may even be working at Erotica later on this year, so who knows, I maye get to meet some of you without either of us knowing
EDIT: God, why can't I type properly???????
I'll try to do my best to get involved here a bit more, I may even be working at Erotica later on this year, so who knows, I maye get to meet some of you without either of us knowing
EDIT: God, why can't I type properly???????
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I know I'm a neebie to these boards, but I thought I would ask some advice.
I have been on various swinging sites (uk lifestyles, AFF and others) for well over 5 years now. I'm a nice genuine guy, not bad looking, friendly and non push. Whenever I reply to ads anywhere, I always write a nice long response, never one-liners and I'm always prepared to be patient.
So why have I never had any luck actually meeting people and getting involved?
I know there are a lot of single guys out there, and the women and couples have loads to choose from, but it does get a bit disheartening.
What else should I do to make myself more popular?
I have been on various swinging sites (uk lifestyles, AFF and others) for well over 5 years now. I'm a nice genuine guy, not bad looking, friendly and non push. Whenever I reply to ads anywhere, I always write a nice long response, never one-liners and I'm always prepared to be patient.
So why have I never had any luck actually meeting people and getting involved?
I know there are a lot of single guys out there, and the women and couples have loads to choose from, but it does get a bit disheartening.
What else should I do to make myself more popular?
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