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MikeNorth
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by steve-j
as long as you dont use semtex youll be ok lol

No, that's for a different type of "explosion". :lol:
My immediate impression from googling it is it's one more con for the gullible public to chuck their money away on.
Quote by Max777
The one thing that's guaranteed to put off anyone visiting this forum is posters constantly banging on about how things ain't what they used to be and how the place is going downhill. Can we please change the record?

Ah...that's a good old oldie too. lol
Quote by MrsFC
Hello again to everyone on the site.
I haven't posted for years although I have remained as a lurcher.
So, before I post anything more, I thought it polite to re-introduce myself!!
So here I am again !!
:bounce:
Bell.

Shame on you ! smackbottom :giggle:
Well well ...welcome back! wave
Quote by GnV
Having sung in the choir for a few years the thought of midnight mass doesn`t move me at all ......but I must admit I`ve never heard of the closed door policy mentioned earlier !!
Is that new ?

No flower... has been that way for centuries. You will usually find the Church doors being closed at the commencement of the service in all but Catholic churches.
I've known a number of protestant churches and none of them would ever stop people coming in (or out) any time during a service. If the doors are shut it's usually to keep out the draught, as many churches, especially old churches, are notoriously difficult to keep warm!
Quote by Calista
Welcome back Nola, you have been missed

And she's gone again - Nola is now one of the Last seen: Over 2 Weeks Ago brigade. Hope she's okay and that she's back soon - I'm just getting this thread ready for when she'll need it again. lol
Hope you have a few of those threads prepped Mike?
:wave2::wave2::wave2:
Good to see you back Cali. wave
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Welcome back Nola, you have been missed

And she's gone again - Nola is now one of the Last seen: Over 2 Weeks Ago brigade. Hope she's okay and that she's back soon - I'm just getting this thread ready for when she'll need it again. lol
Perfect reception on those channels here in Yorkshire - no problems at all. Have you tried reinstalling all channels?
Jefferson Airplane: White Rabbit
Arrival: Friends
Tracey Chapman: I Did It All (No video, but great song.)
Ninette: Push A Little Button (Wait for the chilling last line, which doesn't feature in the TV ad!)
Scott Fitzgerald & Yvonne Keeley: If I Had Words (It's incredible how they got away with singing one single verse over and over again!)
Oh wow, congratulations to both of you...
Cocoa, did he by any chance say this?
My heart has made its mind up
And I’m afraid it’s you.
Whatever you’ve got lined up,
My heart has made its mind up
And if you can’t be signed up
This year, next year will do.
My heart has made its mind up
And I’m afraid it’s you.

Should have.....
wink
Quote by Lost
Well today anyway...
Cup a soups with cretins in. .

Yeah, have come across a few of those in my time, but never in a cup-a-soup! I take it you mean croutons...you crouton! lol
Christmas pudding ... with double cream! :P
And yes, another Radio Times here.
Two particular memories stand out for me: my first threesome many years ago, a superb evening when I had to keep pinching myself (figuratively) to make sure this was really happening. And much more recently, when a young female SH member with a day off work turned up at my flat at in the morning.....and not just for a coffee! Ah, would love a replay of each of these scenarios - or several replays!
The term "hardened swingers" seems to be used on here by people to describe others, not something that anyone would want to admit to being themselves. I think of it as being applied to those for whom swinging has become so routine that a great deal of the excitement seems to have gone from it for them, and that they have a sort of "seen it all, done it all" attitude.
Quote by Freckledbird
Clearly there was - he's online now!
Bit of a fib in the profile too 'Again am very new to this.' confused NaughtyPharaoh AKA Omar the wunderhorse/Wunderhorse.

You forgot Dragon d'Ecstacy (sic), that was his nic pre-Wunderhorse.
Quote by abloke6969
Hi,
I am going to meet a black girl for the first time. I have never been with a black woman before.
Have any of you guys been with a black girl before?

Yes, several. Don't think of anything as "different".
Quote by meat2pleaseu
should always look before you leap....
and think before you write....

innocent
(Just filling in for fb)
You forgot: two's.
:whistling:
If you mean is it a sort of code question asking about something sexual, it's not one that I've ever heard of. And if you think she's genuine, just give her a genuine answer and maybe ask her the same question.
I haven't cum through a BJ for about 20 years. Hey, maybe I need a fluffer. wink
Quote by Mal
ah, I see your backing singers have arrived!

Don't you mean backing swingers?
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Quote by davej
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.

But weren't iced gems in various colours? dunno
Good to see you back, davej. wave
Quote by noladreams
Ben Harper - Welcome to the Cruel World

:thumbup: Excellent choice - I've been enjoying "Diamonds on the Inside".
Quote by Funlovers2009
I tend to just put the ipod on shuffle but was listening to Tracey Chapman in the car yesterday. Love her voice, so soulful!

Mmmm, I agree - I've been playing her album "Our Bright Future" over and over again.
Hall & Oates - Abandoned Luncheonette
...a favourite from about (aaaaargh!) 35 years ago.
People staying in hotels invite guests in for all sorts of reasons: visiting friends or relatives, holding business meetings, all sorts of purposes other than for sex. Just walk in as though it's perfectly normal. I agree with others about sorting out with the couple who is paying for the room, that's an entirely separate matter.
Nola, I've always understood that the standard size condom fits all except the unusually large sized "members". But of course they can't be the perfect fit for everyone every time.
Whether we feel it is right or not, employers these days scrutinise their employees "lifestyles" more closely than ever before, so nobody identified publicly as a swinger should feel that they are immune from being sacked, especially if they work with children or young people. It's not that long ago that a young woman who was a youth worker was sacked by the local authority which employed her because her nude pic was published in the "readers' wives" section of a girlie mag.