I would love to come and finally meet some of you at last!
Chardonnay? any chance?
.....don't make me beg!
....oh ok then!
Pleeeeease? :twisted:
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Minx_N_BigDanny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
Bi-curious Female, 55
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I am still here!!!
I haven't been on for a while so I thought I had better show my face (or my face covered by an arse to be literal). I was getting a bit concerned that things had happened while I was away!! Just in case someone bought the site and decided to charge for it or something...
what??
Oh Bollocks!
I haven't been on for a while so I thought I had better show my face (or my face covered by an arse to be literal). I was getting a bit concerned that things had happened while I was away!! Just in case someone bought the site and decided to charge for it or something...
what??
Oh Bollocks!
Glad to hear there are other soul brothers and sisters out there, although I prefer mine a little more Detroit than Manchester!!
Or a bit of Teddy Prendergast, Lamont Dozier, Curtis Mayfield, The Jones Girls, Average White Band etc etc.
While you are on the subject? Anyody here attend the Caister Soul Weekenders? If so, we may well have met before!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Or a bit of Teddy Prendergast, Lamont Dozier, Curtis Mayfield, The Jones Girls, Average White Band etc etc.
While you are on the subject? Anyody here attend the Caister Soul Weekenders? If so, we may well have met before!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I woke up this morning with fecking "Oh Suzannah!" going through my head!..and it is still there!
WTF is that all about?
Oh, and my 3 year old is going to be an Inn keeper in the nativity, so now I have "Little Donkey" going around too!
PS, Pass me the straight jacket when you have finished with it. Ta.
WTF is that all about?
Oh, and my 3 year old is going to be an Inn keeper in the nativity, so now I have "Little Donkey" going around too!
PS, Pass me the straight jacket when you have finished with it. Ta.
I know what you mean lancy!
I am 6 feet 9 inches tall. I used to find it really embarrasing, even from a young age (I was 6ft when I started secondary school ) and sooooo many people came out with the same 4 or 5 jokes. Do you sleep in a growbag?.... do you eat 3 shredded wheat? ....What's the weather like up there?......etc.
Now though, I love being this tall. I get to find anyone I want to in a crowd, people generally remember me when they have met me, and, since I have put on a bit of weight as i got older and no longer looked lanky, I find that ladies quite like it too! lol
Yes, there are still some drawbacks, I still have trouble getting size 15 shoes, clothes are a nightmare to buy and look half way fashionable, and I hit my head constantly on every single doorway/light fittings/bus stops/traffic lights but I am learning to duck now and ebay is helping with the clothing.
I have two sons (their mother is 5'3") and while I would like them to be tall, I am hoping that they will be about 6'3"/6'4".
The only problem I still have is finding women tall enough to allow me to kiss them without slipping a disc!!! :lol:
I am 6 feet 9 inches tall. I used to find it really embarrasing, even from a young age (I was 6ft when I started secondary school
) and sooooo many people came out with the same 4 or 5 jokes. Do you sleep in a growbag?.... do you eat 3 shredded wheat? ....What's the weather like up there?......etc.Now though, I love being this tall. I get to find anyone I want to in a crowd, people generally remember me when they have met me, and, since I have put on a bit of weight as i got older and no longer looked lanky, I find that ladies quite like it too! lol
Yes, there are still some drawbacks, I still have trouble getting size 15 shoes, clothes are a nightmare to buy and look half way fashionable, and I hit my head constantly on every single doorway/light fittings/bus stops/traffic lights but I am learning to duck now and ebay is helping with the clothing.
I have two sons (their mother is 5'3") and while I would like them to be tall, I am hoping that they will be about 6'3"/6'4".
The only problem I still have is finding women tall enough to allow me to kiss them without slipping a disc!!! :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
ah thank you sargeant
your reply answers everything
Lexus boy......I have just looked up the Sarges' answer and it didn't answer what the lottery numbers would be on Saturday...........so it doesn't answer everything
Dave_Notts
15, 22, 26, 31, 33, 48. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Oh ffs Sarge!
I am going to have to do the lottery with those numbers now. You owe me a pound!
Quote by 3someinpreston
Hello!!!
Being students, T was obviously dismayed when she destroyed her Rabbit during regular usage, knowing that it was gonna cost us a princely sum to replace.
So, as a matter of urgency, we need to know is their a place on this planet other than Ann "Our Products, whilst fantastic, are criminally overpriced" Summers for the divine vibrator that is the Rabbit?
We're searching Google and the like but wondering in such a specialised sexual community as this whether somebody has some hidden secrets up their sleeves that we'll probably miss! :S
Thanks!
T & L xxx
An Ex left hers here a while back. I think it is in a box in the garage if you want it!!
Although, on reflection.....would anyone use a second hand rabbit? :shock:
I haven't been to Turnmills for years Tatty, but I think the theme for ladies is going to be the same....wear as little as possible and make sure what you do wear is see-through........and edible.
oh, and some dancing shoes.
Have a look at this link so at least you will know what you are in for
I hope you have a wicked time hun!.....and remember, if you can't be good....get pissed :twisted:
oh, and some dancing shoes.
Have a look at this link so at least you will know what you are in for
I hope you have a wicked time hun!.....and remember, if you can't be good....get pissed :twisted:
Quote by westerross
:laughabove: :giggle: :giggle:
Piss off!!
Sorry mate,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I prefer the knew one. At least the ladies know what they are letting themselves in for...errrrr.....I mean really getting.
I would try to re-create my avatar but I am not sure how I am gonna breathe!
Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
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C'mon Debs! Dont baste us all with the same brush!
I personally love being covered in barbeque sauce and been thrown on top of something hot! :twisted:
I am a hot cock and I demand to be eaten!!!
Well for me:
Aretha! nothing can liven you up lik ethat womans voice!
Tom Jones - Sorry, but he just has a voice that would shake a mountain.
Teddy Prendergast - Put one of his albums on for a long session under the sheets
and Sam Brown - Especially singing "Stop". (perhaps it is because I lost my virginity to that song....shortly followed by "God has a sick sense of humour" by Depeche Mode. )
Aretha! nothing can liven you up lik ethat womans voice!
Tom Jones - Sorry, but he just has a voice that would shake a mountain.
Teddy Prendergast - Put one of his albums on for a long session under the sheets
and Sam Brown - Especially singing "Stop". (perhaps it is because I lost my virginity to that song....shortly followed by "God has a sick sense of humour" by Depeche Mode.
) It's all in the phrasing.
Did she say "You have the smallest cock I have ever seen. Thank God!"
Or "you have the smallest cock I have ever seen. Is it in yet?" ???
Personally, I find those that insist on telling everyone what a big cock they have are lying to cover up a small cock, and that those who say nothing are generally well endowed.
I am not telling you how big I am.
Did she say "You have the smallest cock I have ever seen. Thank God!"
Or "you have the smallest cock I have ever seen. Is it in yet?" ???
Personally, I find those that insist on telling everyone what a big cock they have are lying to cover up a small cock, and that those who say nothing are generally well endowed.
I am not telling you how big I am.
I am an admitted flirt, always have been. I generally find myself mirroring a lot but I am really a master of the double-entendre, just trying to push the boudries a bit to see where they break.
I do have a tip though, when you feel a bot of a spark, reach out and do the knee-touch thingy. If she replies by touching your knee later on in the conversation, you are in with a chance.
if she replies by grabbing your dick, you are alread in. :twisted:
I do have a tip though, when you feel a bot of a spark, reach out and do the knee-touch thingy. If she replies by touching your knee later on in the conversation, you are in with a chance.
if she replies by grabbing your dick, you are alread in. :twisted:
Come on London!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am chuffed in one way because it is great to beat the frogs and will be great for the country, but.....
I wish I had bought a house in Stratford now!!! They are going to sky rocket over the next few years.
Anybody fancy going halves on a buy to let? The cheapest 1 bed flat is going for about £125k.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: I am chuffed in one way because it is great to beat the frogs and will be great for the country, but.....
I wish I had bought a house in Stratford now!!! They are going to sky rocket over the next few years.
Anybody fancy going halves on a buy to let? The cheapest 1 bed flat is going for about £125k.....
