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Misskitty_2008
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 58
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Oxfordshire
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Got slices ready and waiting Lyns... when you coming round to pick them up??? 
ooooo I love Jamacian Ginger cake :lickface: . Send a slice or two my way
Quote by lyns
My other half brought me some Jamaica Ginger cake for me today for my pudding.. he remembered it was my favorite! I feel all warm and fluffly inside now!
ooooo I love Jamacian Ginger cake :lickface: . Send a slice or two my way
HJ .. you don't arf make me larf!!
Quote by HJ
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done... Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me see that bloody map again."
I am grateful for;
1) My sight.. I care for a blind lady, and she makes me realise how lucky I am to be able to see things...
2) My family and friends
3) And last, but by no means least, my other half, who has made such a huge difference to my world....
Shame there isn't four things.. would put SH then!!
1) My sight.. I care for a blind lady, and she makes me realise how lucky I am to be able to see things...
2) My family and friends
3) And last, but by no means least, my other half, who has made such a huge difference to my world....
Shame there isn't four things.. would put SH then!!
Hi, if you want to include what someone has already said, click on quote which is top right of the post, then either write underneath what you want to say, or what I do is put the curser to the beginning of the post, hit return a couple of times, then go back up to the top, and write what you want. If you want to send them a personal message, click on PM underneath the profile picture.
Hope this helps!!
Hope this helps!!
:red: I must admit I watched Hider in the house this morning...
Oooh miss K I love murder she wrote, but i'm watching In the night Garden instead, thats what having kids does for you
Quote by lyns
Ive made lunch for the next three days.. done a plle of ironing like Lyns, sent ten emails.. watched Murder She Wrote..
Me bored...???
Too right!!!!
Oooh miss K I love murder she wrote, but i'm watching In the night Garden instead, thats what having kids does for you
No I'm not hun, I live in Oxford, and its the same with tourists as it is with people who live here. And can usually tell the difference between a tourist in London and someone who lives there... We're off to London tomorrow, and I am looking forward to going, but not to getting injured .....
i have the opposite opinion am afraid misskitty are you sure not mistaking tourist for londoners?
Quote by Phuckers
I was born in Yorkshire, and moved to the south when I was 13. I have popped up periodically, and was up there lots three years ago when my brother was terminally ill from cancer.
The difference is astounding.. you smile at people up north, and they smile back. In Oxford and London they look at you like you have a mental illness... a couple of weeks ago when my other half and I went to London, we went on the underground, and a lady was struggling with a pram and kids. We carried the pram down the steps for her, and waited at the bottom. The look on her face told me that she thought we were going to nick her pram. When she said thank you, we said "no problem.. we don't live here so we're friendly"! she giggled then and nodded!
Even though the economy is really bad in the North, I think I would rather live on beans on toast and be happy, than move down south and get ignored. I lost my temper last week when six people in a row walked straight into me.. I wacked the last one with my backpack...
Whereas last time I went up north, I got bumped into a couple of times, and both people asked if I was ok... don't get that down here...
I am not going to get involved with the polish debate as I have had nothing but good workers in my house, and they did charge the going rate for a job well done.
i have the opposite opinion am afraid misskitty are you sure not mistaking tourist for londoners?
I was born in Yorkshire, and moved to the south when I was 13. I have popped up periodically, and was up there lots three years ago when my brother was terminally ill from cancer.
The difference is astounding.. you smile at people up north, and they smile back. In Oxford and London they look at you like you have a mental illness... a couple of weeks ago when my other half and I went to London, we went on the underground, and a lady was struggling with a pram and kids. We carried the pram down the steps for her, and waited at the bottom. The look on her face told me that she thought we were going to nick her pram. When she said thank you, we said "no problem.. we don't live here so we're friendly"! she giggled then and nodded!
Even though the economy is really bad in the North, I think I would rather live on beans on toast and be happy, than move down south and get ignored. I lost my temper last week when six people in a row walked straight into me.. I wacked the last one with my backpack...
Whereas last time I went up north, I got bumped into a couple of times, and both people asked if I was ok... don't get that down here...
I am not going to get involved with the polish debate as I have had nothing but good workers in my house, and they did charge the going rate for a job well done.
The difference is astounding.. you smile at people up north, and they smile back. In Oxford and London they look at you like you have a mental illness... a couple of weeks ago when my other half and I went to London, we went on the underground, and a lady was struggling with a pram and kids. We carried the pram down the steps for her, and waited at the bottom. The look on her face told me that she thought we were going to nick her pram. When she said thank you, we said "no problem.. we don't live here so we're friendly"! she giggled then and nodded!
Even though the economy is really bad in the North, I think I would rather live on beans on toast and be happy, than move down south and get ignored. I lost my temper last week when six people in a row walked straight into me.. I wacked the last one with my backpack...
Whereas last time I went up north, I got bumped into a couple of times, and both people asked if I was ok... don't get that down here...
I am not going to get involved with the polish debate as I have had nothing but good workers in my house, and they did charge the going rate for a job well done.
That's lovely Winchwench!! Facebook is a wonderful thing... A young chap I saw when I was 12 has just found me on Facebook too.. he's now married and a born again christian... It's nice to catch up with people!
Quote by winchwench
I was 15, on my first date with my first boyfriend. Walking with him to his place, he pulled me into an "alcovey" thing in the wall, and kissed me. He was about 6 months younger than me.........and he's just found me on facebook.
Can you remember how old you were when you had your first, or what you thought was your first romantic kiss?
I was 9, and was stood at my front gate when I lived in Yorkshire... I still remember it to this day! I can remember him tasting of orange sqaush...
It still makes me smile! Would you share your first memories? Go on...
I was 9, and was stood at my front gate when I lived in Yorkshire... I still remember it to this day! I can remember him tasting of orange sqaush...
It still makes me smile! Would you share your first memories? Go on...
At a recent social we met all sorts of people. Met some really nice single men.. there was a couple of ahem dodgy sorts but the rest was fine.
You will get this in any walk of life hun, and shouldn't tar all with the same brush.
Had a quick peek at your profile earlier... like others have said, there really isn't much on there saying what you want.. anyway hope you find what you're looking for!
You will get this in any walk of life hun, and shouldn't tar all with the same brush.
Had a quick peek at your profile earlier... like others have said, there really isn't much on there saying what you want.. anyway hope you find what you're looking for!
