Not surprised. The average narrowboat bed is 4ft wide! And a whole narrowboat's about as wide as the average king-sized bed. Not conducive to group romping, I suspect. Not unless you like porthole-marks and bruises on your body parts. And smirks or snarls from the neighbours next morning. However, boats do have access to all sorts of remote bits of countryside, don't they? ... (starts thinking interestingly of fields.... in summer, mind!)
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Mmmaybe
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Not surprised. The average narrowboat bed is 4ft wide! And a whole narrowboat's about as wide as the average king-sized bed. Not conducive to group romping, I suspect. Not unless you like porthole-marks and bruises on your body parts. And smirks or snarls from the neighbours next morning. However, boats do have access to all sorts of remote bits of countryside, don't they? ... (starts thinking interestingly of fields.... in summer, mind!)
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I've discovered another member on here that has a bit of a stationary festish - she just won't admit it!!!
I confess, I confess to being a third one! Mmmmmmm.... fresh paper! And little packets of things that would be ever so useful if ever you could find them under the piles of new acquisitions....
And I do have a penchant for old crumbly industrial architecture too - but I don't tend to acquire that, except on camera.
Duvet-rollers are evil and should be banished to the spare room once they've served their purpose. The spare room is also where the alarm clock is kept so they can wake up early and have breakfast ready.
However, I don't see what all the fuss is about cold feet/bums in bed ... oi! stop screaming, there!
However, I don't see what all the fuss is about cold feet/bums in bed ... oi! stop screaming, there!
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Going to try and give up smoking here too :eeek: I do have that Alan Carr book on how to give up smoking somewhere, might try that!
Will need another vice to replace it though of course :grin:
Alan Carr is king! He's annoying as hell to read but I haven't wanted a ciggie in over 8 years now. Had to find something else to do with my mouth and hands - tough life...
Revolutions for 2009 - I'd say give up procrastinating all those things I have to do, but I'm not sure I'd get round to it. So I won't!
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as a admirer of the full bodyd female I wonder if this myth is out there that the average male loves big tits ?????????? most females dont like them if they own them ...myself I love em bigger the better and the bigger woman xxxxxx but ok guys what about your opinion......big tits or what ?
steve xx
That either makes me not most females or you're talking rubbish! :mrgreen:
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Exactly what I was thinking! :thumbup:
But then we ain't ordinary women are we DG?!
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Well said!
I'm very fond of my assets (though they're not a patch on noladreams').
Nope, can't be doing with it. I see them as 'boys toys' - impressive-looking and with an impressive list of features. Whereas I just want something straightforward to get on with the job!
I do own one though. It was sent as a birthday present by a friend - wrapped only in thin giftwrapping paper, delivered to my communal mailbox. The elderly and rather seedy neighbour who distributes the post handed it to me with a smirk and a "think you've got you a package here, darlin'!" - there were a good few other guys in the post room who were most amused. Bang went MY 'nice girl' image! If my friend had sent it to my office address, as she'd thought of doing (rabbits don't go through letter boxes easily), she'd be dead now!
I do own one though. It was sent as a birthday present by a friend - wrapped only in thin giftwrapping paper, delivered to my communal mailbox. The elderly and rather seedy neighbour who distributes the post handed it to me with a smirk and a "think you've got you a package here, darlin'!" - there were a good few other guys in the post room who were most amused. Bang went MY 'nice girl' image! If my friend had sent it to my office address, as she'd thought of doing (rabbits don't go through letter boxes easily), she'd be dead now!
I thought the concept of Depo was great until my sister had it and ballooned by several stone in a matter of months. As well as having her moods go haywire. Worse was, even though she realised it was happening, she could't undo the shot. At least with other methods you can stop them if they're not agreeing with you!
Chocolate and lots of sympathy's all I can offer
Chocolate and lots of sympathy's all I can offer
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I shut down the profile when it says pics on request, sorry but why should i give my email address out, so then you just get loads of unwanted emails, cos they now no it
Disposable email addresses delivered via your / account are good for if you do want to give out your address and then subsequently decide you wish you hadn't (good for when doing internet shopping or for mailing lists too - if/when it starts getting spammed you just kill it but keep your main address)
Married/with someone. Txtspk. Cockshots in first message (however technically impressive it is, I'm interested in your other head first!). Excessive body hair. Bad wallpaper in the background. Ads of less than 3 lines.
Am still new enough to be amused by some of the really cringingly cheesy attempts at being witty and original - though from reading the posts above it doesn't look like I've heard the half of it yet...!
Am still new enough to be amused by some of the really cringingly cheesy attempts at being witty and original - though from reading the posts above it doesn't look like I've heard the half of it yet...!
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I don't live without emergency chocolate and emergency ciggies!
Tried that - but there were so many emergencies. So now chocolate has to be consumed off the premises!!
Making flapjacks is the other desperation alternatives - oats, butter, sugar - and if you're *really* desperate you don't even have to waste time cooking it... I now have to keep sugar rations low too while it's cold and dark.
Leave the advent calendar for little people who don't yet know what chocolate *should* taste like.
Hmmm, tricky one. My mother was in pretty much the same position as the one being discussed. She wasn't happy with what I got up to and made that very clear but took the view that she'd rather I was safe and was equipped with knowledge to make my own decisions - so took me down to Brook and everything, which her friends thought was crazy. Looking back I'm a bit horrified at how young I was and wish she'd been stricter with me in many ways (a teenager needs to push their limits - and wants to find there are some!). But then I think of friends who were too scared to discuss things with their parents and ended up having unprotected sex, getting pregnant, getting nasties...
And, happily, that sweet innocent 'older man' I corrupted so many years ago is still a close friend and barely older than me now!
And, happily, that sweet innocent 'older man' I corrupted so many years ago is still a close friend and barely older than me now!
