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Mmmaybe
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Quote by Mrsgoggins
Sometimes I just can't. Can be having a great time and really enjoying the sensations but I just cannot orgasm.
Dunno why, but the minute I think about it then that doesn't help.

I sooo know where you're coming from confused
It doesn't happen too often thank God. I know sometimes having had too much alcohol doesn't help (but not always).
Yup. The moment my brain starts concentrating on it too much, my body gets all petulant and feels pressured and sets out to spitefully deny me what I want most. Which makes me focus on it more, which makes it all the more unlikely. I have to be very relaxed, have many dirty thoughts and then just sneak up on myself ...
Solution - arrange for HH to come fix it for you and work out some sort of trade in kind...?
Did someone who was on your friends list remove their profile? That's what seemed to have left me with my 'imaginary friend'.
I don't have, or plan to have, kids but I know I absolutely don't want to know any details of my parents' sex life - because I've occasionally had to hear more then I wanted, I know that if I was a parent I'd be careful to keep the details of my private life private. Having said that they both brought me up to be very openminded and I appreciate that - I'm all in favour of discussing types of behaviour in general terms and getting kids to learn that many diferent things are acceptable. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to know my parents had 'swung' in the past, but there's absolutely no way I want graphic images put in my mind by being told so for sure!!!
End of waffle
I don't have to be doing anything else at all!! Till tomorrow at least, when I've recovered from this lot of assignments and must get on with the next lot. So for once I don't have to feel guilty...Hurrah!
I have consulted and it seems to be breasts and 'dirty eyes'
My bottom is never going out in public again after being put to shame by all the deliciousness in the threads on here!
I'm with Neil & co on this. When I first came here I thought I was a swinging newbie. But I've realised that really, even though I haven't yet met anyone via this site, I've been a swinger for ever - just never had a label for it. As I interpret it it's a state of mind that sex can be whatever people want it to be, not shoehorned into a certain society-dictated box. It's so refreshing to finally discover kindred spirits who don't look down on a woman for enjoying sex as pure recreation as well as, in the right circumstances, something more emotional/intimate.
You can never spend 'too long' in a bath. Unless you run out of hot water. About two to four hours and most of a novel is optimum.
Isn't the whole point of forums that you can have a fabulous social life every night of the week without having to shave your legs, remove the fluffy bedsocks or spend dosh on taxis?
Or am I missing something?
Many things - can be very inventive in an emergency or when not wanting to take toys on planes for fear of embarrassing moments at customs. But the one I remember fondly was a carrot, because next morning I realised it was my last one and it had to be peeled and sliced and put in my lunchbox. When a colleague asked if they could have a few carrot sticks later as I was lunching, it was very VERY hard to keep a straight face as he helped himself..!
Quote by janemcc
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shaved heads for me too....couple that with tattoos and a mischieveous twinkle in the eyes and im putty....sillyhwoar:

When you find him can we share ?? lol
mmmmmm.... shareseys too?
OK, this thread has distracted me. I was sitting in a seminar today, trying to concentrate on Very Dull Words, and ended up gazing about the room at various shaven heads and pondering ...
Sure I can't have some points for just looking at the bum and weekly challenge pics and having dirty thoughts? Pleeeeeeese?
Finally gave all my bike gear away this summer after 20 years of riding and many overland adventures in foreign parts - it was an emotional moment.
If I could afford to have a nice old bike tucked away just for those three days a year when it's not too hot, not too cold, not wet, then that'd be different. I think that swapping temperamental motorbikes for a Corsa is what they call 'growing up' - roll on mid-life crisis!
Until they can guarantee them to be bath-proof I'm sticking to paperbacks which can survive getting their corners soggy occasionally!
I like the idea of them for travelling though. And if you could do the electronic equivalent of scribbling in the margins of e-textbooks(something I can't bring myself to do with a real book) or sticking virtual post-its on them with notes, even better.
If it's starting to go anyway, shave it off, definitely! A nice head well shaved is yummy.
Down below, shaved can be a bit prickly the morning after - like shagging velcro. Oww!! Looks a bit peculiar I think too - much prefer neat trimming.
Hairy backs - well, nuff said.
Now I'm starting to reminisce about a guy I was seeing briefly who had complete alopecia - lovely bod and not so much of a hint of hair anywhere on it from top to toe. Mmmmmmmm...... fabulous!
Quote by M8-Me
.... but be aware, anything you wish for, your ex wife will have doubled...
For your third wish Andy?
Me " I WOULD LIKE A MILD HEART ATTACK PLEASE!!!!!"
lol :lol: :lol: redface

And lo, the ex-wife had a heart attack twice as mild... Damn!
And there I was thinking from the title that this was something to do with the current Big Freeze...
Haven't got a telly - no idea!
Richard O'Brien. Had to google just now to double check the name - oooh, those cheekbones!
Phew! On first count I thought I wasn't even into double figures, so I recounted more generously and just made it. Certainly not going to be getting out of double figures this month though. Must make plans for February...
I think you can even do evening courses now! Or there's a book called 'the flirt coach' by Peta somebody which is a good read - it's basic NLP so good for all communication stuff in all situations, not just flirting
I don't dance. Like to watch, chat, generally enjoy being sociable as long as I can hear people. But never dance. The one guaranteed way to ruin my evening and make me very grumpy is to try to drag me up to the dancefloor and I often avoid events where I feel that might happen - or spend the evening being stressed about avoiding the dragger-uppers. I'm relieved to see there are other wallflowers about!
Quote by earthchild
cheese about 5 different types
home made sweet chilli jam and chutney
philladelphia
butter
salad
tomatoes
baking potatoes
baby boil potatoes
red onions
white onions
carrotts
celery
baby tomatoes
fresh ginger
fresh corriander
garlic
peanut butter
jam
mayonnaise
muller rice
greek yoghurt
creme fraiche
cottage cheese with pineapple
harrissa paste
milk
strawberry krusha
jar olives
fresh orange juice
think thats if from memory
oh 1 can of john smiths for when my visitor calls next :twisted:

I wanna go live with earthchild!!!
How can you have chocolate *just lying around*??? Either you have chocolate in your possession, or you don't have chocolate any more, surely? You can't keep it in limbo...
European trains much cheaper, though not as luxurious. Get six in a sleeper compartment tho..
Oh, hang on, didn't the pund just become worth equal to a turkish lira or something? Never mind. Book the Caledonian express thingummy and tell us all about it.
Can I come? Should be brave enough to venture to my first munch by then. Any offers to hold my hand so's I'm not too scared all on my own?
Warning: do not watch while eating or drinking if you value your computer. Brilliant