Chillax!! What a great word! I'll remember that one.
I work at home most of the time, so every day's a work day - boooooo
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Mmmaybe
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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Lots of things today!
1. SNOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some! Ok it may not last but took the kids out this evening and they were telling me to calm down and behave... Snow angels all over the park! It was great, loads of people in there having an absolute ball!
- We got a new puppy and I am so happy to report they are absolutely nuts. Just what I need.
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Did the family get the puppy to train Papa, or just to give him company? Have visions of Mr R bounding gleefully in the snow under the baleful gaze of a small Andrex doggy and several children doing the rolly-eyes thingy and feeling outdone...
1. SNOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some! Ok it may not last but took the kids out this evening and they were telling me to calm down and behave... Snow angels all over the park! It was great, loads of people in there having an absolute ball!
- We got a new puppy and I am so happy to report they are absolutely nuts. Just what I need.
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Did the family get the puppy to train Papa, or just to give him company? Have visions of Mr R bounding gleefully in the snow under the baleful gaze of a small Andrex doggy and several children doing the rolly-eyes thingy and feeling outdone...
:kiss:Quote by Mrsgoggins
Behind the recycling bins at our (then) local supermarket. It was our wedding anniversary (no excuse I know) and I think our second son was conceived there
. We haven't told him this and we didn't name him accordingly but he was born 9 months later :shock:
Who says romance is dead eh?! And how is young Spar getting along nowadays?
There was a memorable holiday in Paris many years ago when nooks and crannies and balconies of most major monuments were made surreptitious use of. But those were the days when I wore skirts!
Just now had a call from my bank to say someone has dropped them off an envelope containing my debit card which they found on a shop floor. I must've dropped it last Saturday but only noticed yesterday when I went to use it and have been calling shops and frantically tidying at home, hoping I wouldn't have to cancel it and go through all the palaver of getting a replacement.
Now all smily and happy with the world - and I hope the hander-inner has left their details so they can get a big thankyou.
:D :D
Several times in the past I've had my possessions rescued and returned by kindly strangers. And I've done, and would do the same.
Now all smily and happy with the world - and I hope the hander-inner has left their details so they can get a big thankyou.
:D :D Several times in the past I've had my possessions rescued and returned by kindly strangers. And I've done, and would do the same.
A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The Therapist asks, 'What can I do for you?
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The Therapist raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the Therapist says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the Therapist then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the therapist says, ' Pardon me, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93.
The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from Bupa.'.....................
Just a thought!
The Therapist asks, 'What can I do for you?
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The Therapist raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is
asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the Therapist says,
'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the Therapist then leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the therapist says, ' Pardon me, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93.
The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from Bupa.'.....................
Just a thought!
I haven't and I don't think I would, but it sometimes does take a bit of ego-stroking and careful explanation of how just because I don't come doesn't mean I'm not enjoying it - to avoid the determined 'ministrations' Nola mentions AND avoid hurting anyone's feelings (as I suppose I might feel a bit inadequate too if I failed to make a bloke come).
Sometimes it would be easier to just fake it and keep em happy - but sod it, I'm stubbornly honest!!
Sometimes it would be easier to just fake it and keep em happy - but sod it, I'm stubbornly honest!!
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When was it, where were you, how did you do it, and more importantly, what were you thinking about to achieve that mindblowing orgasm :rascal:
hwoar: :wanker:
Hang on I'm in the middle. I'm here. How? - with some difficulty now I'm typing as well. I'm thinking about me spelling........
Damn!!!!
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Don't try and multi-task!
I think 'not older than either of my parents and not young enough to be my child' feels reasonable for me - that's personal preference. So is 'no married/attached men playing away.' I don't think stating those preferences in response to a mesage is rude, as long as put politely. If someone has put preferences on their profile though and someone is pushy about challenging those, then a stroppy reply is quite acceptable!
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Just to clarify... its very easy to do it on my own... no problems there. :rascal: Just sometimes when I'm with someone else, especially someone new, it can take forever and occasionally not at all. :cry:
For me it's the thrill of the new that often does it... But if someone's trying to hard to please me, and I feel I have to 'deliver' an orgasm to please them and make them feel good, and then it's game off.
Alone with my thoughts I can be wherever I want to be with no pressure at all, so .... oh dear, must off for a wee lie down...
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For all those that have posted about being mortified if their parents knew. Have you ever considered that they may be swingers or wife swapers from a few years ago and have kept it all secret from you??? how scary is that
But I don't want to envisage either of my parents 'in action' and neither would I want them to be able to envisage me!
There must be tales around of someone bumping into a parent at a club ... Thank god mine live on the other side of the world - and I don't go to clubs!
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Nora Batties Tights
That just put me right off reminiscing about a leisurely bath earlier... How many times do I have to do this to keep up in the points challenge? I refuse to go posh!
Sowwy mmmaybe. how can I make it up to you?
Well, there are 8 days left in Jan and about 6048 points needed to catch up with Splendid, so.... nope, not possible in the remaining time - could be fatal. I give up. Roll on February!
