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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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A couple of links:
The immigration advice service is a charity that offers advice.
... and the Govt page about visas for partners is here.
I know a couple who did this the other way round (they moved to the US) bu they looked into living here too - I'm trying to get hold of them now...
You might get an extension to the visa while the appeal is being considered?
Another avenue is that if a buiness delares that Reese has skill they need that no British person can provide, and they hire him, then that counts very strongly in favour of a visa application.
My geography is terrible, so I'm not sure which are close to you, but Swinging Heaven has a Swingers Clubs and Parties review page, which might help you find the sort of thing you are after wink ... unless of course you do actually mean a nice sauna! :shock:
Ryvita isn't that bad, but cheese is the enemy! How about replacing it with bovril (or marmite if you are a disgusting perve who likes it)?
I've been vaguely following the Slimming World diet, which allows unlimited amounts of certain foods, such as melon, pasta and baked beans. The reasoning behind this is that if you always feel hungry, your body hangs on to as much of it's reserves as it can, causing the plateau effect, so feeling hungry but consuming no calories is actually worse for your diet than being full of something that your body can extract some (but not many) calories from.
This is quite old. Here is a List of all the words the virtual bartender knows (some have now been removed)
I hesitate to post in a controvertial thread that's not related to swinging, but this is the biggest waste of taxpayers money to happen in East London since the millennium dome.
£112 million wasted on an highly speculative bid that we are likely to lose, for an event that would probably have happened anyway just 2 hours away in Paris if we hadn't split the European vote.
London desperately needs money spent on improving it's transport system, yet Ken Livingston is promising £100 of taxpayers money for each and every person in London will be wasted cramming the place with tourists for a few weeks and building a load of facilities that will only be used once, not to mention tearing down half of East London in the process.
The whole thing makes me sick.
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It's taken me long enough to work out how to post images on here and now you want me to blr your face :doh:

Part of my day job involves retouching photos, so if anyone wants me to do this bit for them, just PM me!
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anyway... I think I have more more pictures of your naked ass lol ... do you want me to blur that as well :rascal:

A long exposure time should take care of that for you wink
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There was no mistaking what we heard wink :rascal:

A very loud whooshing sound, if I recall correctly!
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Once I get the pictures sorted I will let you all have your pictures

That reminds me... I'm also happy for pictures with me in to be posted, provided my face is blurred out.
Upon discovering 2 attractive half naked women unexpectedly appearing in his bed:
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“Get the fuck of my bed!”

Are you sure you're cut out to be on a swinging site? wink
Finally back home after a 600 mile round trip! Before I fall aleep for at least the next 24 hours, I'd like to say thanks to Blue and Satin for hosting the debauchery, and to everyone who turned up for getting into the spirit of things in such a big way - I never thought I'd feel so relaxed about not knowing who was behind me with a big leather paddle!
As for what went on, all I can really say without scandalising the more delicate readers is that the ham sandwiches and cheese/pinapple cocktail sticks were lovely! (Oh, and a huge :rude: to marmalaid for making things deflate in a spectacular at a crucial moment, I came down to earth with quite a bump!)
It's going to take me weeks to get this grin off my face biggrin
and now with added smileys!
pink redface
wink wink
wank :wanker:
wand :wanker:
hand :wanker:
hard :wanker:
Hmm, maybe there IS too much porn on the net?
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are you always this sarcastic?

Yes
False modesty if you ask me. She's often far more sarcastic than this biggrin
I think it's important to remember that this isn't about putting nice numbers on graphs, it's about getting healthy.
I suggest you set your scales to be as accurate as you can make them, because this will be useful in calculating your Body Mass Index , which should tell you if you are overweight or not.
If this makes your graph wobbly, so what? It's not about a graph, it's about getting to your target weight and being healthier.
I was just thinking of putting some appropriate music in the car for the long drive...
"Master and Servant" - Depeche Mode
"I'm a Slave for you" - Britney Spears
"Tied Up" - LFO
"Vicious Games" - Yello
"Slave to the Rhythm" - Grace Jones
"Something to Do" - Depeche Mode
"Submission" - The Sex Pistols
"S + M = Y" - Intermix
"Spank Spank" - Phuture
any more suggestions?
It's probably worth mentioing the NHS Direct phone number, just in case someone in desperate circumstances finds this thread when searching for help"
Call the NHS Direct on 0845 4647
I've been told I look like Andrew Eldritch (from the Sisters of Mercy)

Mind you, he's always got shades on, so how can people tell?
To the tune of "Purple Rain" by Prince...
I never meant 2 cause you any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause you any pain
I only wanted
wanted one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u filling up the purple bar.
Purple bar
purple bar
Purple bar
purple bar
purple bar
purple bar.
I only wanted 2 see u baby fiill up the purple bar
I never wanted to be your weekend lover
I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
hey.
Baby
I could never steal u from another forum
It's such a shame our thread had 2 end.
Purple bar
purple bar
. . .
I only wanted 2 see u underneath a purple bar
Honey
I know
I know
I know times r changin'.
It's time we all reach out 4 somethin' new
that means u 2.
U say u want a new thread
but u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it and let me guide u 2 the purple bar.
Purple bar
purple bar
purple bar
purple bat
Whew ! If u know what I'm singin' about help me and
Come on raise your hand
purple bar
purple bar
I only want 2 see u
only want 2 see u fill the purple bar
no I'm not annoyed that I got to 1000 without anyone noticing! GRRRRRR!!!!!
PMs sit the your Outbox until the other person reads them, this means you can still edit (or even delete) them before the damage is done. This is why sometimes you will get the 'you have a PM' message and there isn't one there by the time to go to read it.
When the other person reads the PM, it goes over to your Sentbox.
I keep looking at the thread title "Discover your dark side in 4 days!!!!" and thinking of Frank'n'Furter singing "In just 14 days.... I can make you a maaaaaaaaan!!!!" lol
Keeping steadly downwards with a 2lb loss this week... only 2lbs from my target, but I'm not happy with the size of my belly, so I'll revise that downwards a bit when I get there.
This is known as a googlebomb and can be accomplished by any reasonably large group of people wth websites.
Google factors in other sites linking towards the ones it lists when making their ranking, so if lots of sites have a link for fuckwit like that one, the site scores highly on a search for the word fuckwit.
Other notable ones include
"More evil than satan" which used to return
"Weapons of Mass Destruction" which used to go here
"litigious bastards" pointing to SCO (Linux geeks will understand)
That is really scary, I was out by 10 years a lot of the time.
How easy it seemed when I was 14, all the 13 year olds were beneath contempt, and the 15s scary, and you could tell instantly which were which.