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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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This sounds like a router config problem to me, often router manufacturers seem to be unsure what to call their products and sometimes call them Hubs, and sometimes even 'ADSL Modems'.
Whatever this is called, it's the box that is between the phone socket and the computer. Try reinstalling the software that came with this box, and doing whatever the instructions say you need to do to tell it to talk to your ADSL provider - which is what it currently seems not to be doing.
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i just need to find him a cheap collar now confused

Try your local pet shop!
Seriously... ones that fit rotweilers and alsatians are the right size for humans, and they are a lot cheaper than idenical ones at a bondage shop.
Wee the least we could do is answer his question!
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Hey Wots Goin Dwn

It's a slang term for performing oral sex. Anything else you'd like to know?
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... is this possible?
99. While scuba-diving. or this?

Yes. It does require you to be in extremely warm water where you don't need wetsuits, and only have a BCD and fins ontop of your swimming costume. You'd be risking entanglement, disorientation, using up a lot of air very quickly, and keeping buoancy neutral the whole time to stick to your dive plan is going to be very distracting. If you want the cheat's way of bringing new meanings to the term 'dive buddy' you should either do it standing up somewhere tht gets you at the right depth to snorkel easily, or use the sharing a mouthpiece technique to give a blowjob to a swimmer who is standing up in fairly shallow water, which I've seen done!
It's an abbreviation for "I need time to think of a convincing reason why I appear to be actually 5ft3, chubby, bald and over 50 rather than 6ft slim, blonde and 30 like I said when we started chatting."
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...as erotic as tiddlywinks

LMAO ...... urm ... ok ... loon

You mean to say you've never been down on your hands and knees, big tiddler in hand, and felt that urgent desire to get it into the hole, to score, to get that final triumphant release?
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Can ayone tell us why we havent been able to use msn or messenger since we started using mozilla? Pleeeeese???

What exactly are the symptoms - do you get any error messages?
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ok this is be beinbg think but where do i get this mozilla? how do i use it and will it balls up everything else i have on my pc?
help please people

It won't balls everything up lol
It works a lot like Internet Explorer, but it's better at blocking op-ups, does a few extra nice things that IE doesn't, and is much more secure.
The first thing you need to do is decide if you want Mozilla, which does everything Internet Explorer and Outlook Express does, plus a lot more, or if you just want the Internet Explorer replacement bit, which is called Firefox.
You can get Firefox here - just click the English (british) Windows link on that page. Mozilla is here , just click the Windows, English link in the Download Now box top right.
All programs are free!
As if my magic, the sitekeeper appeared. Mr Benn had enjoyed his time as a Tosser, and decided to take a dirty PM home as a souvenir to 52 Festive Road.
I'm quite surprised that SH doesn't have either a Newbies forum, alongside the Cafe, LMU and dogging ones, or a very promient FAQ.
This would clear up all the 'what's a munch?', 'vanishing pms', etc threads, and put them where new people could see them, stickied in their own forum. Anyone wanting to 'mentor' could dip into the newies forum and post to their heart's content.
Another East Londoner here... there is the Rios meet now and then, there are London munches, and the Essex Munch is practically in London, but I think there is room for a mini-munch or two to fill the time!
Don't worry, it's safe - it was written by one ot the forum regulars. If you really don't want to download anything I'll do the resizing for you if you like - it only takes a mo!
You do know the Zen is the same size as the iPod mini (which also comes in a range of colours) don't you?
...not that I'm a rabid Apple fan or anything....
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Excellent Action shot of Marms there Mr D.

Doesn't he look different with his clothes on?
Thom Yorke says he wrote "Creep" smile
From songfacts :
"Yorke wrote this in 1987 while he was a student at Exeter University in England. He first recorded it acoustic."
The iTunes store has the biggest selection of legal music, and the iTunes software that goes with it is free and will rip your CDs to mp3, it works best if you are using one of Apple's iPods to play the music on too.
I was supposed to be a meterologist... ho hum!
Stephen Fry filled out his form for the schools career officer, and wrote in the 'what job would you most like to do' box: School Careers Officer
He later found out that the careers officer had written in the margin next to this 'comedian eh?', and takes great pleasure in the fact that he is probably the only person eve to take the careers officer's advice.
This does sound like either the power supply or motherboard to me. If it's the power supply, then it's a relatively simple swap.. provided that it's not one of the brands that has a funny shaped or built-in power supply to force you to buy from them and them only. If it;s the motherboard, then buying a new PC is probably the cheapest repair option unless you have a friendly techy type on hand to rebuild the machine from scratch.
The next thing to do is to swap the power supply with a known good one, and see if that brings the machine back to life. If it doesn't, then it's the motherboard.
This isn't a job for the faint-hearted, so if you are not confident with electrics, don't go there. It might be worth getting a quote for a new power supply from a local repair shop.
If the machine is totally dead, then you can stil save the hard drive and put it in your new machine to get your data back - but agin this isn't the sort of thing the average PC user can do. Unless the machine is fairly new (last 2 years or so) then the rest of it is probably too out o date to be worth salvaging.
That sounds like you've spelt #swingingheaven wrong - if you don't spell it right, the server will happily create #swigingheathen #swingyhoover or #swingingingheaven for you, because that's what you asked it for!