I'll second the votes for The Matrix, Fight Club, Bladerunner (Directors cut only please) and Pulp Fiction.
I'll add Dark Star, and Oceans Twelve (not as good as Eleven, but not bad!)
Am I the only one who thought that Stephen Fry should have been Bond instead of Brosnan?
A rather obscure one... Propaganda's "Sorry for laughing" , not just because it's a truly great track, but mainly because the original (by Josef K) is so bad it's laughable.
Personally, I found the story to be inoffensive, and mildly erotic, mainly because it's highly complimentary about the woman's attractiveness - quote: "I wanted her for ages. Mind you, all blokes DO want to bed you wife. Pretty little thing, isn't she? Sexy little smile, cool little ways... nice little body". If it was really written to offend the husband, wouldn't it be more along the lines of 'I've had your wife and she was crap'?
Cuckolding (and by the way, the story does use that word, which I think counts strongly in it's favour) takes 3 people, all of whom have a valid (and importantly consensual) role to play, and all of whom are entitled to their fantasies.
This doesn't even have to be a cuckold tale... I wonder how people who are offended by this one would react to a story about the same events written from the woman's point of view, with her going home and telling her husband all about what she gets up while the two of them are making love, where she reminds him that he gets her every night while the other guys know thay can only have her now and then, that they really make love while the other guys only fuck her, and that she only sees other man to fulfill her craving for anal with a guy who isn't way too big to do that like he is?
1) Tell him it's your first time
2) Eye contact is always good
3) Listen to him - when he says 'aaaaaaauaahhaaaauuugh that's niiiiiiiice!', do whatever you did again!
4) At some point it will probably go too far down your throat - If he's really lucky, you'll find you like this :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: however this is rare. Be prepared for a choking sensation, and back off a bit. Try not to throw up, it's rarely a turn-on.
5) You are in control. You say what happens and when. Stop if you are not BOTH having fun.
6) The first time is not a good time for him to be thrusting up at you, or grabbing the back of your head and pushing down. He may need reminding of point 5!
7) If it's too dry, lick it!
8) Breath through your nose.
9) If you hate the taste of Nonoxyl9 spermicidal coating, wipe the covering off with a tissue first. Do NOT use oil on it, and replace it if it's going into any other orifice after you've wiped it!
10) Things that some men like, and others don't... try them, and look for signs of enjoyment/pain/both!
i) Gentle biting
ii) Firm biting
iii) Using your hand(s) too
iv) Gently playing with his balls at the same time
v) Firmly playing with his balls at the same time
vi) Porn style moans and commentary... "ooh it's so big! mmmmmmmm oh yes, ooooh baby!" etc.
vii) Carrying on gently playing aftyer he's cum.
Have fun!
You think that's awkward? I'm 3, 7, 8, 9 and 5-curious!
I'm surprised, I thought munches were going from strength to stength!
Maybe KitKat's post deserves to have a thread to itself? - it's an interesting question, and I don't think it deserves to be buried on page 6 of a thread that a lot of people ill have given up reading!
Easiest thing to try is rebooting the PC.
Do NOT turn your monitor on it's side, they are only designed to cool themselves properly when the air vents are at the top!
Just a quick correction, the £3 for the room hire at the Essex munch was not compulsory, and (if I recall correctly) 3 people didn't pay it, but still got their badges - two of them objected to having to pay, and one arrived well after 11pm, so I felt it would have been unfair to ask that one.
Until you have your site all set up, it's better to work with a locally saved version, it stops you making mistakes in public and it's faster.
animated gf sigs work just like avatars, but you'll need to find webspace to host them yourself, and use the img tag to include them in your sig.
Wow, I never realised we had such a crowd of esoteric music lovers here.
I'm a little on the old side, so I'm remembering dancing the night away at the Hardclub in London to Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, Sheep on Drugs (now there was a live band!), Frontline Assembly, D.A.F, RevCo, Ministry... I think I need to go and raid my CD collection for a bit of nostalgia now!
Yes, Denise has hit the nail on the head here. The rule is very simple, munch organisers cannot make a profit.
It's impossible to tell in advance exactly how many people will actually turn up, which means you can't just divide the costs by the number of people - and if you did, can you imagine the time it would take to give the right change for a charge of (and .435 of a penny)? A charitable donation is the only way to balance the books and not make a profit.
Yes, that's pretty much the way it works. From experience, munch threads attract the attention of newcomers to the site, and not all newcomers stick around. We had at least one person last time who only ever made 1 post on Swinging Heaven which was them asking for an invite, then nothing at all during the 5 months between that post and the party!
When the tme comes to send out the invitations, we'll go through all the reserves and see if they are (in our opinion) 'active members of the Swinging Heaven community', and if they are, we'll invite them along. We may also upgrade a few of the more obvious cases along the way. We've tried to avoid having rules and regulations for who can and can't come, such as 'must have joined before a cetain date' or must have made n posts, because experience shows that isn't a good measure of how much someone is 'part of the site'.
Industrial and electro? Apart from a few Depeche Mode fans, I thank that's pretty much just me. We do have our fair share of goths though... or is it just that a lot of pale skin is on show round here?
Not that much into punk/metal though - I'm one of those people who thinks "Pretty Hate Machine" is the best thing Reznor ever did, not the worst!
I think that they were hoping that you wouldn't recognise then if there were another 100 blokes between their visits :shock:
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Yours have a skidmark
They make me go "Ewwwwww"
On the 'does it count twice' question, the best advice I can offer is that Annabel Chong and imitators count you twice if you que up again - even if you didn't manage to come in your first 5 minute slot (Google if you don't know the story).
As for putting my name down... I'm guessing this is likely to end up as an mff threesome if drop-out rates are as expected... count me in! :twisted:
Funny shaped balls, anyone?
oh if you insist...
A particuarly fine blue-eyed shag, I think you'll agree!
