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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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Quote by JudyTV
I am sure you don't really believe this MrD. or do you? It is no more that than its a hetero pick-up joint surely.

That was really intended just to be a humorous aside, but with a serious point. For some reason the gay male users of this site have managed to post nearly 100 pages of adverts in the last 30 days, but I can only think of a very few posts made by openly gay (as opposed to bi) males in the forum, so it's easy to get the impression that there are not many of them around.
Given the reputed low success rate of men for women ads, and the reputed high success rate of men for men adverts, I think that there is probably IS more gay sex being organised here than group or hetero sex, and the forum and munches are strangely unrepresentative of this.
Quote by duncanlondon
Guys or Girls, swallowing whilst coming is the real thing.

Hang on, let me get this straight....
You want me to swallow, whilst having an orgasm, and sticking my tongue out, and waggling my tongue, and not drowning and not passing out because I've run out of breath?
well, I guess I'll give it a go smile
Quote by Vix
That does not work on a Mac. Someone please tell me what my status is?

"godlike" - which is what you get for over 1000 posts.
In Mozilla for mac, you can cheat and look at the alt tag by highlighting the purple bar and doing 'view source', or you can click 'profile', read someone's post count and look up the tag here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2404.html
Quote by veejay
All that a super long dong will give in extras will be a sore cervix.

Actually, there are a few positions that won't work without a 'gifted' man (or a particularly thin woman!), and it also makes negotiating double penetration easier.
Devon/Cornwall for me - mainly because the first girl to talk seriously dirty to me was from round those parts! Ahhh, the memories....
Quote by VenusnMars
I certainly hope that straight guys are not beginning to feel like outcasts, because if they are, I think members at SH should be looking at making them feel as welcome as any other sexuality. sad

I think that we actually have far more straight guys round here than bi ones*, but the bi ones are a very vocal minority, and bi males are a regular topic of conversation round here, where we are relaxed enought to let people vent years of pent-up not talking about it. I've very rarely seen people comment that bi-males are not to their taste, and when they do, it's always done in an apologetic manner, as if expressing a sexual preference is something to be ashamed of. It's not! I think we should be just as accepting of a preference against something as we are for a preference for it.
The topic of behaviour at munches is a difficult one, while the environment is neutral, the attendees are never going to be neutral! I tend towards the view that it's an event for newbies to come and meet us to see if they fit in, rather than an event for us to fit in with newbies. At a munch you will see more snogging, more risque outfits, more smiling faces and more knowing winks than at a normal pub with random members of the public, if newbies like this, then keep coming, if you don't then don't! If there is behaviour there that you don't like, then weigh up how much you like the rest of the evening. I'm sure we all draw a line SOMEWHERE about what we find acceptable, so we are all as guilty of being unaccepting as each other. I know I'd have a problem with people loudly discussing certain sexual acts at a munch (mostly illeagl ones, but I can think of at least one thing that's legal but would have me turning green), so there is a balnace to be struck.
*Actually, SH is mainly a gay pick-up joint, go look at how many men for men photo adverts there are if you don't believe me. They hardly ever seem to visit the forums though.
Quote by Bloke2005
Damn - and I was too new and inexperienced to go...

'was' being the operative word! Go and put your name down here at once!
I think it's safe to say that if a munch pub landlord did do this, it would be very unlikely that they would ever get our business again, and quite likely that we'd all walk out in sympathy too.
For what it's worth, there was a gay couple on the Essex munch guest list, but they couldn't make it to the event for some reason or other. I didn't bat an eyelid at this, and I think the rest of us wouldn't either.
I've not really noticed a problem, myself (although I do tend to ecercise extreme caution about who I tell I'm bi), I wonder if this is at least because I tend to move in heterosexual social circles, and the hetero community isn't an 'opressed minoritiy' and doesn't tend to label people as 'for us or against us' in the way that the gay community sometimes seems to? (Daily Mail readers excepted, of course!).
Drop as many frames as you can bear, and cut it down to as small a pallette as you can, should do the trick!
Quote by Tania
I am not sure about this country, but I think there is a self adhesive ribbon at habberdasheries which you iron on clothes....

Irons and PVC do not mix!
If anyone is interested in how we handled the Munch finances for the first Essex Munch, we posted a full breakdown here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34033.html
We posted this partly to encourage people to run other Munches, by showing they can cover their costs, and partly to show that we didn't take a profit. We suggested a £3 contribution on the door, and nearly everyone paid it - some kind people were actually more generous than that.
We did a lot of research before deciding to pay the £150 fee for the room we chose, some local places we looked at wanted literally ten times as much, and as it turned out the one we picked did give us quite a hard sell on their buffet (payable in advance, at a head!), but judging by all the positive feedback about the venue, I think we made a good choice.
Perhaps the most worrying part of running the Munch was worrying about the number of people we'd actually get through the door on the night, and if we'd break even or not. Now we have a bit of experience under our belts, our next Munch should run even more smoothly! If anyone out there is considering running their first munch and wants the benefit of our (limited!) experience, please feel free to PM me.
Count me in too!
I'm another spare-time DJ, so if you can't get a proper one maybe me and Rainbows could take shifts?
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This is a temporary measure whilst we decide the future of Web Cam Posts on this site. (Please bear in mind that there are plenty of sites out there specifically for Web Camming!!)
Mrs Basset opened the door, and to her horror discovered..... the dismembered corpse of her husband Bertie!
A quick idea about why star signs might have worked... until part way through the 20th century, diets and sleep patterns were very depedent on the seasons. I think it's reasonable to think that as a child developed, periods of short days and low food stocks centred round (say) 1, 13, 25, 37 etc. months after birth might well cause personality to develop differently to a child born 6 months later, who experiences winters around 7, 19, 31, 43, etc. months of age.
Of course, now that we have fridges, food imports and electric lights, star signs would should less well if this is true.
Yet more congratulations from me. That cake was indeed rather special, but then again, so was everything else biggrin
It might surprise a lot of you to know that prostitution is actually legal. The illegal activities are pimping, having a brothel with more than 2 'working girls' at any one time, or touting for business on the streets.
Also willing to talk you through if you can't get as far as the shhelp channel.
A quick word of advice to people posting 'I can't get into chatroom, help!' threads... try and give us some clue as to how far you've got, and any error messages you have, otherwise it's tough to know where to start helping!
49 here. I'm hardly the 'center of attention' round here, but then again it does seem to say that about all of us!