bump... oh, and if you are bored withgetting emails about this topic, don't forget the 'stop watching this topic link!'
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Has this thread really gone this far without a mention of Realdoll ?
Scary if you ask me!
oops, I hit submit too early! Sorry.... that's never been a problem before.... can I wait a minute or two then try again? It's not you, honest...
What do you call a small Russian condom?
little red riding hood!
Just for the ladies who haven't seen both types:
Furry Man Hood
There, think I'm all set up now, all I need now is a scantily clad woman who needs some sort fof household appliance repaired.
The great thing about the wikipedia is that if you find a miskate or omission, you can fix it. If you find it's a good reference work, please take the time to add something in an area of your own expertise.
Hello! Hope you have a nice time here!
Drifting off topic a little, whenever I see a name ending in a number, like Rob7, I always expect the other half of a football result, like:
Rob, seven... West Bromwich Albion, nil.
This leads me to the assumption that, while I have no idea what Butters99999 is playing, she's very, very good at it!
It would be a busy day in the chatroom....
/ignore bloke claiming to be a woman
/ignore person with penis claiming to be a woman
/ignore person who was male yesterday but is now claiming to be a woman
etc. etc.
trying to do the house work? FUN ?!?!?!
I thought I was kinky.....
At first glance, this site appears to be all about couples, and few of the regular posters are openly bi or gay... but take a look at the numbers of photo adds:
5208 Men seeking Women
3144 Men seeking Couples
2227 Men seeking Men
1785 Couples seeking Couples
1153 TV/TS/CD and Fetish
857 Couples seeking Women
597 Dogging
569 Couples seeking Men
332 Women seeking Women
156 Women seeking Men
147 Men seeking Groups
86 Women seeking Couples
52 Holidays
41 Clubs and Parties
37 Couples seeking Groups
11 Women seeking Groups
Breaking things down a bit:
1785 Couples seeking Couples
857 Couples seeking Women
569 Couples seeking Men
156 Women seeking Men
11 Women seeking Groups
= A total of 3368 ads by couples or straight women (many of which specify respondents need to be bi)
2227 Men seeking Men
1153 TV/TS/CD and Fetish (I'm generalising here, but these are mostly m4m)
332 Women seeking Women
147 Men seeking Groups (again mostly groups of men)
= A total of 3859 ads for same-sex fun
(of course the 5208 Men seeking Women and 3144 Men seeking Couples outnumber both categories, but we all know they don't have a great deal of success).
It looks like the gay/bi community is actually in the majority here!
Maybe I'm perpetuating a stereotype of promiscious gay men (what do I know? I'm only a promiscuous bi man!) I'm guessing that the Men seeking Men section might well be accounting for the vast majority of actual meetings arranged through SH?
(oh and I know I've made some pretty sweeping generalisations and assumptions in the above, but i'd have ended up with some horribly tortuous sentences if I was trying to be precise and account for all possibilities, so I hope you'll forgive me for that)
Hi
You sound like you'll fit in just fine, so pull up a chair and start talking rubbish :-)
Yes, I'm with WBB on this, neutering is the way to go. Here's a quote from the PDSA website
"Getting your female cat neutered, unless you are intending to breed from your cat with absolute certainty of good homes for the kittens, is essential, as the average number of offspring produced by a cat is four, but it can be as many as eight. Neutering females also reduces the incidence of mammary tumours later on in life.
Un-neutered male cats, as well as fathering kittens, get involved in more fights, can spray urine to mark their territory and they tend to roam more. Fighting can lead to abscesses, as well as increasing the chance of developing other diseases spread through saliva. A roaming cat will also be more likely to be involved in a road traffic accident."
Mark is the person to contact, send him a pm from here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2
I managed to get them on my forehead... she was petite and seemed to enjoy having her neck kissed rather a lot...
It's actually a perfectly natural survival trait for cats to do this, and it's the same thing that makes them go off their favourite brand of catfood every few months too.
Basically, it used to be dangerous for wild cats to become totally dependent on one food source (because when they've eaten it all, they had no means of surviving) so most cats have a built in desire to occasionally prove to themselves that they can live without you every now and then. It's one of those little traits that shows the wild origins of the domestic cat, like 'marching' and having staring matches.
Well done!
Here's to more of the same! :cheers: