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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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bump... oh, and if you are bored withgetting emails about this topic, don't forget the 'stop watching this topic link!'
O2, the company that sold me a tariff that includes free mobile internet access*
* does not include e-mail (send or recieve), or web browsing
oops, I hit submit too early! Sorry.... that's never been a problem before.... can I wait a minute or two then try again? It's not you, honest...
A little quote from the 'this is a free site' page, if people are feeling generous:
Occasionally people offer to pay us money. They also suggest we should make Swinging Heaven a pay-for site. To them we say this, not across the top of the site, but here, where only people who've bothered to read this far can see - we actually are the busiest Swinging site in the UK, and it's simple to see why. Everything is open and free and you'll find yourself surrounded by people who actually care, including us. So, to repeat, we don't want to make this a pay-for site and never will. As for paying us 'donations'; just think how much you'd like to give us and then, instead, put it towards a charity of your choice. If you'd like to put it towards a charity that we support then try the Outsiders Trust .

There, think I'm all set up now, all I need now is a scantily clad woman who needs some sort fof household appliance repaired.
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GO TO BED NOW! IMMEDIATELY!!

B, B, but I only just got up!
Oh well, if you insist.... night night all!
The great thing about the wikipedia is that if you find a miskate or omission, you can fix it. If you find it's a good reference work, please take the time to add something in an area of your own expertise.
Hello! Hope you have a nice time here!
Drifting off topic a little, whenever I see a name ending in a number, like Rob7, I always expect the other half of a football result, like:
Rob, seven... West Bromwich Albion, nil.
This leads me to the assumption that, while I have no idea what Butters99999 is playing, she's very, very good at it!
It would be a busy day in the chatroom....
/ignore bloke claiming to be a woman
/ignore person with penis claiming to be a woman
/ignore person who was male yesterday but is now claiming to be a woman
etc. etc.
So much for serious discussion rolleyes
OK that does it. I'm off to post bollocks in the SH Clock thread...
(oh, and it tells you the total posts at the bottom of the category pages, so that only took me 5 mins to make that list.)
At first glance, this site appears to be all about couples, and few of the regular posters are openly bi or gay... but take a look at the numbers of photo adds:
5208 Men seeking Women
3144 Men seeking Couples
2227 Men seeking Men
1785 Couples seeking Couples
1153 TV/TS/CD and Fetish
857 Couples seeking Women
597 Dogging
569 Couples seeking Men
332 Women seeking Women
156 Women seeking Men
147 Men seeking Groups
86 Women seeking Couples
52 Holidays
41 Clubs and Parties
37 Couples seeking Groups
11 Women seeking Groups
Breaking things down a bit:
1785 Couples seeking Couples
857 Couples seeking Women
569 Couples seeking Men
156 Women seeking Men
11 Women seeking Groups
= A total of 3368 ads by couples or straight women (many of which specify respondents need to be bi)
2227 Men seeking Men
1153 TV/TS/CD and Fetish (I'm generalising here, but these are mostly m4m)
332 Women seeking Women
147 Men seeking Groups (again mostly groups of men)
= A total of 3859 ads for same-sex fun
(of course the 5208 Men seeking Women and 3144 Men seeking Couples outnumber both categories, but we all know they don't have a great deal of success).
It looks like the gay/bi community is actually in the majority here!
Maybe I'm perpetuating a stereotype of promiscious gay men (what do I know? I'm only a promiscuous bi man!) I'm guessing that the Men seeking Men section might well be accounting for the vast majority of actual meetings arranged through SH?
(oh and I know I've made some pretty sweeping generalisations and assumptions in the above, but i'd have ended up with some horribly tortuous sentences if I was trying to be precise and account for all possibilities, so I hope you'll forgive me for that)
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How do i get in touch with mark ?

Follow the link I have you a few posts earlier, then click the PM button!
Yes, I'm with WBB on this, neutering is the way to go. Here's a quote from the PDSA website
"Getting your female cat neutered, unless you are intending to breed from your cat with absolute certainty of good homes for the kittens, is essential, as the average number of offspring produced by a cat is four, but it can be as many as eight. Neutering females also reduces the incidence of mammary tumours later on in life.
Un-neutered male cats, as well as fathering kittens, get involved in more fights, can spray urine to mark their territory and they tend to roam more. Fighting can lead to abscesses, as well as increasing the chance of developing other diseases spread through saliva. A roaming cat will also be more likely to be involved in a road traffic accident."
Mark is the person to contact, send him a pm from here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2
Today is about the worst possible day to try and get Firefox, since version 1.0 just got launched to a massive fanfair of publicity and the servers are buckling under the strain.
Come back in a few days if you are having problems downloading!
If the phrase "slashdot has links to torrents" means something to you, then slashdot has links to torrents for you smile
I managed to get them on my forehead... she was petite and seemed to enjoy having her neck kissed rather a lot...
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I always hated Explorer, I much prefer to open the drive or folder directly from the run command, in act, when Windows 95 came out I would use Start Run Winfile...

Son, let me give you the Good News... our lord Linus has arisen to give us his only child: Linux. Behold the holy command line! Observe the trinity of Linus, Linux and the holy Tux!
I have some pamphlets for you to read too, they are in the /man directory...
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...not talking proper!

I think you'll find it's 'properly" :jagsatwork:
Do I get punished too? Do I, do I? :bounce:
It's actually a perfectly natural survival trait for cats to do this, and it's the same thing that makes them go off their favourite brand of catfood every few months too.
Basically, it used to be dangerous for wild cats to become totally dependent on one food source (because when they've eaten it all, they had no means of surviving) so most cats have a built in desire to occasionally prove to themselves that they can live without you every now and then. It's one of those little traits that shows the wild origins of the domestic cat, like 'marching' and having staring matches.