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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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Any more ideas for male outfits?
I've not got the legs for cross-dressing, and my normal rubber partywear is ruled out because the 3/4 hour unpeeling/removal of gunky mixture of sweat and talc/rubbing blood back into extremities process might hold up proceedings somewhat confused
I hated the 6502, 3 registers and one of them was a dedicated stack pointer, give me a Z80 instead, please.
I was a teenage games programmer in the days of the ZX Spectrum, but my real love was a music programming language for the BBC micro called AMPLE. 16 independent processes, all operations done by filo stack manipulation, rudimentary object orientation, all keywords redefinable and reverse polish notation to boot. You really had to leave the real world behind to be fluent at it, I'd go into a programming trance that took a 10 minute wind-down to get out of well enough to function in the real world.
When recieivng your first ever blow job, It's highly advisable to get your partner to pause for a minute or two while you pop downstairs to tell your mum that the pair of you won't be wanting cups of tea brought in in about 10 minutes, thanks very much.
Failure to take this simple and sensible precaution can be rather embarassing for all concerned!
we were all newbies once!
Am I the only one who occasionally clicks the 'find all posts by' thing and then reads the oldest ones for a laugh?
Don't worry, it's not compulsory!
The reason DeniseBabe is asking is that quite a few people are known from the chatroom only. These people are just as active in the SH community as people with hundreds of forum posts, and therefore we are happy to put them straight on the list.
The problem comes when they use a different name in the forum, since we are don't always recognise them!
From the detailed description you have given of the exact problem, I think you may be bleeding onto your screen. Please wipe it down, check all your bandages are firmly in place and try again.
Seriously though, it's almost impossible to provide useful advice if you don't explain the exact problem, complete with any error messages that you are getting.
A reporter would probably know that prostitution IS legal.
From a good faq on the subject: "While prostitution is technically legal, there are a number of restrictions which can make it difficult to work legally. Brothels, streetwalking and kerb-crawling are illegal, but there are no prohibitions against a girl working solo from her home. More than one girl in an apartment is considered a brothel, however, and would be illegal. There are a few co-ops in which a group of working girls gets together and rents a flat, then they take turns working one day each. This falls within the boundaries of the law."
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First band I ever saw live. At Wembley on the New World Record tour, with a flying saucer for a stage, I kid you not. :shock:

Yikes! This thread has been hijacked by a UFO!
it's something we used to have in the good old days, it's called a gramophone record.
This particular one is "Time" by E.L.O.
For the true addicts, who need their fix of munchy goodness, don't forget East London/Essex in January!
Glad I brought my umbrella!
I was considering wearing one of those badges to Satin's party, but I don't think my bum has a lapel to pin it too redface
Quote by compas4u
Your still secure in knowing that she only knows you. Heaven forbid if you were to allow her to experience another man. The security blanket would be out the window.

I think you've greatly misunderstood my post! I'm quite happy for her to do whatever she pleases, and she's definitely allowed to "experience" and "know" to her heart's content... all I'm saying is that I don't fantasise about it at all.
Quote by Twisted - Sister
Maybe you are all gay at heart and get turned on by seeing another guy naked and to stop them having any feelings of guilt they imagine the naked guy shagging their wives.
TS

But I don't fantasise about my wife with other men at all! Oh god, maybe I'm not bi redface ... and to think I wasted all that effort learning to deep thoat and all...
CONGRATULATIONS!

:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
I'd have made it flash too if the tags were there
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It's got the worst ever example of the Truck Driver's Gearchange...

An appalling habit, instigated by Johann Strauss with his Beautiful Blue Danube waltz, which has no fewer than 5 key changes.
Strangely, no one seems to complain about that.
Well, I guess it's not a cliche the first time someone does it, and I suppse by strict definition it's not actually a truck driver's change unless it;s for a final chorus repeat?
If you are interested in the musical theory behind all this, I highly recommend The muso's guide from the gearchange site. I found the accusations and rebuttals of 'truckdriver's in Beatles songs fascinating.
You'll find a helpful This Is A Free Site! link at the top left, but of course there are a number of swinging sites that claim to be free but have hidden charges. I won't name names, because I don't want to give them publicity, but I can understand your caution.
I'm happy to confirm that every word of the "This Is A Free Site!" page is true. I've not even found a place where you can make optional contributions to cover the bandwidth!
I know it sounds too good to be true, but it is!
I suspect the tag placement issue is down to IE-specific Java coding, I get the same thing in Mozilla for MacOS 9. All still Bill's fault!
Congratulations
3 times godlike... you are already the goddess of smouldering looks and union communications, now you have to pick a third speciality!
Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh.
My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours :twisted:
Never. It's got the worst ever example of the Truck Driver's Gearchange in it, andI just can't put my ears though any more of those wobbly 'I've got a 6 octave range and I'm damn well going to use it on every long note' showing off bits. Please don't get me started on Mariah Carey....