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Mrcoupleseekfun
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
Bisexual Female, 47
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Sexpert
This year:
1) we've seen our son go up to comprehensive...now the hard work begins!
2) watched our 4yo daughter develop into even more of a little madam
3) the missus has really pushed on with her job and is getting the recognition she deserves for it
4) i've finally got my promotion to area manager that i've been after for 3 years
5) been on two holidays (1 to rhodes with the kids and 1 to amsterdam without the kids
)
6) met some wicked people off here at socials & munches etc and made some good friends
Now the not so good:
1) had to standby and watch as our sons life was being made a misery by a gang of bullies and got ever more pissed off at not being able to go outside and knock fuck out of the lot of em for him
2) decided to move home again after spending a fortune on the missus dream kitchen
3) met some not so good people off here
4) found it ever more difficult to actually meet people off here
2007 hasnt been too bad, better than recent years to be fair....onwards and upwards
1) we've seen our son go up to comprehensive...now the hard work begins!
2) watched our 4yo daughter develop into even more of a little madam
3) the missus has really pushed on with her job and is getting the recognition she deserves for it
4) i've finally got my promotion to area manager that i've been after for 3 years
5) been on two holidays (1 to rhodes with the kids and 1 to amsterdam without the kids
)6) met some wicked people off here at socials & munches etc and made some good friends
Now the not so good:
1) had to standby and watch as our sons life was being made a misery by a gang of bullies and got ever more pissed off at not being able to go outside and knock fuck out of the lot of em for him
2) decided to move home again after spending a fortune on the missus dream kitchen
3) met some not so good people off here
4) found it ever more difficult to actually meet people off here
2007 hasnt been too bad, better than recent years to be fair....onwards and upwards
Sexpert
I think its trying to imply that if you buy knock off DVD's (rather than buying a dvd writer and downloading them yourself) then your girlfriend will leave you and people will laugh at you and sing songs at you.
Load of bollox if you ask me.
Maybe there is a subliminal message in the ad from Pioneer telling people to go and buy its latest DVD writer and its a clever marketing ploy??
Load of bollox if you ask me.
Maybe there is a subliminal message in the ad from Pioneer telling people to go and buy its latest DVD writer and its a clever marketing ploy??
Sexpert
Quote by Mr-cream123
our chrimbo day we've got the outlawscoming,usually bout 12ish....me in the kitchen getting the dinner ready,tv facing the kitchen so i can keep a eye on the film..windows open cos it'll be like a fooking sauna in there :sticky: ,regardless of how cold it is outside..dinner for about 2ish..watch the queen..put on another film....and then get the booze out. :cheers:
:cheers: :drinkies:
sounds exactly like ours only inbetween dinner and drinks we'll be giving the young un's PS3 some serious hammer
Sexpert
Quote by Mr-cream123
a 3some with me, the missus and gemma atkinson would do just nicely thanks :eeek:
like the missus would share
oi........it says "wish" in the thread title doesnt it?
Sexpert
There is a time and a place for men to wear suits etc when going out, and that is to the theatre or a dinner dance type thing....not when going out on the lash or to a swinging social/munch.
Whenever i see someone dressed in a suit round the town my first thought is "poncy tosser" as it reminds me of all the knobs who used to frequent the Mall in stockton in the early 90's thinking they're something special, drinking their baby bottles of moet.
I always wear jeans and a shirt, not your tesco's own brand though, they have to be designer ones as the cut and material used are so much better and i can confidently say i never look scruffy when i'm out.
Whenever i see someone dressed in a suit round the town my first thought is "poncy tosser" as it reminds me of all the knobs who used to frequent the Mall in stockton in the early 90's thinking they're something special, drinking their baby bottles of moet.
I always wear jeans and a shirt, not your tesco's own brand though, they have to be designer ones as the cut and material used are so much better and i can confidently say i never look scruffy when i'm out.
Sexpert
Quote by annejohn
what a pile of pretentious shit ,from someone who hasn`t even filled in their profile,and has the brass neck to insult virtually every male swinger,who by the way will get more action on here than someone with a profile full of blanks
amen
Sexpert
a 3some with me, the missus and gemma atkinson would do just nicely thanks :eeek:
Sexpert
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
did we put our names down?????
annemac me drinking buds now I have someone to sit with in the coner and get drunk with
Ps dont forget to bring sensible shoes or boots lol
Gxxxxx
And dont forget to shake off the rozzers before you turn up :lol:
Sexpert
Our tree and a few other lights (marya - ya miserable cow :P) went up yesterday but only coz the missus made me do it. All will be down, first thing on 1st Jan.
For me, i'd wait for a week or two but the missus wants them up for the kids....at least thats what she tells me!
I love christmas to bits, especially having 2 kids, but its all getting a bit too commercialsed for me and its starting to piss me off.
For me, i'd wait for a week or two but the missus wants them up for the kids....at least thats what she tells me!
I love christmas to bits, especially having 2 kids, but its all getting a bit too commercialsed for me and its starting to piss me off.
Sexpert
The same one as last time?
That bloke was a penis of the highest order and ought to be hung, drawn & quartered before he gets behind a set of decks again
That bloke was a penis of the highest order and ought to be hung, drawn & quartered before he gets behind a set of decks again
Sexpert
This is possibly one of the most awkward and horrible moments of my life and happened at the end of August.
Me, MrsC and our bin lids had gone on holiday to Rhodes and taken the mother outlaw with us, anyway one night the kids were in bed early as they were knackered so the mother outlaw agreed to babysit while me and the missus went out.
A few hours and plenty of tequila sunrise's later and we're feeling pretty amorous so head off to the beach for a bit
Finish up on the beach and head back to our room via the bar again, go up to the room, finish said drinks and say we're off to bed as does the mother outlaw.
MrsC goes in bathroom first, when she opens the door and im stood there she drags me in, locks the door and we're at it again only not as quiet as i thought we were
So we finish what we're doing and i open the door and walk out to the sight of the mother outlaw leaning against the wall singing/saying "I know what you're doing" and "i thought you were gonna be in there all night"
I swear i wanted to die right there and then! From one of the nicest moments in my life to one of the most truly awful in 5 short words :cry:
Me, MrsC and our bin lids had gone on holiday to Rhodes and taken the mother outlaw with us, anyway one night the kids were in bed early as they were knackered so the mother outlaw agreed to babysit while me and the missus went out.
A few hours and plenty of tequila sunrise's later and we're feeling pretty amorous so head off to the beach for a bit
Finish up on the beach and head back to our room via the bar again, go up to the room, finish said drinks and say we're off to bed as does the mother outlaw.MrsC goes in bathroom first, when she opens the door and im stood there she drags me in, locks the door and we're at it again only not as quiet as i thought we were
So we finish what we're doing and i open the door and walk out to the sight of the mother outlaw leaning against the wall singing/saying "I know what you're doing" and "i thought you were gonna be in there all night"
I swear i wanted to die right there and then! From one of the nicest moments in my life to one of the most truly awful in 5 short words :cry:
Sexpert
You handled it an awful lot better than i would've it has to be said!
I would've probably nutted the guy into the middle of 2009 and then stamped on him just for good measures.
I'm not homophobic by any stretch of the imagination, i have some good friends who are gay/bi but they're good as long as they dont try to touch me up or anything.
Fair play MrP, i wouldve blown my stack big time
I would've probably nutted the guy into the middle of 2009 and then stamped on him just for good measures.
I'm not homophobic by any stretch of the imagination, i have some good friends who are gay/bi but they're good as long as they dont try to touch me up or anything.
Fair play MrP, i wouldve blown my stack big time
Sexpert
I truly cant believe there has been 55 posts and not one mention of the steaming pile of shite that is "O brother where art thou?"
Possibly the biggest waste of blank dvd's/life ever known to man
Possibly the biggest waste of blank dvd's/life ever known to man
Sexpert
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
actually we used to have a married man who used to wait till we were in a playroom in a local club he used to leave his wife in a gang bang situation to watch us or follow me mrs rund the club he was harmless just a bit off putting for the mrs and used to constantly send emails in the end we had to tell him never in a million,just makes you wonder what goes through peeps minds sometimes.
yeah, sorry about that fella....lesson learned now though and i promise not to do it again
Sexpert
My missus gets stalked on a regular basis, not much fun when it happens it has to be said!
Sexpert
Quote by northeastcoupleukthats just great hunni
All sorted ta folks!
Gave myself ownership of the folder, transferred all my files over to one of the other partitions, formatted that partition and re-installed windoze
All is well in MrC's world again
Again, thanks for the help!
piss taking twat :lol:
Sexpert
All sorted ta folks!
Gave myself ownership of the folder, transferred all my files over to one of the other partitions, formatted that partition and re-installed windoze
All is well in MrC's world again
Again, thanks for the help!
Gave myself ownership of the folder, transferred all my files over to one of the other partitions, formatted that partition and re-installed windoze
All is well in MrC's world again
Again, thanks for the help!
Sexpert
hmmmmmmm....tried the ownership thing last night but it didnt seem to work.
The disk is definately intact as i can see all the files in there when looking through the 'files & settings transfer wizard', it just wont let me copy the files from one partition to the other.
At least i know they're all still there, i'll have another crack at the ownership thing later and see how i get on. Cheers sussex
The disk is definately intact as i can see all the files in there when looking through the 'files & settings transfer wizard', it just wont let me copy the files from one partition to the other.
At least i know they're all still there, i'll have another crack at the ownership thing later and see how i get on. Cheers sussex
Sexpert
Quote by carfunster
Sounds like one of two things might have happened...
1) the processor got damaged when the fan was jammed (it doesnt take long for these modern processors to melt without the correct cooling)
2) the harddrive could have been damaged when our daughter kicked it (they dont react well to impacts)
I would suggest you try first booting into safe mode if you havent already (hold down f8 after the post check). If that fails to work, see if you can get someone else to let you try and hook the hdd up to their computer as a secondary drive. You might find you are able to access it. Failing that - there are people who can access damaged drives, but they arent cheap.
Hope some of this helps...
Carf x
Ta mate, but its deffo not hardware related. As i said originally i've got the machine working but using my old 20gb drive for windows. I can still see the 250gb main drive and all its partitions and files....except for the files i need to get at!
Sexpert
Quote by Freckledbird
:shock: Sorry, can't help you but if my daughter had done that she'd be in major shit. How old is she?
She's 4 going on 14 and she was, and still is, in deep shit
You'll need help when she's 14 then! :giggle:
She'll be moving out by her 7th birthday if she carries this on!
Sexpert
Quote by easy
Hey, I'm wondering if the kick has damaged the surface of the hard-drive disc surface, so you're loosing the directory for that part of the drive.
Dont think so as i've ran chkdsk on it and its not throwing up any errors at all.
Ta for the link tho, i'll give it a crack
Sexpert
Quote by Freckledbird
:shock: Sorry, can't help you but if my daughter had done that she'd be in major shit. How old is she?
She's 4 going on 14 and she was, and still is, in deep shit
Sexpert
Hi all....hope someone can help!!
Yesterday, my daughter was playing on my machine when she paddy'd and kicked it, after a few minutes it rebooted itself into windows and carried on running....then rebooted again. I shut it down and left it til she went to bed then tried booting it up again, each time it got just after POST then rebooted, i did this a few times before checking the BIOS where i noticed the chip temp was at 120 degrees :shock: as the fan was not spinning. When she booted it she dislodged the cable loom and it jammed in the fan!!
Anyway, i got a new fan today, installed it and went to boot up, it got past the XP splashscreen then locked up with my mouse cursor in the middle of a black screen but with no power to the mouse or keyboard. I messed around with the BIOS and reset the CMOS and tried safemode but nothing worked
After a while messing i reformated a small 20gb drive that i use to share files between the 3 machines we have in our house and installed XP onto that hoping to get onto my C drive and rescue all my personal files (photos, work stuff etc) but i cant do it. I can see all 3 partitions on the drive (its a 250gb SATA) and i can access them all except for 'my documents' on the old windows drive, it says it is inaccessable when i try. Also, the folder is listed as empty when it shoud have about 20gb of stuff on it.
My question is this:
How can i access this folder to rescue whats on there? And if i cant, if i run setup on that partition but choose to leave the partition intact (do not format it etc) will my docs still be there after setup?
Please help anyone!!!
Cheers
Yesterday, my daughter was playing on my machine when she paddy'd and kicked it, after a few minutes it rebooted itself into windows and carried on running....then rebooted again. I shut it down and left it til she went to bed then tried booting it up again, each time it got just after POST then rebooted, i did this a few times before checking the BIOS where i noticed the chip temp was at 120 degrees :shock: as the fan was not spinning. When she booted it she dislodged the cable loom and it jammed in the fan!!
Anyway, i got a new fan today, installed it and went to boot up, it got past the XP splashscreen then locked up with my mouse cursor in the middle of a black screen but with no power to the mouse or keyboard. I messed around with the BIOS and reset the CMOS and tried safemode but nothing worked
After a while messing i reformated a small 20gb drive that i use to share files between the 3 machines we have in our house and installed XP onto that hoping to get onto my C drive and rescue all my personal files (photos, work stuff etc) but i cant do it. I can see all 3 partitions on the drive (its a 250gb SATA) and i can access them all except for 'my documents' on the old windows drive, it says it is inaccessable when i try. Also, the folder is listed as empty when it shoud have about 20gb of stuff on it.
My question is this:
How can i access this folder to rescue whats on there? And if i cant, if i run setup on that partition but choose to leave the partition intact (do not format it etc) will my docs still be there after setup?
Please help anyone!!!
Cheers
Sexpert
Anyone needing a hotel for the night better hurry up and book as there isnt a great deal of choice left!!
Sexpert
Golf clubs, golf trolley and golf shoes - never taken out! Fusion splicer, OTDR machine, high-vis vest, hi-vis coat and a petrol can.
