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26 Dec 2007

Quote by Srne
If the worst comes to the worst creams, just take a ghetto blaster type thingy an get ppl to bring Cds

I'd rather chew a broken lightbulb, its a pissup and a party....who's in charge of changing cd's?
C'mon dj's....put yourselves forward!

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23 Dec 2007

Quote by lyns
Were off to Crete for a weeks honeymoon in June. A whole week no kids just me and mr lyns bliss..

Nice!!
We had a weekend in Amsterdam last April without the kids and it was bliss lol

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23 Dec 2007

Seeing as its depressingly cold outside and it is the time of year for S.A.D why dont we all cheer ourselves up and look ahead to warmer shores for next year and let everyone know where you're off to....you never know, someone else might be going to the same place at the same time wink

Us.....we're off to the Sirenis Seaview Country Club in Port D'es Torrent, Ibiza for 14 nights from 5th Sept and we cant fookin wait!!
Went their in 2006 for 7 nights and had a wicked time, so we're off back!!!
Only 257 sleeps to go......

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23 Dec 2007

Try , its a wicked laugh. We played it with some friends last year and i properly nearly pissed meself laughing on quite a few occasions.

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22 Dec 2007

Sorry Earthy but we're gonna have to cancel.....hope you all have a wicked night though!

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18 Dec 2007

Quote by blonde
He wished you a "Happy Winter Festival" didnt he?

I dont celebrate "winter festival" though, i celebrate christmas and to be perfectly honest, the more i think about it the more i'm offended by the term.
I do see your point, but in all honesty for the ethnic minorities to wish us and pretty much start to force us to celebrate this "winter festival" is as offensive to us as us wishing them a merry christmas!!

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18 Dec 2007

Lets put this into context....if i toddled off over to, lets say, Pakistan and started making a fuss over being offended by their traditions what do you think would happen?
A) i'd get laughed at
B) they'd take me seriously and stop using the words Ramadan and Eid etc
C) i'd get jailed
D) i'd get deported
E) i'd get flogged to death by the next radical cleric
Answers on a postcard to the usual address...
Edit: to put it further into context, it should be me and a couple of million fellow "average joe" white British folk.

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18 Dec 2007

Quote by blonde
"i wont have a nice christmas, however i'll enjoy winter festival" and he was deadly serious.
So, not being racist, i repeated "yeah...you have a nice christmas fella" at which point he replied "thats racist, you're offending me"

It isn't Christmas for him ......... It is Eid.
Couldn't you have said Happy Holidays or Happy Eid to him, after he told you He didn't celebrate Christmas?
I know I will now be jumped on for being a PC lefty or Righty.(whichever it is)
Anyway ......... Happy Holidays everyone!
Life is just too short to cause a problem, when there doesn't need to be one!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I dont celebrate Eid.....i celebrate christmas, why should i pander to somebody else's culture?
Put the shoe on the other foot, i celebrate christmas yet he never wished me a merry christmas, he was quite happy with "winter festival" which i am not.
What price a total ban on christmas songs before long because they offend the minority of ethnic minorities confused

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18 Dec 2007

Just dug out the old whistles, white gloves & hi-vis vest
whistle posseeeeeeeeeeeeeee innocent

:whistling: :whistling:

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18 Dec 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Suppose you all know about the Pogues now?
Whatever next - ban all Christmas Carols 'cos it's offensive to other religions?

wouldnt surprise me, give it another 2 years and slade & co will be driven to underground rave-esque christmas parties held in warehouses. confused

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18 Dec 2007

...no not desktop computer, politically correct mad.
I was at work yesterday and went over to another of our offices, as its the last time i would be seeing them until after the new year i did the niceties and wished them all a nice christmas etc and went to shake hands.
1 of the lads is a muslim who, i would say, is very well integrated into our culture, yes he goes to pray etc but he's not what you'd class as devout....yet when i went to say it to him and shake his hand he replied back "i wont have a nice christmas, however i'll enjoy winter festival" and he was deadly serious.
So, not being racist, i repeated "yeah...you have a nice christmas fella" at which point he replied "thats racist, you're offending me" and walked off to complain to his boss surprised

:o :o
I have to say i was completely gobsmacked!!
Christmas, although becoming very commercialised in this country, is still very much part of british culture and if me saying "merry christmas" to people is going to be deemed racist....then fuck em all, class me as racist mad

This country is slowly self destructing.

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13 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
My missus is on strike this year after me and our son were taking the piss out of her sat in our car about a month ago.....hence i now cook it or we dont eat
Dont get me wrong, i can knock up a chilli or spag bol no probs, but i havent got a scooby where to start for a christmas dinner.
Chicken & mushroom pie, chips & beans it is then
Anyone have "an idiots guide to cooking xmas dinner"?

xmas dinner is easy ffs
If its sooooo fookin easy you wont mind coming and cooking ours then huh? wink

im doing a takeaway xmas dinner service :wink: pick ups only though
its a dinner....... a dinner is.....meat and veg yes
how hard can it be ffs banghead

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13 Dec 2007

Quote by X_fanny_x
My missus is on strike this year after me and our son were taking the piss out of her sat in our car about a month ago.....hence i now cook it or we dont eat
Dont get me wrong, i can knock up a chilli or spag bol no probs, but i havent got a scooby where to start for a christmas dinner.
Chicken & mushroom pie, chips & beans it is then
Anyone have "an idiots guide to cooking xmas dinner"?

xmas dinner is easy ffs
If its sooooo fookin easy you wont mind coming and cooking ours then huh? wink

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13 Dec 2007

My missus is on strike this year after me and our son were taking the piss out of her sat in our car about a month ago.....hence i now cook it or we dont eat confused

Dont get me wrong, i can knock up a chilli or spag bol no probs, but i havent got a scooby where to start for a christmas dinner.
Chicken & mushroom pie, chips & beans it is then lol

Anyone have "an idiots guide to cooking xmas dinner"? rolleyes

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12 Dec 2007

Just been speaking with a collegue about this after hearing it on the radio this morning....
If petrol costs £1 per litre at the pump, do you know how much goes to the government?
67p in every single litre lines the governments coffers....that is nothing short of fookin scandalous!
50p goes straight away in excise duty, then you have your 17.5% VAT, about 5p is profit for the fuel company and the rest is how much it costs to make it, transport it etc.
Sixty seven fookin pence mad

:x :x :x :x :x

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11 Dec 2007

we'll deffo be there biggrin

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11 Dec 2007

lmfao

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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9 Dec 2007

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
mr couple soz for ringing ya up at silly oclock and shouting down the phone that hatton had been beat and spoiling ya watching it on the way home

ya twat....it was round 10 and not 9 :lol:

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9 Dec 2007

Cheers for organising another cracker tyne mate....even in the face of crap weather it was a belter biggrin

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8 Dec 2007

woooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo todays the day muthafucka's :happy: :happy: :happy: :beer: :beer: :beer: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: hump

:hump: :hump: blast

:blast: :blast: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: flipa

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i'll calm down now and get me coat... bolt

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7 Dec 2007

Quote by AtomCom2001
So he decided (though god knows why?) to stick a biro down his cock.

Dear god why?!?!? :confused:

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7 Dec 2007

I was going to suggest a swingers hotel, but seeing as you're down as a single male on your profile i doubt very much your girlfriend would be up for that....so i'll leave it for someone else to suggest somewhere wink

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7 Dec 2007

Its their 2 sons i feel sorry for, i know they're grown men but imagine being told your dad is dead....then finding out after 5 years he isn't and your mam knew all about it confused

Dear god.....
I'd love to hear the truth as to why they did it :?:

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7 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
By the way, where are you Hannahrose??

Think this has been a case of "light the blue touch paper then stand well back" lol

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6 Dec 2007

aye, i'm half way up the A19 already using a PDA to access the forums with my quilt strapped to my back lol

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6 Dec 2007

and to you dee biggrin

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6 Dec 2007

Fair enough if you've seen it, i'll take your word for it.
I'm not saying i condone it as i never buy them, i get my own if i need/want to, just saying where i'm from pirate dvd's etc arent exactly big news.....its the smack dealers and crack houses we need to worry about up here lol

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6 Dec 2007

thats the fella lol

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6 Dec 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Hi all,
Assuming this really tedious advert is being played all over the country has anyone actually got a clue as to what it's all about??
Is it just about DVD's and the copies available?? I just don't get it.. I understand they are trying to stop people buying dodgy stuff but will that ear cringing whiny song make anyone stop??
Mike x

I think that they need to put the truth in these advert's about the reasons why we shouldnt buy these pirate dvd's.
For one, sometimes they are sold by people linked to organised crime.
Two, some of these people also sell child porn mad

Just those two reason's alone should make people stop and think about buying from these people.
louise xx
I see your point, but i'd say 999 out of 1000 of the people that sell these dvd's is your average Joe, with a decent internet connection, access to newsgroups and a couple of dvd writers burning away in his bedroom.
I dont think the likes of your run of the mill mafia boss or local drug baron see pirate dvd's as a business with a large profit margin.
Also, i completely and whole heartedly disagree with the child porn thing, i've been approached 100's of times by people selling dvd's on the street and in pubs etc, "normal" porn yes, but i've never once seen any child porn dunno

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6 Dec 2007

Quote by jaymar
This year:
1) we've seen our son go up to comprehensive...now the hard work begins!

you'd better believe it! :dry:

i've finally got my promotion to area manager that i've been after for 3 years

well done you!

been on two holidays (1 to rhodes with the kids and 1 to amsterdam without the kids )

cool - mmmm wonder if you were the lovely couple in our apartments then?

Now the not so good:
1) had to standby and watch as our sons life was being made a misery by a gang of bullies and got ever more pissed off at not being able to go outside and knock fuck out of the lot of em for him

bullying annoys the f"k out of me, I hope all is ok now?
Depends which apartments you're on about lol

The bullying has eased up slightly but its still there, and his school are doing pretty much the square root of fookall about it....anti bullying policy my arse mad

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