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MrsNorty_MrNice
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
Straight Male, 41
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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MrsNorty_MrNice
Warming the Bed
Quote by Cubes
For a single horny female, with a liking for outdoor fun ;)

Your profile says you're a couple:
WE ONLY PLAY AS A COUPLE, NOT SINGLY... IF YOU MAKE THIS REQUEST YOU WILL BE IGNORED.

;)
Things change, need to alter profile
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Best Stockport dogging spots? For a single horny female, with a liking for outdoor fun ;)
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Dogging Couple
Partners...male 32, large assets. Female 37 bbw
Both parties bisexual.
Will be Dogging Wirral/Chester area late Friday night 21/06/13
Looking for like minded people for outdoor fun, couples, males, to be watched or join depending on how horny Mrs is!! Please inbox if interested.
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Quote by skinny
most people on here don't go for looks. so you will fit in well smile

C'mon nostrings', you're a regular contributor here, you can do better than this...it sounds like something added when you came home from the pub. you have inferred that these new members are unattractive and that it won't matter here! I'm not going to say any more but I hope you have an appropriate and lovable response.
It's ok skinny, it's comments like this I choose to ignore, I could resopond aggressively and defensively, but that would make me no better!!!
It's not us that looks the ar*e here...... :sad:
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
Yes you are supposed to take that as an hint lol
Mrs Norty, size 3 if thats any good to you redface
Haha, I'm a 5, but PVC boots, I'd squeeze into them lol
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Has finally managed to kick BT's ass and has my net back and just entered the chat rooms......
er... where is the chat??? Ive spent last 20 mins watching peeps advertise themselves lol
Never mind, im used to talking to myself hahahaha banghead
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Quote by Cubes
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
In my experience a man should never stand between a woman and her shoes/boots/handbags/chocolate!
:giggle: bolt
Mr Nice if u want to take that as a hint, I wouldn't stop you :thumbup:
And Cube, I do have paddles I can Spank with Hehe smackbottom smile
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Quote by Big_Fraser
Hi folks and welcome to SH! wave
and oh heck, you are one very sexy lady wink

Approval from NWC already!?!? :shock:
You've got it made now ;)
Not quite sure what you mean by this (but it sounds good)
And I'm sure I'll find out :rascal:
And Hello Noladreams..... We are voluptuous and there's more to play with smile
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Quote by Bluefish2009
I believe Smirnoff are doing a deal with a free vodka consumption meter.
On a more serious note, quite what are they supposed to monitor? Sounds like smoke n mirrors to me. And lets face it most grumpy old men dont need an extra reason to moan about the leccy bill.

It is a clamp meter which measures the amps being used, no smoke or mirrors
come wales will let you unclamp mine n we can see the volts thats generated lol.... seriously ask your service provider or on a social network site ask in a for sale page in your area
:jagsatwork::jagsatwork::jagsatwork::jagsatwork:
1)a clamp meter doesnt measure the volts smackbottom
2)volts are generated at the power station (which you prob would not get access to so no way of having a brew there)coffee
3)the measurement you were looking for was amps
ooppsss did i ramble then lol
as for an energy meter i wouldnt bother just unplug everything when it is not in use it will save you money :thumbup:
Been here 6 post's and smacking bums already, I like your style :thumbup:
Ahhh but I've only made 3/4 of our total posts mrs Norty made the rest innocent:rude:
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Quote by MrsNorty_MrNice
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Quote by sara2010
I believe Smirnoff are doing a deal with a free vodka consumption meter.
On a more serious note, quite what are they supposed to monitor? Sounds like smoke n mirrors to me. And lets face it most grumpy old men dont need an extra reason to moan about the leccy bill.

It is a clamp meter which measures the amps being used, no smoke or mirrors
come wales will let you unclamp mine n we can see the volts thats generated lol.... seriously ask your service provider or on a social network site ask in a for sale page in your area
:jagsatwork::jagsatwork::jagsatwork::jagsatwork:
1)a clamp meter doesnt measure the volts smackbottom
2)volts are generated at the power station (which you prob would not get access to so no way of having a brew there)coffee
3)the measurement you were looking for was amps
ooppsss did i ramble then lol
as for an energy meter i wouldnt bother just unplug everything when it is not in use it will save you money :thumbup:
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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hi guys thanks for the replys this is mr nice here boy racers can be a pain sometimes cant they and wrong in so many ways lol
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Aww thank you very much, though I'm confident in my own skin, I have to admit I was starting to feel a little self conscious... Once BT pull there fingers out and fix my net connection I will be using chat rooms.
And hopefully become a regular pest, I mean poster in the forum, getting to know peeps a bit better.
hump
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Hi all...
I'm the Mrs Norty of our explorative Duo... Wanted to say hello and wave at you all.. wave
I'd also like a multiple opinion (bet you all thought I was going to say orgasam lol)
Whilst scanning profiles, adverts and meet requests, I've noticed that most appear to be looking for an athletic female (which I'm defiantly not, with my jelly road map belly, bingo wings and bum, spaniel ears for boobs, selling myself ain't I hahaha) but I don't exactly think I'm put a paper bag over the head and think of England type girl either. I'm confident, bubbly, chatty, genuine, willing to try most things (expect what goes down the loo, I feel that should stay there) I make an effort of myself, like to look nice, I'm clean and shaven. Love to laugh and make the most out of life and any experiences I'm lucky to be involved in. I like meeting new people from all walks of life, friends make life rich.....
So my point is .........(I'm getting there honest)
Should I ??.... If I find these people interesting and would like to meet them, send them a message anyway, even though I know my body type is superficially .... Sorry I meant specifically, what there looking for, would this be classed as pushy, or look as though I've not took time to read the profile?
/sigh I remember a time BBW's were sexy lol :violin:
From me x
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MrsNorty_MrNice
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Whilst Dogging with my sexy guy on an extremely cold and windy night on a Sunday evening, with no voyeurs in site ......
(as there not as mental as us and are tucked up warm at home, not freezing there naked bits off)  
..... We decided to enjoy some outdoor physical activity and I was taken hard bent over the bonnet of my car, sounding like a screaming banshee of the night. When my wobbly bits could no longer take the wind whistling around them, we retired to the warmth  inside car, just as I finished pulling up my tights and had straightened My skirt... Headlights suddenly appeared at the side of my car, excited for the
prospect of round two and stranger sex, my excitement turned to the realization that it was the police, I was kinda chuffed he didn't arrive 5 mins earlier, as I'm not sure he would have agreed with my idea of exercise in the open.
So after a near miss from having to explain to the policeman why that wasn't the only full moon out that night, we left, driving out of site, a set of headlights was fast approaching in my rear view mirror, deciding it was best to pull over and put our hazards on to let them pass, a van with three young men, who looked like they needed a nappy change pulled up along side us and shout
Them.."oi are you doggers"
and reply was obviously
Us... "no"
Them..."well this is a dogging place init"
Us..."dunno is it"
Them... "yeah we want to dog"
Me being flippant and sarcastic..
Us..."why are you a gay couple?"
Them...(all flustered and attempting to sound manly) "no we wanna fuck up a woman"......
Us..."well you talking to wrong people"
What did we learn from this....
Wait till the weathers better....
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