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Over 90 days ago
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We have the worst holiday disaster of them all
We havent had one for 9 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mad :x :x :x :x :x :x
Hi all
It's Mrs NC's birthday so we are planning a bit of fun.
We are looking for any of the following:
Upto 4 well built men, between 20 and 50ish, to pleasure Mrs NC. Photos will be taken so you must be happy for this to happen, they will be for private use only. Priority will be given to black males as Mrs NC has a little fantasy!.
A couple or 2 couples with bi females.
or a single bi-female.
If you are interested please let us know ASAP so we can arrange the details.
Hope to chat soon
Rich n Mel xxx
1. FULL NAME: Richard
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: Black skin tight boxers
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: The voices in my head :shock:
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: cereal
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Red
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Cold but sunny
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE:my mum
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: hair and eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: maybe
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY:horny and bored
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: coffee or milk
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: neat vodka or Port (yes I do know its an old mans drink)
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: football
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: blonde or red
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no
18. SIBLINGS: yes a big sis
19. FAVORITE MONTH: July
20. FAVORITE FOODS: chinese
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Fast and Furious 2
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 04/07
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: nope
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Yes I love it
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: passionate kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: both
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK:yes
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: the last person we swung with
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: the last person we didnt swing with
32. SMOKE:: Stopped 7 months ago
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: none at the minute
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: dont have an alarm
35. FAVE SOAP : Eastenders
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU:my children
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Any of the Oasis albums
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: buttered
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Walkers chilli taste sensation
41. FAVORITE CAR: Ford Mustang or my Seat Ibiza
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Rose
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: I dunno and I cant be bothered to count
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: not really
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: any with a Y in
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: red
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: to naughty to tell you redface
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: no surprisedops: right make a note need to do it
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED:get a donor card
50. FANCY A SHAG: hmmmmm let me think about it........................ go on then you twisted my arm
1. FULL NAME: Richard
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: Black skin tight boxers
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: The voices in my head :shock:
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: cereal
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Red
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Cold but sunny
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE:my mum
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: hair and eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: maybe
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY:horny and bored
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: coffee or milk
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: neat vodka or Port (yes I do know its an old mans drink)
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: football
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: blonde or red
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no
18. SIBLINGS: yes a big sis
19. FAVORITE MONTH: July
20. FAVORITE FOODS: chinese
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Fast and Furious 2
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 04/07
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: nope
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Yes I love it
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: passionate kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: both
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK:yes
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: the last person we swung with
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: the last person we didnt swing with
32. SMOKE:: Stopped 7 months ago
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: none at the minute
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: dont have an alarm
35. FAVE SOAP : Eastenders
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU:my children
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Any of the Oasis albums
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: buttered
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Walkers chilli taste sensation
41. FAVORITE CAR: Ford Mustang or my Seat Ibiza
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Rose
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: I dunno and I cant be bothered to count
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: not really
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: any with a Y in
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: red
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: to naughty to tell you redface
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: no surprisedops: right make a note need to do it
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED:get a donor card
50. FANCY A SHAG: hmmmmm let me think about it........................ go on then you twisted my arm
I am worried I answered A to most of them, although C was very tempting confused
I never thought I would be called a Gentleman, been called worse though wink
I would love to wear contacts but cant stand the thought of putting anything in my eyes. I even struggle with eye drops.
Do get use to putting them in?.
Bless cant wait to see my daughter and son as bridesmaid and ring bearer.
I do like the teddy bear idea and we have seen a place where they make replicas of the bridesmaid dresses for the teddies as well.
Jewellery is another traditional gift but with them being so young, what size do you buy??
Decisions, decisions rolleyes
hi Mike
You never know your luck we are always on the look out for nice men lol
Do you have an ad, or can you tell us more about you?
Thanks
Mel n Rich wave
Anyone got any suggestions for my sister. The bridesmaids will be 2 and 6.
We can think of the usual but anyone think of anything else thats special and can be kept as a memento for years to come.
Congratulations Venus
Any spare jobs going? I am having great difficulty getting back to work after illness.
Why has her asking "how deaf are you?" offended you. People suffer with varying degrees of deafness so in all fairness to her it was a reasonable question. If you have had a go at her for asking it, it might explain why she hasnt responded to you since.
Just an observation
Your boss is the greatest worship
What a genius, although I think you should now plot your revenge, after all he did cause you a certain amount of stress and its never good to let your boss get one up on you.
So I think a complaint of sexual harrassment (in jest only of course) is in order or wearing the most inappropriate clothing that you can find to work tomorrow.
Either way have fun with it
Cool. I like the idea of that, think we going to have to try that out tonite. Maybe add a bit of extra spice and throw in a bit of spanking lol :P
Drago welcome to swinging. If you can't take knock backs and let downs then the doors that way :arrow: :arrow:
Swinging is not as simple as you think. Most members on this site are looking to become friends via the forum and munches before swinging. There is unfortunately alot of people who pretend to be swingers, but for one reason or another, are either pics collectors, uncertain and bottle it at the last minute or just plain old time wasters who get their kicks from the anticpation and build up.
Either way my advice if you are genuine is to hang about in the forums and chat to the regulars, get yourself along to some munches and soon you will start to feel part of this website and enjoy what it has to offer.
Good luck
Good luck elite2. We are new to doggin too so we know how it feels from the other side of the fence, so to speak, and its just the same.
Just try and relax and enjoy it.
Good luck on your adventure.
Rich n Mel xx
Good luck elite2. We are new to doggin too so we know how it feels from the other side of the fence, so to speak, and its just the same.
Just try and relax and enjoy it.
Good luck on your adventure.
Rich n Mel xx
Think the issue of guys being in ads has been covered recently. I am now on our ad much to my embarrasment.
The reason Mrs NC was always in the pics was
1 I love to show her off and she loves to be shown off
2 Due to illness I have become very shy and self conscious so never liked my pic on the web.
I think many couples only show the woman for reason 1 above.
:sparring: come on jiggle put them up lol
Jiggle you can add us, we dont mind.
Now lets see how many loon add us as well just because we said you can :lol:
Right just get my delete key warmed up ready, If only people read the small print :small-print:
We get it as well. Single blokes who are obviously not swingers and scared of a 3some trying to get Mrs NC alone.
One guy we met for a drink, and brought him back home, and all time we were talking of a 3some, when we get back he tries to tell me to fuck off so he can "shag your mrs as you obviously not up to the job", this was done in a very aggressive manner. As was his ejection from our house into the street.
I just dont get it. People tell us that women are complicated beings but I dont understand single men either!!!!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: havent they already invented that?????
Thanks for the advice dirty doggers we shall be venturing out in the next couple of weeks so we will let you know how it goes. As you are local would be nice to know of any spots you can recommend where we can arrange to meet someone.
Take care
Mel n Rich
Hi all
We have been swinging for a few years and have enjoyed our time very much. However, we have now decided that we want to try dogging. What we are looking for is:
1. A nice quiet local location where we could arrange to meet people
2. A nice couple or single male who would be happy to just watch if thats all that is offered. It is unlikely we will have sex to start with but probably in time as we get use to the scene.
3. Any advice that is relevant, we have read all the various threads on here so we know the pros and cons and the ettiquette. (we think)
Take care
Rich n Mel