That's if I can get my knob out the photo-copier. When will I learn? :cry:
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In answer to HotScot's question, some people have and do meet up, myself incuded. 
As others have so rightly said, no one succeeds by adopting the attitude of "I fancy a shag tonight, where can I find one?" With one or two exceptions, my encounters have all been as a result of several exchanges and an establishment of mutual trust over a period of time.
I accept that there will be times, when a chance encounter can lead to something good. But, they are certainly not the norm and it's probably the spantaneity which makes them seem special.
There is also a fine line, between dogged persistence and becoming a pain in the lower regions. (No I don't mean darn sarff, lol)
I am not, as those who know may testify, a George Clooney lookalike
Therefore if a lady, whether she be single or part of a couple, is looking for a particular type of bloke to satisfy her needs, no amount of persuasion will get her to change her personal taste or choice. Fortunately we are all different and have differing views on what we find attractive or unattractive. Just because Mrs A finds you unattractive, doesn't mean Miss B will too. :)
When I first started I took it personally, when someone wrote back (If they did write back, lol) saying, "Sorry you're not our/my type". Resisting the temptation to write back "Why not, I'm feckin' brilliant?" I persevered and have moved forward. 8)
I also accept that there will always be the pic collectors, who will ask for a pic for their own use. In case you doubt this claim, I know for a fact that someone else is using my photo for their own use. A friend of mine was chatting in an MSN swingers chatroom to another "lady". This "lady" was supposedly part of a swinging couple and offered photos of her partner and herself. My friend was shocked to see my photo appear, as this other persons partner! When my friend asked if she could speak to either of them, the other person logged off, lol. (Personally I was pretty pissed off, not at the use of my pic but, that someone else was having fun destined for me!)
As others have so rightly said, no one succeeds by adopting the attitude of "I fancy a shag tonight, where can I find one?" With one or two exceptions, my encounters have all been as a result of several exchanges and an establishment of mutual trust over a period of time.
I accept that there will be times, when a chance encounter can lead to something good. But, they are certainly not the norm and it's probably the spantaneity which makes them seem special.
There is also a fine line, between dogged persistence and becoming a pain in the lower regions. (No I don't mean darn sarff, lol)
I am not, as those who know may testify, a George Clooney lookalike
Therefore if a lady, whether she be single or part of a couple, is looking for a particular type of bloke to satisfy her needs, no amount of persuasion will get her to change her personal taste or choice. Fortunately we are all different and have differing views on what we find attractive or unattractive. Just because Mrs A finds you unattractive, doesn't mean Miss B will too. :) When I first started I took it personally, when someone wrote back (If they did write back, lol) saying, "Sorry you're not our/my type". Resisting the temptation to write back "Why not, I'm feckin' brilliant?" I persevered and have moved forward. 8)
I also accept that there will always be the pic collectors, who will ask for a pic for their own use. In case you doubt this claim, I know for a fact that someone else is using my photo for their own use. A friend of mine was chatting in an MSN swingers chatroom to another "lady". This "lady" was supposedly part of a swinging couple and offered photos of her partner and herself. My friend was shocked to see my photo appear, as this other persons partner! When my friend asked if she could speak to either of them, the other person logged off, lol. (Personally I was pretty pissed off, not at the use of my pic but, that someone else was having fun destined for me!)
Awwwwww, bless
Dontcha just love a happy ending?
Beckers maintained his good name, by not telling 8)
Heather maintained her good name, by telling all 8)
And the rest of us got the facts. All except Kat, who couldn't write fast enough (Have you tried shorthand or is it too big for that?)
Kinda makes ya feel all warm 'n' tingly inside....... No, on second thoughts, that was the scalding coffee I swallowed when PC asked for a copy of the video!
Dontcha just love a happy ending?
Beckers maintained his good name, by not telling 8)
Heather maintained her good name, by telling all 8)
And the rest of us got the facts. All except Kat, who couldn't write fast enough (Have you tried shorthand or is it too big for that?)
Kinda makes ya feel all warm 'n' tingly inside....... No, on second thoughts, that was the scalding coffee I swallowed when PC asked for a copy of the video!
That's a top story and good to read about a successful encounter
Certainly looks like you both enjoyed yourselves
Take heed, all you doubters out there. If you, like moomoo65, can string together a sentence or two when responding to adverts and show you have not only the imagination but also the ability to make a meet worth considering who knows where it may lead?
Certainly looks like you both enjoyed yourselves
Take heed, all you doubters out there. If you, like moomoo65, can string together a sentence or two when responding to adverts and show you have not only the imagination but also the ability to make a meet worth considering who knows where it may lead?
Thanks Guys 'n' Gals, for your input I didn't expect such a good response.
Mark, I knew you'd come up trumps :)
Removing my penis from the printer, as I'd mis-read the instructions, I finally printed off your chart and boy was I feeling pleased with myself
Then I realised the diagrams had been reduced in size :cry:
Thanks also to Analog, for telling me where to put my ruler and for the horse joke 8)
Sooooo, my next question is.............. Where do I buy a penis enlargement pump? Before you all rush to tell me, I'm joking
I didn't expect such a good response.Mark, I knew you'd come up trumps :)
Removing my penis from the printer, as I'd mis-read the instructions, I finally printed off your chart and boy was I feeling pleased with myself
Then I realised the diagrams had been reduced in size :cry:
Thanks also to Analog, for telling me where to put my ruler and for the horse joke 8)
Sooooo, my next question is.............. Where do I buy a penis enlargement pump? Before you all rush to tell me, I'm joking
This has probably been discussed before, in which case I apologise for sleeping through it 
Can anyone tell me if male endowment has been or is categorised? ie: Well endowed; 6 to 8 inches. Very well endowed; 8 to 10 inches. 'Kin' hell; 10 inches plus
Whilst I'm at it, where are the measurements taken from? By that I mean along the top, side or underneath?
How do I bend a ruler round my manhood to measure the girth? Everytime I try, it snaps (Thank god the ruler's still in one piece though ;) )
Can anyone tell me if male endowment has been or is categorised? ie: Well endowed; 6 to 8 inches. Very well endowed; 8 to 10 inches. 'Kin' hell; 10 inches plus
Whilst I'm at it, where are the measurements taken from? By that I mean along the top, side or underneath?
How do I bend a ruler round my manhood to measure the girth? Everytime I try, it snaps (Thank god the ruler's still in one piece though ;) )
Saunters into the men's room and slumps into an easy chair. Then proceeds to regale, all who will listen, with his tales of bad women drivers.
Thank you chaps, for establishing this sanctuary. After a tough day on the road, it's good to have somewhere to chill out
Of course we should've realised, the lovely ladies would have to join us. Tell a lady she's not allowed somewhere or not do something and she will have to investigate. I don't have a problem with that, as long as they bring a cold beer from the fridge on their way in and take the empties away, on their way out. Slumps a little lower in the easy chair, to avoid the inevitable backlash
Old sexist joke time...........
Q: What do you do, if your lady comes out of the kitchen nagging?
A: Shorten the chain!!!
Right, I'm off to get my con rod polished, whilst it's still in one piece!
Thank you chaps, for establishing this sanctuary. After a tough day on the road, it's good to have somewhere to chill out
Of course we should've realised, the lovely ladies would have to join us. Tell a lady she's not allowed somewhere or not do something and she will have to investigate. I don't have a problem with that, as long as they bring a cold beer from the fridge on their way in and take the empties away, on their way out. Slumps a little lower in the easy chair, to avoid the inevitable backlash
Old sexist joke time...........
Q: What do you do, if your lady comes out of the kitchen nagging?
A: Shorten the chain!!!
Right, I'm off to get my con rod polished, whilst it's still in one piece!
Have to agree 100% with Blue, on this one. 8)
If you arranged to meet up with this couple, having been led to believe one of them was female, that would be different.
But, what you are saying is, you were p***ed off to find it wasn't a woman flashing the lights as that's what you had expected to find and then, because it wasn't your cup of tea, chose to criticise them for doing that in this forum.
Whilst I would have been disappointed, at there not being a female in the car, I certainly wouldn't go round warning peeps to be wary of them. It doesn't sound, from what you have said, that this couple forced you to go over nor did they attempt to coerce you into doing anything with them.
Have you considered they may have been disappointed, attracting the attentions of a narrow minded bigot? :twisted:
As Jags says, each to their own. I'll plough my furrow (and the furrow of any willing female) whilst others plough theirs.
Oh and I'd be wary of a certain red van, as it contains a hot-blooded heterosexual male and sometimes (if he's lucky) hot-blooded females.
If you arranged to meet up with this couple, having been led to believe one of them was female, that would be different.
But, what you are saying is, you were p***ed off to find it wasn't a woman flashing the lights as that's what you had expected to find and then, because it wasn't your cup of tea, chose to criticise them for doing that in this forum.
Whilst I would have been disappointed, at there not being a female in the car, I certainly wouldn't go round warning peeps to be wary of them. It doesn't sound, from what you have said, that this couple forced you to go over nor did they attempt to coerce you into doing anything with them.
Have you considered they may have been disappointed, attracting the attentions of a narrow minded bigot? :twisted:
As Jags says, each to their own. I'll plough my furrow (and the furrow of any willing female) whilst others plough theirs.
Oh and I'd be wary of a certain red van, as it contains a hot-blooded heterosexual male and sometimes (if he's lucky) hot-blooded females.
Thanks for the help Mark
Not being the brightest button I assumed, registering as a member, that I was verified. DOH! So, now I am properly certified, I can get out and have some fun. As long as the guards let me out the gate
Eeeeee many's the lass who's laughed hysterically, when I've removed my knickers. One actually likened my manhood to that of a racehorse's! She later admitted she meant belonging to Shergar, as that couldn't be found
Onward and upward, as they say
Not being the brightest button I assumed, registering as a member, that I was verified. DOH! So, now I am properly certified, I can get out and have some fun. As long as the guards let me out the gate
well, humour is often a good way to get into a woman's knickers (or so I've been told ), so I'll be backing you as a favourite for the near future
Eeeeee many's the lass who's laughed hysterically, when I've removed my knickers. One actually likened my manhood to that of a racehorse's! She later admitted she meant belonging to Shergar, as that couldn't be found
Onward and upward, as they say
Has anyone else had problems, sending mails to advertisers who use the "registered users" link?
Whenever I attempt to send a mail to an advertiser who uses this, I get another page opening asking me to register or log in. When I attempt to log in, via that page, I get told that my log-in name doesn't exist or I have used the wrong password or my cookies are disabled, none of which are true.
Mark, you being a pretty smart cookie (pun intended), should be able to put me straight on this. (No Blue, I am not bi!! I meant in a techie sort of way )
In answer to the original question, I don't have a problem sending or receiving mail via . My problems start and end when they see my photo
Those who do take the trouble to reply, are usually very polite in their response. That's if "You've got no chance, you ugly fecker" can be considered polite :lol:
Whenever I attempt to send a mail to an advertiser who uses this, I get another page opening asking me to register or log in. When I attempt to log in, via that page, I get told that my log-in name doesn't exist or I have used the wrong password or my cookies are disabled, none of which are true.
Mark, you being a pretty smart cookie (pun intended), should be able to put me straight on this. (No Blue, I am not bi!! I meant in a techie sort of way
)In answer to the original question, I don't have a problem sending or receiving mail via . My problems start and end when they see my photo
Those who do take the trouble to reply, are usually very polite in their response. That's if "You've got no chance, you ugly fecker" can be considered polite :lol:
Reading Peter's story, reminded me of an experience along similar lines (sic)
Whilst out walking with a young lady, alongside the estuary at Conway, the urge came upon us to have some fun. Walking up from the beach, we crossed the sand dunes and picked a hollow in a grass bank for our bit of "afternoon delight".
It was only when my partner started to get more vocal, we realised we were not alone. Above her cries and moans, I could hear voices close by, very close by!!! Looking up, I saw 2 ladies and 2 men dressed in golfing clothes!! It turned out our grassy hollow was the banking leading up to one of the tees on a golf course! The two men tried their upmost, not to look at my partner and I in the throes of passion (yeah right). Whilst the two lady golfers passed comments such as, "Really, they're like animals" and "It's disgusting!"
I think it was at that moment I realised I was a potential dogger. Rather than covering ourselves up or beating a hasty retreat, we continued "doing the do". My partner attempted to drown out their voices, albeit she was blissfully unaware of the golfers presence (You question my ability to distract her?) whilst I tried to concentrate on the job in hand. It was only when we had finished, that I told her what had happened. (Well I didn't want to put her off her stroke, so to speak) She, being the more intelligent, suggested we bugger off sharpish before anyone else came over to take a look. A wise move because, as we looked back, an official looking posse was heading our way!! (Don't think the club secretary and committee approved of our activities in the rough!)
Whilst out walking with a young lady, alongside the estuary at Conway, the urge came upon us to have some fun. Walking up from the beach, we crossed the sand dunes and picked a hollow in a grass bank for our bit of "afternoon delight".
It was only when my partner started to get more vocal, we realised we were not alone. Above her cries and moans, I could hear voices close by, very close by!!! Looking up, I saw 2 ladies and 2 men dressed in golfing clothes!! It turned out our grassy hollow was the banking leading up to one of the tees on a golf course! The two men tried their upmost, not to look at my partner and I in the throes of passion (yeah right). Whilst the two lady golfers passed comments such as, "Really, they're like animals" and "It's disgusting!"
I think it was at that moment I realised I was a potential dogger. Rather than covering ourselves up or beating a hasty retreat, we continued "doing the do". My partner attempted to drown out their voices, albeit she was blissfully unaware of the golfers presence (You question my ability to distract her?) whilst I tried to concentrate on the job in hand. It was only when we had finished, that I told her what had happened. (Well I didn't want to put her off her stroke, so to speak) She, being the more intelligent, suggested we bugger off sharpish before anyone else came over to take a look. A wise move because, as we looked back, an official looking posse was heading our way!! (Don't think the club secretary and committee approved of our activities in the rough!)
Just received an email, from " " (The address doesn't exist), entitled "Your details". The attached file is 98kb, is a PIF file and contains a worm virus.
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, OPEN THE ATTACHMENT!!!
Just thought I'd share this info, as I suspect other members of this group will receive it too.
Keep on Truckin'
Van The Man 8)
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, OPEN THE ATTACHMENT!!!
Just thought I'd share this info, as I suspect other members of this group will receive it too.
Keep on Truckin'
Van The Man 8)
Forgot to mention, in my last post. A big thank you, to all those who responded to my ad. in the dogging section. I was amazed to see over 1100 people had read the ad!!
After an uncertain start, the van springs have been well and truly tested, he he he
Just one moan though, which goes out to Mr No-Brain who spoilt the fun late last night. Having parked up with a couple and started the preliminaries, well away from everyone else, Numpty decided he wanted in. So, I'd like to thank him for spoiling an otherwise pleasant night. The fact he then tried attracting my attention, only added insult to injury, lol. I've a feeling the long hard length, I wanted to give him, wasn't the type he wanted, lol. There again, he might have enjoyed having a jack handle stuck where the sun don't shine, lol.
Van The Man (Who definitely isn't interested in blokes, lol)
After an uncertain start, the van springs have been well and truly tested, he he he
Just one moan though, which goes out to Mr No-Brain who spoilt the fun late last night. Having parked up with a couple and started the preliminaries, well away from everyone else, Numpty decided he wanted in. So, I'd like to thank him for spoiling an otherwise pleasant night. The fact he then tried attracting my attention, only added insult to injury, lol. I've a feeling the long hard length, I wanted to give him, wasn't the type he wanted, lol. There again, he might have enjoyed having a jack handle stuck where the sun don't shine, lol.
Van The Man (Who definitely isn't interested in blokes, lol)
Sadly, your complaint appears to be a common one. There again, considering some single blokes are incapable of posting their own ads in the relevant section, what do you expect?
Personally I only read and respond to three categories, in the ads section. Couples seeking men, Women seeking men and Dogging. (And only if an ad, in the dogging section, says the advertisers are looking for males.)
I shouldn't grumble too much or mock the afflicted. I'm sure the majority of blokes are decent, respectful and intelligent. 8)
Oh, by the way, you don't fancy a threesome do you? I'm hung like a horse, can last forever (having orgasmed repeatedly) and even wash the pots afterwards, lmao.
Van The Man
Personally I only read and respond to three categories, in the ads section. Couples seeking men, Women seeking men and Dogging. (And only if an ad, in the dogging section, says the advertisers are looking for males.)
I shouldn't grumble too much or mock the afflicted. I'm sure the majority of blokes are decent, respectful and intelligent. 8)
Oh, by the way, you don't fancy a threesome do you? I'm hung like a horse, can last forever (having orgasmed repeatedly) and even wash the pots afterwards, lmao.
Van The Man
