Us lot?
Bunch o flippin Muppets more like!!!
Very sorry if I offended any Muppets out there!
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Redpantherman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
UK
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Quote by twos_company
Stuff I'm lookin fwd too...
Three weeks in Barbados too see Mummy! ...cant wait for the crack :bounce:
Crack at a new job for the new year! :bounce:
Crack at my dream car for next year... I'm saving hard for a Porsche Boxter :bounce:
...Can I say crack at some new crack?:giggle:
if u taking yr bro with u ,,,do u want to leave the keys to the house :twisted: i will go to yr bedroom n get all the knickers u have nicked over the last cpl of yr,, n return them,,,then we will have a small social.... oh n pls fill yr booze cabinet up befor u go....
Yeah ok...
sigh, they needed washing anyways...
have a social if you must...
Feck orf if ya fink ya gonna get free booze outta me!!!
Quote by Witchy
I aint got a clue what I'm like in real life?
I am soooo tempted. Luckily, the nice me is winning the fight
Does the 'nice you' fancy a shag? :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I aint got a clue what I'm like in real life?ops:
A lot more reserved than you try to make out
He's really the Honey Monster in disguise ya know
Curse my nice guy persona... 
Quote by Dlep
There's some great questions on the Forum today... I'd say yes, a great many.
Conventional beauty I find really difficult to grasp. Often the people I am told are drop dead gorgeously sexy, don't do anything for me. I can appreciate their beautiful and pretty but they don't press the right buttons. I totally understand what Bloke says about Jennifer Aniston, she's never done anything for me and to me she is very plain. Phoebe however, I'd walk barefoot over broken glass for, just for a cuddle and a rendition of "Smelly Cat".
I wonder if we sense something in a person that just is intuitively wrong for us. I don't know what it could be, but it's made me think.
THANK YOU!
Someone else with taste atlast!
Can I stand in line with that thought..? I gotta big hardon for Phoebe!
Quote by Witchy
Is it at all possible that their is a woman out there who who entertain a man's foot fetish?...seems not.
Is there a dating site for foot fetishists?...seems not
Do people generally think that having a foot fetish is somehow weirder than someone having a breast/legs/arse fetish?....seems so.
Typed by a man who has clearly never seen my feet.
Welcome btw.
Well coming from a gal who's bits have been described as "a bombed out fire place" all I can say to the poor fellow is run... run away... run far far away!!!
Quote by Witchy
Thanks SG
Maybe taking out an injunction wont have any effect & possibly will inflame the situation? I dunno...
I can hardly see the police discussing my case at roll call Hill St Blues style & it will be a low priority matter.
I do know this poor unfortunate person & I'm gonna stick it out as till their pathetic excuse for a life evolves into an amoeba!
Erm...that reminds me...how many copies of that film do you have? How longs the postal strike?
Ohhh Bugga & Fiddlesticks!
Ive been rumbled!
It's in the post ok!
Thanks SG
Maybe taking out an injunction wont have any effect & possibly will inflame the situation? I dunno...
I can hardly see the police discussing my case at roll call Hill St Blues style & it will be a low priority matter.
I do know this poor unfortunate person & I'm gonna stick it out till their pathetic excuse for a life evolves into an amoeba!
Maybe taking out an injunction wont have any effect & possibly will inflame the situation? I dunno...
I can hardly see the police discussing my case at roll call Hill St Blues style & it will be a low priority matter.
I do know this poor unfortunate person & I'm gonna stick it out till their pathetic excuse for a life evolves into an amoeba!
Quote by Witchy
Wowsers!
All I can say is thanks for everybody's kind words & support.
Twos... you scaring the begeejuz outta me!
To date I have handed over more information regarding said persons family member & I hope the police will be able to act on this soon as poss'
In the mean time a little research on the electoral register wont go amiss!
Thanks all!
Don't I get reprimanded? Told off? Spanked?
You just can't get the quality of male trollop these days...*sigh*
Tonight when you hear some weird rustling noises outside your bedroom window it will be me with a bottle of milk & a box o sugar puffs! :twisted:
Wowsers!
All I can say is thanks for everybody's kind words & support.
Twos... you scaring the begeejuz outta me!
To date I have handed over more information regarding said persons family member & I hope the police will be able to act on this soon as poss'
In the mean time a little research on the electoral register wont go amiss!
Thanks all!
All I can say is thanks for everybody's kind words & support.
Twos... you scaring the begeejuz outta me!
To date I have handed over more information regarding said persons family member & I hope the police will be able to act on this soon as poss'
In the mean time a little research on the electoral register wont go amiss!
Thanks all!
Abusive & threatening phone calls can be distressing soul destroying for anybody.
Being a target myself I hope to put some kind of conclusion to my harassment & gain some vital info on how to proceed.
I would like to know of anyone's experiences of taking out an injunction against a malicious caller & what happened?
So far I have reported my malicious caller to the police along with any other information they might need - I do not know the persons address & at the last update the crime unit have given me is that the calls have been made on a pay as you go mobile.
They have spoken to the caller to let them know I have reported the abuse & the calls have stopped for a little while... but now the caller has gotten a little braver & realises the police do not have their address & as a result the calls have come back thick & fast!
Malicious callers derive gratification a perverse sense of satisfaction from the power and control they feel they are able to exert over their victim. Their aim is to control, dominate & subjugate.
Responding with anger or threats satisfy these objectives and are just what the caller wants to hear & even when the number has been withheld I always answer with a polite tone to my voice & hang up with a "...thank you for your call."
Yes I can change my number & I will, BUTonly when all other avenues have been exhausted.
Now my next step is to take out an injunction against the caller but with no address how far can will it get me?
Any further advice will be gratefully received,
PM's are fine but any info & experiences posted within this topic can only serve to help others with similar problems.
Being a target myself I hope to put some kind of conclusion to my harassment & gain some vital info on how to proceed.
I would like to know of anyone's experiences of taking out an injunction against a malicious caller & what happened?
So far I have reported my malicious caller to the police along with any other information they might need - I do not know the persons address & at the last update the crime unit have given me is that the calls have been made on a pay as you go mobile.
They have spoken to the caller to let them know I have reported the abuse & the calls have stopped for a little while... but now the caller has gotten a little braver & realises the police do not have their address & as a result the calls have come back thick & fast!
Malicious callers derive gratification a perverse sense of satisfaction from the power and control they feel they are able to exert over their victim. Their aim is to control, dominate & subjugate.
Responding with anger or threats satisfy these objectives and are just what the caller wants to hear & even when the number has been withheld I always answer with a polite tone to my voice & hang up with a "...thank you for your call."
Yes I can change my number & I will, BUTonly when all other avenues have been exhausted.
Now my next step is to take out an injunction against the caller but with no address how far can will it get me?
Any further advice will be gratefully received,
PM's are fine but any info & experiences posted within this topic can only serve to help others with similar problems.
Quote by Pete_sw
Lashings, as in, lashings of hot custard.
NOOOOOO, you have to add the plurality additive, as in ...............
We sat by the river’s edge watching the hatchings of the nymphs, flies dancing above the water in the rays of the bright sun, the only disturbance of the turbid surface being the occasional lazy trout leaping for a quick meal.
We partook of egg and Cucumber sandwiches, fine cheese biscuits covered in cream cheese, wisps’ of smoked salmon and sprinkled with the finest caviar, all washed down with ‘lashings and lashings ‘ of Ginger Beer.
Now you get the double infinitive and of course, twice the helping :lol2:
what?:shock: Bloody ell... who prodded you in your cage! :shock:
