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Redpantherman
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But I love just that compare ad & I sing along to it in the car! redface
The genre of ad that make me willie tingle with rage are those supposedly tongue in cheek ads for loans were the dopey bloke is the last one to figure out what to do & the wife is always on the ball... I hate them!!! banghead
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Why don't we have a District Council "Probability of a shag" league table on the SH site? :bounce:
...hmmmm maybe not one of my brightest ideas bolt
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Quote by Sarah
Hi all I just came back from ibiza and I gotta say the TV's out there are really hot, I'm not a gay man but by god I couldn belive how sexy these people are and I must admit I met one now this ent something I have'nt done this before but this woman/man was really sexy about 6ft3 size 8 with 36f boobs and i must admit she blew me away

You went to Ibiza and spent the time watch the telly for the adverts?? lol :lol:
I would have been on the beach, in the bars, and shagging!! forget the telly... :lol:
Your on another planet you are! :giggle:
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...you pair will be raided by people with BIG black shooty things now!!!!

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Quote by Steve
I sit on my right hand till it goes numb then it feels like someone else it doing it

I tried that once, then I forgot what I 'was' doing! :confused2:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
sandwiches are like ladies. so many different ones to choose from and all with their own unique tastyness :lickface:

Oh yeah... thats wot you think!
If my sarnie dares to even think about squirtin me in my face I will... I will... I will... oh fuckit mad :x :x
for me it has to be 3 medium slices of granary bread, a mix of Greek yogurt & hot pepper sauce, don't hold back on the Vitalite spread! tuna fish, sweetcorn & a generous sprinkling of grated mature cheddar cheese!
Hot Diggity Dawg... its get me every time! :lickface::lickface::lickface:
Hmmmmm... just had a brainstorm... Sugar Puff sarnies! :lickface:
...on my way to the kitchen :giggle:
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Quote by noladreams
...But recently, me on top fucking hard, clit and boobs being played with whilst being snogged hard by a second, very hot man was kinda lush.

rpm gets his coat bolt ...twat nav take me to the nolaville!!!
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rpm fantasises about the several pairs of knickers to be licked clean & returned to splendid! :wanker:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think the most perverted thing i've ever encounterd on here was seeing Bilko naked :scared:

Pah!
you light weight!
I've seen the fecker in a Bob the Builder hard hat!
& I'm still alive to tell the tail!
...just :crazy:
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Can someone please move this thread to the Swinging Heaven Forum Index & create a new tab called the
"Not Having Any At All" please? confused
...shall I get me coat now? bolt
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Quote by foxylady2209
For those who want to make their own.

Doughnut party anyone?

Hmmmmmmmm... :wanker:
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' Can singles be swingers? '
no they cant ...well not on their own they cant...
:shock:

Of course we can... us single blokes are good at swingin our knobs! :twisted:
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Hopefully people will give you some constructive advice.

:doh: And exactly how long have you been here nola?
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am I alone in thinking that seeing a nice cleavage in a sexy top can be even more erotic that seeing the whole thing? :twisted:

Hell no!!!
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Had the pleasure of some mahoooosive lady lumps & like sassy says (fuck me does she say a lot! redface ) the big guns do grab the attn,
BUTmy fb has lil "fried eggs" with nipples that will fooking hook yer eyes out if you aint careful!!!
Tweeking them bad ass puppies in public will have her leaving a snail trail where ever we are! :twisted:
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I'm just an old fashioned 'cant teach this old dog any new tricks' kinda guy...
I'm waiting for the man splaff in the face to cum back in vogue again!
:scared: :wanker:
teehee... :laughabove: them icons sum it up perfectly!
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

There's a thought - fantasy meet - RPM in a cassock etc and a slow strip to Jerusalem. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Beware of what I pop into your mouth at Communion my child! :twisted:
whatever it is, it'll probably taste like sugar puffs :mrgreen:
Oi you!!! :sparring:
It's a delicate combo of chocolate salty balls & sugar puffs that's taken years of perfecting to standards that even Yoda & the Jedi High Council wouldn't have the balls to undertake!
So hell yeah... the junk in ma trunk shud taste good! lol
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Quote by foxylady2209
There's a thought - fantasy meet - RPM in a cassock etc and a slow strip to Jerusalem. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Beware of what I pop into your mouth at Communion my child! :twisted:
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