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Redpantherman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
UK

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Quote by r4jane
oops...stumbled into the sense of humour bypass room....lol.....get a life people.

No need to adopt the defensive posture matey!
Get stuck in & give as good as you get - after all you did choose to stick ya boot in the hornets nest! :twisted:
Quote by splendid_
It's the male fantasy. In reality most of them wouldn't cope with two women. There minds are bigger than thier bellies...or some other word that rhymes with socks........lol

There are quite a few males for whom the 'fantasy' is just the norm...
Whats more I am very glad & extremely proud that my mind is bigger than my belly!
It is after all my biggest & best sexual organ!
and, is it as cute as that ass?
When I take my head from out of it I will pm you!
:giggle:
Quote by r4jane
It's the male fantasy. In reality most of them wouldn't cope with two women. There minds are bigger than thier bellies...or some other word that rhymes with socks........lol

There are quite a few males for whom the 'fantasy' is just the norm...
Whats more I am very glad & extremely proud that my mind is bigger than my belly!
It is after all my biggest & best sexual organ!
Quote by foxylady2209
I see you can get Banana Sugar Puffs now too. biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Ooooooh foxy... you dunarf know how to get me all hot n botherd with that slutty talk! :wanker:
Quote by twos_company
...or put some sand in yr front room,,,,
and i bring the water redface redface

Yeah?
Well dont cum runnin' to me when you get sand up yer crack!
Quote by Witchy
Buggerlugs...it's not on the thread. PM on it's way, in lieu of RPM bribing me not to publish... :twisted:
Sorry blondie, as you were :giggle:

Is it too late for the bribe wifey? :twisted:
Can anyone please feel free to pm me with info on any decent swinging clubs in Southend purleeze!!!
Cant see anything under The Spotlight section confused
...or anything on interwebby googley thingy majingy
My FB & I will be having a thoroughly doity weekend in Sarfend next week & she has expressed an interest in certain things of the carnal temptations of which I no nothing about! :angel:
I'm desperately seeking assistance to be a better type of dirty boy! :twisted:
(coff coff... I'm new on SH so please move to the correct section if I have made a booboo!) redface
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Happy burpday drinkies
kiss
I gots you a pressy :giggle:

Quote by Witchy
...blondest black bloke...

OK Tanny, go slow with me on this, please note the wife's comments!
...I give up confused wot's wiv the socks? dunno
...or am I just denser than a dense thing that has won awards for densness?
Short memory :giggle:
Short memory? Who me...?
...more like thanks for the mammories! sillyhwoar: :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

...or am I just denser than a dense thing that has won awards for densness?

Yes :giggle:
redface
Quote by noladreams
...I also quite like playing with men's bottoms. :rascal:

Eyes left then young lady! cool
Quote by Thebonediggers
....and pineapple juice consumed by guys for a day before a BJ all the way :rascal: definately inproves the flavour immensely!! wink

How much..? one gallon, two gallons... three?
Imperial or Metric?
Pressed or concentrate? redface
Quote by Ms_Whips
i really like a guy to cum in my mouth. i love being able to feel him lose control as it happens. the taste isn't that great it has to be said, especially the after taste. but it never stops me. i love a guy kissing me after he's just cum in my mouth, same as going down on me after fucking. i also love sucking his cock when it's been in me, or kissing so i can taste myself on his lips.
a thing i find very horny is for a guy to sit on me and wank till he cums over my stomach and breasts. then for him to lick it off again :twisted: yum
whips

Damn... worship
My fb loves the same thing!
...I'm gonna give her a booty call! boink blast
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Happy burpday drinkies
kiss
I gots you a pressy :giggle:

Quote by Witchy
...blondest black bloke...

OK Tanny, go slow with me on this, please note the wife's comments!
...I give up confused wot's wiv the socks? dunno
...or am I just denser than a dense thing that has won awards for densness?
confused who's birfday is it? dunno
Seriously a big awwwwww shucks... shuffling of feet n all that kinda shy stuff
I got taken out to a fish n chip supper followed by Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen
Was I a pig in shite or what! :bounce:

A big thank you to everybody... hugs n snogs guys!
Quote by noladreams
Mine needs a major overhaul
I often get the wrong impression & twice I've been in a bedroom with fem swinger, both times I thought being a gent would secure a shag for the next time...
...both times I was sooooooo wrong & was asked why I didn't jump them there n then! redface

:rascal: Practice with me...
:shock: Practice wot? dunno
... I'm rubbish! redface

There ya go... one dock port on one ipod
Now that I've shown you mine it's time to show me yours! :twisted:
Mine needs a major overhaul
I often get the wrong impression & twice I've been in a bedroom with fem swinger, both times I thought being a gent would secure a shag for the next time...
...both times I was sooooooowrong & was asked why I didn't jump them there n then! redface
:jagsatwork: Just thought I'd mention that you can also use the headphone jack as well as the docking port to connect your speakers.
Do you want portable speakers?
Or ones you wanna leave them at home to plug the ipod into?
Best option is to use one of those comparison web sites as they will give you the option to select a price range.
Quote by noladreams
... these are going in my in-betweenies!
So, has anyone got any ideas?

Let me put my things in between your in-betweenies & I'm sure a few ideas will pop up! :rascal:
My sat nav knows all the little back streets & dirt tracks around...
:shock: Damn she's a dirty lil minx!
1: One Index finger
2: One Middle finger
3: The other finger redface
4: One Little finger
5: One Thumb!
:wanker:
Quote by noladreams
snippity snip snip...
The victim MUST then find the answer to the question and reply to the PM sending them the answer.

Bwaaaaaahhhh hahahahahaha pmsl... rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Lost your one of a kind :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd also rather be naked in front of complete strangers
wave Hullo Hullo...
You cant get any more a 'complete stranger' than me!
Completely Strange of London!
:rascal:
Quote by splendid_
I am always right. Worlass is always right.

:doh: I would hate to come between the two of you then! :scared:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
...the ironing. I hate it sooooo much, the day and my mood could only improve after that!

Sassy you have the personality of a plank o wood.
Depleted uranium makes for interesting company next to you...
They told me you was a man killer, did they die of shock?
Now that I've pissed you off can I bring me ironing over? :inlove:
If you lot were cumin round to my house to party I would NOT be stumping fifteen hundred whole English pounds I can tell you! :crazy:
...a warm cucumber from Asda & thats yer lot!