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Reese
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 61
0 miles · Somerset

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Quote by gailen
I still maintain that you would not be so discriminatory if a female was invlolved?????
I repeat the phrase i made earlier " hi - id like to fuck your brains out!*
OK - but are you married or single? does your husband know? do you have his permission? -
I dont think anyone on here would bother!!!!

Gailen~
If that is what you truly think regarding everyone here, then you are most certainly wrong. Please do not make such broad generalisations when each of us is a unique individual with different desires, morals, expectations and approaches to swinging.
Let's take myself for example: Let's say I was approached by a stunningly beautiful woman who wanted to shag my barins out. Here's what I would do:
1) Introduce her to my wife, Vix.
2) The three of us would sit down and have a chat, perhaps over a few drinks, and all get to know each other. During the course of this chat, we'd be certain to broach the topic of past and current relationships. If the woman gave any indication of being involved in a relationship with another - whether married or not - we'd ask to set up a future meet where all four of us could get together. If she refused, that would be that. I don't even care if she has "consent", I'd want to hear it from her partner.
3) Provided she was truly single, we'd take her home and fuck her. However, if it turned out she did have a partner (and all of the requirements for a meet with both of them were met, etc), we'd take them home and fuck them both.
~Reese
Quote by Rainbows
(Rainbows is easily confused these days)

(and prone to speak of herself in the third person)
"Get on yer back!!"
Granted, I hear it most every night, but it still turns me on as much as the very first time. :inlove:
~Reese! surprised
Quote by freckledbird
oooooo Reese whose is the serpent?

Was the neighbours' whose party it was. They'd just got it that evening, and didn't know how to handle it. I've always loved snakes, and used to raise them from eggs in wet newspaper. I think they gave it back to the shop about a week after that party. sad
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Bloke2005
What? The Mods have 'special' emoticons.. and I thought it was just that I hadn't found them yet :P I know Jags has 'magic buttons' as she said so herself the other day....
How do I get 'special' emoticons please? wink

Blokey~
Could just hit the "Quote" button and steal his image link! *hee hee*
~Reese! surprised
Quote by rachel-lane
thats the last time i go on an absinyth mission in my leathers

Mmmm - absinthe - a girl after me own heart! ;)
~Reese! surprised
Quote by jed/fiona
what is ffs????

Fer fuck's sake, it's a "Ford Fiesta Seatcover"!! Thought everyone knew that! lol
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Hmm. Since FFS has come into such common use, perhaps it should be added to the acronyms thread.
Curiously, I've danced on your grave just a few miles up the road from us...so I guess a posthumous welcome to the SH forums is in order!
~Reese! surprised (one of the two other SH Avalonians, as mentioned by MikeNorth)
OK - impropmptu poll: Who hasn't been just utterly turned-on by this thread?! ;)
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'd be pleased with 1 out of 3!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Obsequious, purple or clairvoyant?
Quote by Happy Cats
Its not really thought provoking, funny, controversial or uniquely fascinating

OMG!! :shock: We're expected to be all of these things?! :P
~Reese! surprised (who settles instead for being obsequious, purple & clairvoyant)
...or there's a splendid, free on-line .jpg cruncher available ! After it displays the "crunched" photo in your browser, just right-click the image (ctrl-click for Mac) and save to disk!
~Reese! surprised
Quote by little gem
white bed sheet tied all fancy = toga/ roman kind of thing...

I agree with Gem - and, if that's too drab, you can add a splash of colour with an old curtain, some ivy leaves and a nice serpent...

~Reese! surprised
P.S. ...alternately, you can just buy a selection of colourful rectangular sponges and go as a Pez dispenser.
Quote by Vix
To Oscar Wilde...
Why didn't you just tell Bosie to fuck off?
confused

Nah - was just total obsession there - however, I'd love to meet Bosie in order to figure out exactly what Oscar saw in that twat. rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
Young, rich, beautiful... no idea. :roll:
Ah, yes - a woman of depth - is what I love about you. :P
Quote by bluexxx
To Oscar Wilde...
Why didn't you just tell Bosie to fuck off?
confused

Nah - was just total obsession there - however, I'd love to meet Bosie in order to figure out exactly what Oscar saw in that twat. rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
I realise that he's not dead, but I'd love to ask Bob Dylan what that Quinn the Eskimo song's all about...
~Reese! surprised
P.S. ...same with Paul Simon on Me, You & Julio Down by the Schoolyard.
Quote by VenusnMars
By giving me access to one quickly, I`m assuming that you are, in fact, a monster! :twisted:
Venusxxx

Venus~
Perhaps she just wants me bollox to have some company on their next outing. :P
~Reese! surprised
Quote by jiggle
so i'm in that 10%
who wants to shag a "non" steve????
please form an queue....
Jiggle

So, you're a Chris, then?
i'm in the other 10%
i wound what percent of that 10% is jonathan ... wonder if i'm one of the only on SH !!!
Well, piercedJon is another Jonathan (but don't wound him, we need him fully intact for next weekend). I'd be willing to bet I was the only Randy, though.
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Sarah1448
.....Reese ..if we get the balls we'll post them all... :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ........ You're going to post Reese's Balls?? confused :? :? :?
Blimey :shock: who're you posting em too? Does Vix know about this :?
Oh can I have them please, take them to Blackpool this weekend :twisted: promise I'll send them back on Monday
How sad is it when one's genitalia get to travel and have more of a social life than one's self? rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
Quote by mopiko
(and secretly i'd like a girl to join in helping me please her wink )i

Mopiko~
Well, the first thing you should probably understand is that all swingers - both male & female - are 100% bisexual, and getting the ladies in the mood usually requires that the lads go down 69 on each other to get things started... :P
~Reese! surprised
P.S. ...work for us, it does. ;)
P.P.S. Seriously, best of luck in finding what you're looking for! :thumbup:
Quote by marmalaid
BTW I anyone has photos of me then they are welcome to put them up on this site only, but please blob out my face, alternatively post em to Reese...

So...where are these elusive photos?! confused
~Reese! surprised
Just had to give this a *bump* since the guy who stars in the clip lives just 15 min South of my hometown ( for more info)! Of course, I blame Sink & Big G for the fact that I've had this playing in me head for the past several days. Utterly brilliant!
~Reese! surprised
Yay!! :bounce:
Chris just sorted out the GiftAid bonus for the snog auction proceeds, which adds another , for a grand total of...
!!
...thanks, Chris!! :love:
~Reese! surprised
Oops! He beat me to it (bloody slow typist that I am)! rolleyes
Quote by foxylady 123
You know very well that im eant WED night!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

What?? You mean Ted's not coming tonight?! :cry:
~Reese! :o
P.S. to Ben: Well? Have you phoned her yet?! biggrin
Quote by foxylady 123
Get her rung NOW, no waiting till Ted night!!!

But... but... I thought every night was Ted night!! :P
~Reese! surprised
P.S. to Ben: Listen to Vix - just DO it!! :thumbup:
Ben~
Sounds as if you're doing fine so far! The fact that she was speaking freely with you about ex-girlfriends and her boyfriend shows that she's comfortable with you and also indicates some level of trust. Next time you meet, just do your best to pick up where you left off, continue to be a good listener and let things develop naturally with her setting the pace. Let the friendship between you blossom first...then there'll be no limits to where the relationship can go (and it definitely seems that the spark of romance is already present between you)! Best of luck...
~Reese! surprised
Neil~
Splendid hypothesis you have there, sir. Might I recommend submitting it to NASA's Annals of Improbable Research journal? It was therein where I first learned that the argumentative defence of was wholly invalid, based upon the comparative analysis of both via mass spectrometry. :P
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Bloke2005
If what your asking is how to pull more easily in the photo ads - say you're bisexual and pinch my avatar lol

rotflmao :thumbup:
Quote by piercedJon
especially when a person is over 25.

You're over 25! :shock:
Seriously, I sincerely hope that you find the right woman for you. I do realise how fortunate Vix & I are that we've found each other (happy Valentine's Day, hun :lovesmile, and someone as honest and genuine as yourself should have no trouble doing the same. Make sure she's into swinging, though, as we'd hate to lose you from the fold! ;)
~Reese! :love: