If two single people want to meet up to get into a club... Why don't they just fuck each other and save a few bob?
Ok, I'm nailing my colours to the mast here. I agree with Fluff. It IS deception to pretend you are a couple to get into a club and then perhaps keep the lie going when talking to other couples. Even if you don't you are lying to the club owner to gain entry.
It may only be a little lie, and as DG says, it is more likely that men are in need to take advantage of this than women are (as they'd get in for less anyway) so the upshot of all this is, more single men getting into clubs cheaply, by pretending they are part of a couple. The reason they want to do that is to get more sex. It isn't the interior decor and cheap bar that brings them in. Nothing wrong with wanting more sex, but I do think there is a potential problem with being deceitful in order to get it. If they will lie about that, what else will they lie about to get a shag?
1. To the Post office in Glendale.
2. To Give Mrs Goggins a damn good franking.
3. My rubber stamp and an ink pad.
I've got some Castrol GTX and a wicked glint in my eye here if anybody would like some?
...insured against semen stains. Suddenly...
Oddly enough I typed "D-A-R-K S-P-A-R-R-O-W" and was abducted by alien birds who wanted to peck at my seeds and implant weird ideas into my head about a master race of alien-bird-human hybrids that can fly through their air and poo on peoples head.
Turned out the Alien's name was Al'ex_sandr'a!
:shock:
I can feel Dan Brown's next novel being about this mysterious phenomenon...
Neil-in-Leeds's posts in the Current Affairs thread.
Always intelligent, researched, well-written and refreshingly free from invective, hyperbole and hysteria and entirely respectful at all times, even when disagreeing.
A pleasure to read, rather like a glass of cool, fresh spring water in amongst the bitter sea of malcontent.
...opener that Peter Ebdon used....
I'm certain if one of us lived on the moons of Saturn it would report back that there are at least 1000 swingers within a 3 mile radius, and what is more, they are all gagging for it.
No.
I'd worry people would grab the wrong bits of you for Auld Lang Syne.
...had made their truncheons vibrate...
..."Interesting" said the psychoanalyst. "Do...
Rolf Harris Stairway to Heaven... Magic
Sherlock Holmes took Doctor Watson the zoo, upon entering he saw a sign for the "Pachyderm enclosure".
"What's a pachyderm?" asked Watson.
"Elephantary my dear Watson..."
"Draughts"
Attempt to take your loved one dogging in a Citroen 2CV on the seafront. See if you can maintain arousal while all around you are being blown.
"Chesst"
Where you move your bits and pieces around on the chest of a well-endowed lady. First person to shout "Erect-mate!" wins.
"It's a cockout!"
A game where men are dressed up in a variety of odd costumes and clothes to complete crazy games during which they earn bonus points for flashing their dangly bits at an unsuspecting Stuart Hall and Eddie Waring.
(In Edit : It may be awkward to program this in I guess... but it's worth a try surely? - Think of the appeal if you could do Celebrity It's a Cock Out?)
"Donkey Dong"
A game where you must search through every profile with pics to find the largest cock on Facebook.
Only Pics must be used and not posts as that, obviously, would be too easy.
"Face Invaders"
A game where you try to get as many folk as possible to give you a blow job within a set time limit.
Finally growing up and resolving a situation with Mrs R that got out of hand and had upset the both of us.
Oh and the Fireworks last night.
Bonk-a-Beaver
Similar to that game in the arcade where you smack the Frogs or Alligators on the head with a mallet.
Instead here you whack the desperate beavers with your large weapon.