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Resonance
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Bisexual Female, 55
0 miles · Merseyside

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If two single people want to meet up to get into a club... Why don't they just fuck each other and save a few bob?
Ok, I'm nailing my colours to the mast here. I agree with Fluff. It IS deception to pretend you are a couple to get into a club and then perhaps keep the lie going when talking to other couples. Even if you don't you are lying to the club owner to gain entry.
It may only be a little lie, and as DG says, it is more likely that men are in need to take advantage of this than women are (as they'd get in for less anyway) so the upshot of all this is, more single men getting into clubs cheaply, by pretending they are part of a couple. The reason they want to do that is to get more sex. It isn't the interior decor and cheap bar that brings them in. Nothing wrong with wanting more sex, but I do think there is a potential problem with being deceitful in order to get it. If they will lie about that, what else will they lie about to get a shag?
1. To the Post office in Glendale.
2. To Give Mrs Goggins a damn good franking.
3. My rubber stamp and an ink pad.
I've got some Castrol GTX and a wicked glint in my eye here if anybody would like some?
Oddly enough I typed "D-A-R-K S-P-A-R-R-O-W" and was abducted by alien birds who wanted to peck at my seeds and implant weird ideas into my head about a master race of alien-bird-human hybrids that can fly through their air and poo on peoples head.
Turned out the Alien's name was Al'ex_sandr'a!
:shock:
I can feel Dan Brown's next novel being about this mysterious phenomenon...
Neil-in-Leeds's posts in the Current Affairs thread.
Always intelligent, researched, well-written and refreshingly free from invective, hyperbole and hysteria and entirely respectful at all times, even when disagreeing.
A pleasure to read, rather like a glass of cool, fresh spring water in amongst the bitter sea of malcontent.
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I tend to notice more when they are not where they need to be and try to migrate through my boxies...

glad i'm not the only one who gets nuclear boxers :haha:
Many is the time I've had a Cher-knob-yl disaster causing great chafing and the danger of an unseemly fallout...
Groan at will(y)
Quote by Dave__Notts
I read the report you linked and the comments from the readers. I was surprised to see how many are not in support of the mother but of Brown. I am glad that some were looking at the whole point of the intent of sending a condolence card instead of the narrow point of his spelling.
He is the Prime Minister and very busy. To put time out of his schedule to write to the bereaved shows compassion in my view.
I feel for this womans loss but i feel she loses sympathy in my eyes when she lashes out over spelling mistakes and keeps running off to the papers. I don't think anybody would personally say sorry for this mans death as it could be turned by anyone to say they are admitting liability of it. So they have to watch what tthey say......Brown included
Dave_Notts
PS I ain't a Labour supporter lol

100% agree.
A perfect example of how the press manipulate the situation. He doesn't write a letter and he is damned as uncaring and nasty, he does, and he is insensitive and rude. He tries to call the woman to resolve the situation, and all she is interested in is recording the call to use to sell to the Scum, rather than listening to his explanation.
She is not interested in any platitudes or sympathy, all she (and Murdoch's cronies) wants is the pound of flesh.
(In Edit : Neil got their just before me and far more eruditely! Sorry for the repetition!)
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I'm right handed and as i usually get dressed in the morning, when i'm barely concious, i just pull my trousers up and things are where they are biggrin

Yep... I've no idea of their inclination to be honest, I tend not to notice that. I tend to notice more when they are not where they need to be and try to migrate through my boxies, causing chafing and the need for a frantic but subtle adjustment without it looking like you are having a wank, or have crabs.
I'm certain if one of us lived on the moons of Saturn it would report back that there are at least 1000 swingers within a 3 mile radius, and what is more, they are all gagging for it.
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Apparently we're having a bird inside a bird inside .....but I would usually opt for either a capon or several poussin.

god whats the name for that i cant remember, its usually 3 birds i think grrr annoying me now
It's a Russian Doll. A Matryoshka I believe...
Quote by Dirtygirly
I hate them all. biggrin
Especially if they come from people I don't know. I don't like it. It's over familiar.
*shudders*

Keep your panties on babe. rolleyes
that'll be a first :giggle:
*strikes names of Christmas card list* :roll:
mad
EDIT: Adds Resonance's name to said list! flipa
So... does that mean I do or don't get a Christmas card? blink
Sherlock Holmes took Doctor Watson the zoo, upon entering he saw a sign for the "Pachyderm enclosure".
"What's a pachyderm?" asked Watson.
"Elephantary my dear Watson..."
"Draughts"
Attempt to take your loved one dogging in a Citroen 2CV on the seafront. See if you can maintain arousal while all around you are being blown.
"Chesst"
Where you move your bits and pieces around on the chest of a well-endowed lady. First person to shout "Erect-mate!" wins.
"It's a cockout!"
A game where men are dressed up in a variety of odd costumes and clothes to complete crazy games during which they earn bonus points for flashing their dangly bits at an unsuspecting Stuart Hall and Eddie Waring.
(In Edit : It may be awkward to program this in I guess... but it's worth a try surely? - Think of the appeal if you could do Celebrity It's a Cock Out?)
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This has stimulated your creativity hasn't it Res? Good to see you back to your old self lol

I'm just amusing myself Fluffster! You should have seen some of the ones I rejected for being far too rude or near the knuckle.
I mean, you can't go anywhere with "Paperboy" without getting into seriously dangerous waters and as for "Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring", it made my eyes water to even think about it.
One for the Facebook generation...
"Moobsters"
A game where you take on the role of a gynocomastic mafia henchman.
Quote by Witchy
Finally growing up and resolving a situation with Mrs R that got out of hand and had upset the both of us.
Oh and the Fireworks last night.

You mean she wasn't impressed to have to sleep on the floor because you'd been yakking on the internet? Who'd of thunk it. rolleyes
Oh dear, someone's been at the Rum again...
I don't "yak" on the internet... I repudiate that suggestion vehemently. I "perve"!
But anyway, to get back to the OP, this daft harridan above pretty much always makes me smile, but don't tell her as she'll only get a swollen head... Probably from 90% of male members on the site. redface
"Donkey Dong"
A game where you must search through every profile with pics to find the largest cock on Facebook.
Only Pics must be used and not posts as that, obviously, would be too easy.
"Face Invaders"
A game where you try to get as many folk as possible to give you a blow job within a set time limit.
Finally growing up and resolving a situation with Mrs R that got out of hand and had upset the both of us.
Oh and the Fireworks last night.
Bonk-a-Beaver
Similar to that game in the arcade where you smack the Frogs or Alligators on the head with a mallet.
Instead here you whack the desperate beavers with your large weapon.
Quote by Witchy
I hate them all. biggrin
Especially if they come from people I don't know. I don't like it. It's over familiar.
*shudders*

Keep your panties on babe. rolleyes
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