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RollosPet
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
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It was seriously good. We both were laughing out loud at points. The characters were very well played by top quality actors, the script was spot on (it is an old Gogol play "The Government Inspector" re-written to bring it into context, and you could have been thinking it was set in 10 Downing Street such was the accuracy of the context), but it was poignantly accurate in terms of the way humans act to each other at some points - a black border around a sparkling performance.
I would urge anyone with the opportunity to get along to see it - it isn't on for much longer, and if you go on the right nights you can get in for a tenner.
Quote by bluexxx
I have a "wankers" folder that is filled to the brim with idiots

Hey, you told me I lived too far away! Now I find this!!
So just out of interest, Jags, what prompted you to lift this out of the depths? And on a pre-unch evening too?
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Jinty the Rug
Sorted :thumbup:

Let's get this right - you wear a wig, Blue?
There's some good deals going on at the National Theatre in September. Does anyone fancy a night out - doesn't have to be Shakespeare - there's a good modern interpretaion of a Soviet-mocking comedy on - and Jim Broadbent is there in another black comedy as well.
PM if interested.
Waits ....
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When we decide we want a guy, im sure it wont be hard to find one - the hard part is finding a decent one rolleyes

Check the profile below - there's a start!!!
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Helen, have you PMed out the hotel lists yet for this event? If so, I haven't got it. If not, when is it likely to be due?
Thanks.
Are there any ladies out there with nothing to do this evening, in the Heathrow area?
I have recently moved round to this area, and would welcome the opportunity to see what's what and where's where with some like-minded female company.
Completely social occasion, no pressure, just want to check out the area.
Can you help someone in need? Check the profile below before declining!
Please reply by PM.
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That made me giggle Phil lol

Do you know, when I scanned over that quickly, I thought you said "That made me jiggle"
Brought all kind of warm thoughts to mind.
Personally, I think orthodontists will always find something wrong with kids teeth - if they didn't, what kind of income would they have?
To be honest. if an 8mm overbite is the worst thing your kids had to face in life, it wouldn't be that bad, would it?
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I am looking for single males, and I really really really like giving BJs. So, what's tragic about that, I hear you cry...... Well, it's tragic cos judging by your posts, you sound like a right prat and as far as meets go, you are probably 12, 009, 876, 786, 837 places down on my list of shaggables off this site.

Hey, Blue, you told me that was MY number!
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Send me a pic and I'll be able to make an informed decision..?

Yeah.... right rolleyes :roll: :roll:
You told me THAT too!
Write something really contentious, or put your willy in your avatar. One of them will then contact you telling you why you are banned.
That's what I was told, anyway.
Look, I've just got to speak up.
Why does this always happen in the Midlands?
When is someone going to enter into swinging with a spare lady friend down in London?
The question needs to be asked!!
GeznTez - hello and nice to have you here. I'd say Welcome, but I've not been here too long myself so that might be presumptious - but I am sure you are.
Listen to the advice you get given - the people here DO know what they are on about.
Steph won't steer you wrong.
Erm ... I've officiated at quite a high level, so, Clair, if you need any help in refereeing the camel toes in question, I would like to offer my services.
Strictly unbiased and with a motive purely of letting you have someone to discuss the ins and outs of each with, of course.
Getting back to the subject (this is the London Mini Munch thread still, isn't it) can you stick me down after all, DH, and I'll juggle you-know-what nearer the time.
Thanks very kindly.
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Anything by Floyd really....

What, .... Keith Floyd?
"Bring the camera down here a bit, Clive. Now zoom in - mind the steam. Now up to me, pan back to watch me take a big mouthful - and a slurp!"
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OK - I've lasted a month on the site so far. If I'm going to go down, . . . . . .

IF you're going to down ???
I would have thought that was a pre-requisite :shock:
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Rollo, Dambuster is right is his assumptions :twisted: :twisted:

Sarah, I shall take that as a quest. I await your favour, fair damsel!
I was in a very well known London store with my son. He was drooling over the cake counter, and next to him was a quite gaudily made-up woman, wearing clothes that were 20 years too young for her, showing all she had to anyone who had an interest in looking.
Espying a wondrous piece of the patisseriere's art, he shouted across the food hall to where I was standing:
"Dad, come and have a look at this tart!"
ITV reaches its 50th birthday this year, and it has asked for people to vote for its best programmes and best adverts over the last 50 years. Since you brought it up(!) here are the contenders:
In the category of Best Shows:
Sunday Night at the London Palladiium
Opportunity Knocks
Coronation Street
Survival
The Avengers
World In Action
Seven up
The Prisoner
Whicker's World
This is Your Life
Upstairs, Downstairs
Emmerdale
Rising Damp
Tiswas
The Sweeney
The Naked Civil Servant
The South Bank Show
Minder
Family Fortunes
Brideshead Revisited
Spitting image
The Jewel in the Crown
Blind Date
Inspector Morse
Prime Suspect
Cracker
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Pop Idol
Footballers' Wives
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
In the category of Best Ads:
1961 onward: Milky Bar 'Milky Bar Kid'
1968 onward: Cadbury's Milk Tray 'And all because'
1970: PG Tips 'Mr. Shifter'
1973: R Whites 'Secret lemonade drinker'
1974: Smash 'Martians'
1975: Hovis 'Bicycle'
1977: Cadbury's Fruit & Nut 'Fruit & Nut case'
1978: Cinzano Bianco 'Collins Rossiter'
1979: Coca-Cola 'I'd like to teach the world to sing'
1979: Shake n' Vac 'Dancing Woman'
1981: John Smith's 'Dog Tricks'
1983: Yellow Pages 'JR Hartley'
1984: Heineken 'School of street credibility'
1985: Levi's 'Laundrette' with Nick Kamen
1986: Hamlet 'Photo Booth'
1987: onward: Nescafe Gold Blend 'Couple'
1987: BT 'Beattle-ology'
1988: VW Golf 'Changes'
1989: SFAS 'Dog, Cat & Mouse'
1989: British Airways 'Global Face'
1990: Electricity Association 'Creature Comforts'
1991: Stella Artois 'Flowers'
1992: Tango 'Orange Man'
1996: Walkers Crisps 'Lineker/Gazza'
1997: Nike 'Parklife'
1999: Guinness 'Surfers and Horses'
2000: Halifax 'Howard - Sex Bomb'
2002: John Smith's 'Peter Kay - Diving'
You can influence the results by going to and casting your vote!
(If you can't remember them, put 'em into Google)
OK - I've lasted a month on the site so far. If I'm going to go down, at least I should put my name forward and go down in a good cause.
Please accept me for the first round of auditions, ladies. I shall try hard to attain the high standards you would expect of a single male on this site.
Sarah, didn't I read in the original thread that you and Clair would be sharing the 6 men?
Seeing as you're open for auditions, why not make it the full 12 and have 6 each?
Sarah, I can't believe you will have problems finding someone with a camera and a long lens!
Pretty new to this, so I have a point of view that might be appropriate.
Not here for casual shags - but also don't want to find myself tied up to one person again.
And I agree with Blue - it's definitely not an easy shag either! Not that I've tried yet, but I imagine this isn't the place to find an "easy" - the wonem are too discerning for a start.
I'm looking forward to finding one, two or more people I can feel comfortable with and then take it from there. Wherever that might be.
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I was poking Rollo Tomassi wink

Yes - in my dreams she was!
Red - please don't wake me - we're almost finished! Well, I'm almost finished - you might have a long way to go yet!