Perhaps the 'wham bam' contingent would like to conduct trials on the most effective method? I wonder if peanut butter would answer for the less mechanically minded? Perhaps not, they'd never get round to the trial because they'd be so busy choosing between smooth and crunchy I suppose.
Yuk - never has a thread been hijacked with such a disgusting image! Apologies to pj2 - it was an interesting debate up to this point!
Sappho - who prefers Wolf Blass Shiraz Grenache and raspberries
Amen, Lou and AMEN! I have to agree with every word! Any man with an erection can have sex, but if he doesn't know how to use it he may as well stick with a bread bag and a tin of swarfega.
Sappho xxx
The poppy. Apart from the fact that it means a great deal in my family for very personal reasons, it is such an evocative flower. Sensual yet so simple, timeless but so fleeting. Delighted in by the Symbolists for its decadence in the C19 and becoming the symbol of regeneration in the C20, the poppy is the emblem both of sleep and rebirth, and it remains a very beautiful flower.
Sappho xxx
I am so touched! Thank you OneoftheDamned for this thread - that was so sweet of you.
Will and I are fine, thank you. We realise we have been neglecting the forum a bit just recently, so apologies to one and all. Our excuses lie in work and domestic concerns! We do promise to try harder in future!
love Sappho xxx
Well I am in damned fine company - I scored the same as Wilma and Corrie! 39!
Sappho xxx
Hi,
Could you possibly have a slight allergy to the condoms? Perhaps a latex-free might help?
Sappho xxx
Kit, my darling - congratulations on your liberation! Now you must embrace feminism wholeheartedly - make Kat sleep on the wet patch!
Loads of love
Sappho xxx
PS Adore the avatar. Mmm-mmmm!
:shock: Do I look like I do that for a hobby? Anybody want to come and play? :twisted:
Sappho xxx
Just a query here John about the options on the poll. Why are there six options when three would do? Option 1 is followed by an option which means exactly the same thing, and the same for options 3 and 5.
Sorry - I just had to comment on this, even at the risk of giving the thread a higher position. It was really bugging me, but then I'm a proofie - it's not my fault!
Sappho the bemused xxx
Hello Tkano and welcome to SH!
Another single male, huh? Your best bet is to become a regular here in the Cafe, getting to know us and allowing the members to get to know you. Unless you have the most oustanding advert in Christendom of course?
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I notice nobody has posted their regret at the loss of the Hmm Hmm webpage. It's a crying shame that we have had to lose it, although the reasons are perfectly understandable. However, there was so much talent on that page, so much potential, that it would be criminal to lose it entirely.
I'm sure the ladies of the so-recently defunct SH Hmm Hmm would agree, not to mention the honourable male members who contributed so much?
So, can I suggest a new initiative? Naturally under a new name. A couple of suggestions...
The Swinging Heaven Ladies' Seminary
The Swinging Heaven Feminine Group
The Swinging Heaven Allied Girlies (SHAG)
The Swinging Heaven Distaff Association
The Swinging Heaven Harem
The Swinging Heaven Fem Society
The Swinging Heaven Wench Combination
I'm sure some of our resident bright sparks can come up with other suggestions.
In the meantime, the biggest vote of thanks. heartfelt hugs and indiscriminate acts of oral appreciation to Mark and Fred and to everyone who contributed to the now defunct SH Hmm Hmm.
Love a Very Sad Sappho xxx
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Such suspicion! He truly was a frozen Sarge. His extremities were in danger of frostbite; it was a pretty chilly night you know. You wouldn't believe the chafing I had to do to get his circulation back to full flow :shock: .
Now where is Will? Last I heard he was stomping around in his bucket-topped boots, exclaiming 'Have at ye!' at next door's cat. Obviously in need of a little Shropshire therapy this evening.
Sappho xxx
Right, the Sarge needs some serious warming up. Kat, a hot water bottle please. Will, hot tea please, darling. I'm taking the Sarge to bed - he needs body heat. If Fred ever comes down from the BFZ, point him in my direction too would you?
Righto, come on Sarge, come with Sappho, let's get you all glowing and toasty shall we?
Hello Connor and M and welcome to SH. Have fun in the forum.
Sappho xxx
Hello Weareready and welcome to the Cafe.
In my experience BBWs have an awful lot of fun - seemingly more than we flat-chested skinny birds! So be BBW and proud - and make the most of the fun!
Sappho xxx
Pi.......! Oh bugger, missed!
Sappho xxx
I once worked for a GP who was fine sticking needles into his patients, but stick one in him and he turned green and fainted!
Mrs FC - a brilliant story with a real message that we all need to take heed of. I've been a blood donor too (got my Bronze badge for 25 pints!) but I've lapsed in recent years. You've reminded me I really need to start contributing again - and don't we all?
Sappho xxx