Perhaps the 'wham bam' contingent would like to conduct trials on the most effective method? I wonder if peanut butter would answer for the less mechanically minded? Perhaps not, they'd never get round to the trial because they'd be so busy choosing between smooth and crunchy I suppose.
Yuk - never has a thread been hijacked with such a disgusting image! Apologies to pj2 - it was an interesting debate up to this point!
Sappho - who prefers Wolf Blass Shiraz Grenache and raspberries
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Quote by westerross
I'm trying - really!!
Tune, you're doing fine! Actually, having just read the 'Manhood' thread - and added my disgruntled two pennorth - I know that the majority of men out there not only understand the idea of sexual pampering, but also enjoy it. The same goes for us girls too. I love it when it's my turn to do the pampering! :twisted:
Sappho xxx
Quote by Archangel
Its along the same lines tho. Like women say its not size but what you do that counts. So that means that size isn't important and its ur technique and oral and foreplay as well as not slamming in there. thats all crap, they want big cocks that are shoved inot them hard and fast. Hypocritcal to me.
Well there's nothing like a major generalisation to really prove a point is there? I have to question the ladies of your aquaintance who are so limited in their expectations if it is indeed the case that what all women want is 'hard and fast'. But then perhaps, it is the limitations of your own experience which should be widened?
The man who combines finesse with passion is more likely to be asked back for round two than the 'wham bam, thank you ma'am' neanderthal. Frankly, size DOES NOT matter!
Sappho
Sexual pampering is when your partner totally devotes themselves to your gratification, not their own, or mutually. When they don't ask for any response other than the obvious signs of your pleasure as they completely concentrate on you and your erogeneous zones. Perhaps a long slow massage, followed by prolonged oral... ? 
Sexual satisfaction is mutual pleasuring to a shared climax - a lovely intense, athletic and inventive shagging
.
Mmm, isn't sex wonderful?
Sappho xxx
Sexual satisfaction is mutual pleasuring to a shared climax - a lovely intense, athletic and inventive shagging
.Mmm, isn't sex wonderful?
Sappho xxx
The poppy. Apart from the fact that it means a great deal in my family for very personal reasons, it is such an evocative flower. Sensual yet so simple, timeless but so fleeting. Delighted in by the Symbolists for its decadence in the C19 and becoming the symbol of regeneration in the C20, the poppy is the emblem both of sleep and rebirth, and it remains a very beautiful flower.
Sappho xxx
Sappho xxx
I am so touched! Thank you OneoftheDamned for this thread - that was so sweet of you.
Will and I are fine, thank you. We realise we have been neglecting the forum a bit just recently, so apologies to one and all. Our excuses lie in work and domestic concerns! We do promise to try harder in future!
love Sappho xxx
Will and I are fine, thank you. We realise we have been neglecting the forum a bit just recently, so apologies to one and all. Our excuses lie in work and domestic concerns! We do promise to try harder in future!
love Sappho xxx
Just a query here John about the options on the poll. Why are there six options when three would do? Option 1 is followed by an option which means exactly the same thing, and the same for options 3 and 5.
Sorry - I just had to comment on this, even at the risk of giving the thread a higher position. It was really bugging me, but then I'm a proofie - it's not my fault!
Sappho the bemused xxx
Sorry - I just had to comment on this, even at the risk of giving the thread a higher position. It was really bugging me, but then I'm a proofie - it's not my fault!
Sappho the bemused xxx
Oh FFS!
I've just bloody realised! I'm no longer Secretary of the SH Hmm Hmm (HRT) am I. Oh brilliant, sodding well redundant for the second time in six weeks!
I am going to need some serious soothing after this. As for the retail therapy required - watch out Shrewsbury, I'm on my way! (Nearly wrote 'I'm coming', but thought that might provoke a few risque comments!)
A Redundant Sappho xxx
I've just bloody realised! I'm no longer Secretary of the SH Hmm Hmm (HRT) am I. Oh brilliant, sodding well redundant for the second time in six weeks!
I am going to need some serious soothing after this. As for the retail therapy required - watch out Shrewsbury, I'm on my way! (Nearly wrote 'I'm coming', but thought that might provoke a few risque comments!)
A Redundant Sappho xxx
Quote by willxx69
Now what the hell do I do? She's playing with my mind!!! Fred? Fred? FRED????? How the hell do I get out of this?
If I say 'Yes' I am going to upset Fred and Sappho, if I say 'No' I am going to upset Wilma.
Oh, friggity-frig. Be strong, must be strong. Oh bugger - this is never going to work.
Who said I'd be upset if you said yes? Silly Bard! I get to watch!
Sappho xxx
(Have you weakened and given in yet? :twisted: )
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I notice nobody has posted their regret at the loss of the Hmm Hmm webpage. It's a crying shame that we have had to lose it, although the reasons are perfectly understandable. However, there was so much talent on that page, so much potential, that it would be criminal to lose it entirely.
I'm sure the ladies of the so-recently defunct SH Hmm Hmm would agree, not to mention the honourable male members who contributed so much?
So, can I suggest a new initiative? Naturally under a new name. A couple of suggestions...
The Swinging Heaven Ladies' Seminary
The Swinging Heaven Feminine Group
The Swinging Heaven Allied Girlies (SHAG)
The Swinging Heaven Distaff Association
The Swinging Heaven Harem
The Swinging Heaven Fem Society
The Swinging Heaven Wench Combination
I'm sure some of our resident bright sparks can come up with other suggestions.
In the meantime, the biggest vote of thanks. heartfelt hugs and indiscriminate acts of oral appreciation to Mark and Fred and to everyone who contributed to the now defunct SH Hmm Hmm.
Love a Very Sad Sappho xxx
I notice nobody has posted their regret at the loss of the Hmm Hmm webpage. It's a crying shame that we have had to lose it, although the reasons are perfectly understandable. However, there was so much talent on that page, so much potential, that it would be criminal to lose it entirely.
I'm sure the ladies of the so-recently defunct SH Hmm Hmm would agree, not to mention the honourable male members who contributed so much?
So, can I suggest a new initiative? Naturally under a new name. A couple of suggestions...
The Swinging Heaven Ladies' Seminary
The Swinging Heaven Feminine Group
The Swinging Heaven Allied Girlies (SHAG)
The Swinging Heaven Distaff Association
The Swinging Heaven Harem
The Swinging Heaven Fem Society
The Swinging Heaven Wench Combination
I'm sure some of our resident bright sparks can come up with other suggestions.
In the meantime, the biggest vote of thanks. heartfelt hugs and indiscriminate acts of oral appreciation to Mark and Fred and to everyone who contributed to the now defunct SH Hmm Hmm.
Love a Very Sad Sappho xxx
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Such suspicion! He truly was a frozen Sarge. His extremities were in danger of frostbite; it was a pretty chilly night you know. You wouldn't believe the chafing I had to do to get his circulation back to full flow :shock: .
Now where is Will? Last I heard he was stomping around in his bucket-topped boots, exclaiming 'Have at ye!' at next door's cat. Obviously in need of a little Shropshire therapy this evening.
Sappho xxx
Now where is Will? Last I heard he was stomping around in his bucket-topped boots, exclaiming 'Have at ye!' at next door's cat. Obviously in need of a little Shropshire therapy this evening.
Sappho xxx
Right, the Sarge needs some serious warming up. Kat, a hot water bottle please. Will, hot tea please, darling. I'm taking the Sarge to bed - he needs body heat. If Fred ever comes down from the BFZ, point him in my direction too would you?
Righto, come on Sarge, come with Sappho, let's get you all glowing and toasty shall we?
Righto, come on Sarge, come with Sappho, let's get you all glowing and toasty shall we?
DJohn wrote:
I have nothing to complain about and I'm having so-oooo much fun! I was just pointing out that larger ladies are seen as objects of desire by a lot of men in preference to women of slighter builds. When I was a single girl, I was chatted up once in the chatroom by a couple and then vastly amused to be dropped like a cold potato because I wasn't a BBW! I've never seen anyone exit from a conversation so fast!
Also, take a look in Let's Meet Up; there are lots of ads looking for Big Beautiful Women - I haven't seen any saying 'Wanted, skinny flat-chested bird for quick shag'. Have you?
Actually I wonder if the modelling industry hasn't got it totally wrong portraying the slim nymphette as the epitome of male fantasy and female achievement. And there are the precedents of history - look at the art of Rubens and Titian up to Renoir. Fabulous fleshy women!
DJohn wrote:
:shock: John - you know me better than that! What, risk giving the Bard another excuse to swish his rapier in mixed company?
Sappho xxx
Oh Sappho! You should know better than to complain about the amount of fun you're getting. Particularly in here!
I have nothing to complain about and I'm having so-oooo much fun! I was just pointing out that larger ladies are seen as objects of desire by a lot of men in preference to women of slighter builds. When I was a single girl, I was chatted up once in the chatroom by a couple and then vastly amused to be dropped like a cold potato because I wasn't a BBW! I've never seen anyone exit from a conversation so fast!
Also, take a look in Let's Meet Up; there are lots of ads looking for Big Beautiful Women - I haven't seen any saying 'Wanted, skinny flat-chested bird for quick shag'. Have you?
Actually I wonder if the modelling industry hasn't got it totally wrong portraying the slim nymphette as the epitome of male fantasy and female achievement. And there are the precedents of history - look at the art of Rubens and Titian up to Renoir. Fabulous fleshy women!
DJohn wrote:
Or are you fishing for offers?
:shock: John - you know me better than that! What, risk giving the Bard another excuse to swish his rapier in mixed company?
Sappho xxx
I once worked for a GP who was fine sticking needles into his patients, but stick one in him and he turned green and fainted!
Mrs FC - a brilliant story with a real message that we all need to take heed of. I've been a blood donor too (got my Bronze badge for 25 pints!) but I've lapsed in recent years. You've reminded me I really need to start contributing again - and don't we all?
Sappho xxx
Mrs FC - a brilliant story with a real message that we all need to take heed of. I've been a blood donor too (got my Bronze badge for 25 pints!) but I've lapsed in recent years. You've reminded me I really need to start contributing again - and don't we all?
Sappho xxx
Fred!!!
Brunch! Bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausage, potato cakes, mushrooms, toast... did I forget anything? Well, you have to keep your strength up.
Would you like Spring Roll with that dear?
Sappho xxx
Brunch! Bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausage, potato cakes, mushrooms, toast... did I forget anything? Well, you have to keep your strength up.
Quote by willxx69
All I can say is.............
Dip me in soy sauce and feed me to Orientals!! :twisted: :twisted:
Would you like Spring Roll with that dear?
Sappho xxx
