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Have a good trip Navyguy!
Sappho xxx
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
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Quote by Thrax
eh, do I sense a degree of hostility towards us males here ladies........
Thrax
Of course not Thrax! The gentlemen in our lives and in the forum are universally adored (well, okay there are exceptions that prove the rule), but there is a great deal of truth in Lucy's maxims which Redhot and I agreed with.
Mmm, do I detect a little male paranoia here? I hate to break it to you chaps, but to quote Redhot, there is indeed many a true word spoken in jest!
As for the Bard:
I shall have to think up a suitable forfeit.
You know I love it when you get all masterful, darling. That sense of male superiority does wonders for your ego particularly when you believe you have the upper hand. Oh, I can't wait for the forfeit - they're always such fun!
Sappho xxx
In the event of meteors, hostile aliens and freak weather conditions, the United States of America will save the world.
Lipstick will only come off on a man if he is about to be caught out.
Nobody goes to the loo first before being rescued or departing on a life or death mission.
Strangers in a town always know exactly where to go.
In car chases through busy city streets, only the innocent get pranged.
Sappho xxx
Lipstick will only come off on a man if he is about to be caught out.
Nobody goes to the loo first before being rescued or departing on a life or death mission.
Strangers in a town always know exactly where to go.
In car chases through busy city streets, only the innocent get pranged.
Sappho xxx
The SHAG Curator is always extremely grateful for any donation, gifts and temporary loans and offers to show her appreciation accordingly. Any items entrusted to the SHAG will receive the greatest and gentlest care in accordance with accepted conservation methods and will be kept under controlled conditions with regards to temperature, humidity and light - therefore no teethmarks, overlooked bodily fluids, flash photography or hot and steamy conditions. (The public are thanked for their co-operation with Museum policy.)
The recent offer of the loan of a prehistoric dildo from Mr and Mrs Flintstone of Bedrock is gratefully accepted and will take pride of place as a crowning example of the quality of manmade sex toys from purely natural resources. As the artefact already has a provenance with affadavits, the Curator does not feel she needs to personally test it. The very thought makes her eyes water.
Sappho xxx
The recent offer of the loan of a prehistoric dildo from Mr and Mrs Flintstone of Bedrock is gratefully accepted and will take pride of place as a crowning example of the quality of manmade sex toys from purely natural resources. As the artefact already has a provenance with affadavits, the Curator does not feel she needs to personally test it. The very thought makes her eyes water.
Sappho xxx
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Forthcoming exhibitions at the SHAG (Swinging Heaven Art Gallery) will include the following:
Fanny Hill's Bedtime Reading.
The Art Gallery and Museum authorities are delighted to announce some of the collection's latest acquisitions; among them John Cleland's orginal manuscript of Fanny Hill, or Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (1750), Did You Ever See Such Damned Stuff… (1760) and George Peacock's The Exhibition of Female Flagellation (1785).
The Exhibition runs from June 21 - and entry is free. Entrance to the Curator's office to see a particularly fine example of a French daybed, as humped upon by Fragonard's favourite mistress Louise, can also be arranged by special request. A demonstration of eighteenth century love making techniques is available.
DIY Through the Ages
A view of masturbation and sex toys through the ages from Ancient Greek strap-ons, through to seventeenth century Italian dildos and up to the present day battery-operated rabbit. The collection also includes Casanova's favourite sheepskin sheath and Don Juan's codpiece. Many thanks to Madame Fouquet for her loan of Casanova's condom.
The exhibition date has yet to be confirmed, subject to all exhibits being tested for functionality.
Sappho xxx
Forthcoming exhibitions at the SHAG (Swinging Heaven Art Gallery) will include the following:
Fanny Hill's Bedtime Reading.
The Art Gallery and Museum authorities are delighted to announce some of the collection's latest acquisitions; among them John Cleland's orginal manuscript of Fanny Hill, or Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (1750), Did You Ever See Such Damned Stuff… (1760) and George Peacock's The Exhibition of Female Flagellation (1785).
The Exhibition runs from June 21 - and entry is free. Entrance to the Curator's office to see a particularly fine example of a French daybed, as humped upon by Fragonard's favourite mistress Louise, can also be arranged by special request. A demonstration of eighteenth century love making techniques is available.
DIY Through the Ages
A view of masturbation and sex toys through the ages from Ancient Greek strap-ons, through to seventeenth century Italian dildos and up to the present day battery-operated rabbit. The collection also includes Casanova's favourite sheepskin sheath and Don Juan's codpiece. Many thanks to Madame Fouquet for her loan of Casanova's condom.
The exhibition date has yet to be confirmed, subject to all exhibits being tested for functionality.
Sappho xxx
MikeNorth wrote:
I must bow to Mike's superior grammar here, he is correct. In my own defence I can claim to be speaking dialectically!
Now I can go away for the weekend knowing I have given someone that lovely smug and superior feeling!
Sappho xxx
Surely "AS long as your spelling is consistent" would be better here, Sappho?
Mike.
I must bow to Mike's superior grammar here, he is correct. In my own defence I can claim to be speaking dialectically!
Now I can go away for the weekend knowing I have given someone that lovely smug and superior feeling!
Sappho xxx
How the hell do you think I feel reading some of the posts on here? I'm a proofreader! I said this before on the Education thread that I get exasperated by the use of text speak and lazy phonetic spelling. As for the lack of punctuation! Dear God alive! 
And just to prove how pedantic I can be
, Jags mentioned the spelling of the word 'recognised/recognized'. Both are acceptable in UK English, although the use of the 'z' is in fact more commonly accepted in American English. Personally I prefer the 's', but it doesn't matter which you use so long as your spelling is consistent.
Next question?
Sappho xxx
And just to prove how pedantic I can be
, Jags mentioned the spelling of the word 'recognised/recognized'. Both are acceptable in UK English, although the use of the 'z' is in fact more commonly accepted in American English. Personally I prefer the 's', but it doesn't matter which you use so long as your spelling is consistent.Next question?
Sappho xxx
Quote by willxx69
On the subject of avatars, am I the only person here that can't work out what Neilinleeds' avatar is????????
I suspect that Sappho, in her omniscience, will know immediately. So come on sweetheart, put us out of our misery. Besides, if I try and turn upside down and then squint at it again all the blood will rush to my head and I'll fall over :shock: (again
)I have also been slightly reluctant to raise this issue as I keep ignoring suggestions that I go to the opticians, and I didn't want to remind Sappho of the topic. I would appreciate it if you could keep that last bit to yourselves chaps!!! Thanks - Will
I'm just guessing here but I think Neil's avatar is Cyrano de Bergerac. (I really don't know about omniscience darling, though it does go with divinity I'll agree.)
Sappho xxx
PS: Will, my angel - book the opticians, there's a love!
hello Gravelrash and welcome to SH!
The dreams have become reality for several of us - but largely because we weren't looking for them in the first place. Come in with an open mind and see what transpires... you never know.
Have fun in the forum, whatever your dreams and desires!
Sappho xxx
Quote by gravelrash
so do dreams really become a reality on here?
The dreams have become reality for several of us - but largely because we weren't looking for them in the first place. Come in with an open mind and see what transpires... you never know.
Have fun in the forum, whatever your dreams and desires!
Sappho xxx
)Many, many congratulations Magik! Truly wonderful news for you and Mrs Magik!
In case you have a girl... dress sense kicks in at 6 months; retail therapy at 5 years, attitude at 8 years, puberty at 11, adult at 11 and a half. How do you handle it? Simple, never argue with her taste in music or clothes and you'll do fine!
In case you have a boy... get a football.
Love Sappho xxx
In case you have a girl... dress sense kicks in at 6 months; retail therapy at 5 years, attitude at 8 years, puberty at 11, adult at 11 and a half. How do you handle it? Simple, never argue with her taste in music or clothes and you'll do fine!
In case you have a boy... get a football.
Love Sappho xxx
Quote by tom-magix
just wondering what you lot think about young people and swinging?
what experiences have people had? do you think it's okay for people to get involved in swinging when they're young? or would that depend on how mature and sensible they are? would it make you feel uncomfortable being with someone whos quite young?
and are they generally not worth it because they've got no experience? :P
by young i mean 18/19/20 (i'm 19)
Hello again Tom,
Still doing your cub reporter bit? I have to give you full marks for tenacity - no change since your first post of the 5th of March! Questions, questions, questions!
It seems to be that the majority of genuine swingers, whatever their relational status, are in their thirties and forties. There are naturally some exceptions to this with younger people adopting the lifestyle.
To answer your questions in turn -
what experiences have people had?People have many and various experiences - it's all to do with life and living and being.
do you think it's okay for people to get involved in swinging when they're young?It's a matter of personal choice.
or would that depend on how mature and sensible they are?Maturity is a state of mind and sense comes from experience. Very few people under 21 can claim to have felt the depth and range of human emotion from which they can learn to make mature judgments.
would it make you feel uncomfortable being with someone whos quite young?Personally speaking I'd prefer a person on my own level of experience and outlook.
I hope this helps.
Sappho
How can you bear to let this one go?I'm a very tactile, demonstrative person so kissing and hugs just come naturally and kissing is one way of knowing whether there is any chemistry between you.
Well, today's history trivia is that it was the fashion that everybody kissed when meeting in the C15, even for the first time. Bring it back!
Sappho xxx
Quote by mollyandchris_54746
Kissing is cool, people should kiss more often, kissing should take over from handshakes in my opinion.
Well, today's history trivia is that it was the fashion that everybody kissed when meeting in the C15, even for the first time. Bring it back!
Sappho xxx
At last! A friendly face! I was beginning to think the place was deserted! Well, it has been actually.
Well, thanks for the offer of the lemon, Tune but... where has it been? I don't just plonk anything in my G and T you know! I don't suppose you have a pancake to go with that drippy syrup do you? I am feeling a tad peckish...
Just where did you want to drizzle that, anyway?
Well, thanks for the offer of the lemon, Tune but... where has it been? I don't just plonk anything in my G and T you know! I don't suppose you have a pancake to go with that drippy syrup do you? I am feeling a tad peckish...
Just where did you want to drizzle that, anyway?
Sappho pops her head around the door.
Strange, they've left the door ajar! Well I don't think much of this oft-vaunted security! I was looking for somebody to play with. Will is down in Berkshire and Archangel has scuttled back to playgroup and there is nobody here!
This is unheard of - the GFZ deserted on a Saturday night! Ah well, perhaps a little G and T and a perusal of the videos seeing as I'm here... dear God alive! Shropshire and West Midlands Show 2002! Mmmm... they've certainly expanded on the sheep-dip in here!
Bugger, no ice! And not even a sliver of lemon!
Strange, they've left the door ajar! Well I don't think much of this oft-vaunted security! I was looking for somebody to play with. Will is down in Berkshire and Archangel has scuttled back to playgroup and there is nobody here!
This is unheard of - the GFZ deserted on a Saturday night! Ah well, perhaps a little G and T and a perusal of the videos seeing as I'm here... dear God alive! Shropshire and West Midlands Show 2002! Mmmm... they've certainly expanded on the sheep-dip in here!
Bugger, no ice! And not even a sliver of lemon!
Quote by Archangel
Well it may be a genrealisation bu tits an accurate one.
Total codswallop! A complete oxymoron! How the hell can it be accurate? Have you personally interviewed a complete cross section of women from all walks of life and sexual interest?
I'd love to find a girl that wants a "love making session" and appreciates foreplaya nd oral and telling me what she likes.
I'd lay a bet there are more out there than the 'fuck me for a fag and half a lager' crew. You are showing your own lack of experience here and attributing the experience you have had to half of the human species. Be realistic!
But I'm telling you, listen to any group pof women talking or ask them direct and its all on size and then u ask them what they like in bed and its them wham bam style sex.
Have you read, let alone taken into account, any of the threads in this forum? For instance the Sexual Pampering thread to name one of the most recent? Well, this woman is telling you directly, at the risk of repeating myself ad nauseum, that size is not the issue - unless it's of brain. I really do not believe I am alone in that assumption.
Archangel, I'm sorry to get personal, but you really need to expand your horizons as well as your experience of human relationships before you can pontificate on what women want, expect and desire.
Sappho
