Thing is - will Jags let her have a pick over the pieces once she has finished with you?
So long as he can continue to play his organ, Fred. That's all that counts.
Sappho - who has now given up all hope.
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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire
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Sappho adopts best Emma Thompson frown and earnest delivery
Dear Friends,
I feel I should say a word in defence of poor Will. I know you must be questioning his sanity at the present time and you would be right. He's been under a terrible strain recently, and the long miles between Berkshire and Shropshire have taken their toll. Frankly, it's the sex - it's just gone to his head.
Therefore I plead your indulgence, and in particular that of our Scots cousins. If needs be I will prostrate myself before you in his defence and you will have to get to him through me. Please form an orderly queue.
Yours,
Sappho xxx
PS: Don't worry, he's in safe hands, a quill-embroidered strait-jacket is being prepared by my own fair hands.
Dear Friends,
I feel I should say a word in defence of poor Will. I know you must be questioning his sanity at the present time and you would be right. He's been under a terrible strain recently, and the long miles between Berkshire and Shropshire have taken their toll. Frankly, it's the sex - it's just gone to his head.
Therefore I plead your indulgence, and in particular that of our Scots cousins. If needs be I will prostrate myself before you in his defence and you will have to get to him through me. Please form an orderly queue.
Yours,
Sappho xxx
PS: Don't worry, he's in safe hands, a quill-embroidered strait-jacket is being prepared by my own fair hands.
My mouse had sticky balls! :shock:
Could someone technically minded please inform this elegant technophobe how to get the mouse's balls back in sync. Instructions in single syllables would be much appreciated.
Also, how do I defrag, is it necessary and is it a painful procedure?
Thank you in advance!
Sappho xxx
Could someone technically minded please inform this elegant technophobe how to get the mouse's balls back in sync. Instructions in single syllables would be much appreciated.
Also, how do I defrag, is it necessary and is it a painful procedure?
Thank you in advance!
Sappho xxx
Will, are you scrapping again? For God's sake, have a drink!
Sappho hands Will a large goblet of Penfold's Rawson's Retreat. Now give me the rapier, dear.
Mmm, drinkies! Good idea. Would love a Pimms or a Campari, please. Plenty of ice.
Now somebody very close to my heart recently introduced to me gin and tonic - very refreshing at a hot munch. For sipping late at night, a Glayva or a Benedictine. With dinner, the wine is dictated by the meal but Australian for preference every time - Wolf Blass, Penfold's, Jacob's Creek).
Please no vodka - not after getting pie-eyed in a thread run by Fred. I'm still grateful to Artificer for rescuing me.
Sappho xxx
Sappho hands Will a large goblet of Penfold's Rawson's Retreat. Now give me the rapier, dear.
Mmm, drinkies! Good idea. Would love a Pimms or a Campari, please. Plenty of ice.
Now somebody very close to my heart recently introduced to me gin and tonic - very refreshing at a hot munch. For sipping late at night, a Glayva or a Benedictine. With dinner, the wine is dictated by the meal but Australian for preference every time - Wolf Blass, Penfold's, Jacob's Creek).
Please no vodka - not after getting pie-eyed in a thread run by Fred. I'm still grateful to Artificer for rescuing me.
Sappho xxx
Disclaimer : If there is anyone out there who I haven't insulted yet - I apologise. Let me know by return and I will see what I can do to work you in.
:doh:
I was going to hand over some body armour but I think the average claymore would make short work of that.
Guess I'm just going to have to protect him with my body - either that or a nuclear fallout bunker.
Please - nobody mention Dunkirk!
Sappho xxx
Face it Jezzay - you feel as at home here as the rest of us! I guess it takes us all by surprise what a seriously nice group of people we swingers are!Thank you 
to everyone for the recommendation of Patrick Susskind's Perfume - I'm really enjoying it. As soon as I bought it I went for a hot chocolate in my favourite coffee shop - and was nearly late for the school run.
There are some books that I have to religiously reread at least once a year.
Jane Austen's works, Pride and Prejudice being my ultimate favourite;
Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre
Anne Bronte, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall
William Morris, News from Nowhere
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol - every Christmas without fail!
Favourite author? Far too difficult, but Wilkie Collins must be at the top of the pile - The Woman in White, The Moonstone, Armadale...
Other favourite authors I can read again and again are Mrs Gaskell, Caroline Graham, David Eddings and - I have a very catholic taste!
Biography - Antonia Fraser's Cromwell, Our Chief of Men and Vincent Cronin's Louis XIV.
Poetry - Lord Rochester, Robert Herrick, Alexander Pope, Shakespeare's Sonnets, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, John Donne...
The books I cannot live without in everyday life? The Chambers Dictionary, Chambers Biographical and Fowler's English Usage - the tools of my trade! Is this a good time to mention I have over 32 dictionaries? Um, perhaps not.
This list isn't exhaustive by any means but it has meant I'm revisiting my collection in search of forgotten gems!
Sappho xxx
to everyone for the recommendation of Patrick Susskind's Perfume - I'm really enjoying it. As soon as I bought it I went for a hot chocolate in my favourite coffee shop - and was nearly late for the school run.There are some books that I have to religiously reread at least once a year.
Jane Austen's works, Pride and Prejudice being my ultimate favourite;
Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre
Anne Bronte, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall
William Morris, News from Nowhere
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol - every Christmas without fail!
Favourite author? Far too difficult, but Wilkie Collins must be at the top of the pile - The Woman in White, The Moonstone, Armadale...
Other favourite authors I can read again and again are Mrs Gaskell, Caroline Graham, David Eddings and - I have a very catholic taste!
Biography - Antonia Fraser's Cromwell, Our Chief of Men and Vincent Cronin's Louis XIV.
Poetry - Lord Rochester, Robert Herrick, Alexander Pope, Shakespeare's Sonnets, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, John Donne...
The books I cannot live without in everyday life? The Chambers Dictionary, Chambers Biographical and Fowler's English Usage - the tools of my trade! Is this a good time to mention I have over 32 dictionaries? Um, perhaps not.
This list isn't exhaustive by any means but it has meant I'm revisiting my collection in search of forgotten gems!
Sappho xxx
You'll only get yourself a reputation saying things like that, Sappho !
You mean the reputation I already have for clear, concise prose and incisive wit, Carpy? I am working on it I assure you! Sadly it's more than can be said for the News of the World, wouldn't you agree?
Sappho (whose attempts at irony occasionally fall upon stony soil) xxx
I haven't seen the scribblings in question in the loosely termed News of the World, but I have just noticed at this point in time we have 20 Guests online. We don't normally have that many do we at any one time?
I wonder if we shouldn't stage a little something to give them something to talk about? After all we're so normal in here they might be just a tad disappointed. After all, book threads, music discussions, small scale social get togethers... hardly the stuff of scandal.
Mass orgy in the GFZ anyone?
Sappho xxx
I wonder if we shouldn't stage a little something to give them something to talk about? After all we're so normal in here they might be just a tad disappointed. After all, book threads, music discussions, small scale social get togethers... hardly the stuff of scandal.
Mass orgy in the GFZ anyone?
Sappho xxx
Have fun in the forum!Sarge? Sarge? Are you okay?
Out cold. Okay, into the recovery position, over you go. Now, I need a blanket... sod it, looks like the pizza will have to do.
Here, here boy! Come and cuddle up to Sarge...
I wonder what he was going to say? Guess I'll never know. Time for bed, I guess.
Night Sarge, night pizza.
Out cold. Okay, into the recovery position, over you go. Now, I need a blanket... sod it, looks like the pizza will have to do.
Here, here boy! Come and cuddle up to Sarge...
I wonder what he was going to say? Guess I'll never know. Time for bed, I guess.
Night Sarge, night pizza.
Sappho pokes head around the door, obviously interrupting a blokey chat
Hi guys,
Don't suppose there's any chance of a drink is there? Just spent the evening with 22 manic kids, a DJ who insisted on playing Agadoo instead of Nirvana and my ex. Don't let me spoil the conversation, just something alcoholic in my right hand will do nicely. I shall curl up quietly in the corner of the sofa and chill.
Hi guys,
Don't suppose there's any chance of a drink is there? Just spent the evening with 22 manic kids, a DJ who insisted on playing Agadoo instead of Nirvana and my ex. Don't let me spoil the conversation, just something alcoholic in my right hand will do nicely. I shall curl up quietly in the corner of the sofa and chill.
I was about to commit the ultimate folly and buy some lingerie in Shrewsbury today. Before I could make my choice between the burgundy velvet and the pale coffee lace I was asked to leave the shop! Apparently there was a fire alarm ringing and I hadn't even noticed. So I joined the stream of exiting shoppers from the mall - and didn't go back.
Was God trying to tell me something - like thou shalt not give your bank manager another heart attack?
Sappho xxx
Was God trying to tell me something - like thou shalt not give your bank manager another heart attack?
Sappho xxx
