Just for interest, I was once asked to co-write a booklet - 101 Ways to Survive Your First Date! Full of sound advice, if I do say so myself for both sexes!
One tip was absolutely essential - about personal hygiene in the event of a meet. So gentlemen, maintain your equipment to the highest standards of hygiene and efficiency!
Sappho xxx
Hello Andrew and welcome to SH!
This is definitely the place to find friends, socially and otherwise, so join in and get to know us! It can be a little mad in here, but there is a lot of humour and banter and some wonderful people.
Can I suggest a bevy in the GFZ at the weekend? That should be Girlie Free Zone but that's just an oxymoron. Watch out for the pet pizza - it was left on the sofa for too long, got zapped by a Rampant Rabbit and became Frankenstein's monster.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Perhaps a spot of DIY, Hubbi?
Sappho xxx
DJohn! Did I behave badly? I most fervently hope so! As for you, my friend, time may cure your tendency not to misbehave. Just look at Will! :shock: Such a gentle, unassuming and typical English gentleman. Put him in a caveman costume and what happens? Well... you saw for yourself!
Sappho xxx
Glad the wine stain came out Jags! Don't suppose anyone knows how to get Tia Maria and chocolate squirty cream out of chammy leather do they? 8)
Personally I'm dying to see the pictorial evidence of that man of mine behaving badly!
Sappho xxx
Hi Stu6
Can I suggest you contact Mozzerella by PM? He's the Swinging Heaven Artist in Residence. To get an idea of his work have a look at the WI webpage, one of his paintings is on the calendar.
Sappho xxx
Hello to ccr and clitstick and welcome to SH!
Have fun in the forum!
Love Sappho xxx
He's flashing like he's on speed for me Sarge! Probably over-excited at the new look of the SH site! If he's not careful he might have somebody's eye out...
Sappho xxx
Squirrel, I may not have a webpage, but I am a WI calendar girl! I wonder who'll be March's? One of Posh would be great. Any chance of that, Posh?
Sappho xxx
Bassdude my love - both Willxx and I are hoping to be in Edinburgh for the munch. We're dying to meet you and BlueEyes and meet up again with the gorgeous Blissed.
I'll try to keep tabs on Will - just keep him on gin and he'll be a pussycat. I might get a bit frisky though!
Sappho xxx
Hi Squirrel!
Click on the 'WWW' link at the bottom of PoshnBecks' posts - it'll take you right to the page showing the gorgeous Posh in all her glory.
Sappho xxx
Hello Jim and welcome to SH!
Afraid I don't have the information you're looking for but I'm sure one of our fine members will know of something. In the meantime, why not stick around and join in? The Cafe is a very exclusive club for the nicest swingers in the country - but be prepared for humour, banter and debate as well as good friends and acquaintances!
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Hi Primarch,
We haven't met either, but I though I would greet a returning wanderer to the fold.
So hello - and have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
This is me: Hag wins evening - I should be so lucky!
Sappho xxx
A friend of mine was horrified to discover a rumour circulating that she was a swinger. (She isn't.) I had to bite my tongue, especially when she said 'I know people who are swingers'. I nearly said, 'Who? Can you introduce me?' I think she may suspect I'm one too - or just a scarlet woman generally!
Sappho xxx
