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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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I can only concur with the esteemed members above in the most wholehearted and enthusiastic fashion and say I love SH deeply and with passion.
passionkiss
Sappho xxx
Lady WA - you'll do just fine!
Just say in your ad exactly what you're looking for and I don't think you'll have a problem. Somewhere FredFlintstone started a thread about writing an ad for his friend Lady Penelope - it was excellent and it worked. I suggest you have a look at that too.
All the best - I hope you find what you're looking for.
Sappho xxx
Player wrote:
sappho could you explain why my wife spends money on buying matching underwear and when she wears it it very rarely matches. unless we are going somewhere special?

I have no idea Player, but I'd hazard a guess that real life gets in the way first thing in the morning when there isn't time to pick and choose. When Mrs Player is dressing for that special occasion she probably has more time. I keep mine in sets, which helps when it comes to being in a rush for the school run. Hope this helps!
Sappho xxx
Welcome back to Mr Writer and Andy_Wakefield!
James - commiserations on the football, perhaps you should take up Scrabble? Much more satisfying and infinitely warmer!
Andy - sorry to hear Mrs Andy was unwell, and I hope she's much better now. Nice to see you back, I was wondering where you were!
Sappho xxx
Oh dear - late to this thread! Purely as a matter of personal preference I don't wear tights at all. In the office or out of it, if I'm in a skirt, I'm in hold ups because I haven't yet found a comfortable suspender belt - and I hate VPL and its equivalent with a belt. It's not just the sexiness angle, which I do agree with, but also from a hygiene perspective. I'm not sure I could go back to tights again unless the temperatures were subzero!
As for the sexiness of stockings, I feel sexy wearing beautiful matching underwear and holdups. More often than not no one knows what I'm wearing under my clothes, but I do - and that's what counts. If I'm feeling sexy, I'm feeling good even on a bad hair day!
Sappho xxx
Sappho enters in short white overall with massage kit in hand
Brumlad, I have you down as my Get your kit off angel and relax, this could take a while.
It can get a bit crazy in there Player - there were about 120 on New Year's
Eve! Give it another shot when it's a bit quieter - there are some great people who don't post in the forum very often.
Sappho xxx
The much maligned yet oft-missed feminine touch Brumlad.
kiss
Sappho xxx
Thank you very much Bifemcpl - I'd love to come if I can make it! Could you keep me posted?
Love Sappho xxx
Sappho puts head around the door to see Alex in a compromising position on the rug with Gman.
Sorry to interrupt, guys! redface Could the last one out do the lights and the washing up please. I'm sure Kat will be in later to lock up.
Mmm... ylang ylang! Very sensual! Nice choice Gman!
Sappho closes door quietly and heads off for the flicks.
Hello Player and Mrs Player!
It rather depends what aspect of swinging you're into - parties, one-to-one meets, dogging, etc - but certainly if you have any questions just post up a thread on a related forum and doubtless you'll be inundated with advice and suggestions!
Generally I would suggest the Cafe, but as a munch is in the process of being organised that could be your best place to start. There you'll have the opportunity to meet likeminded people in your region - and from further afield most likely - in a no-pressure and social atmosphere.
If the SW Munch is anything like the NW, you'll have a cracking night out, meet some fabulous people and doubtless get invited back to someone's room!
Have fun in the fora!
Sappho xxx
There is no excuse for rudeness, whether in the chatroom or the forum, but if they must be so then it would be best to ignore them. They are unlikely to change. We both know there are some brilliant people in the chatroom, both couples and singles - and they are the ones who count.
With regard to the couples who are so rude, it's their loss. Anyone who met you at the munches know you're a great guy.
Sappho xxx
Jags,
The lovely man said to give you his love and he hopes to chat again soon! He did pass on a message so thank you very much. kiss
Just basking in a warm and fuzzy glow right now!
Mmm, nothing like fresh baked bread, still warm - with real butter. Breakfast's on you Jags - the guys in the GFZ can have the pain au chocolate!
Sappho xxx
At the risk of incurring bed head's irritation and wrath...
bed head wrote:
mmmmm, a bummer of squirrels.

A bummer of sodomites, surely - or should that be a bugger? hump
Bed head - this thread could run! Be warned!
Sappho xxx
It's Sunday morning and the sun is shining in Shropshire! I was woken by a gorgeous man on the phone, so being a chuffed little bunny I'm dispensing fresh coffee and warm pain au chocolate.
Sarge, are you up yet? I take it you don't want Brumlad's Aston Villa Mug, do you? You can have the Man Utd one then.
I suppose Kat will be in to lock up later, so if you could do the washing up I'd be very grateful - we don't want furry mugs next weekend!
Sappho xxx
You mean you don't wear your peaked cap twenty four seven, Sarge? You must feel positively undressed!
Oh and congratulations DJ - a lot of men on the forum are very jealous of you. Posh is the object of many a man's desire!
Sappho xxx
Hi Andy
Welcome to SH. You'll find a link to Munches on the index page of the forum under Let's Meet Up. Essentially it's a neutral environment for us all to get together, have a drink and have a laugh. No play, just socialising. Highly recommended.
Sappho xxx
EssexNymph, when Will started the thread back in November you weren't posting regularly in the forum so he didn't know about your charms. Rest assured he knows now and if this comes off he'll let you know!
Sappho xxx
Thank you Bed head.
Takes deep breath The collective noun for a group of nymphomaniacs is.... a spread.
A spread of nymphomaniacs.
Ta dah!
Oh. Right. Well, that went down like a cocktail party on the Titanic. Back to the dictionary... rolleyes
Sappho xxx
I notice that no one has followed up that I found the collective noun for nymphomaniacs. How disappointing!
As for swingers - I think that's a party isn't it? Oh no, it's a munch! A munch of swingers!
Sappho xxx
what IS small, and what IS vwe.

Now that is a good question, Slim - and I don't know the answer, quite frankly. It's not in the dictionary for a start. Does VWE respond to length or thickness, or manoeuvrability - or repeatability? After all, a penis is a penis when all is said and done. rolleyes
Really I think it's rather sweet that some guys are so proud of their willies. It must give them something to hold on to in the night, rather like a blue blanket. A comfort zone for the sexually aspiring. I much prefer a man who has personality and conversation - far sexier.
Sappho xxx who couldn't give a monkey's Shakespeare recital about the size of a man's erection so long as he has one.
But it leads too another question

Which is...?
Sappho xxx
PS: Or should I know this one?
Hi Mick and Liz,
My post was in reply to your original posting, before you changed it, which said only
hi,
we,re out and about tonight looking for fun.

The original post said nothing about you, what you were looking for, who you were hoping to meet, and so on. Yes, this is a swinging site, but it would save complaints of nil replies or timewasters asking if you want one thing when you're looking for another, if you make it clear at the outset.
In the meantime, I hope you find what you're looking for and continue to have fun here.
Sappho xxx
Hello ME5 and welcome to SH.
Do not despair about not being very well endowed. The saying is becoming a hackneyed cliche but it still holds true - quality not quantity. One of the best lovers I ever had was only endowed with five inches (if that) but he made up for this supposed lack of equipment with a finesse and expertise which was breathtaking. (Shame he was such a prat out of the bedroom, but you can't have everything!)
So, do not give up. Personally I'd rather be caressed than skewered.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Oh, bugger. Thanks for reminding me Misschief! redface
Welcome to SH Nudesmoothie.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Someone remind me - just how did this thread start or has it been subverted beyound redemption? And just where is GG seeing as he started the whole sciurine question?
Sappho xxx
And the difference from any other couple in the British Isles looking for fun on a Saturday night being...?
Think I'm missing something. Back to the dictionary.
Sappho xxx